Perhaps a better quality organic hair care product would do the trick to spiff him up.

I thought it was Trey Anastasio, but hey, you guys are the music writers…Right?

two words: soap and water.

Does Pam Anderson turn these guys into shrunken slouching dirt bags? When Tommy Lee was with Heather Locklear, he had his hair all long and punked out, he looked cool, and still ripped out the drums even while he pumping smack into his veins.

Kid Rock gets with her and now he looks like he’s homeless and waits outside McDonald’s for nickels and dimes, so he buy a burger and fries.

Now she marries that skel who did Paris in that video. Well, he’s already a dirtbag, so her work is done.

It would help if he would clean up a bit, cut and wash his mangy stringy
paper thin hair. He was on Larry King claiming to be a ‘bad ass’, even
took his shirt off to show his large tattoo ‘bad ass’.