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Reality Show Recap: Snoop Gets Hitched Again on “Father Hood”

3/3/08, 11:12 am EST

Every week on the new E! series Father Hood, Snoop Dogg takes you into the mundane shiznit of being both a family man and a potty-mouthed hip-hop icon. Here’s our tenth Rock Reality Recap:

Thirty Minutes in Three Sentences: Snoop gives his management team two days to set up a surprise vow renewal for him and his Boss Lady. Shante believes the wedding is for Snoop’s “uncle” Charlie Wilson (of the Gap band — he’s Snoop’s uncle “not by blood but by love”), but is pleasantly surprised into saying “I do” to her hubby all over again.

Kin and Juice: The most family-oriented man to be denied entry to Australia gave a pre-ceremony speech about his love for his wife and kids, admitting that he used to put his musical career first before spending time with his family. Boss Lady made Snoop nervous with a pause before her “I do” and Snoop extended the wrong hand for the ring, but otherwise the vows of Mr. And Mrs. Calvin Broadus went as smoothly as “Sensual Seduction,” ending in a slow dance to a Charlie Wilson version of “Let’s Just Chill” by Guy.

It’s a Doggy Dogg World: Snoop’s guest list includes Teddy Riley and even David Banner, who decides to pick up all the crying straggling women from the ceremony. Uncle Junebug hands out some more of his invaluable advice with, “You only get one freebie. For the rest of them you got to give a paycheck.”

Snoopism of the Day: Nephew. “This is not your mother’s brother’s son’s nephew.” This nephew is a reference to Snoop Dogg’s seniority to all those “young rappers in the game, whether you older than me or not. I’m your uncle now.”


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blank | 4/12/2008, 2:18 pm EST

what’s the name of the song played during the renewing of snoop dogg and wife shante wedding vows on fatherhood

Hot Water Music | 3/4/2008, 7:36 pm EST

I was up late one night and I saw Snoop’s “Sexual Seduction” on VH1.

The song and video were so terrible that I half-expected Snoop to jump out and say, “Only Kidding!” Nope, he meant it!

. . . As I sit here alone spinning a pistol around my index finger . . .

BONERJAM | 3/3/2008, 2:36 pm EST

When Snoop was a up and coming artist did he ever think he would sell out as much as he has?

Snoopometer | 3/3/2008, 12:49 pm EST

Stupidest reality show running. And his ignorance reached a new low when he told his sons that black kids playing guitar hero were “trying to be white”. Just like reading or any other real skills, huh Snoop? Talk about self hate…

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