Every week on the new E! series Father Hood, Snoop Dogg takes you into the mundane shiznit of being both a family man and a potty-mouthed hip-hop icon. Here’s our sixth Rock Reality Recap:

Thirty Minutes in Two Sentences Snoop’s pack of seven untrained dogs (the canine kind) are leaving sticky situations all over his crib, so he hires a trainer to teach the pets “to go outside and shit like real dogs” (didn’t we see this plot on The Osbournes, like, twelve times?). Meanwhile, Snoop’s adopted son Anthony decides he wants to be a radio DJ, and Snoop gives him a lesson on how to make a demo—then a more indirect lesson in the business.

Kin and Juice Snoop lovingly calls out all seven dogs, referring to his daughter’s pet a “white little pomerasian, I don’t even know what the fuck.” He says of another small pup, “I don’t even know what kinda dog she is, piece of shit.” And of his pitbull, “She likes bitin’ and fighting and being ignorant and shit.” An unknown four-legged delinquent pops a squat in Snoop’s living room, and no one cleans up the mess, inspiring a pissed-off Snoop to blast the “fucked up philosophies in this house.” The real mystery with so many dogs though, was “how y’all gonna determine which ass it came out of?”

It’s a Doggy Dogg World Once the pack of canines start invading Snoop’s studio, he calls in a dog trainer to handle his “911″ situation with his long-haired “homies.” Snoop gets an A+ from the trainer from his efforts, and even resists a giggle about lesson five, “blowing for affirmation.” Snoop turns out to be a pretty good dogg father with the exception of prefacing treats with, “Say you want it, bitch.” And somehow Snoop finds time to teach Anthony a lesson in hard work by finding him a gig at a Spanish-language-only Latino radio station.

Snoopism of the Day “Ball ’til you fall.” Snoop insists the rhyme has nothing to do with basketball or football, but means “make all the money you can, until you can’t no more.” Apparently, Snoop’s dogs took the phrase too seriously, and Snoop had to tell them, “Y’all think you too rich.” Next week Snoop teaches his boys how to fight proper by taking them to to play hockey, and then somehow ends up practicing some roller rink creative falling with only an afro and disco pants to protect him.