Sorry about your problem, Jim. there’s always prostitutes . . .

Oh man, I’m sorry to hear that!

I can have the UAW/MF here about an hour; there at some cat John’s house; they should be finishing up there right about now.

This is NOT FUCKING COOL!

sorry guys, we are bad when it comes to misplacing stuff. again, we apologize for the inconvenience!

I thought she said she was going to stop here for a laugh!

Hey, anybody see “Christeen” around here?

re: Jim | 12/26/2007, 7:59 pm EST

“If You Can’t Get Laid At A Josh Groban Concert, You Can’t Get Laid Anywhere!! Groban Rocks!!!”

Groban + Jim = Ewww to the tenth power!

If You Can’t Get Laid At A Josh Groban Concert, You Can’t Get Laid Anywhere!! Groban Rocks!!!

If You Can’t Get Laid At A Josh Groban Concert, You Can’t Get Laid Anywhere!! Groban Rocks!!!

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Josh Groban?

baaah ha ha ha ha ha ha

what the hell are you people listening to? Damn.

I hate to burst your bubble, but what I have described about myself is true. That doesn’t mean my life is perfect, it’s far from it, but I do know how to count my blessings.

I don’t know what you’re trying to prove with your attacks. You are proving one thing, however, that you are a tiny litte petty person!

LOL. You have quite an imagination! Whatever man, whatever!

If you cannot admit that Josh has a gifted voice, than you have a skewed sense of hearing. The man can sing, and he does it well. If you don’t like his style of music, don’t buy his albums, you don’t deserve them. If you need to cheat on a Math test, you have no higher level critical thinking skills.

This guy is really lying, probably came from a broken home, abused by his family and quit in the 8th grade. Probably has a police record too. You can tell by his constant cursing and hatred he’s a class act, or lack of class.He is the rim of the toilet and a brain of a 10 year old. Forget him, he’s a joke.

Well, Dennis you’re a little too cued into Celine Dion, so you FRIGHTEN THE SHIT out of me!

Well, at least we know what Creed fans are listening to, now.

Helvis is a tad frightening… but totally right!

Josh Groban is just awful. All hail the male Celine Dion.

re: mia persempre | 12/20/2007, 3:16 am EST

“Take a good listen. as to your admission of cheating on your math test, well, that says a lot about your lack of character and integrity, so why should anyone listen to you?”

I share the JOYS of my life with you and this is your response?

You’re a very very tiny little person! I’d say I feel sorry for you, but I don’t. You’re a jerk.

And I will enjoy Christmas immensely watching my nieces eyes LIGHT UP when they open their, WITHOUT Groban.

aw come on,now, helvis….give the guy a break! the man can sing like nobody’s business, and he’s put out a terrific product. tis the season for generosity and humility, and you display neither. You don’t have to listen to josh’s music all the time, but you shouldn’t dismiss what a rare and beautiful gift he has. His Noel CD is beautiful, and perhaps the music will take you back to a time in your life when you weren’t so cynical and negative. Take a good listen. as to your admission of cheating on your math test, well, that says a lot about your lack of character and integrity, so why should anyone listen to you? josh groban is probably one of many that you are jealous of. you sound like a miserable grinch, and i hope you find something to celebrate this season, cuz you sound like you don’t take pleasure in much.

Heidi | 12/20/2007, 1:59 am EST

“Way to go Josh!!! People that cut you down are jealous of you.”

Boy, that didn’t take long did it?

Does it ever occur to any of bubble gum pop teenagers, that some of us actually love the lives we’re living and wouldn’t change places with anyone?

For instance, my mother, I couldn’t imagine my life without her. My father who’s creative genius inspires me to be excellent every day.

My sister, my brother, my beautiful nieces who have more artistry in their pinkies than this clown has in his whole body!

Trade places? NEVER! Oh yeah, and my cat Chest Rockwell who teaches me how to love and how to be strong without beating the shit out of others (I’m slow to learn that one.)

And my lovely soon to be wife, who astounds me by seeing something of worth in an asshole like me. So you can take that jealousy crap and throw it and Josh Groban in a fuckin’ dumpster.

And if you don’t grow up and start thinking critically instead of making a knee jerk comment about jealousy, you’re going to put yourself in a dumpster by living a life witout depth, thought and introspection.

So whatever sweetheart, with this jealousy notion!

“You have a voice like a angel and you are as cute as a button. I know you could do it. Grobanites love their Joshman.”

As far as angel and cute as a button stuff, I’m just about to throw up a pizza i ate in 1986!

Grow up and start thinking for yourself before it’s too late!

I am glad to see that Groban is finally getting the kuddos he so greatly deserves. This guys talent in limitless. WTG JOSH!

The whole music world is sad…no wonder people keep returning to The Shaggs albums.

Way to go Josh!!! People that cut you down are jealous of you. You have a voice like a angel and you are as cute as a button. I know you could do it. Grobanites love their Joshman.

Yay Josh!!!!You so deserve this sweetie.Naysayers can …well, go somewhere else….!!!lol And Helvis….”Denial ain’t a river in Egypt” honey…..sounds jealous to me. Me thinks you doth protest too much!!!! Finally someone who can actually sing!!!!!

OMJ! Excuse me? I cannot believe half of these comments. Josh Groban is the sweetest, sexiest, most talented man on the planet! He’s going to become a legend. You just all wait until that day comes. He’s a greater person that most of us will ever be!
All hail King Groban!

He is one weasely looking dude! This little boy is what is making all the girls panties wet?

Looks like a guy I used to cheat off of in math class. And don’t give me this shit that I’m jealous.

I’m not, believe me. I wouldn’t trade places with anyone.

You can dump the “jealousy” rap right in the same shitcan with the word “retard”!

“You’re jealous, you’re jealous.”

What are we, in the forth grade with that tired old rap?

I’m calling him a wimpy geek, because that’s what a see. Period.

He is one weasely looking dude! This little boy is what is making all the girls panties wet?

Looks like a guy I used to cheat off of in math class.

Sad? Well, I and almost 700,000 others are VERY HAPPY!!! Way to go, Josh!! You and only you, have true talent!!

ALL HAIL THE KING OF GROBANIA!!!

Hopefully Josh Groban will be #1 for just one more week. Make it five weeks in row. He is talented beyond words.

Why sad? Just because someone who can actually sing well is actually having some success?

viva la grobination!

Don’t hate…give in and Grobanate!

Who are you to say I have a tubby ass, Mr. Rolling Stone writer? I should let you know that I keep myself in good shape from January to November, thank you very much. All you Rolling Stone people should expect to see some coal in your stockings this Christmas and maybe that crappy Josh Groban CD as well! That’ll teach ya to say I have a tubby ass!

i just don’t have the words to express what a sad day it is to read this article.