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Slash’s Autobiography: Fun with Traci Lords, Weapons And Speedballs

10/15/07, 4:53 pm EST

If Slash’s upcoming Slash: The Autobiography lives up to even half the potential of this excerpt, the former Guns N’ Roses and current Velvet Revolver guitarist may have penned the most lurid, filthiest rock memoir ever. We feel like we should go to rehab just from reading about Slash’s drug-stained memories of Guns N’ Roses as they prepared to journey into the dark abyss that resulted in Use Your Illusion I & II. It’s not all about drugs and Axl Rose’s unpredictable mood swings: Slash infuses this excerpt with hysterical vignettes about his life as a rocker in late-Eighties LA. For example, Slash secretly dated but was unable to bed famed porn star Traci Lords; ultimately, that relationship ended after Slash failed to come down from a two-day crack binge in time for a date with Lords.

And that’s just one anecdote in a chapter chock full of every possible rock cliché you can think of. Groupies offering the entire band sexual favors? Got it. Slash asking the contractor who was working on his bathroom if he wants cocaine? Yep. Drummer Steven Adler secretly using the recording studio’s butter tray to disguise his vices? That’s there. This lone excerpt has it all, including Slash’s drug-fueled paranoid dash when he thought he was being chased by the Predator from the Schwarzenegger movie, which forced him to purchase an arsenal of weapons that even T.I. would deem excessive. One thing’s for certain: This autobiography will probably rock a whole lot louder than Chinese Democracy.

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Ali | 10/15/2007, 6:34 pm EST

Really, it’s for certain that the autobiography will rock harder than Chinese Democracy? That’s funny, I didn’t know the completed record had leaked. Oh, that’s right. It hasn’t.

Yo Mama Cass | 10/15/2007, 7:09 pm EST

I hope he writes about the time in San Diego when he was walking by Lee, Jeff & Dan at Brick by Brick for a Snakepit gig. We said “hey” and Slash said “bllllrrrruuuhhhhh.”

Grand | 10/15/2007, 7:50 pm EST

Who cares?

Anonymous | 10/15/2007, 9:51 pm EST

that was the greatest thing i have ever read

Slash | 10/15/2007, 10:24 pm EST

bllllrrrruuuhhhhh!

(don’t worry, i’m kidding. The book looks like a good read, i’m for sure buying it. –Seth)

Yarbles | 10/15/2007, 10:56 pm EST

Man, what a sick fuck.

Slash | 10/16/2007, 1:03 am EST

Slash is so fucking classic!

Gwen | 10/16/2007, 10:38 am EST

I’ll definitly read that book….
Slash rocks!

Mike Clink | 10/16/2007, 12:04 pm EST

the excerpt below, its pretty wild!…the Aerosmith book & Anthony Keidis’ are also pretty detailed & extreme.

http://observer.guardian.c o.uk/omm/story/0,,2187757,00.h tml

twistingbacchus | 10/16/2007, 3:41 pm EST

I’ve already reserved a copy of the book at my local library. The waiting list ahead of me is long, but it’ll be worth the wait.

Helen | 10/20/2007, 5:20 pm EST

I definintely will read the book … he’s a great guitarist nonetheless and, he looks and always will look better than Axl anyday.

ANONYMOUS | 12/4/2007, 3:11 pm EST

SLASH IS SO AWESOME !!!!!!!!

Sean | 12/15/2007, 5:44 pm EST

I thought I would really like VR. I like GNR and STP, but VR falls flat except for Slash’s great guitar play. Now the NGNR songs are better then VR and that is because of Axl’s Genius, but without Slash it isn’t is good as it could be.

Kate Coabin | 12/22/2007, 3:14 am EST

Well i got it today it was the last one in the store, They sold pretty darn quick! Looking forward to reading it, Big fan of Gnr.As I have a love Rock n Roll I am considered strange for this as I am a 13 yr old girl living with hip hop anf Rnb.
Love it.

Paige Worrell | 12/24/2007, 12:43 am EST

I’m also a 13yr old girl.
I love Guns N’ Roses && Velvet Revolover.
I can’t wait to read the book. :D

Slash's Fan ---> Bosnia | 12/29/2007, 8:33 am EST

i can’t wait to bu this book! people who have read it said that it is awesome!! love slash and GnR and VR

zash | 1/23/2008, 7:44 pm EST

hes awsome

zash | 1/23/2008, 7:45 pm EST

slash is awsomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooo

Chuck | 2/4/2008, 11:09 am EST

Slash fucking rocks yeah

Barbie | 2/26/2008, 2:33 pm EST

Slash is the best thing!, I cannot wait to get the book, LOVE HIM

Ivy's meat | 5/25/2008, 9:54 am EST

I just want to say It’s hard to many Chinese fans to read this English autobiographies!!!

But I wait wait ~~~ (can I learn English well?!)

Okay,loving you ,slash!!!

Suze | 11/7/2008, 9:24 am EST

If your guy is in a rock band you absolutely must buy him this book!!! My husband hasn’t put it down after 5 months now! I just had to sticky tape one of the photos pages back into it. I haven’t read it yet…he takes it to work with him :) Thanks Slash – You Are Awesome!

Adriana Smith | 12/30/2008, 4:58 pm EST

I love Slash… Im pretty sure this autpbiography would be awesome! I aready have it!

GNR4eva | 1/17/2009, 8:35 pm EST

SLASH IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!

Damien 6 | 3/5/2009, 12:31 pm EST

First of all, if it takes you 5 months to read a book like this, you’re a retard.
Second, I like Slash, I think he’s a mellow dude and all that. But what’s with these people writing fucking biographies like they’re fucking Gandies. Nikki Sixx has a book out about how he used to do drugs 20 years ago, I mean what da fuck!

Uqrlvafc | 7/14/2009, 3:31 am EST

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