Every week Poison frontman Bret Michaels searches for a worthy life partner on Rock of Love 2, while Rock Daily searches for ways to reference “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” in our Rock Reality Show Recaps. Here’s our take on episode six:

Sixty Minutes of Rockin’ Reality in Two Sentences: Rock of Love has officially gone American Gladiators — after last week’s football mudbath comes a rodeo competition hosted by last season’s nutball Rodeo. Under-the-radar Jessica wrestles a greased pig to win a paintball date, while the group date goes down at a restaurant where Bret and Co. dine in total darkness. Hey-o!

Did Every Rose Have Its Thorn?: It did on this weekend’s Saturday Night Live parody (see clip, above), where Tina Fey portrayed Michaels fave Daisy with lip-plumped acuity. Bet you can’t guess whether this quote is from the real deal or the SNL bit: “I’m just having a devil of a time figuring out which of these smokin’ hot hotties is my one true love.”

The Most Ridiculous Part: Kristy Joe! Why are you so crazy? Why are you still here? Anyone?

The Rockin’ Finish: Catherine and Peyton know their necks are on the line, but there’s no hope for the two eldest Rock of Love 2 gals. Catherine makes Michaels breakfast in a last-ditch effort to rep for the fortysomethings, but at the double-elimination, both ladies in Bret’s age bracket are forced to end their tour.