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Alternate Takes: VMAs Are DOA

9/24/07, 1:46 pm EST


Since details about VMA-night fights are still coming to light, Rock Daily isn’t quite done with the Vegas fiasco we covered exhaustively earlier this month. Here’s Joe Levy’s take:

It’s hard to say exactly which was a stranger moment at the MTV Video Music Awards: a short shot of the Foo Fighters with Serj Tankian on vocals flailing away at the Dead Kennedys’ “Holiday in Cambodia” — a twenty-seven-year-old snotty punk put-down of American consumerism — or Justin Timberlake chastising MTV for the second time in one night for not playing enough videos by declaiming that we don’t need more “Simpsonson reality television.” Both said plenty about how strained, odd and useless the VMAs have become: The attacks now come from within.

Was it a good idea to stage the show in a Vegas hotel and run the red carpet through the casino, a place Lord knows how many MTV viewers (to say nothing of underage performers like Chris Brown and Rihanna) aren’t legally allowed to enter? What about shrifting off the most interesting performers — Kanye West, Timberlake, the Foos and Fall Out Boy (who, whatever you think of them, at least swung for the fences like they believed the occasion was important and tuning their guitars wasn’t) — to “fantasy suites,” cutting to them for only a minute or so at times as bumpers before commercials? And who let Alicia Keys onstage wearing Gene Simmons’ boots, Diana Ross’ leggings and Jimi Hendrix’s headband?

If you have to ask any of these questions, you have no business watching MTV — ratings for the VMAs were up twenty-three percent this year (due, no doubt, to the Britney Spears show opener). To be fair, MTV has been held to an unreasonable standard from the moment it started twenty-six years ago, when people bitched about the sacrilege of impoverishing our imaginations by putting pictures to music. Now, of course, the complaint is that it no longer puts enough pictures to music. MTV has evolved into a reality TV network, having pioneered the genre here in the U.S. with The Real World, which caught the attention of kids who’d grown up with their lives documented on VHS. The endless parade of reality programming that now dominates — including some truly ugly dating shows where contestants engage in emotionless power transactions — is just right for the current moment, when MySpace and YouTube have put fame within easy reach of a new generation.

As for the VMAs, they’re a joke without a punch line. No one cares about the actual awards. They tune in for … what, exactly? Once upon a time, it was for the performances and the host, but MTV has cut back on the first and done away with the second entirely. The show lived on for years as a branding opportunity, a chance for the network to associate itself with music again for a moment. Now even that has passed, and the VMAs have become an excuse to drive traffic to the MTV Web site. There you can view the entirety of the Foo Fighters’ Dead Kennedys cover and buy an “It’s Britney, Bitch” ringtone. In a sign of how far MTV has fallen from the cultural main stage, the network had to force YouTube to pull down the clip of Britney’s VMA stumble. But that “It’s Britney, Bitch” ringtone? That’s exclusive to MTV.

[Illustration by Joe Ciardiello]


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Sweta-Zinok | 12/26/2007, 4:11 pm EST

Hi. Sorry for my english. Happy New Year!!!!!
Good Luck!

saad | 10/5/2007, 1:36 am EST

mtv hasn’t been a music tv station in some time….so this is nothing new…nor has it been good for a long time…it’s just a very average network who some kids watch…nothing more…so not much to bitch about…when there is alot better options out there…

The Reckoner | 10/2/2007, 11:29 pm EST

MTV sucks horribly. I remember back in the early-mid 90’s when I used to depend on them for new and interesting music though shows like 120 mins, Headbangers Ball, and that Alternative whatever show. I think about that now, and just laugh at what they’ve become. Fuck MTV.

Dave | 10/2/2007, 9:22 pm EST

Amen. The show was an embarrassment.

birddogger | 10/2/2007, 2:10 pm EST

Unlike the VMA’s for the first 10-12 years of MTV’s existence, how many of the nominated videos these days have people actually SEEN?

I do recall a few years ago recording MTV from like midnight til 6 AM, just to see what they play during those hours. Amazingly enough, there’s more than a few videos during that time.

Geoff Stickel | 10/1/2007, 7:01 pm EST

I’m just curious why the multi-billion dollar major labels haven’t thought of starting a music video channel to promote their music. If basic cable had a music only channel, record sales would bounce back. R&B and Country are selling because of B.E.T. and C.M.T.

Sonofa B | 9/29/2007, 10:36 am EST

Let’s face it. The show was a disaster & MTV sucks. The producers for this year’s show should be fired. Usually, I look forward to the repeats. This year, I could care less !

SVUF | 9/26/2007, 12:27 pm EST

MTV is not what it used to be when they first appeared on cable tv. 24-7 music video with a little or no BS. Nowadays, MTV has alot of BS. In my opinion, it doesn’t matter if the entertainment industry has changed, etc. MTV should remain true to its music video fans, by remaining MTV: the first in music television!! However, there is a network I had discovered not too long ago on DIRECT TV: IMF: International Music Feed or Feast ( I can’t recall off hand what the F stands for I think its Feed). IMF plays music videos 24-7, including foreign bands, rappers, etc. with little BS. I don’t remember the network channel on DIRECT TV…however, check it out!! Also, I am not quite sure if IMF is available on cable television.

What?? | 9/24/2007, 7:49 pm EST

What??

Get ACCURATE M as in Music tv | 9/24/2007, 5:15 pm EST

AS FAR AS VIDEOS THEMSELVES GO IF THEY ARE PLAYING THERE ALOTTED TIME THEN THE ISSUE IS NOT HOW MANY PICTURES—IT`S_ ALL- I REPEAT _ALL- ABOUT THE ~~~~MUSIC~~~~

dj dojah | 9/24/2007, 4:07 pm EST

nice joe. on point as always homey…

Herman Mankiewicz | 9/24/2007, 1:56 pm EST

This is encouraging because I was working on a review of the Mute Math Jimmy Kimmel appearance. I dumped it because I thought the statute of limitations had run out. But since RS has just posted this Joe Levy piece, I guess I will finish the piece. Thanks Joe (sincerely with no sarcasm.)

BTW have you gotten yourself into any barroom brawls lately.

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