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Rock Reality Show Recap: Irv Remains Torn Between Murder Inc. and His Family on Finale of “Gotti’s Way”

12/4/07, 12:59 pm EST


Gotti’s Way tracks Murder Inc. mogul Irv Gotti’s attempts to rebuild his empire and fix his broken home, while our Rock Reality Show Recaps track how many times he breaks out Ja Rule in each episode. Here’s our report on the season finale:

Thirty Minutes in Five Sentences: It took him an entire season, but Irv finally comes clean about his crumbling family life, which was always the true focus of his reality show (sorry, rap fans). “This is the stupidity of Irv Gotti,” he explains as the reason he “can’t stop fucking.” His embattled sorta-wife Deb officially decides to get over Gotti’s straying ways, though not necessarily through divorce, and consoles sensitive first-born son Sonny after telling him the news. “I thought Deb was an asshole,” Gotti says upon learning Deb spoke to their son about the matter. And you thought this was a family show!

Does Ja Rule Gotti’s Life?: You know it. With a second season of Gotti’s Way debuting in early ’08, Gotti squeezed Ja in for one last round of flattery in a studio scene we already saw most of last episode. “You just zoned off and thought of that?” he asks of Ja’s latest hook. “That’s ill!” Ja then hops in the vocal booth and Gotti voices this bold comment: “[It’s] the smash of his lifetime!”

Irv’s Industry Advice: Gotti was too overwhelmed with marital issues to supply some decent industry advice this episode, but hey, what’s his excuse been all season?

Broken Home: Gotti and Deb’s heat reaches new heights, and Gotti takes his anger out on the camera crew. “Turn the cameras off, yo,” he commands. “And all of you get the fuck out.” He then justifies his rough family situation by saying it’s a weird, dysfunctional life, but that’s how he’s got to live it. Deb decides she’s done playing house and wants to find “someone” or “something” better. Conclusion? Deb may need to find a new man. And that would be a fantastic topic for the second season. I Love New Rochelle, anyone?


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Mustapha | 12/5/2007, 1:47 am EST

All u guys doing please don,t beefing i,m tolking about Ja and Irv.

Bukowski | 12/5/2007, 7:04 am EST

Gotti . . . What s shlong! Not even a good one. He’s a shlong that not even Cialus can cure.

What a dick, what a cock, tool penis carrot wand bishop rod one eye wonder worm staff fleshflute stick tube steak smothered in underwear flag inverted vagina love gun pipe noodle skin dildo bat salami sausage hot dog rocket johnson pencil (poor guy) rope snake wire pole plug phallus wang banana cucumber chicken semen painter skin flute hammer mr. happy branch knob beef hot beef injector needle paint brush (i’m running out of shit . . . 2 be continued)

Peace | 12/5/2007, 10:23 pm EST

I wish Irv all the best because he is really just trying to make it after falling down. I wish him good luck in life and love.

Moe | 12/6/2007, 11:17 am EST

I wish Irv and his family nothing but the best in his career and in love. Its hard to balance the two. Advise for Irv you never know what you got til its gone remember one mans trash is another mans tresure…do right by your wife treat her like the jewel that she is.

Sex Pistols | 12/6/2007, 7:04 pm EST

this guy’s a dick. you have to be a brainless twat to be a fan of this clown

bellenqu | 12/19/2007, 10:50 am EST

second

Wrazwalqs | 1/12/2008, 7:14 am EST

Glavnoe horoshiy bil muzhik!

Heralcx | 2/20/2008, 9:05 am EST

Herald forever!

Aissen | 10/9/2008, 2:44 am EST

If you see a turtle on a fence post, he has had some help. imho

Korabl | 10/10/2008, 12:45 pm EST

If a man takes no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand.
that right

Korabl | 10/10/2008, 12:45 pm EST

If a man takes no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand.
that right

Propash | 10/12/2008, 10:57 pm EST

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character.

Nishtyak | 10/17/2008, 11:44 pm EST

To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.

Derme | 10/18/2008, 9:19 am EST

To be able under all circumstances to practice five things constitutes perfect virtue; these five things are gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness and kindness.

Pole | 10/27/2008, 12:15 pm EST

Don’t waste yourself in rejection, nor bark against the bad, but chant the beauty of the good.

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