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Five Great Music Moments in “Pot Culture”

4/7/08, 5:40 pm EST

April 20 is a national stoner holiday, and the best way to celebrate getting high on the wacky tobacky is by reading. Pot Culture: The A-Z Guide to Stoner Language & Life (by Shirley Halperin & Steve Bloom, out April 20 on Abrams Image) is the ultimate reference book for being a professional stoner. Musicians are not strangers to the devil’s weed, so check out the five best music-related moments from the book.

• Rob Thomas Is the King of Advice: In a section called “The Art of Scoring,” Matchbox Twenty frontman Thomas says, “The absolute last thing you want to do is walk down to the corner of Stab Me Avenue and Beat Me Street and start asking shady people if they know where you can find some really good stuff.”

• Buy Vinyl: The book endorses a number of classic albums that contained stonerriffic gatefolds, including Black Sabbath’s Paranoid, Led Zeppelin’s Houses of the Holy and Earth, Wind & Fire’s Gratitude.

• Like His Band, Adam Levine is Totally Predictable: The Maroon 5 singer writes a section called “Music to Smoke To,” and it’s got all the usual trappings: Phish, Bob Marley and Miles Davis (though he does throw a curveball with Notorious B.I.G. — a truly underrated MC for smokers).

• Bob Dylan Was Also Good At Math: Sure, everybody knows that “Rainy Day Women #12 & 35″ has a fantastically smoke friendly chorus, but did you know that when you multiply 12 by 35, you get 420?

• Don’t Smoke With Bob Pollard: The prolific genius behind Guided By Voices has some sure fire buzzkills in his “Music to Smoke To” page, including a track that he describes as “a guy who somehow screams and whispers simultaneously for four minutes.”


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stoner | 5/4/2009, 5:13 pm EST

420!!

doobie snacks | 3/6/2009, 2:39 am EST

The only rule:

GET HIGH!!!!!!!

cheefunreefer420 | 12/22/2008, 7:05 pm EST

ur comments are fck1n horrible.

BB | 4/15/2008, 4:07 pm EST

Wouldn’t it be nice to simply not be a criminal? I mean when will marijuana simply be a plant once more? 420 legal, please. I’m tired of being a criminal.

Captain Jack | 4/8/2008, 9:04 pm EST

Whoa! The best way to celebrate getting high is by reading?? Dude, who you kiddin’. You celebrate April 20th by getting toasted. And it not easy to do any reading when toasted. You bug out to shit and put on some fine tunes. Screw reading. Maybe you get one of those picture books to bug out to or check out some babes in a nudie mag, but no reading!

Bukowski | 4/8/2008, 7:08 pm EST

You can try to throw dirt on top by stacking, but it doesn’t erase the dumb comments.

Jay2 | 4/8/2008, 5:57 pm EST

rollin fatties, rollin blunts, who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts

Bukowski | 4/8/2008, 3:10 pm EST

(8) Thou shalt toke up at 4:20 a.m., in celebration of the weed.

This doesn’t wash; any good pot smoker knows the WHOLE POINT of smoking pot is losing track of time.

Jay | 4/8/2008, 9:56 am EST

Noinch, noinch, noinch - schmoking weed, schmoking weed! Doing coke! Drinking beers! A pack of wraps, my good man. Time to kick back, drink some beers, and schmoke some weed!

Moses Green | 4/8/2008, 3:22 am EST

1) Thou shalt always share thy weed with thy neighbor.

You share when you have plenty for yourself. And why “my neighbor”? Most neighbors are assholes. You share your weed with YOUR FRIENDS!

(2) Thou shalt always puff, puff and then pass.

Okay, unless you’re a freshman in highschool this rule is laughable!

(3) Thou shalt never pass on hitting the weed.

Duh. That’s painfully obvious.

(4) Thou shalt never be greedy with thy weed.

See commandment one.

(5) Thou shalt smoke weed often.

No shit.

(6) Thou shalt never pass thy bong to thy friend when there is no hit left.

Whaa???

(7) Thou shalt never break the rotation when passing the joint.

Again, high school.

(8) Thou shalt toke up at 4:20 a.m., in celebration of the weed.

The only realistic and practical commandment.

jah | 4/7/2008, 11:06 pm EST

if you were as high as me, you’d get it …

Burnt Crispies | 4/7/2008, 8:53 pm EST

In celebration of this jubilant and wonderfully joyous holiday, I hereby give you all “The 8 Commandments of Weed” for all Stoners to live by:

(1) Thou shalt always share thy weed with thy neighbor.

(2) Thou shalt always puff, puff and then pass.

(3) Thou shalt never pass on hitting the weed.

(4) Thou shalt never be greedy with thy weed.

(5) Thou shalt smoke weed often.

(6) Thou shalt never pass thy bong to thy friend when there is no hit left.

(7) Thou shalt never break the rotation when passing the joint.

(8) Thou shalt toke up at 4:20 a.m., in celebration of the weed.

huh? | 4/7/2008, 7:29 pm EST

wtf?

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