Rapper the Game was in court today for a preliminary hearing regarding the gun charges he’s facing after allegedly brandishing a firearm during a basketball game at a youth recreation center. The hearing lasted all of five minutes, but Game’s antics outside of the courthouse afterwards will be with us forever. Though he’s usually quite taciturn, the MC was all jokes (we hope) when TMZ cameras caught up to him, as if he’d been popping Prozac like candy corn. Game discussed numerous topics, everything from Lindsay Lohan (he wants her at his door “with a long trench coat on and Fredericks under the coat”) to his love for big women (”I don’t like big women, I love big women. All you gotta do is, lift the love handle up, put four fingers in and just tickle it”). Even more disturbing, if that’s possible, is what Game had to offer Britney Spears: “I’ll shampoo your hair, rub your feet, watch your kids and be your bodyguard for some …” at which point Game pretended to “smack that.” After breaking out some epileptic Kid n’ Play dance moves, the rapper made one more baffling statement: When asked who he wants to be for Halloween, Game answered “50 Cent. He’s scary. Muahahahah.” If you asked us yesterday, we’d say 50 Cent and the Game were two peas from the same pod. Today, however, it’s clear Game occupies a slightly more unbalanced pod, like Ghostface Killah’s pod. The Game’s gun-charges trial is set to begin in November.