die.

amazng video perez!! we love you!!!

fucker.

Eat my shit Perez Hilton!

I avoid ANYTHING this fool recommends!

good.

How is he going to find time to scout bands when he’s a full-on auto-fellatio freak?

Mmmm, mmm . . . I have it on good authority that from one of the bartenders that the white chunky stuff in the Pina Coladas tonight will not be coconut, but bust-a-nut!!!

This douche embodies all that is wrong with Humankind today.

So a guy whose sole talent is for writing obscenities on papparazi photos is qualified to save the music industry how?

This genius is supposed to be save the music industry?

He needs instructions as to how to wipe his own ass (of whatever happens to be in there at the time)!!!

I hear he’s coming out with his own vegetable juicing machine called the Jizzmaster 3000.

One final though on this fucker.

People hate him not because he’s gay, but because he’s slime.

He has hardly any friends because he doesn’t know how to BE A FRIEND!

He’s the kind of person if he went to a regular kegger party he would get his ass kicked out within an hour.

He’d go from one side of the party and gossip bad about people on the other side of the party, then flip it. And people are too smart to be manipuated by such a simplistic trick.

And it would soon be apparent to all that the ugly blue and orange- haired martian is the culprit, and he would be summarily thrown ass- first to the curb.

He’s completely incapable of loyalty. And he will not fix a damned thing with the music industry. It’s too complex.

No one who can be called out at a kegger can fix such a profoundly puzzling multilayered problem!

Not sure about the music industry, but Perez Hilton can save both the entertainment industry and the gay rights movement by hanging himself, which he pretty much does a little every time he opens his mouth. Hope he’s saving his money, because he’s about 3 seconds from over, and he obviously has a large food budget.

I hope he gets murdered ASAP! Soooooooooooo ugly & just nasty!

yeah, and he’s laughing all the way to the bank,,,,while you schmutzs post your tired little anti-perez rants,,,,,,boo hoo, bitches.

His mother is dying of pantriatic cancer…be nice!

perez fans

re: jealous bastards | 3/23/2008, 3:26 pm EST

“yeah, and he’s laughing all the way to the bank,,,,while you schmutzs post your tired little anti-perez rants,,,,,,boo hoo, bitches.”

The prosectuion rests.

Perez Hilton, setting the gay rights movement back by a generation simply by existing

I am not surprised that he truly believes he is capable of saving anything he wants. And while his ego could fill a room, he is still popular with at least some of the population. I’m not quite sure why….Well- I will say the modern music industry needs some work- if he can actually do it- more power to him. Although I think he could only hurt-not help- anything he lays a finger on.