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Alvin and the Thugged-Out Chipmunks Return To Crack Windows With Rap, “Idol” Tracks

12/4/07, 1:38 pm EST


For a much-needed reprieve from our twenty-four-hour marathon digesting In Rainbows‘ bonus disc, we took the opportunity to listen to some of the CDs we get in the mail. One album popped out because of its sheer bizarreness: the soundtrack for the CGIed version of Alvin and the Chipmunks. The cover depicts the digitally fleshed-out ‘Munks as, well, thugged-out ‘Munks, abandoning their trademark lettered shirts in exchange for Run-DMC’s wardrobe from the “My Adidas” era. But wait, it gets much, much stranger.

With their helium vocals, the Chipmunks painfully bust out window-shattering covers of Daniel Powter’s “Bad Day” (the song that accompanies farewell montages on American Idol) and disco favorite “Funkytown.” After that, the Chipmunks break out the hip-hop beats and — gasp — rap, with Alvin bragging about how “iced out” he is on “How We Roll.” The soundtrack also features the trio’s “classics” like “Witch Doctor” and “The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late),” but remixed for the Now! That’s What I Call Music generation.

The film comes out December 14th and inexplicably stars Jason Lee as “Dave,” the Chipmunks’ naïve owner, as well as David Cross, who makes his return to the CGI genre after setting the screen ablaze in Small Soldiers. Bonus factoid: Justin Long, the dude from the Apple commercials (”Hi, I’m a Mac”) voices Alvin, albeit his voice is sped up. We will give the film credit for one thing, though, and that’s that they’ve shrunk the chipmunks down to actual chipmunk proportions instead of depicting them as wilderbeast-sized rodents like in the cartoon. It’s comforting to find some semblance of reality in a movie about singing chipmunks that overtake the music industry.


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Brandon | 12/4/2007, 2:19 pm EST

David Cross can turn complete shit into watchable shit.

True | 12/4/2007, 3:10 pm EST

Truth, but Alvin and his chipmunk friends are destructors of everything that is good.

Dennis A. | 12/4/2007, 4:13 pm EST

Maybe this would have worked in the 90’s (if ever) but “thugged-out” chipmunks?! WTF?

Lame. Give’em some guitars and let’em rock.

Wait.. did I just take time to even post about this?! oh dear goodness… I need to get back to work..

tWIStER | 12/4/2007, 4:41 pm EST

Didn’t the Grease soundtrack feature an Alvin and the Chipmunks song in the lingerie/pyjama party scene?…not that it matters, but what’s worse is that I actually remember something that trivial from childhood.

chipmunks 4 lyfe yo! | 12/4/2007, 6:32 pm EST

Down wit da squirrel posers!

cA | 12/4/2007, 8:49 pm EST

and down with the “chipmunks 4 lyfe yo” posers!

Bukowski | 12/5/2007, 6:48 am EST

Man, this tour is really beating shit out of The Police!!!

wigga wit no aptitude | 12/5/2007, 5:03 pm EST

hey yo, da C-Munks got more more nuts in their stash than 50 Cent, so don’t be hatin! rumor has it that a beef with Alvin and the Crip-munks is the real reason C-Pimp is no longer with us today.

andranique | 1/10/2008, 12:46 pm EST

i really like yall, yall sound like rattitoui on crack dumm dumm ass dum heads….

nene | 2/26/2008, 3:11 pm EST

they are the best nobody can beat thir music NOBODY

tenisha and ashley | 3/7/2008, 3:15 pm EST

hey alvin and yo chipmunks. yo sooo hooddd

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