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Britney Not in New York, Not the “Cloverfield” Monster

1/10/08, 11:17 am EST

After all her worried family members descended from Louisiana to L.A., pleading with Britney Spears to get help, the troubled pop star did what any sensible person would do: She ducked out of sight and flew to New York City. In a move that seemed to confirm message board speculation that she is in fact the Big Apple-attacking Cloverfield monster, Spears and her paparazzi friend Adnan Ghalib flew from Van Nuys airport to Teterboro airport in New Jersey at

Stop the presses! Updated reports are insisting that Britney DID NOT fly to New York and instead drove down to Mexico. Brit and Adnan were caught on film by Mexican paparazzi south of the border earlier this morning. The escape to Mexico was the end result of an elaborate ruse orchestrated by Britney and her “people” in which they convinced everyone that they were coming to New York. No word on what her Mexican agenda is, but it’s doubtful she’s meeting with the president to encourage aid to Africa.

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likroper.com | 1/10/2008, 11:33 am EST

we’re all insane ~ inside refrain…

Hot Water Music | 1/10/2008, 11:37 am EST

Please tell me that “G” is diamond studded. Because if it is, this is the kind of bullshit that make people turn against her. Forget your style, and your celebrity, because your so close to death it’s frightening!

You know, AA and other groups like that talk about addicts hitting bottom. Well, some people don’t have a bottom. I’ve lost two band members, the lovliest people I’ve ever known, fucking dead. They were both killed in a coke deal
gone wrong!!!

I know another guy, that’s nothing more than an aquaintance, has a good job, a beautiful wife, and a newborn. He just is not interested in getting straight.

Not too long ago while his wife was pregnant, he smashed his car into a divider because he was nodding off after shooting up!
A real low grade piece of shit.
And there’s not an addict that has the capacity to be bigger snake than a smack head! I’ve seen it too many times!

Some people don’t have a bottom. Some people just keeping fucking up until they’re dead.

I hope that doesn’t happen here. If she gets clean, she might grow into a decent human being.

She’s got a fuck of a way to go, though!

likroper.com | 1/10/2008, 11:41 am EST

the bats in the belfry are merely freedom in disguise…

JeremyTheJollyJew | 1/10/2008, 12:40 pm EST

Dear Rolling Stone,
Will you for the love of god stop posting blogs about Britney Spears’ downward spiral? If I want to read about how messed up she is I’ll watch VH1 or pick up a tabloid. I want to read about music. Work on it. Thanks.

CRS | 1/10/2008, 1:58 pm EST

WHO CARES.

CRS | 1/10/2008, 2:00 pm EST

These news are about as important as a rat’s excretion.

senots gnilolr eht | 1/10/2008, 4:12 pm EST

re: Jeremy The Jolly Jew

In the immortal words of the Animals, “It’s our site, and we’ll do what we want!!!”

Johnny Kickass | 1/10/2008, 5:06 pm EST

Out of all the celebs in the world to get obsessed with – for the love of God – why Britney??

I don’t understand it.

I hope she’s in Mexico looking for real estate so she can retire with her millions and live a sane, anonymous, happy life where nobody gives a shit about her anymore.

There’s still hope…

CRS | 1/10/2008, 6:36 pm EST

“Out of all the celebs in the world to get obsessed with – for the love of God – why Britney??”

Logically, the whole Britney obsession is pretty senseless, but people are just fascinated with celebrity fuckups. Especially when they go from one extreme of fame (being world’s biggest pop star) to its polar opposite (experiencing a pop star’s worst nightmare). Regardless, it’s all pretty ridiculous- the situation and most importantly the media’s coverage of it.

bryan burchfield | 1/10/2008, 7:04 pm EST

Who cares about Britney Spears and her husband? She’s like Jerry Lee Lewis when he married his 13 year old cus. His career was over and so is her’s.Goodbye Britney.

Brit Brit | 1/11/2008, 11:00 am EST

re: bryan burchfield | 1/10/2008, 7:04 pm EST

“Who cares about Britney Spears and her husband? She’s like Jerry Lee Lewis when he married his 13 year old cus. His career was over and so is her’s.Goodbye Britney.”

I may be over, but at least I don’t have sexual fantasies about children!!!

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