Every week Poison frontman Bret Michaels searches for a worthy life partner on Rock of Love 2, while Rock Daily searches for ways to reference “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” in our Rock Reality Show Recaps. Here’s our take on episode ten:
Sixty Minutes of Rockin’ Reality in One Sentence: The final four women vying for Bret Michaels’ heart travel to Las Vegas for two extremely un-Sin City-like dates: golf and a steak dinner. Fortunately, Heather comes along to stir up drama (and the drinks), and by the end of the trip nobody trusts Daisy, and Michaels thinks Destiney can’t manage her anger and Jessica can’t handle hard living. Bottom line: more tears and Oscar de la Hoya references than last year’s pukey jaunt.
Did Every Rose Have Its Thorn?: Only in the sense that a reference to Poison’s C.C. DeVille pricked Michaels’ pride. Daisy (who is Oscar de la Hoya’s niece, she’ll have you know) admitted to having had some sort of relationship with the band’s gravel-throated guitarist a few years ago, and Michaels’ reaction indicated this was a no-no.
The Most Ridiculous Part: Thanks to the reappearance of drink-throwing Heather, there were many (a key scene involved her teasing Jessica and Destiney’s hair to epic heights, then telling the camera that even she knows Eighties hair is out now). But then there was Ambre, who went all Suze Orman on Daisy at dinner with Bret, demanding to know how she pays for her breast implants and her rent.
The Rockin’ Finish: Things looked bleak for Daisy — who looked even bleaker as tears poured down over her uber-puffed lips — but Jessica’s perceived naiveté finally did her in, and Bret left himself with quite the final three — a stripper, a groupie and Ambre.
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