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Spears’ Lawyer Does Not Want a Piece of Britney, Quits Child Custody Case

1/3/08, 10:56 am EST

Britney Spears

Britney Spears‘ runaway legal train has lost another conductor, as lawyer Sorrell Trope is leaving her child custody case because of “a breakdown in communication.” Trope’s departure Wednesday came after yet another missed deposition by Spears, the second one she’s skipped in the last month and her fifth missed deposition overall. Trope has been practicing divorce law for over fifty years. We’re assuming by the thousand-word list of achievements on the Personal History page of his Web site, he’s a pretty accomplished guy. And yet the mystery that is Britney is a puzzle even he cannot solve. Trope’s absence leaves a void in Spears’ defense team, as the singer will scurry to replace her lead council for the fourth time in the past four months, putting her on a Phil Spector-like pace to plow through every L.A. lawyer by trial’s end. It’s hard to imagine Britney actually sitting down and picking another lawyer, given her packed schedule of Starbucks runs, tanning beds, convenience store stops and drag races with the paparazzi. In fact, it’s hard to imagine Spears just sitting still for a prolonged period of time. While Brit attempts to fit testifying into her busy schedule, one person who will be deposed this month, and who will probably show up, is former bodyguard Anthony Barretto, who claims he has firsthand knowlege that Britney has “mental problems” and almost overdosed on drugs.

UPDATE: Britney actually attended today’s scheduled deposition, only to get sent home fifteen minutes later as the deposition was postponed to a later date. According to Kevin Federline’s counsel, Brit was “cooperative.”
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Jughead | 1/3/2008, 12:29 pm EST

Happy New Year all!

This story is officially the 1ST STORY ABOUT BRITNEY OF 2008 to appear in Rolling Stone’s Headlines! Yaaayyyy! There will be plenty more to come as Britney led the list of artists to appear on RS headlines in 2007. Britney is off to a good start! Will there be another artist to dethrone Britney’s reign on these RS pages? We’ll wait and see……

Helvis II | 1/3/2008, 12:58 pm EST

It’s so cool the way she looks now. She just looks like any other good lookin’ hoe you might encounter at any house party.

You could walk up to her, make her laugh a few times, do a couple shots with her, tell you have coke. And the next thing you know, you’re in some strange bathroom with her doing the NASTIEST SHIT!

love it love it love it!

um... | 1/3/2008, 1:12 pm EST

just because its blogging doesn’t mean you don’t have to follow the rules of proper English. Does all that shit really NEED to be one huge fucking parapgraph? Aren’t you a journalist? Or supposed to be?

Anyway, I think that trainwreck is hilarious. Heard today

Clamhorn | 1/3/2008, 1:47 pm EST

I went from enjoying making fun of her to feeling pity for her because she is so pathetic. Now I have come full circle and I feel good about poking fun at her again. She has passed the point of being worthy of pity.

I may have to work for a living but I wouldn’t trade places with her miserable ass any day of the week. Thanks for making me feel good about my life, Brit.

Create A Caption | 1/3/2008, 2:15 pm EST

What could someone possibly say that could gross out Britney Spears???

Johnny Kickass | 1/3/2008, 4:12 pm EST

Do we need any more proof that Britney should do the human race, and herself, a favour by retiring from the public eye?

Seriously, for her own mental health she needs to JUST. STOP. AND. GO. AWAY!

Surprise | 1/4/2008, 8:55 am EST

Hopefully this pile of human garbage gets locked up in a loony bin and the key gets thrown away. Then we’ll never have to see her ridiculous face again (like in the picture above). Better yet, her children wouldn’t have to be exposed to her idiocy any longer.

Origin Of The Species | 1/5/2008, 7:18 am EST

Nah, fuck that! Let’s kill Josh Groban instead!

Metal Shawn G | 1/5/2008, 7:45 am EST

re: Surprise | 1/4/2008, 8:55 am EST

“Hopefully this pile of human garbage gets locked up in a loony bin and the key gets thrown away.”

Nah, I got a better idea: just drop her off at my place. Let Helmet Head have the kids. All they do is get in the way of spontaneous fucking and drug use, anyway!

Who the hell wants that?

Metal Shawn G | 1/5/2008, 9:09 am EST

Congratulations, you’re doing an excellent job!

Helvis II | 1/5/2008, 10:34 am EST

“Now I have come full circle and I feel good about poking fun at her again. She has passed the point of being worthy of pity.”

It’s a lot easier when you are a private citizen to store skeletons in your closet.

Britney doesn’t have that luxury.

I have a feeling you probably have a nice sturdy chair jammed up against the doornob because that door is just itchin’ to fly open!

P.S. Please putting Metal Shawn G’s comment back up, that was really funny. Thanks.

mark vincent | 2/1/2008, 10:51 pm EST

britney is totally not good/but i think she always have agood heart

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