KISS’ Gene Simmons Authors a History of Hookers

11/12/07, 1:31 pm EST


Gene Simmons, when not performing in concert, starring on his Family Jewels reality show or masterminding something like a KISS lawnmower or toilet brush, likes to write books. In fact, Simmons even has his own book distributor, Simmons Books/Phoenix Books, to go along with his own comics distributor, Simmons Comics Group. We thought Simmons had lost the ability to shock us after that KISS toothbrush that played “Rock and Roll All Nite,” but when we visited the God of Thunder’s Yellow Pages-like Web site today, we quickly learned that Gene still has the ability to surprise. In a news post dated November 11th, Simmons boasts, “I’m up to my neck writing my next book: Ladies of the Night – A Historical and Personal Overview of the Oldest Profession.” For those not jiving with Gene’s lingo, he’s writing a book on prostitution. And it’s not just an overview of the history of prostitution; it’s also a personal overview of prostitution, meaning we’re all going to be getting an eyefull of dirty details about Simmons’ family jewels that we could probably live without. Simmons anticipates finishing the book by the spring.

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Mad Chatter | 4/24/2008, 5:00 am EST

Lot of bitter old jealous aholes on in this comment column. I’m sure the guy got it for free, and paid for it just to save time. If the girl is hott as hell, and you got money to burn, so what, minus the std and sloppy-seconds factor. I for one am somewhat selective and have been lucky to be so. That said, I know guys that aren’t selective at all. It isn’t who’s better, it’s just the way it is.
It’s gross to see old coots sleep with youngsters, but its as old as history. The top status males get the top looking females. Its a fact of life. Plus, when you’re older, half the thrill is just hanging out with women. I say more power to him, although his nonstop sales bs is tiresome.

Rikki Nadir | 3/7/2008, 3:15 pm EST

The man is a moron. Nuff said!

demon licker | 11/21/2007, 12:22 am EST

Gene in the 2000’s is a big kook. The Demon in the 70’s kicked ass! He should have done drugs and drank like a fish though; those hot groupies would have tasted even better. Sick, I know.

Ham On Rye | 11/13/2007, 10:24 pm EST

really classly women he hangs with. he’s 58 years old and he acts like he’s 15. it’s amazing to me he has no idea what an embarassment he is! He thinks all this fucking around is something great; it’s really just a big pile of shit. Truthfully, he’s pathetic and sad.

He’s the reason that most people don’t investigate KISS and find out how good they were when they had the original four. If you listen to Alive 1 and 2, they really are very underrated musically.

As long as Gene remains a money whore and whore chaser, a lot of people who might otherwise be curious about early KISS will just stand clear. And I don’t blame them.

aiden. | 11/13/2007, 3:37 pm EST

fitting to say the least

Jake Burns | 11/12/2007, 9:22 pm EST

Go away Gene

Ham On Rye | 11/12/2007, 7:23 pm EST

Now I know how he fucked the nearly 5,000. He paid ‘em. That makes a lot more sense. Even with all his power and fame, I still couldn’t figure out how he nailed so many! Big deal. I could fuck as many women as I want to if I paid ‘em.

Poor Shannon. On second thought, fuck that. She stays around because of his money too! It’s not like DVD sales of her shitty mystery/soft porn flicks are buning up the charts. You know what? She’s the biggest whore of them all!!! Now Gene’s prolific sex life makes a hell of a lot more sense!

JEFF | 11/12/2007, 5:23 pm EST

WHORES RULE W/OUT EM I WOULD HAVE NO SEX LIFE! GOD BLESS EM!

james | 11/12/2007, 5:20 pm EST

well this guys comments match his iq level……that of a cockroach. Dude it’s just info and news…lighten up. rock on…

Cockroach | 11/12/2007, 2:43 pm EST

Who gives a shit about Gene’s “personal overview” of prositutes. You would think that being in Kiss he would be able to get laid for free with all the groupies and babes he met back stage after gigs. I guess Stanley got all the babes? We don’t need a history lesson and we don’t care about Simmons’ sexual exploits with prostitutes. Is this how he met his wife? The bigger question should be, Why the hell is he writing this book in the first place?

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