
We’ll be completely honest with you: We did not read the entirety of Courtney Love’s long, rambling MySpace post titled “oh shit the inspartion fairy sprinkeld her glitter.” We’re not sure what Love needs more, an editor, a dictionary or her Internet connection severed. At a mini-thesis-sized 3,698 words, Love discusses everything from Bob Dylan (”ima dylanogilist”) to giving free legal advice (”DEAMND paper on everything. legibel all sneaky bits up front”) to horrifying beauty tips (”best mask – sulferous yeast cow piss baby veal sick sick sick- but zero pores after wards- Bioloquie recherche hust say “le stinky one”). She evens predicts the immediate future (”tomorrow i wrote lyrics for 13 songs!”) At its peak, Love takes a jab at her old sparring partner Madonna, saying “madonna is a great business woma but come on she s weak as an artista nd we akl lknow it- i like madge – but as a relevant musician – its a joke.” Love throws in name-checks to Sonic Youth, Mark Lanegan, PJ Harvey, stoner rock band Big Elf and, of course, the obligatory “Kurt” reference. There are so many juicy, hilarious items in here that we can go all day, but we can’t, because we have to work, and besides, our misspelled words quota on the site has reached its limit. So if anyone out there can CliffsNote the rest of it, go crazy. Tell us yr favrite prt of the rant.
Rock Bloggin’: Courtney Love Disses Madonna, Starts Poorly Spelled War of Words
11/8/07, 11:41 am EST
Comments
Sanchez | 11/8/2007, 1:24 pm EST
She needs some Carbs.
Swingline | 11/8/2007, 2:32 pm EST
Can’t believe we lost any future of Nirvana over this trash.
Dan | 11/8/2007, 6:15 pm EST
In the future, I predict Courtney will one day walk down the sidewalks of New York with a sandwich board sign around her neck that reads,”I used to be married to somebody famous”.
Dennis A. | 11/9/2007, 9:20 am EST
yep.. wish we’d lost Nancy instead of Sid, if you get what I’m saying.
I agree with Swingline.
Andy Pryor from IN | 11/9/2007, 10:12 am EST
Courtneys the shit! right the fuck on! she had something to say but couldn’t get it out fast enough so = misspells! Give her a break! She’s doing the best she can! (I think its obligatory to misspell shit on a myspace blog!
ramona | 11/9/2007, 10:22 am EST
love Hole; love the Courtney of yore–not so enamored now. but to slag Madonna–though i agree Court is the superior artist; Madonna is disco for chissake–when she’s only put out 4 LPs in 15 years is a bit ridiculous. as for murder theorists out there get over it. Courtney did not kill Kurt.
shepula | 11/9/2007, 10:56 am EST
s he iz a disgustin peeg.
shepula | 11/9/2007, 10:56 am EST
s he iz a disgustin peeg.
The Professor | 11/9/2007, 12:46 pm EST
She is an idiot. Her look has turned to 100% Madonna clone and then she makes those remarks about her. She is very unstable and Kurt would still be here(maybe) if not for her. Very unfair , but life is unfair.
e=mc2 | 11/9/2007, 2:02 pm EST
I looked up her horoscope sign – she is a Cancer, which is NOT the most “powerfully psychic and naturally intuitive” sign. In my opinion, she is being extremely irresponsible, unwise and disrespectful towards the natural spirit by messing around with tarot cards and crystals. She needs to stop interfering with a force of nature she does not understand. If she is reading this, that is my best advice to her.
Bob | 11/9/2007, 2:24 pm EST
Courtney! Amy Winehouse needs you to be a camp counselor now that her hubby has been grabbed by the bobbies for trying to fix a trial in England…Fly like the wind!
Linda | 11/9/2007, 6:44 pm EST
Wow, she needs to learn how to spell.
Evos | 11/9/2007, 7:45 pm EST
She’s made a career out of pissing people off.
Tom | 11/9/2007, 8:32 pm EST
She is behind Kurt’s “suicide”!
Tom | 11/9/2007, 8:32 pm EST
She is behind Kurt’s “suicide”!
Anonymous | 11/9/2007, 8:57 pm EST
I agree w/ swingline!
Anonymous | 11/9/2007, 8:57 pm EST
I agree w/ swingline!
ShazzyZang | 11/10/2007, 4:26 pm EST
i hp tht 1 da court wil lrn 2 spll that wood b gr8 2 th max i think shes soooo stupid its sad
v!xn | 11/10/2007, 5:08 pm EST
Not only is her gibberish rant misspelled, but it’s also terribly misguided, misdirected, misused, miscalculated, deliberate and intentional, for all the wrong reasons.
Michael Schirmer | 11/12/2007, 4:45 pm EST
It sounds like the poor thing is loaded again. I don’t think she ever really gives up her will.
It’s always all about Courtney.
To say Madonna’s music isn’t relevant is like saying Courtney Love’s music is!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michael Schirmer | 11/12/2007, 4:49 pm EST
Plus she looks like a very scary tranny whose post op plastic surgery went super bad. She has hot dog lips. She’s gross.
Ham On Rye | 11/12/2007, 7:44 pm EST
FUK HERR
Jhonny | 11/13/2007, 1:40 pm EST
Murder bitch!
razor party | 11/15/2007, 1:50 pm EST
Hahaha good old courky! but really we need more music from her and maybe less from madonna.i get whats mrs love is saying madonna goes with from the underground or sucks off whats ‘cool’ at the time ,working with justin remember that god awful ricky martin track when latin pop was hot
Renee' a.k.a. Lilith | 11/21/2007, 9:10 am EST
Courtney had nothing to do with Kurts death.You can’t honestly blame her for his drug problem,because he was using before he even knew her.Kurt had his own problems in his head from childhood abuse.Whether you except it or not he loved Courtney and Bean and he still loves them.But I don’t think he’s happy with the hateful words you throw at her.He made a mistake if he could of gotten the help for himself-remember only he could of fixed himself-It’s not her fault.
Renee' a.k.a. Lilith | 11/21/2007, 9:20 am EST
search Utube there is some footage of Courtney and Kurt,I watched some of them and I couldn’t help to notice how messed up Kurt was in his head.Don’t misunderstand me there were times that he was straight and lovable but there seemed to be alot a drug usage on his behalf.And how is it that no one seems to give it a thought that he got her hooked on the heavy stuff.I say this in all respect I just know that you all are very mean to her as if you were there in the same house with them.
Dennis Riband | 11/22/2007, 8:20 am EST
I really love how these paranoid conspiracy types always want to believe that Courtney Love is responsible for Cobain’s death.
Number One, he killed himself.
Number two, even if she had something to do with it, why is it Kurt Cobain was the only human being in America who couldn’t see what a colossal trainwreck she was?
Even if she had something to do with it, he sure set the stage, wrote the script, and hired the actors.
jj jackhammer | 2/17/2008, 9:13 am EST
nice face Courtney, why don’t you get some more plastic surgery so you can look even more like an alien? I’m sure if Kurt were alive today he would just LOVE hanging out with you and all your Hollywood model friends, don’t you think????
Haley | 12/11/2008, 6:13 pm EST
Go Courtney! Hey, why don’t you just lay off her for her grammar/spelling errors? Since you have obviously been living beneath a rock since birth, let me explain something to you; there are thousands of people who have the same writing issues as Courtney, not to mention there are people with worse grammar/spelling issues in the world.
The person that wrote this is rude and doesn’t know the meaning of human error.

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