Dear Britney,

Man, you’re such a trainwreck. You need to get your act together, girl.

Signed,
Amy Winehouse

Gee, I hope she doesn’t commit suicide now. That would just make her a martyr, and we’d have to suffer another decade of her worthless, overplayed music.

I’m supposedly the most abrasive motherfucker around these parts. And I say, Fuck You. She’s a HUMAN BEING! you fuckin’ evil vultures!!!

“Gee, I hope she doesn’t commit suicide now . . .and we’d have to suffer another decade of her worthless, overplayed music.”

Gee, Johnny you’re a real sweet guy. I have a feeling she’s pretty damn close to killing herself right now! She’s a HUMAN BEING you know!!!

If she kills herself that means you might have to get off your useless and heartless fat ass and change the radio station! You’re a real souless dick!

And the hits keep coming. Actual hits, not the crap she put out that was supposed to be musical hits.

Dear Johnny,

After all the horrible stress and scrutiny I’ve gone through, I JUST MIGHT take my life!

I just want to apologize in advance for INCONVENIENCING YOU with my music. I want to thank you for your sensitivity and your humanity!

All Apologies.
Brit

Brit, Goddamn you got ugly. What kind of drugs are you taking so as I can avoid them? Damn you got ugly and you look like shit man.Go away and get your shit together. Then take care of your kids. Your “career” is over so for your kids sake pull it together. Damn you got ugly.

“Spears must still attend counseling, meet with a parenting coach and submit to random drug testing.”

And she must be caned by ME twice a week!

I still think she’s hot. Look at those beautiful lips. The perfect forehead. Even her eyes are still beautiful even though their completely glazed over.

She even makes the wife beater look good with the no bra look. Why do people say she’s ugly? She’s so fuckable!

I wouldn’t throw her out of our bed!!!

I know, I know. she gets away with murder ’cause she’s a 20 year old hottie with a lot of sexual confidence. well if it’s a tradeoff between you posting my shit and me being able to conversate with bubblicious red hot red head in person, i’ll take the censorship. no matter how hot you think she is, she’s hotter!!!

FIDEL CASTRO IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking ever fucking shit ass magazine that covers every detail of their lives and doesnt leave them alone..I too would snort coke everyday if i knew everytime i went outside people would constantly take pictures of me…you may say but she chose to be famous, yes she chose to entertain you with her music(as bad as it may be) not with her life….People put down these crap ass magazines and pick up a newspaper and read something intelligent for once..fuck off all of you

Dear Britney,
Is our 2:00 pm meeting still on ? I’ll be wearing the smeared mascara and altered face.
Signed,
Your life coach, Courtney Love

Mommy, this sugar tastes funny, and I can’t feel my tongue! Shut up and eat your cheerios you little shit bag before mama puts her foot up your ass!

Hah ha! You lost your kids.

U PEOPLE HAVE NO FEELINGS SHE LOST HER KIDS!!!!! SHE IS A TRAINWRECK. ANOTHER ANNA NICLOE

C’mon Brit, show us them boobies now. Go pose for Playboy and let it all out. You don’t have those brats to hold you back anymore.

Videoof Britney Spears handing over the kids: http://youtube.com/watch?v=e8p M2N7UG60

She sure looks happy for someone who just lost her kids!

Brittany needs to hear this situation as a wakeup call. Her kids are too little now to understand, but if she really wants them she needs to change her life now.

I wonder what the Lunchtime Poll Girl would say…..

Give this girl a freak’n break. Most of us did not have our “shit together” when we were her age. Now imagine if we were world famouse, had millions to blow, no self control, and every breath, fart, and burp were scrutinized by every rag-mag on the planet,,,,,most of us could not handle the pressure. And I don’t even like her or her music,,,

The Brit never had any interest in her kids. She’s like one of those monkeys in captivity who lose their natural instincts for mothering. Coke and hard liquor have a way of doing that. Eh, the hate backlash, it stems from this woman being such a phoney, it annoyed people, rightfully. A “singer” who can’t sing ? What’s that ? People get angry when they’re played for fools. Oh well, now she’ll have time to party 24/7 “Y’aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallll”

Good. It’s about freaking time. She is a bad mother. Those boys are babies thenk god, so hopefully they won’t remember their mother being a total fuck up. That is IF she ever gets her life together. And that may never happen. She could very well end up dead very soon. She needs help. Where in the hell is her mom? Her family? Her friends? I fell bad for the poor girl in a way, she has no one.

“She’s a human being”…blah blah. I’m a human being, too – and I don’t like having my ears raped for 10 years by her awful, soulless, fake, written-by-corporate-committee ‘music’, which is inescapable.

That is why I truly HATE her and wish she would go away. All the people that defend her are complete dumbasses. You’d have to be to actually like her.

Johnny Kickass, not liking her music is one thing, but wishing suicide on her is something else.

If you can’t see that, then you’re the one with the intelligence deficit not us!

Come on Johnny…it’s not rape…. you know you like to dance to her music! I bet you even dress up like her!

You didn’t read what I wrote. I was saying I hope she DOESN’T commit suicide, because then she’ll get a whole other level of undeserving fame.

Her only talent has always been dressing in slutty outfits. It’s the only reason she’s popular.

THIS IS NOT NEWS!!!!!! you people take this way to far no wonder brittany spears is crazy, there are more important things going on in this world…but hell if you want to spend your days burning your brain away reading them fucking crap ass magazines about celeberties lives then go a head…the world will just pass you by

I’M SICK AND TIRED ABOUT THIS BRIT,PARIS,AND CO. THIS GIRLS ARE BAD INFLUENCE TO ALL KIDS AROUND, STOP ALL MEDIA ABOUT THIS CRAPY GIRLS, PAY ATTENTION IN OTHER NEWS,C’MON PEOPLE,WE HAVE A BIG WORLD OF NEWS….THANKS……

I DID what you wrote and you DID NOT say that you didn’t want to kill herself because you were concerned about her well beling. What YOU DID say was that you didn’t want her to commit suicide so you wouldn’t have to listen to her music. You also said that you truly HATE her and wish she went away.

At another post you said you hoped her life got worse so she’ll GO AWAY.

Suicide would probably solve your problem quite nicely, eh?
Then you won’t have to deal with Britney anymore and you’ll have to listen to your CDs with your headphones on!

Why the hype? If you guys don’t like her music, there’s a solution – don’t listen to it!!!It’s called FREEDOM to choose.

I don’t like her music and if I feel like voicing my opinion, I will. I’ts called FREEDOM OF SPEECH!

Believe me, if I could’ve chosen not to hear her music for the past ten years, I would’ve. But I couldn’t. Her music was inescapable when she was at her peak.

Why am I even wasting time writing comments on here…my witty and insightful comments are the only thing worth reading on here.

yeah. okay. get bent, genius.

She should have never had kids until she had gotten herself together.

Britney’s latest single is quite good. But her image has really gone down the drain and boy, she looks as if she’s aged over the past moth! She needs to get her life sorted out if she really wnats her kids and career back, otherwise she might as well quit singing and let K Fed or someone else raise the kids!

disastar… simply a disaster.

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thank you all for the Funny comments. I agree that Brit needs serious help but we also need to stop paying attention. She seems to be addicted to whatever attention she can get. Those poor little boys are now in the sole custody of K-Fed. Someone please call DFS. He only wants them so he can take all her money.

Hello britney,
you need to act up. Don’t let that
kevin ruin u. You are a great mother inside. show kevin who’s the boss.All he wants is $. Anyway i think u can get your kids bad. But u need to get over Kevin the loser. From tina

Okay, where’s Ted Nugent, Peter Frampton, Marv Tarplin, Earl Klugh, George Benson, Walter Becker, Jeff “Skunk” Baxter, Prince, Gary Shider (of Funkadelic), Phil Upchurch and Ernie Isley?