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Rock Reality Show Recap: Girls Lace Up for a Roller Derby Challenge on Bret Michaels’ “Rock of Love 2″

1/28/08, 11:32 am EST

Every week Poison frontman Bret Michaels searches for a worthy life partner on Rock of Love 2, while Rock Daily searches for ways to reference “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” in our Rock Reality Show Recaps. Here’s our take on episode three:

Sixty Minutes of Rockin’ Reality in Two Sentences: Notorious bad-girl Lacey from season one returns for a roller-derby challenge where the ladies have to protect “baby Bret” in a stroller while flying around a rink on skates. Kristy Joe leads her team to victory, but her unpopularity in the house encourages Destiney and Daisy to sabotage the germaphobe’s one-on-one bbq date by stragetically using their VIP passes.

Did Every Rose Have Its Thorn?: Perhaps the show’s producers realized how much they overused this ditty during the first season; last night’s episode was not, in fact, thorny.

The Most Ridiculous Part: Despite being instructed that burlesque is about the suggestion of nudity, woozy French stripper Angelique goes a little too far during a group date at L.A.’s Forty Deuce and nearly gets the club shut down for going the full monty.

The Rockin’ Finish: Roxy gets axed for being polite and not utilizing her VIP pass to ruin Kristy Joe’s date, while Angelique is sent packing for being a tad too wild (meaning next week’s show will be a tad less Rock of Restylane).

[Photo: Getty]


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RYAN | 4/15/2008, 4:25 am EST

I LOVE FRENCHIE SHE IS TV GOLD!

nikki | 3/28/2008, 6:51 pm EST

i think jessica or amber is d best match 4 bret…well its his choice!!gud luck man!

RYAN | 2/18/2008, 5:19 am EST

FRENCHIE ROCKS!!!!!

RYAN | 2/18/2008, 5:18 am EST

FRENCHIE WAS THE BEST GIRL ON SHOW !!!SHE IS HOT,FUN, CONFIDENT AND I LOVED HER I DONT GIVE A FUCK ATTITUDE,HER ACCENT IS CRACKING ME UP AND SHE IS SO SEXUAL I LOVED IT!!!!!!!I MISS FRENCHIE!!!!!

T in Phoenix | 1/30/2008, 8:36 pm EST

I saw MTV Cribs last night. Geez Brett how could you even DREAM of exposing those 2 adorable little girls to those freaky slutts? Don’t you want a woman with a little self respect? What kind of roll model are you looking for? Do you want your daughters acting like that?

SanOHIO71 | 1/30/2008, 7:34 pm EST

I agree that most of the girls this season are either ugly or just complete airheads but Brett is still HOT and sings great. I think so far Kristy Jo is my favorite. I hope she toughens up!

Robyn | 1/30/2008, 5:06 pm EST

Brett you need to get real woman, a real woman dosnt have to play football or ride a 4-wheeler. you are one of those guys looking for something you should of got when you were in your 20’s. grow up and be a real man and then maybe you will find a real women not the slores that you have on your show.
How old are you?

momerath | 1/30/2008, 1:47 am EST

Ok, I got pulled into watching the show because my husband, who is the same age as Brett, enjoys it so much. He can totally connect with where Brett’s head is at and enjoys the “during the date” commentary.

Directly after watching the episode, my husband thanked me so much for having my 140 IQ, my rockin’ body, my love of erotica and the ability to love watching sports and at the same time be excellent half-time entertainment.

Brett, man, for the love of God, please, please make sure you get a girl that’s the whole package!! Take it from me, the one you want is not one that enjoys having her tits talked to. Looks can be deceiving, remember, the sexiest organ in the human body is called the brain and it’s located well above their breasts.

After watching the show, I think my IQ dropped 10 points. It actually hurt to watch it. Brett, can only feel sorry for you. Ditch this pack of losers. I don’t see a single one that is worth a damn.

Can anyone say ‘Season 3′?

Sally2tall@suddenlink.net | 1/29/2008, 7:00 pm EST

Brett, your attractive in more ways than one. Glad to see the stripper kick off. Choose wisely this time!

rocket | 1/29/2008, 2:43 pm EST

why can’t brett play them any other song but “every rose has it’s it thorn”, what about “pour some sugar on me”… seems so much more fitting

tigerlily | 1/29/2008, 12:08 pm EST

This made Brett look like a real knob head! It was cringe worthy but compulsive watching. Those girls were a bunch of vaccuous flim-flams and deserve all they get…ie an ageing,vain,balding,crumb ly,fi ckle old fart!

A good Lacy | 1/29/2008, 10:50 am EST

I think your a blast Bret- You crack me up-and you look better then ever Bandana and all. The girls however?? nice bodies but Butter faces!! No wonder why you focus on the tits so much nothing else to look at..

Jen | 1/29/2008, 4:16 am EST

Why is it all the girls on rock of love are so trashy and look like transvestites? Did Bret pick these girls or they purposly put the ugliest girls they can find on the show to make it funnier?

What a load of...... | 1/29/2008, 4:15 am EST

Just finshed watching the frist episode, Am in New Zealand.
I can’t quite find the words.
The girls are silly whores and brets a one hit wonder.. What a tosser…..

Molly | 1/29/2008, 12:15 am EST

For the love of christ…enough of the ” You just have so much soul” what the hell does Bret Michels know about soul…he sold his.

Kate | 1/28/2008, 10:27 pm EST

Bret is looking to be popular. He’s a joke. It’s obvious he is not looking for love. Any girl that’s going to rush to make out with this guy right away well then your not to eager for love. You mean>>>>>>> Well any successful beautiful girl wouldn’t waste their time competing with a bunch of sleaze bags. Gross!!! New York and Bret would make a nice couple.

Baby | 1/28/2008, 5:29 pm EST

I think it would have been hilarious if the baby in the roller derby episode had a blonde wig and a bandana on it’s head.

Create A Caption | 1/28/2008, 5:01 pm EST

10 times 1? Hold on ladies; I’m not a rocket scientist!!!

Rick | 1/28/2008, 3:52 pm EST

When Bret decides to go for his much-needed hair transplant, let’s hope that her doesn’t go to the same Doc that did Angelique’s lips!

Comb Over Billy | 1/28/2008, 2:58 pm EST

Brett, take off that silly heavy metal wig, the bandana as cover isn’t working either, we can see it’s a wig, shave the noggin, chicks will still love a hair metal 80’s goof like you…..

Mega Balls | 1/28/2008, 1:49 pm EST

Every rose has it’s thorn and every show has it’s retard and on this show that’s Bret Michaels.

Sanchez | 1/28/2008, 1:21 pm EST

Sucks.

Rocket Reducer No. 62 | 1/28/2008, 1:19 pm EST

John Lennon’s dead
Jim Morrison’s dead
Hendrix’s dead

But nothing can kill this vapid asshole!

Here’s hoping that Bret will go mountain climbing with the 4 members of motley crue in the near future!!!

. . . Or maybe hunting with Dick Cheney!

. . . say what you want about the guy (i don’t like him either),I GUARANTEE that would be the last we’d hear from those five talentless fuckheads!

BrianPats | 1/28/2008, 12:27 pm EST

thank god that frenchman stripper got kicked off, disgusting, half the girls on the show need to go, plastic surgery disasters

Angel | 1/28/2008, 12:25 pm EST

The strippers name was Angelique not Veronique.

Bob Saget's Revenge | 1/28/2008, 12:24 pm EST

Brett,

For the love of God, just one episode…can we look at your creative combing up there for at least 30 minutes?

Rock on dude

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