Every Week on CMT’s new reality show Gone Country, a motley mix of Nashville misfits try to make it big on the Chesney tip. We’ll be watching (and chuckling):

Thirty Minutes of Kentucky Fried Reality in Seven Sentences: Thirty seconds into this week’s episode, Bobby Brown is boozing. “Y’all like coffee. I like alcohol,” boasts Brown after the rooster crows on the John Rich estate. After meeting Gretchen Wilson, “the Redneck Woman,” our contestants are faced with this week’s task: shoveling horse shit and corralling stallions. After a horse attacks one of the show’s cameramen, a frightened and inebriated Brown opts to help Dee Snider shovel the shit. On top of that, Brown accidentally swallows a mouthful of Skoal, which gets him high. Our cast then goes to a local watering hole to watch Cowboy Troy perform, but Brown (who’s plastered at this point) refuses to participate in the festivities, storming out of the bar to pass out on the tour bus. Meanwhile, Dee Snider wins the horseshoe-throwing contest.

The Honky-Tonkin’ Highlights: Instead of passing out, Brown spends time with Carnie Wilson on the tour bus. Wilson, at this point, just wants Brown to sleep off the booze, but Brown has other ideas. While a motherly Wilson helps take off Brown’s white Adidas, Bobby unleashes a fart aimed toward Carnie. “His butt was about like one and a half feet from my mouth, and it was like a snappy wet river,” Wilson remarks. At this point, Wilson wisely exits the tour bus.

The Grand Ol’ Finale: A hungry, drunk Bobby tries to tell his shoes to get back on his feet. Later, the six other contestants board the bus, but Brown flees to hit up a BBQ joint. At 3:45 A.M., Brown finally rejoins his castmates, with a cheese steak in tow. Back at Rich’s mansion, everyone goes to bed … but Bobby Brown isn’t done yet. Brown, you see, suffers from sleepwalking, so at 4:45 A.M., Brown goes to urinate, except he doesn’t go to the bathroom like normal people. He goes to Dee Snider’s bed. Snider awakens in horror, sees Brown’s junk and becomes convinced he’s about to be raped. Thankfully, Snider stops Brown before he’s able to piss all over John Rich’s furniture by directing a somnambulistic Brown to the bathroom. “If there’s any sleepwalking persons out there that help sleepwalkers that pee, please call me,” Brown asks, and thus this week’s episode comes to an end.

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