goatwhore

thats just dicusting…

Nailshitter

Bodies In The Gears Of The Apparatus

Funeral Rape

Consuming The Abortion

Pig Destroyer

Backstabbers Inc.

Cephalic Carnage

Carcass

Found Dead Hanging

Napalm Death

Zombie Fatigue

Through The Eyes Of The Dead

Brutal Truth
Sore Throat
Charles Bronson
Magrudergrind
Fecal Corpse
Anal Blast (joey from slipknot was in this i believe)

cephalotripsy
guttural secrete
orchidectomy
skinless
aborted
fleshgrind
agoraphobic nosebleed
necro
necrotic disgorgement
dislimb
jesus anal penetration
bathtub shitter
catasexual urge motivation
Cripple Bastards
dying fetus
cannibal corpse
dissection
cattle decapitation
autopsy
pig destroyer

Re:jill hives | 10/29/2007, 6:03 pm EST

“genitorturers
sepultu ra
chai nsaw kittens
face down in shit
dennis franz’s ass”

Some of you are waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy too familiar with the names of these. I hope I’m not in your neighborhood when you go on a fuckin’ killing spree!!!

Butt Trumpets

genitorturers
sepultura
chai nsaw kittens
face down in shit
dennis franz’s ass.

Psychic Ills

Igor & the Skindiggers

Rotting Christ
Strapping Young Lad (and if you don’t think that’s gross just look up some pics of these guys)

The Blood Drained Cows.

angry samoans,the meatmen,unnatural axe,the slits,madonna

d.o.a.

This is fun, but a list of scariest songs would’ve been great for Halloween, too.

Anyway, I’ll submit for this list: WAR

Megadeth
Revolting Cocks
Burn The Priest (Lamb of God’s old name, which only makes it funnier)
Devildriver
Murderdol ls
Nailbomb
Thine Eyes Bleed

did I dream it or there was a band called the Meat Puppets.

metallica

beatles

rollin g stones

van halen

led zeppelin

pink floyd

the doors

eminem

ac/dc

ni rvana

pearl jam

The most disgusting garbage to exist in the history of music.

Bbbbbbbllllllaaaaaah hhhhhhhh-yyyyyeeeeeecccchhhhhh hh!!!!!

pukin’

clown vomit

Machine Gun Fellatio
Australian band. Not terribly good music. Now just call themselved MGF

The Bloody Hollies

(classic AND gruesome)

. . . or maybe it’s because it belongs to me, and I have no problem saying so. Well, I did write the thing, after all. whatever. who can figure out the rules. whatever the hell they are, apparently i’m always breaking them!!!

I think George Carlin would be very impressed, Chinaski!!!

Plutonium Death (NY undergroumd band)
Biohazard (no one said this one, wow!)

is Michael McKeon
(just in case someone tries to rip me off!)

The Zombies

minor threat is not even minor gruesmore.

GG Allin and the Scumfucs

Bad Brains
Minor Threat

yeah, whatever. the morning crew, who are much cooler, will make sure it gets put back up!!!

Rob Sheffield couldn’t do any better than that!!!

Okay, I’ll pick Black Sabbath

RE:anycolouryoulike | 10/28/2007, 8:47 pm EST

“i think smash mouth is a little more gruesome than the killers” lmao

smashmouth more gruesome, really?

When you factor in how many different ways someone can be killed, I think it’s damn fuckin creepy name.

Let’s see
killing by hanging
electrocution
suffocation
strangulation
chopping someone up with an ax
shooting someone in the head
shooting someone anwhere, really
killing someone with a chainsaw
killing by throwing someone from a 5th storey window
setting someone on fire
smashing someone’s skull apart with a baseball bat
running someone over with a car
blowing someone up in their car
crucifixion
Bruce Lee taking someone’s heart out and showing it to them before they die
throwing someone from a moving car or a train or an airplane
stabbing someone in the eyes with a knitting needle
smashing someone repeatedly in the face with a two by four or a golf club

stabbling
slashing
killing someone with a hard rake
smashing someone to death with a shovel
burying someone alive
killing someone with a bow and arrow
sending someone to a Tennessee jail to be raped until dead by police officer

pissing off rosie o’donnell
pissing anyone off in the italian mafia
pissing anyone off in the russian mafia
pissing anyone off in the irish mafia
pissing anyone off in the chinese mafia
passing anyone off in South Central Los Angeles
Killing with cyanide
tying someone up and putting them in a cave to be eaten by rats (thanks Iceman)
blowing up someone’s home
setting someone’s home on fire
Demolishing someone’s house people still inside
Lethal Injection
Firing Squad
Being Killed during armed robbery
Partial Birth Abortion
Blowing Up An Abortion Clinic
Abortion in General

smash mouth hmmm . . . broken jaw, broken teeth. don’t think so. I’m sure I’ve missed several more forms of how to kill someone
feel free to add more

Nuclear Assault

(one vote for Black Sabbath all weekend. wow, surprising)

Foo Fighters

Foo fighter was a nickname for Unidentified Flying Objects during World War II by Allied pilots.

The Roches (yes it’s spelled correctly)

i dont know if this is scary perse

M.A.S.O.N.N.A.

stands for the french

Mademoiselle Anne Sanglante Ou Notre Nymphomanie Auréolé

which means

Miss Bloody Anne, Or Our Aureoled Nymphomania

check him out. search for masonna.
you torrent devils you.

RE: “Chinaski”

Using my name??? What a sad lonely loser.

Pearl Jam (no not the band, just Eddie Vedder’s disgusting pimple ridden face)

Okay, “Jeremy” don’t get your nipples in a twist.

Talisman (NY band)

dead kennedys
rancid
circle jerks

Boyz 2 Men

I Spit On Your Gravy
Most every band with a number or
numbers in their name

Godsmack

you’ve got foetus on your breath

scraping foetus off the wheel

christian death is a scary name?

aids wolf

From Japan, it’s Spread Beaver.

vomit launch (old sf bay area band)

“ghost”

an actual band

Cattle Decapitation

screaming trees
smashing pumpkins

You’re right, Frank, but the whole name is…
SCREAMING Headless Torsos, and they can truly and easily scare the pants of almost every other band mentioned here! Monster musicians, for sure!

Hey! I didn’t name those bands (MDC and Genitorturers) nor was I advocating the killing of police or the torturing of genitals! haha. I think having one’s genitals tortured is pretty fucking gruesome.

i think smash mouth is a little more gruesome than the killers lmao

cattle decapitation

Sea Monster Surf Band
The Monster Ceilidh Band
Monster (the band)
The Monster Dog Band
The Monsters
The Monster Horn Band
Guerrilla Funk Monster
Oh My God! - It’s A Sea Monster!

OK, I’m going extra obscure here, This one made it on High Times Hemp 100 about 15 years ago:
Dahmers Icebox

Brotha Lynch Hung. Listen to the shit he raps about and you’ll know.

“Baby barbecue ribs and guts and, uh/don’t make me get to deep fryin’ baby nuts”

Cattle Decapitation

Coming in late, I made my list, then went through and found almost every single one of them has been suggested, even one of my two funny ones (Backstreet Boys scare me). So, I’ll contribute, to the humor of all here:

GWAR

Not even the Backstreet Boys are scarier than GWAR!

And here’s my serious contributions for your consideration:

Fear Factory
Fine Young Cannibals
Gravediggaz
Nine Inch Nails
Suicide
10,000 Maniacs
13th Floor Elevators

And I give a hearty yes to all the following:

Alien Sex Fied
. . . And You Will Knows Us By The Trail Of Dead
Anthrax
Black Sabbath
Body Count
Brian Jonestown Massacre
Christian Death
The Cult
The Dead Boys
Dead Kennedys
Dead Milkmen
The Killers
Killing Joke
Molly Hatchett
My Bloody Valentine
Napalm Death
Rancid
Revolting Cocks
Seven Year B*tch
The Stranglers
Suicidal Tendencies
Throbbing Gristle
Violent Femmes
The Zombies

Orgy
Limp Bizkit ( I mean, what did they mean by Limp?)
Cannibal Ox
Puscifer

The DayGlo Abortions

Vlubä

(Prehistoric Magical Psychic Band)

The Who

The Sex Pistols

The Zombies

The Animals

Cattle Decapitaion

Cannibal Corpse

Knights In Satan’s Service

Cattle Decapitation.
Are you sure?

Cattle Decapitaion

cattle Decapitation

Cattle Decapitation

Cattle Decapitation

Cattle Decapitation

jesus, you’re waaaayyyyyyyy too sensitive!

megadeth
slayer

Jerry Lee Lewis “The Killer”

Four of his wives died mysteriously on his watch. The police never bothered to do any kind of deep investigation on any of these cases. Why? Because he scared the living shit out of them, that’s why!!! It’s true! That’s one motherfucker who lives up to his name!!!

Backstreet Boys (I know, but I’m truly terrified that they’re back)

the hives? that’s not scary.
Megadeth and Slayer. Now those are scary names!

The Hives

Overkill

“Jesus Skins, a Christian themed skinhead punk band that has post concert “beating up neo nazis in the name of jesus” sessions regularly.”

that sounds like a much cooler Christian sect than the douche bags who thought Jerry Falwell was some kind of great religious leader. I loved his infamous fight against the “evil” teletubbies! What a dick he was!!!

Voivod. don’t what it means, but they we’re a pretty fucked up group o’ boys! Voivod just sounds evil!!!

monster magnet

war

dead jesus

More obvious ones, boy people are asleep this weekend.

Megadeth
Slayer
Molly Hatchett

Scary Manilow

Bela Fleckosi

My-I-Eye-A Carry

Justin Tibia-Rake

cunninlinguists

the whore moans

Paracoccidioidomicosisproctiti ssarcomucosis

The name is so long it’s scary.

so people can post the word “shit” but i have to edit c*nt? what the hell????

Sic Fucks

Gang Green
Fudge Tunnel
Dead Boys
White Zombie
W.A.S.P.
Body Count

Crotch Duster

Peter Paul and Mary

butthole surfers

love

hoobastank

just sounds gross.

alien ant farm
flogging molly
rancid
saliva
dead milkmen

i know, mine are kinda wimpy

cocksparrer

stone temple pilots were originally named “shirley temple’s pussy”

Clay Aiken… it gives me shivers as does Sean Kingston

placenta

CATTLE DECAPITATION

this band was from England around 1985…where they be now?

Melvin Giganticus
& the Turd Burglars

the cult,my bloody valintine

Suicidal Tendencies
Millions of Dead Cops
Dogs Die in Hot Cars
and finally
Jesus Skins, the skinhead christian rock band that beats up neo nazis in the name of jesus after each concert.

I always thought the grandaddy of badass names, the Grateful Dead, was sort of spooky. Especially since it fell out of the sky in the mid 60’s. Others:
Burning Sphynxters,
Bucket of Smashed Assholes,
and Lynard’s Innards.

Suicidal Tendencies
Millions of Dead Cops
Dogs Die in Hot Cars
and finally
Jesus Skins, a Christian themed skinhead punk band that has post concert “beating up neo nazis in the name of jesus” sessions regularly.

Yeah…

An*l C*nt gets my vote

N’Sync

The Twat Waffles

Cairo’s Cabana Boy

Janis Joplin’s Red River of Fun Flavor

The Soggy Roast Beef Curtains

pygmy love circus

insane clown posse

Afterbirth

The White Stripes

“The sound of utter shit & hell!”

Cattle Decapitation
Intestinal Disgorge
Vomitory

Helloween - just right for the time of year

The C*ntf*ckers
Mutilated Vaginas
The Balless Pr*cks

Anal [C-word] is a pretty harsh name.

the killers

Dying Fetus

that’s cool (the Picture) Alice is way scarier than fuckin’ Manson, any day!

the killers

the killers

Hello? Black Sabbath. What? Satanic worship isn’t scary anymore?

By the way “Jeremy” needs to be locked up somewhere. you’re a little too into this!

Deicide

John Tesh.

even in censorship i errored…

AN*L C*NT

rrd, it really is hard to come up with a new list every week, it’s okay, really.

Stan, don’t fear, you just DID copyright them!

Butthole Surfers

The Revolting C*cks

Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre

Seven Year B*tch

The Dead Kennedys

D.O.A.

Creed.

Goblin Cock

Burning Witch
An*l C*nt
Cephalic Carnage
Pig Destroyer
Burial Chamber Trio

Dismemberment Plan

Millions of Dead Cops…God, they were fucking great!

Does it get any more gruesome than the Genitorturers??? What the fuck is more gruesome than having your genitals tortured?

Skinned Alive To Death

Gwar, because it sounds like the name of some acid virus that devours tongues

Cradle Of Filth

Gorgoroth

to get the real vomit-sounding names you’ve got to go with Norwegian death metal.

and the most horrible of all

Olivia Newton John

butthole surfers

Hootie and the Blowfish

Bun B

David Banner

i guess i have to edit the name in order to post it:

A*NL C*NT

the cramps

ok…i’ll second cradle of filth and butthole surfers, and i’ll add cancer bats

fetus juice
abortion cocktail
shat in your vagina

i made those up, I’ll copyright them tomorrow

butthole surfers

Easily the freakiest name out there . . .

YANNI

easily, the scariest, creepiest name and album title i have ever heard ….

Lubricated Goat - Plays Songs of the Devil

God bless Amphetamine Reptile, while it was alive …

The Cramps
Slaughter & The Dogs
The Stranglers
Violent Femmes
Dead Kennedys
Brian Jonestown Massacre

headless torsos

Annotations of an Autopsy
Cattle Decapitation
Beneath the Massacre
Circle of Dead Children

“Throbbing Gristle”

Rash of Stabbings
Brian Jonestown Massacre
Billy Joel

Dayglo Abortions
Killing Joke
Matchbox 20

Scraping Foetus Off the Wheel
the Crucifucks
The New Kids on the Block

The Zombies
The Killers
Iron Maiden
Anthrax
Napalm Death
Cradle of Filth
Death
Cannibal Corpse
Dying Fetus
Cattle Mutilation

…And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead