van halen, van halen, van halen, van halen, van halen, van halen, van halen, van halen,,,,(oh yeah, and bruce fucking springsteen!) this is what RS has come to, the van halen times!!

Um excuse me but to be considered
for the Rock and Roll hall of fame
you should be able to play and instrument. Madonna can’t even play an instrument and her music is
pop/sucks. Oh wait I forgot she is a master skin flute player. Once again this is where rock and roll
has gone. Peace out.

Don’t worry, I’ll still say lots of crazy shit! I’m only gonna diss artists from now on not the people in the village!

Oh Yeah, Van Halen’s gonna rip it to shreds!!!

ooh yeah baby, 50 year old men with their shirts of trying to look 20, hot!! And a fat 16 year old, even hotter! I can’t wait another 20 years so we can see the BackStreet Boys pull of this same sort of “act”

Really classifies “ripping it to shreds”, huh?

i want them to “rip it to shreds” with the guitarz and drums! i could give a fuck what they look like!

MM, well, i guess i know what you mean, but seriously,,,eewwwww!! Button that shirt, or at least wear one. (But then again, I just don’t get this whole Van Halen thing. I LOVED them, back in 1980,,,that was then, this is now.)

oh my GAWD,,,MM, I think we have something in common….

good i’m glad. i’m your slave. i’ll do ANYTHING you want. ANYTHING!

MM, aw come on, now you’re just being snotty, and for once, i was being serious!

what do you want from me?

if you want blood you got it.

i just want to give you want!