COULD WE ALL GET TOGETHER AND FIND BRITNEY SPEARS A PIMP??
SOMEONE NEEDS TO ” MAKE ” HER DO RIGHT!!
Don’t do right, they she gets to meet the back of a hand!

I’ll be glad to offer my services as her pimp.
She wont end up killing herself if I’m running things!

“I’ll be glad to offer my services as her pimp.
She wont end up killing herself if I’m running things!”

Make no mistake, she’s one tough bitch. She’d kick the shit out you and turn you into her bitch.

Listen dude, why don’t you keep your fucked up sexual fantasies to three of you: you, yourself, and your left hand!

UP AGAINST THE WALL, MOTHERFUCKER!

If WE ever hear that you raised your hand to a woman, regardless of the context, we will slit your throat so fast your head will spin, G!

Rolling Stone, please stop talking about Ms. Spears. You’re only fueling her problems by continuing to write about her.

“I’ll be glad to offer my services as her pimp.
She wont end up killing herself if I’m running things!”

She’ll DEFINITELY kill herself if you ran things!!!

. . . After spending hours lying drunk on a bathroom floor in a rat infested motel crying hysterically and wondering how everything has gone so horribly wrong!

yeah rolling stone. get your shit together….just read about the radiohead-emi deal a couple days ao on pitchforkmedia.com.

Look, if you guys can’t get the information when it is actually new then just don’t bother. It’s pretty sad to see this website always one day behind the other music blogs. Makes me wonder where you get info from…

you are one of the many people who don’t, like, GET THE INTERNET. this post recaps what they did all week, it is not BREAKING NEWS. the radiohead thing was reported days ago, too. way to go.

OMG, that “Delta” stuff is hilarious; everyone should read it!!! “Delta Grounded” really put the Smackdown on “Delta Wild Man”!

Got you pretty mad about the Pimp part eh??
Well, glad I got your attention!
If any of you are ” close ” to Brit and just came in here to show how much of a friend you are, and defend the good Mrs. Train Wreck, then now’s your chance..
Now is your chance to get up off your asses and do something for your gravy train..
Defend your meal ticket, do something..
Or,, dare I even mention it????

IS BRITNEY SPEARS WORTH MORE TO YOU DEAD THAN SHE IS ALIVE??

We all know Norma Jean made more money as a corps than she ever did when she was alive.
Same thing with Elvis!!
Time will tell about Anna Nicole
But I’ll bet that Britney Spears is going to be worth a hell of a lot more dead, now that her career has tanked, than she is alive..
Oh, people will make songs about poor Brit, and how she was always mis-understood
Movies will be made at how the press was always mean to her, how no one understood the country girl behind the mask of fame.
But the sad fact of the matter is, EVERYONE GET’S PAID!!
How many more millions can be made with Britney below ground that can be made with her above ground going on a binge of some type or the other??
Folks, understand, dead people can do no wrong!!
People who are alive can destroy their career!!

So, Holier than Thou’s,,
QUIT BITCHING AT ME AND GET UP OFF YOUR ASSES AND SHOW BRITNEY HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HER BY SAVING HER LIFE,,,,,, OR,,,, WILL YOUR MEAL TICKET GET BIGGER IF BRITNEY IS LEFT ALONE TO HER OWN DESTRUCTION??

OH, AND PAPA HAS A REAL BAD CASE OF
PHUK EYU ALL TONIGHT!!

“sadly anonymous”, you are soooo correct about “anonymous”, he just does not get it. and just watch, after nagging about his daily bitch, he will be back tommorrow for more of the “not breaking news” he so complains about.

re: Delta Wild Man | 1/6/2008, 12:26 am EST

“Got you pretty mad about the Pimp part eh??
Well, glad I got your attention!
If any of you are ” close ” to Brit and just came in here to show how much of a friend you are, and defend the good Mrs. Train Wreck, then now’s your chance..”

Hey, Delta: What’s your damn problem??? It’s a FUCKING joke!!! I understood that your pimp business was a joke why can’t you recongnize that mine was as well!

“We’ll slit your throat so fast it will make your head spin”? “Delta Grounded”? That’s a reference to the airline! You don’t understand those are obvious jokes???

You take every attempt at humor and see as a personal attack and then there’s alternative on my part then but to bust your chops even more!!!

Check out Metal Shawn’s Want Ad. Again an obvious joke.

Damn it. Don’t you REMEMBER LAUGHTER? YOu seem to incapable of recognizing humor. How about you google UAW/MF and find what that’s all about?! That alone will make you piss your pants!!!

Why don’t you look again at the Want Ad by Metal Shawn. Again, an obvious joke.

Lighten up, try to you enjoy your day; you’ll live longer, dude.

Peace Out.

face it folks; anything britney is doing or has done pales in comparison to the shit that went down on a daily basis in the 1970s…

You took UAW/MF’s response down? I don’t understand it, but it’s cool. It’s your video, we’re just people who are playing it.

Peace

American Beauty | 1/6/2008, 2:06 pm EST

RS,
You took UAW/MF’s response down? I don’t understand it, but it’s cool. It’s your VIDEO GAME, we’re just people who are playing it.

Peace

re: Delta Wild Man | 1/6/2008, 12:26 am EST

“Got you pretty mad about the Pimp part eh??
Well, glad I got your attention!”

No, I just took down your stupid pimp crap with something that’s actually funny!

I never mentioned anything about a Rat Infested Hotel Rooms, but if that’s where your accustomed to working, and If you’ll clean up a little, I might be able to use your services…
I’m finding it ever so difficult to find people who amuse me, your not as amusing as some I’ve met in here, but you are at the very least trying..
But Thank You for your Comment.

Now back to Brit.

Other than Delta Grounded, I’ve noticed a void of those who criticized me earlier, in my last post,, could it be that I’ve struck too close to home??
Could it be, that I’ve said something in my previous post that is really too true to debate??
I wonder, if Britney’s coat tails are dragging a few who are willing to defend her only, as long as it serves their personal interests??
Call it Pimping, or call it Keeping, or even call it Taking care to make sure someone does not hurt themselves, call it anything you want..
I’m betting that those who are so willing to defend poor Brit in here are also willing to cry at her funeral, and afterwards, dare I say it,, make all that big money writing books, doing interviews, telling how life was when they spent it with poor misunderstood Britney Spears..
Make sure you leaches save a little of that money, because after Poor Britney is dead,, there’s not going to be any more of her blood for you sorry bastards to suck!!

re: Delta Wild Man | 1/6/2008, 5:22 pm ES

“I’m finding it ever so difficult to find people who amuse me, your not as amusing as some I’ve met in here, but you are at the very least trying..
But Thank You for your Comment.”

Gee, it pains me that I don’t live up to your expectations. I don’t write for anyone else’s entertainment but my own.

So enjoy all those talented (bah ha ha ha) people on here who are so brilliant and witty!