Sweet, can’t wait for new Strokes…

Yoko seems confused these days. Why censor an anecdote about people who have been dead for decades now? This is absurd; no one was injured by the comments, and the comments weren’t acted upon. Wasn’t Lennon a free-speech advocate? Greater public injury has likely been created by Yoko’s strange attempts at music and her juvenile approach to abstract art.

Here’s my memoir ya’ll.

My daddy was a one hit country wonder with a mullet. Then I was born. Then he sold me to Disney and they’ve been pimping me ever since. The End.

get a grip yoko

Foxy Brown isn’t even foxy. She should be thrown back in jail for false advertising.

Disney has a cash cow in Miley Cyrus and are trying to capitalize on her fame whichever way they can while she’s still in the spotlight. The girl’s only 15 and already writing a book on her stardom? Does that imply that her moment of stardom will be short-lived and as she gets older people will stop paying attention to her? Disney probably thinks so or they wouldn’t be rushing to get this book out.