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Track Review: Eliot Spitzer’s Escort Knows “What We Want”

3/13/08, 8:50 am EST

An interesting wrinkle in the ongoing Eliot Spitzer prostitute scandal is the discovery of his hooker-of-choice’s (now deleted) MySpace page — and her original composition “What We Want.” The site lists twenty-two year old Ashley Alexander Dupré (aka “Kristen,” her nom-de-sex) as having influences such as Aerosmith, U2, Jack Johnson and Etta James, but her sole song “What We Want” sounds like a supremely sub-par Christina Aguilera tune or a run-of-the-mill Pussycat Dolls track. “Can you handle me, boy,” Dupré purrs in her best Britney voice. “You’ve got what I want. I know what you need. Can you handle me?” Sure! But the more important question may be this: can we afford you?

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Country Crotch | 3/13/2008, 10:03 am EST

Kristen is such a hottie and if you have seen Spitzer’s wife, a guy can understand why he wanted the “services” of an “escort” service. But why Spitzer carried on his cheating for so long, being such a high profile public figure, and not think he would get caught is the bigger question. This only goes to show that he had some personal issues with his wife that went unresolved and the use of a prostitute was some kind of a release for him.

Jake Burns | 3/13/2008, 12:46 pm EST

She cancelled her My Space account

Peter | 3/13/2008, 3:29 pm EST

Why is it such a big deal that the Spitz had a babe on the side?She cleared his head so he could do the people’s work.

the truth is... | 3/13/2008, 4:06 pm EST

powerful dudes gotta have sex with hot chicks, thats how it is

Rob Gordon | 3/14/2008, 5:58 am EST

yuck. damaged goods.

Anarchistic Romance | 3/14/2008, 6:03 am EST

I’m finished . . . and not prematurely. right on schedule. yeah, baby!!!!

Mike/Houston,TX. | 3/14/2008, 11:56 am EST

Peter: Somewhere along the way you missed some vital information – That Spitzer’s carved out a very high profile professional career for himself, the most highlighted being jailing and busting pimps & prostitutes. And then utilizing and concealing the illegal usage of taxpayers’ $$$ to pay for his sexual pleasure. Spitzer’s a scumbag. The girl’s innocent – she’s working for a brothel – she’s employed.

da novel's done done done | 3/14/2008, 7:22 pm EST

“The girl’s innocent – she’s working for a brothel – she’s employed.”

She’s employed as a whore. That makes her a scumbag, too!

Squiggly Line de Dêútier | 7/8/2008, 11:37 am EST

yes, i agree

Greg Glsscock | 7/8/2008, 10:29 pm EST

Country crotch, I guess your def of “Hottie” is a crotch rotted ho with a bad nose job.

I’d take his wife any day of the week.

londonafter | 3/8/2009, 2:22 pm EST

But the more important question may be this: can we afford you?
Touche! She’ll never be a famous singer btw

Isgeuctn | 7/14/2009, 12:41 am EST

NNLocC

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