If these guys got into a turf war where they all fuckin’ each other?

But they won’t. They would probably play a round robin tournament of scrabble, though.

The dismemberments?

These’s jerks reign GEEKDOM SUPREME! I’m sorry I can’t listen to bands that look like this!

Keith Richards told me once that no matter how good a band plays you’ve got to have A LOOK.

And who looks more and roll than Keith?

These guys should give it up and go work in a comic book store. Sheesh!

RS wasn’t afraid of offending people?

WTF happened to “Wouldn’t It Great?”
What did YOU DO?
OMG, you’ve gotta be fucking kidding me!
WHAT THE FUCK???

“where they all (FUCK) each other?”

Yeah, that sounds like a Death Cab and Decemberists party to me.

Revenge of the Nerds.

Dickheads

buggering is what we call it in the UK!