I have NO problem with Mariah’s appearance.

First of all there’s not a thing wrong with the way Mariah looks.

Getting serious
A. If you think Eliot Spitzer is now going to change his sexual habits, you really are naieve.

If anything, his forced retirement from public office gives him even more lattitude to fuck around. This time he’ll probably get smart and keep a mistress or mistresses stashed everywhere.

B. Barack Obama would never say that about someone as smoking as Mariah. Have you gotten a good like at his wife? Ewww to the 10th power!

If you don’t think a person as powerful as Obama doesn’t have women stashed all over the place, you’re also extremely naieve.

mariah’s boobs hang into her armpits, like spaniel’s ears.

Let’s hope Mariah Carey wears something low cut and revealing on Saturday Night Live so those beautiful jugs of hers can bounce around. Now that I’ve got some free time on my hands, no more call girls for me…. I need some visual stimulation to give me my right hand a workout.