Reality Show Recap: Bret Michaels Is a Gossip Girl on “Rock of Love 2″

2/12/08, 11:35 am EST

Every week Poison frontman Bret Michaels searches for a worthy life partner on Rock of Love 2, while Rock Daily searches for ways to reference “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” in our Rock Reality Show Recaps. Here’s our take on episode four:

Sixty Minutes of Rockin’ Reality in Two Sentences: After last elimination night’s party, Olsen-twin-clone Daisy accompanies Michaels to his room, annoying perpetually ignored Aubry and the still-married-but-conflicted Kristy Joe, who spends most of the episode in tears. At a custom-bike-building challenge, lead mechanic Inna scores a date and the rest of the winners pose for a Fifties-pin-up-girl style photo shoot where Michaels indulges his love of gossip (we think that’s secretly why he does this show) and whines about Kristy Joe.

Did Every Rose Have Its Thorn?: No rose, no thorn (though Michaels was especially prickly this week). Are we going to have to give up on this category this season altogether!?

The Most Ridiculous Part: Megan readily admits she doesn’t really know what’s going on. That much is clear: “It doesn’t look like I’m from the Fifties … I’m in my twenties! I’m twenty-two!”

The Rockin’ Finish: Kristy Joe and Aubry form such a strong bond that Aubry sacrifices herself at the elimination in an attempt to give K-J a second chance at Poisonous love. Unfortunately for Aubry, she was actually the eliminated contestant all along … so Kristy Joe flips off her hysterical tears and prances on down to pick up her backstage pass.

[Photo: Getty]


Comments

Paula | 4/13/2008, 10:29 am EST

I find the show entertaining! I think Bret is kinda sexy, I find him to be kinda chaming and intelligent. Yes, Poison was a long time ago but if the man needs love I hope he finds it! And the publicity isnt hurting him…the kids eat this show up!!! That means hes recreated himself like alot of people do for thier career. Im not sure who I want to win…I like both girls left…I do like Daisy I think she is a beautiful person on the inside and out! And Ambre seems to be a well grounded person, smart. Can Bret have a normal relationship without all the sex with other women? Thats what Id like to know…or would it be an open relationship????

anonymous | 4/13/2008, 10:16 am EST

i think that Amber is true to her feelings even though she did not tell the truth about her age. Who cares. She is still younger the Bret. Daisy is has way to many issues and has not been open to the one that she thinks she loves.
Go Amber

mj | 4/10/2008, 10:53 pm EST

kristy joe was i think the best one for bret. Yes she has some problems but dosen’t everyone. Bret you know you loved that about her. Wish you could have brought her back.

show is a guilty tart secret | 4/4/2008, 8:54 am EST

I completely agree with “woof woof dog in the house” about Daisy. Yes her way of whining is very odd and now that you mention it - YES - SHE DOES LOOK LIKE YODA! Excellent comparison. Yoda with fake boobs and fake lips, and who knows what her yaya looks like. Look out Brett, you are making a huge mistake going after Daisy - she’ll scare your kids to death.

Katie | 3/30/2008, 2:18 pm EST

Has anyone of these girls asked themselves if they would really want to be with Bret? Hello! He is 47 and looking for a date on TV. He may be still playing music but at county fairs and local casinos. I know those guys and if he didn’t have money and VH1 backing him, the girls would laughing at his so called “rock and roll life style.” I can’t believe I watch this show, but it is like a car accident, I just can’t turn away because I can’t believe what I am seeing. Ok a funny car accident where no one gets hurt, because I laugh a lot!show!

mary | 3/3/2008, 5:16 pm EST

The program is “Entertainment” people, remember? We have all, obviously, been entertained. Positive or negative, our comments increase exposure of the show, increasing popularity and ultimately, ratings. Kinda sorry you didn’t keep your criticisms to yourself? : )

Deb | 3/2/2008, 7:13 pm EST

Hopefloats is spot on..this season is not near as entertaining as the first season..and woof woof in the dog house..spot on the discription of Daisy.dont forget the spastic hands..my eyes cross when the get a close up..and Megan..well I cant wait till she is long in the tooth..as she so elequantly said..dumb as dirt..oh who will he chose..there is his guard..he looks pretty good this season..lol..

Anonymous | 3/2/2008, 3:03 pm EST

Bret Michaels is a washed up nasty has been. Gross!

i hate bret michaels | 2/19/2008, 1:45 pm EST

why is it the only pic you ever see of bret is that one that must have been taken back in the day you know, the day when he had the only song he ever did. every rose has it’s thorn. Every dork has his day and his is done. His face sags as much as i’m sure his mid 40 something balls do. he’s really gotten to be an eyesore.

Metal Shawn G | 2/16/2008, 7:44 pm EST

Last coca-cola in the desert. | 2/15/2008, 7:29 am

“Why do we give men that much power over us.”

Yeah yeah yeah. Get me a beer out of the fridge.

Last coca-cola in the desert. | 2/15/2008, 7:29 am EST

I don’t understand the big deal Bret Michaels, come on. Why do we give men that much power over us. To go on t.v. for a man who has to come on t.v. to find love.
Is he really the loser or is it our thinking as women today.

Insolent Sinner | 2/14/2008, 5:44 pm EST

I would like to know if they are all so concerned about fake girls and those there for TV only….why the heck is Megan on this show now? She just won 250,000 dollars on Beauty and the Geek. How can anyone even remotely take this show seriously now. I love these reality shows and yes they are cheesy at times but it is VERY obvious that there are genuine people wanting to find *something* with another in them. I think Megan should be disqualified however I find it hard to believe that the producers didnt already know this. MEGAN IS A FAKE TV WANNABE. pffftt
GO DAISY!!!!

WOOF WOOF DOG IN THE HOUSE! | 2/14/2008, 5:01 pm EST

WHAT IS UP WITH THAT DOG LICK BUTT UGLE DAISY CHICK AND HER LIPS AND JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING ABOUT HER. SHE MOVES LIKE YODA FROM STAR WARS WITH A HUMP BACK WHEN SHE DOES THOSE INTERVIEWS AND FLYING ARMS, THEN THOSE GOD FORSAKEN LIPS AND FACE! AND THAT SINGING IS NOT SEXY AND DEFINITELY NOT WORTH–IT IS LIKE SHE IS IN HEAT AND MOANING. UWOOOOO! GROUSE-AND HE LIKES HER MOST–GO FOR IT DOG! DOGS LOVE DOGS(BITCH) HE IS NICE LOOKING, BUT HE IS A DOG TOO. Ruff ruff

j-cee | 2/14/2008, 11:45 am EST

Well i think that Bret needs to fall in love with someone who will love him and care about him not his fortune,looks,also that he’s famous rock star.And i think that Daisy is too young for him. i think that Kristy Joe really likes him. not like the rest of the skanks their.

alison | 2/13/2008, 3:35 pm EST

Get rid of Megan. This girl is as dumb as dirt. Also Kristy Jo is at least attractive. These other girls look like road kill. Seems that the dumb stripper look is what Bret likes! They must have found all the decent looking girls for last year because they are skanky this year. Ugh!

sandy | 2/13/2008, 3:29 pm EST

I watched rock of love 1 and now 2 ,it seems that Bret Michaels needs to get away from all the skank strippers, and GOLDIGGERS especially that Daisy for she looks like a blowfish and I hate it when she talks “you no like” .

sassy | 2/13/2008, 1:55 pm EST

kristy joe is and ok girl she trys her best to be rule with breet

jw | 2/13/2008, 10:34 am EST

Okay I sat through the show once and found some of it briefly entertaining -I’m older than the women on it - 43 - but not older than Bret - what are these women doing wasting their time - getting in catfights trying to win the attention of some looser guy ? - (he does have money and he was famous once but to me he’s a looser) - their jumping through hoops and humiliating themselves to be with him - then he tries to claim he has values - give me a break -

Eddie Wilson | 2/13/2008, 7:37 am EST

Some plastic explosives are what are needed here.

Jughead | 2/12/2008, 2:46 pm EST

All right RS, showing us two chicks ready to make out in that pic. Maybe I should start watching that Rock of Love show. I didn’t know there were lesbian scenes in that program. Cool!

ann miller | 2/12/2008, 2:05 pm EST

Kristy Joe has serious problems! She has a child and is still married so why isn’t she spending time with her child instead of making a fool of herself on a reality show.

hopefloats | 2/12/2008, 1:44 pm EST

Kristy Joe needs some Xanax and some therapy. Watch out Brett!

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