No one will want to see that tape. Why bother?

Gene Simmons is an idiot (OK, a very rich idiot) with a band he still thinks is relevant. Shannon Tweed is just as big an idiot for letting him get away with this shit for years. I’d like them to go away now.

What woman in her right mind would want to have sex with that arrogant goofball Gene Simmons anyway?

I wanna see Gene’s cock!

gene simmons is so hot, i wanna see it

I swear these sex tape scandals are all manufactured ’scandals’ orchestrated by PR people. The celebrity in question is probably behind all of it for mountains of free publicity.

Jakob Dylan is so goddamn boring. Perfect music for soccer moms to buy at Starbucks.

I agree that the whole sex tape scandal is sorta gross just thinking about it! Gene Simmons?

Hey Johnny, Soccer moms maybe. More likely anyone interested in quality music, sophisticated lyrics and a soothing voice that pierces the soul.