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Rock Reality Show Recap: Bret Michaels Channels Simon Cowell, Judges “Talent” on “Rock of Love 2″

1/22/08, 1:32 pm EST

Every week Poison frontman Bret Michaels searches for a worthy life partner on Rock of Love 2, while Rock Daily searches for ways to reference “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” in our Rock Reality Show Recaps. Here’s our take on episode two:

Sixty Minutes of Rockin’ Reality in Two Sentences: The ladies engage in a peep-show-style talent competition (skills range from belly dancing to ironing to martial arts to stripping) and three winners survive an off-roading expedition on ATVs with Bret. After the VIP girls turn in early while everyone else parties, Michaels inexplicably demands a dance-off, so the next day Inna and Veronique arrange one—but their accents are so thick he can barely understand who the winners are.

Did Every Rose Have Its Thorn?: “It was like a dream come true. I mean, what better moment could you ask for?” ponders Roxy. She could only be referring to one thing—the maiden performance of “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” on acoustic guitar by Mr. Bret Michaels (the women gathered around him and gawked like they were watching Dylan go electric).

The Most Ridiculous Part: After Michaels scolds the VIP girls for skipping the party for beauty rest, they put together their Sharpies and glitter and make him “an amazing card” to make up for it. Bret’s response to their fifth-grade art project? “This is everything awesome.”

The Rockin’ Finish: Sara gets booted for admitting she came to the show on a dare but Amber, who was practically eliminated last week, cozies up to Bret during the talent-winners’ date with Daisy and Peyton and secures her place in the house. That means Korie and Niki are sent home, providing Veronique with at least one more week to be naked and incomprehensible.

[Photo: Getty]


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arliss | 1/22/2008, 2:16 pm EST

Rock of Love is the worst show in the history of TV. What a bunch of SKANKS

Sanchez | 1/22/2008, 2:54 pm EST

Thanks for the weekly 80’s flashback RS.

Imagine being in the hiospital dying andhappy you didn’t miss an episode of this crap.

Mary | 1/22/2008, 3:34 pm EST

I love this show. I still can’t believe that on the premiere he said “I’m 40 years old”, when he is clearly 44. He seems like a nice guy though. I think his favorite is Daisy, and so far, I don’t have a problem w/her. My least favorite is Megan, she is so full of herself!

kerry | 1/22/2008, 3:45 pm EST

I can’t believe he has to go on tv with a bunch of sluts jus to find love. He aint findin love hes findin a bunch of hoes that jus wants to get in his pants.

G.G | 1/22/2008, 4:41 pm EST

The first Rock of love looked like he was actually looking. This one looks like he’s just wantin to have fun with some hoes

GA-ZUN-TITE | 1/22/2008, 6:55 pm EST

Sniff, sniff, sniff . . . Ahhh . . . Ahhhh . . . Ahhhhh . . .
Ahhhhhh-Ch . . .Bret Michaels Sucks Ass!

Jerry | 1/23/2008, 8:43 am EST

Megan is nothing but a money grubbing whore. She is the skankiest bitch on the show. I wouldn’t touch her.

yinzer | 1/23/2008, 5:21 pm EST

This show is like a car accident…shockingly grisly, but I can’t look away! Every single one of those girls looks like they’ve been beaten with an ugly stick! Poor Bret. He must be pretty lonely to be choosing from a pool of contestants like that. I guess as long as he has a good supply of paper bags and condoms, he should be ok. Yuck!

M&M | 1/23/2008, 6:14 pm EST

Sadly enough this is the first ‘reality show’ since ‘Real World’ that I have been unfortunate enough to be enthralled by, but you really can’t look away! Oh everybody is hating on Meghan, but I don’t think she’s that bad! Amber has that southern drawl which is cool and Inna is hot in a whorish way. So all my wishes that Bret find’s that perfect skank love he so desires in life…

Gina J. | 1/25/2008, 8:09 pm EST

I agree with the comments on the girls are not attractive. I do think Bret could have found some better looking girls. At the end of the day, do you actually want to be with a Bi-Sexual or Hooker looking bunch. I honestly don’t think Bret would stoop to this bunch, but How I do love to watch the show! Love it!

Gina J. | 1/25/2008, 8:10 pm EST

I agree with the comments on the girls are not attractive. I do think Bret could have found some better looking girls. At the end of the day, do you actually want to be with a Bi-Sexual or Hooker looking bunch. I honestly don’t think Bret would stoop to this bunch, but How I do love to watch the show! Love it!

Janey | 1/27/2008, 2:09 am EST

This show makes diarrhea mucho fun!

sunshine | 2/18/2008, 12:12 am EST

i absoulutly love the show. i think daisy is an air head.. Bret should have stuck with jess from season one….anyways bret your hot keep rocking

Kristal | 2/18/2008, 6:36 pm EST

I LOVE this show!!!

Cuttiee-Pattuuttiee | 3/5/2008, 9:58 pm EST

I absolutely positively adore this show…. it RockS!! The one I would like to win is either Daisy or Megan!! Good luck girls..you have my support!

paul | 3/12/2008, 1:34 pm EST

i love christy joe

paul | 3/12/2008, 1:38 pm EST

Christy joe

paul | 3/12/2008, 1:38 pm EST

Christy joe

paul | 3/12/2008, 1:38 pm EST

Christy joe

Sandy Mullins | 4/21/2008, 1:51 pm EST

Bret Michels is the hotest guy everand always will be!!!

Fuck off | 3/28/2009, 12:48 pm EST

Brett Micheals is a FUCKING DOUCHE. Whoever watches this shit needs a good hard kick in the FUCKING HEAD, WITH STEEL TOES. Fuckin crap television these day’s makes me glad I’m not paying for cable, because this shit is the bottom of the barrel.

Jude | 4/5/2009, 11:41 pm EST

Seriously, Brett Michaels is NOT talented.
How did he get where he is?
Brett Michaels is proof positive that Shit floats.
What a loser.

Braam S.A. | 6/16/2009, 4:34 pm EST

Ag man I dont care about the show or the ladies.Mabe you must change the shows name to “Love of Rock” I mean that is what its all about.But hey Jess is a smoken hot babe and man she got stile. Ooi Bret keep up the good work and send some cd’s to South-Africa hey. Rock on man Peace.

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