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Rock Reality Show Recap: Bret Michaels’ Girls Rock Till They Puke on “Rock of Love”

9/10/07, 11:21 am EST


Every week Poison frontman Bret Michaels searches for a worthy life partner on Rock of Love, while Rock Daily searches for ways to reference “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” in our Rock Reality Show Recaps. Here’s our take on episode nine:

Sixty Minutes of Rockin’ Reality in Three Sentences: Bret Michaels takes the final four ladies to Sin City for a night in Vegas that’s nearly as disastrous as this year’s VMAs. After a “free fan-appreciation concert” at an off-the-strip casino, Michaels’ band gets Lacey and Brandi M. blind drunk — Lacey falls off a bar and mumbles incoherently, Brandi M. pukes at the dinner table — and Jes scores points for helping everyone stay out of the ER. Jes and Lacey spend the night with Bret (separate nights, that is — if Michaels was still scoring the way he was in the Eighties, he wouldn’t require the services of this reality show), but Heather doesn’t have to worry about elimination because Brandi M. makes a massive mistake and in a hangover haze admits she doesn’t think Bret’s the dude for her.

Did Every Rose Have Its Thorn?: How could it not!? After Michaels debuts a tuneless bomb of a song from his new album at the show, he slings the ol’ acoustic around his neck, and we all know what that means.

The Most Ridiculous Part: Way too many to count. From Lacey pouring vodka on Brandi M.’s head to Heather taking the entire dinner spread in doggy bags to Heather professing her devotion to Michaels with her head stuffed into a massage table, this whole episode was a doozy. At dinner with Heather and Lacey, Michaels tells Heather he’s worried about their future because she’s a stripper and “When I wrote my ‘Every Rose’ song, the girl was a dancer and she broke my heart” (Michaels then unleashes this bon mot: “Can I get her off that pole and get her onto my pole?”). Heather protests that she’s loyal, telling the camera, “I know he got his heart broke by a dancer, but that was like, twenty years ago … get over it.” Zing!

The Rockin’ Finish: At a long, dramatic elimination, Jes and Lacey (yup, she’s still around) score the first two passes, then Michaels questions Brandi M. and gets royally pissed that she changes her tune and admits she can’t take their relationship past the friendship level. “Beauty’s only skin deep if you fuck with people’s emotions,” he says and angrily dismisses her from the tour with “Have a good life.” Ouch. Next week: the three remaining girls’ parents come meet Michaels.


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brianna | 4/12/2008, 12:51 pm EST

bret mickles is the best guy ever!Iwack your show all the time.

Cairo | 3/10/2008, 12:25 pm EST

Why is no one embarrassed?

lisa | 2/15/2008, 9:10 am EST

why did jess & brett brake up??

Marrianne | 12/9/2007, 5:51 pm EST

For someone who wouldnt be done over, Brett is not a very good judge of character, Heather is Mutton trying to still be a porn queen, and Lacey my god she looks bad now, so imagine her in a few years time (uurgh) not to mention the horrible devious nature they both poseess, hey wouldnt it be nice if he could actually go out with a normal nice chick like me…. (yeah)

gabby | 10/16/2007, 1:42 pm EST

jess rocks………..

gabby | 10/16/2007, 1:41 pm EST

jess rocks….

bobby | 10/14/2007, 3:11 pm EST

i think jesse was the right pick for bret,if he wants a special commitment. If he still wants to just party, he should have just kept Heather around.

JessFan | 10/13/2007, 2:14 pm EST

Jess is way too good for Bret, she is caring, honest and faithful -unlike Bret and Heather. Jess deserves better. Heather belongs with Bret, they fit each other well as glorified TT.

Trinket | 10/13/2007, 5:08 am EST

What is there left to say? If he picks Jess we will all hate him when he breaks her heart, and you know that will happen, if he picks Heather, he will have to share the he/she will God only knows what, and may have to add a dose of antibiotics with his other meds, with “Wild Thing” he will have to keep pulling her head out of the toilet, whay not pick Rodeo, with her and and her so called many project in the works, he will never have to work again, he can stay home and be a bitch boy….

MARY | 10/10/2007, 1:52 am EST

Why didn’t anyone ask Heather if she’s still stripping? She said she would quit? Did she? Regardless Heather, stripper or not is a lot better person than
that fu****g wh*r* sl*t bi**h lacey
It was supposed to be the Bret Michael’s Rock of Love Reunion show
Not The Lacey’s hard up for publicity show. The producers of the show should have eliminated her
We all realize ratings are the bottom line. People’s emotions and
life decisions come somewhere down the line. Fans of Bret still will buy his music. But if he would have picked Lacey He would have lost a fan who spends money on Poison’s music. His solo stuff and anything further from him. Thank God he smartened up before it was too late. And Lacey’s dad the f’n
pervert gettin’ off at seeing Heather topless. They walked in to her bedroom without knocking.
Lacey was sharing the room with her. He couldn’t take his eyes off her. So yeah, Lacey & her dad are a
real wholesome match.
They probably do it.

MARY | 10/10/2007, 1:28 am EST

The Reunion show was a big disapointment. Way too much air time was spent on that bitch Lacey.
She was a horrible contestant for
any show. It would have been much better if she was eliminated earlier. Of course when all you want is ratings People’s feelings don’t really matter. That was evident at the end when Jes told Bret he made the wrong choice. Bret
couldn’t even see her to the door.

MARY | 10/10/2007, 1:19 am EST

I don’t think VH1 did a very good job at the end of the show. How can you expect two people starting out in a new relationship to be separated for 6 months? And to top it off Bret couldn’t even walk Jes to the door or explain to her why he couldn’t! An established relationship couldn’t even hold up
to that. THAT SUCKS

BRiTTANY LOVES HEATHER! | 10/9/2007, 2:13 pm EST

i DONT SEE WHY EVERYONE HATES HEATHER..SHE FU*KiN ROCKS!!! THATS BECAUSE SHE iS THE ROCK OF LOVE FOR BRET MiCHAELS!!!! i LOVE YOU HEATHER!!!!!!

BRiTTANY | 10/9/2007, 2:09 pm EST

i WANTED HEATHER TO WiN.SHE FiTS BRET. THEY WOULD HAVE MADE A GREAT COUPLE. JES iS COOL AND ALL BUT SHE DiDNT SEEM RiGHT FOR HiM..ESPECiALLY AFTER THE REUNiON SHOW SHE EVEN KNEW THAT. JES KNEW THAT HEATHER WAS THE BEST BET FOR BRET. i WANT BRET AND HEATHER TO BE TOGETHER!! HEATHER WAS MY FAVVVVV.

BRiTTANY | 10/9/2007, 2:09 pm EST

i WANTED HEATHER TO WiN.SHE FiTS BRET. THEY WOULD HAVE MADE A GREAT COUPLE. JES iS COOL AND ALL BUT SHE DiDNT SEEM RiGHT FOR HiM..ESPECiALLY AFTER THE REUNiON SHOW SHE EVEN KNEW THAT. JES KNEW THAT HEATHER WAS THE BEST BET FOR BRET. i WANT BRET AND HEATHER TO BE TOGETHER!! HEATHER WAS MY FAVVVVV.

loretta | 10/8/2007, 1:30 pm EST

I see just another show like the rest for money and to regain popularity! Just once couldn’t they have one of these show work out and have a happy ending in the end ?!?!?!?!? I am tired of them all …enough is enough ! part 2 might already be in the works ???

MonsterMash | 10/8/2007, 2:25 am EST

If anything it is great entertainment. Seems to me thats all Brett is getting out of it too. Entertainment, TV time, money and to try and make him look like a great guy. Which he seems. However, He is perfectly able to go out and get a woman to spend the rest of his life with or have a relationship without having to do it on a reality tv show. There is no real value in this show except entertainment. If the women going on there are really expecting a great relationship with Bret. I would really like to see how things really work out. But will we really ever know? NO… Its tv which still leaves some form of hidden sense in minds and we really won’t ever know for sure. I’ll watch some of Rock of Love Season 2 If there is one (rumor has it) but at the end of watching the first season I completely lost interest after the reunion show.

I give Jes great credit for being a good woman, strong and very smart. If in fact she did dump Brett. I don’t think Brett has at all proved that he could be trusted.

Christina | 10/7/2007, 10:25 am EST

So Brett picked Jes. Good Choice but what happens now? Does she pack up and move in with him. What is happening now! That’s what I would like to know!

Princess | 10/7/2007, 3:11 am EST

I’m so glad that he and Jess, worked out, that’s who me and all my friends at the office were voting for.
Though there’s a big age difference … there’s nothing wrong with that, my husband is almost 15 years older than I and our relationship is great! (I have an ex that’s 23 years older)
She’s a good girl, she was really there for him and not his money or tv. (from what we see on tv, and the way she was with her parents was another good pointer she gotten from us)
Heather just needed a mill ticket out of the strip club life … did you see when he was sick while driving the buggie, she didn’t take his health into consideration she wanted to drive so bad … how selfish is that.
I’m glad he made the choice he made. ~wink~

Loretta | 10/4/2007, 8:22 pm EST

Rock of love was a refreshing change from Flav and New York , He was so gentle and sweet and pulled at my heart . Jes was the best choice and I hope it wasn’t just for TV .They make a perfect couple and I love the hair !!

Loretta | 10/4/2007, 8:22 pm EST

Rock of love was a refreshing change from Flav and New York , He was so gentle and sweet and pulled at my heart . Jes was the best choice and I hope it wasn’t just for TV .They make a perfect couple and I love the hair !!

cate | 10/4/2007, 12:19 pm EST

are they still together?? thats what I would like to know…

Camron | 10/2/2007, 9:41 pm EST

Bret Michaels should have picked either heather or brandi c jes is 23 and bret michaels is basicly another demi moore of the world right now heather may have been a stripper but if shes willing to get a tatoo of brets name i think that prooves shes there for him but the bright side is he didn’t pick lacey

lyncee | 10/2/2007, 3:52 pm EST

I am so glad he picked Jes but I too am worried about the age difference. I have to ask - if Bret has diabetes, why does he drink at all? That sorta worries me - anyone else? I am from Oregon and am wondering if there are any other middle aged folks out there who watched this show. I hope Bret and Jess actually make it work. Time will tell…….

BQWEST | 10/1/2007, 10:37 pm EST

Ok am I dumb enough to believe this was for real? I want to believe it was. Someone out there give me the real reality check would you? I am sick of Flav and New York who just cant seem to find love..but I keep watching. Do these people have lovers or mates in their real lives?

Diana | 10/1/2007, 9:12 pm EST

i love jess:) im so happy she was chosen

DebC | 10/1/2007, 6:38 pm EST

Well, he made a good choice on the show. But, if this was for “television” ratings and not for his desire to find a soul mate, I will be very disappointed. I guess that is why I enjoyed watching it. Fresh concept, the tugs as the hearts of all moms and mom movie lovers. So time and photographs will tell, they seem to be a cute couple. If this was fake will not tune into VH1 again. Heather was obviously disappointed and spoke out some harsh words because she was so hurt. But she also was not tuned into his needs - specifically the diabetis.

Moo | 10/1/2007, 1:19 pm EST

Just saw the recap of the finale on VH1 and Jess won! Hoenestly, she’s too good for Brett. Heather was so stupid to think that just because she got a tattoo that Brett would pick her. That was her stupid decision, not anyone else’s. I read somewhere that Jess and Brett are no longer dating and that she is dating some clothes designer from Chicago. Any truth to this?

kayla | 10/1/2007, 9:55 am EST

i am so glad jess won heather is a hoe and lacy is a psycho…anyone know if jess and brett are still together?

lola | 10/1/2007, 7:43 am EST

You know what cracks me up? Hather is only 31. Man, she must have had a rough paper route!!!!!!

jennyc | 10/1/2007, 3:10 am EST

Jes is way too good for Bret Michaels, that man is a walking STD…I sure hope she wears protection.

Jeramie | 10/1/2007, 1:18 am EST

Thank God Jes won. I hope they have a great life together. She was so way beyond everyone else on the show. Way to go girl. I hope Brett treats you well.

Jeramie | 10/1/2007, 1:18 am EST

Thank God Jes won. I hope they have a great life together. She was so way beyond everyone else on the show. Way to go girl. I hope Brett treats you well.

mmmhmmm | 9/30/2007, 10:23 pm EST

has anyone seen any pics of them since the show? are they together now since we all know this was filmed a while ago

Amber Navarro | 9/30/2007, 4:15 pm EST

I love Jess. I think that she is so kool, and really good lookin.

Amber Navarro | 9/30/2007, 4:15 pm EST

I love Jess. I think that she is so kool, and really good lookin.

Anonymous | 9/25/2007, 6:46 pm EST

All i can say is hed better pick Jess because she seems to be the most down to earth girl he could ever find. If he doesnt pick Jess hes a real loser.

heaven | 9/25/2007, 5:25 pm EST

i think jes is the koolest… but if bret said that he is only looking for a girl to sleep with or as he says his sexual soulmate not his real love soulmate then he should just go with the skanky hoe stripper. jes is cool shes nice and she knows how to take care of people . i think that heather is just looking for a good time (skank) so if hes not going to be serious he shouldnt choose jes cause to me she isnt a hoe. she deserves better.

Emmalyn | 9/25/2007, 7:02 am EST

heather is just like lacey she is all buddy buddy face to face but behind there back she is a FAKE bitch….. bottom line
jes has it all the body the smile the look the personality ….. jes it the whole shabang…. and thats that
if brett wants to be happy with a good girl (and not have to worrie about if she is gonna be on other poles! ) then he will pic JES … all the way…. love u girl!!

Stephanie | 9/24/2007, 11:44 am EST

I really liked Brett until this past sunday when Heather said Lacy had been sucking his d**k. He we have a man in a house full of girls trying to win him over. He is in a weird position of power. Of course you could say what man wouldn’t take advantage, cut c’mon! Any man who’d let that crazy had suck him off doesn’t deserve Jess. If i was Jess, or heather, for that matter, I would NOT want a man who’d use his position to get blow-jobs. That’s using a woman, Jess should not want to ever touch his d**k

Kim | 9/23/2007, 8:25 pm EST

JES IS TOO GOOD FOR bRET. JES IS BETTER OFF THIS COMPETITION. SHE IS TOO YOUNG TO RUIN HER LIFE WITH bRET. I`M SURE SHE WILL FIND A NICE MAN FOR HER. bRET MEANS ROCKER ALCOHOL SMOKING ETC…. WHAT DO U EXPECT A LIFE WITH HIM?

serenaleone | 9/23/2007, 6:06 pm EST

Heather is an ugly jealous bitch. No woman could ever be jealous of her ugly used up, fake, haggard man-self. Without HUGE amounts of makeup - she would scare the hell out of little children!! Seriously. Heather was the one jealous of everyone, including Lacy. Now Jes is the best choice by far - but is she too good for Bret? Hmm…..

Jess is a doll | 9/22/2007, 8:28 pm EST

Brett, if he has any sense, will pick Jess, at least I would!

Maria | 9/19/2007, 7:49 pm EST

pick JESS the other two sluts aint worth it ones a gold digger and the other one will end up in all white tied up.AkA looney house

Maria | 9/19/2007, 7:49 pm EST

pick JESS the other two sluts aint worth it ones a gold digger and the other one will end up in all white tied up.AkA looney house

Maria | 9/19/2007, 7:49 pm EST

pick JESS the other two sluts aint worth it ones a gold digger and the other one will end up in all white tied up.AkA looney house

Maria | 9/19/2007, 7:49 pm EST

pick JESS the other two sluts aint worth it ones a gold digger and the other one will end up in all white tied up.AkA looney house

Katie K | 9/17/2007, 11:56 pm EST

Jess totally needs to win!! and i’m oober glad that Master Manipulator Lacey is gone finally!!!!! YAY!!! …..and Brett Michaels is hott as hell!! loved him before the show and love him even more now!

Katie K | 9/17/2007, 11:56 pm EST

Jess totally needs to win!! and i’m oober glad that Master Manipulator Lacey is gone finally!!!!! YAY!!! …..and Brett Michaels is hott as hell!! loved him before the show and love him even more now!

Katie K | 9/17/2007, 11:56 pm EST

Jess totally needs to win!! and i’m oober glad that Master Manipulator Lacey is gone finally!!!!! YAY!!! …..and Brett Michaels is hott as hell!! loved him before the show and love him even more now!

Karen | 9/17/2007, 11:17 am EST

Finally Lacey is gone! It’s about time Bret woke the hell up. But really is there any competition between the 3? Jess should win without a doubt. I think she’s great. She has an awesome smile, pretty face, wild side, plus she has compassion for the drunks. She seems to speak well and is geniune. Heather is nothing but a bitch. No self respect, no respect for anyone for that matter, she is a big mouth and has no boundries. No discipline is putting it nicely. The previews for next week make you wonder if he’ll pick Jess - but if he doesn’t , it shows his true character too. He likes washed up strippers with high hair.

Marcus | 9/16/2007, 6:10 pm EST

I don’t like lacey heather is okay but i would like to see Jess win

Leigh | 9/15/2007, 11:51 pm EST

Lacy is a skank.

mikeg | 9/13/2007, 5:12 pm EST

The whols show is B.S. He knows Lacey and after it came out they came up with the father B.S to cover. Bret is a has been who is trying to keep up with CC. CC was really liked by everyone and VH1 will probably do more with him. Bret could not stand being left out. If I hear the rose song one more time Ill puke. What a loser. thats all he has to brag about. The song was written by all of those guys not just Bret.

mikeg | 9/13/2007, 5:12 pm EST

The whols show is B.S. He knows Lacey and after it came out they came up with the father B.S to cover. Bret is a has been who is trying to keep up with CC. CC was really liked by everyone and VH1 will probably do more with him. Bret could not stand being left out. If I hear the rose song one more time Ill puke. What a loser. thats all he has to brag about. The song was written by all of those guys not just Bret.

Bill Dildo | 9/13/2007, 11:39 am EST

Lacey is a skank, and she is stupid. She will end up in prison.

Bill Dildo | 9/13/2007, 11:39 am EST

Lacey is a skank, and she is stupid. She will end up in prison.

dazed | 9/13/2007, 12:09 am EST

he’ll choose the girl who gets zep tickets.

T | 9/12/2007, 11:26 pm EST

I like Heather. I think she’s been dealt a few harsh blows in life and deserves a break. She’s around Bret’s age, which is ideal. She’s tough and promotes most of what 80’s rock is about in the woman form. She seems realistic with just a hint of cattiness that is evident in all women. So what she used to be a stripper. As a society we’re going to define someone by their job and how they put food on the table? Good grief. If we’re going to do that then let’s take a quick gander at a few of our most loved Hollywood icons; Gillian Anderson used to be a porn star, Catherine Zeta Jones did a few B-grade porn films also, even Julie Andrews the demure Hollywood gem has been caught topless. And don’t even get me started on Marilyn Monroe. Give her a break and see how this latest VH1 love saga show plays out. Great summer entertainment!

JuanaLuvsJay | 9/12/2007, 7:50 pm EST

My honey and I love these reality shows, even though they are fake. I think it’s entertainment like this that keeps the world going ’round. But I still feel like Jess should be chosen in the end, cause it’s what everyone wants, what everyone is sitting on the edge of their seats for. Anyhow, I predict that in the end Lacy, yes… LACY and Jess are gonna be left standing. Heather’s ass is out the door next Sunday. Also, did anyone ever stop to think that they never really showed her full-on getting that tattoo? I think they used a body double for that. The reason I say that is cause this past Sunday when Brandi was sent packing, he called Heather out for her pass, and as she was walking away I looked for the tattoo on the back of her neck, but I couldn’t see it. It’s all once again they did that to keep us all goo-goo ga-ga over the show.

Alright, well I think I’ve said enough.. .peace ya’ll

Brittni | 9/12/2007, 7:47 pm EST

I love Jess!!! She is precious!!! SHUT UP BIGJOHN!!!! really!!!!

Andrea | 9/12/2007, 6:23 pm EST

Lacey needs to banish the demons from her soul. She’s insane,she’s disgusting, and she has no self respect, and if Bret Michaels picks her he’s even more of a dumbass than I thought. Honestly, if he keeps her around for too much longer I’ll begin to think Jess is too good for him.

Marina | 9/12/2007, 5:42 pm EST

Brett you must be a real f*** head if you choose Lacey.

Anne | 9/12/2007, 5:33 pm EST

IF YOU PICK LACEY YOUR GOING TO HAVE A FUCKEN REHAB WIFE. COME ON BRETT OPEN YOUR FUCKEN EYES

Carrie Anne | 9/12/2007, 5:30 pm EST

Oh my F****’ en god please get rid of Lacy she is such a had a**. she is such a freaking b**** as well. she is totally not the girl for you BRet come on do the f*** ‘ en math. who do you like more is it looks or personality. put them both together and who do you get? you get Jess. She justr watches as Lacy makes a f*** ‘en fool of her self and come on get real. Drop her I think she just wants fame and fortune and another reason is who were you going to ilmanate before Brandi ilimanated herself. I totally know you were goin to kiss Heather’s fat a** good bye. like come on. so all you really need to do BRet is get your eyes checked and look forward and who do you see. definatly not a** hole Lacey or b****y Heather come on. whose left Jess come on she is your dream girl. who do you love more some one who gets f***’en drunk and can’t even walk or a fat a** b**** or a sweet caring girl? ding ding ding the one who is the one is… JESS!!! OPEN YOUR FUCKEN EYES YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!

Emilie | 9/12/2007, 5:18 pm EST

I think you should go with Heather. For her first tatto she got your name on the back of her neck. the reason why i think you should choos Heather is because Lacey is such an a** hole. and when she gets drunk she goes completely mental. Come on honey you do the math.

Karrie | 9/12/2007, 4:50 pm EST

I think that lacey and heather should get the fuck off the show and jess should win because I honestly see brett and her having an awsomelife together and lacey is fuckin CRAZY!!!He need to pick JESS

Holy Meap | 9/12/2007, 3:59 pm EST

What is he doing keeping crazy Lacey around … OMG, he even had sex with that crazy woman. I am pulling for Jess, sorry Heather you got his name on you now forever … what an idiot!

** Hey Kris, are you from Oregon? I might know you, its a long shot but what you said makes me wonder **

James | 9/12/2007, 2:50 pm EST

Brett,
Please tell me this is for money and exposure. One thing success and notoriety provides you is the opportunity to get beyond dating and heaven forbid, marrying women who can’t hold their liquor and properly style their hair. Please tellme you are not going to have children with these women. There are plenty of legitimate, well-educated, secure women available without stooping into the psychosis of some of these. The only one who seemed to have any sense was Jes. I would be concerned about the issues in the past that caused her to be such a rebel. My guess is either insecurity or deep seeded anger. ask probing questions about how her parents reacted to all the tatoos. Ask them why they didn’t complete school. If you are thinking about marriage, please see how they were raised. This is serious stuff, you have to dig deeper.

Steve | 9/12/2007, 2:20 pm EST

What kills me is that he was going to get rid of Heather until Brandi said her piece. I think that is what pissed him off. He was set for Heather to go and thought Brandi and Jess nice combo which one (Lacy is a joke and I think he knows it too, he probably gets a little from her and that is why he keeps her around). If you watched this was the first time Big John left with the girl (he went to get the other pass LOL). I agree with Jess being too good for him as well but she is the best choice. Heather is ugly in the morning.

Angelgift | 9/12/2007, 2:05 pm EST

i wish jess will win she the one who is meant for bret..i dont like the two whores lacey and heather…go..go..go..jess ur simply the best

Becks | 9/12/2007, 1:32 pm EST

Eh, I’ve been watching the show on & off since the beginning, and I have to say, I hope he doesn’t pick Jess. She is way out of Bret Michaels’ league; she deserves a respectable, good looking man. Heather would be a good choice, with her beat down stripper look & all.

Mike | 9/12/2007, 12:50 pm EST

I’ve been in love with Jes since day 1 that the show started. She is a true catch. If this show is all set up and she does win it wouldn’t surprise me. She is so smoking hot!!!!!

Yaz | 9/12/2007, 8:22 am EST

OMG Jes I have got to say she is the most awesome down to earth person you could want to get to know.. I don’t know her, and I would like to be her friend.. I did not want to watch the show but watching Jes just amaze all of us with her True personality..
Lacy Oh you so blew it on the last show.. Way to hold your beer… (LMFAOROF) Lacy I will be happy to see you go..

R U Kiddin? | 9/12/2007, 5:04 am EST

Does everyone think this crap is real? Ok, I admit, I got hooked. Lacey is on there still for the ratings. Heather is the best candidate since she is also an 80’s has been, and Jess…..God bless her….I mean God BLESSED her! If these r her true colors, everyone needs to follow her lead. She is VERY well rounded, GORGEOUS, and well mannered/polite…..WITH attitude.

Katlin | 9/12/2007, 2:31 am EST

In a way I think him and Heather would look good together. Typical rocker with the old typical stripper and she has that used-up, stripper/rocker look. Lacey worries me but I think it is just an act. I really can’t see him with her. But he has kept her around this long..and she really hasn’t did anything to keep herself around except tell Bret some drama on the other girls and he kicks them. I like Jes the best and if she knows what is good for her she won’t stick with him. He is pretty much a player and what girl wants that? If he wasn’t a rocker, then I’m pretty sure she wouldn’t. I think they are just all there for the spot light. Go find them on MySpace. Most of them are models and actors. I really can’t put my finger on which one he will pick..it could be any of them now. But I bet it won’t last and I’m sure he will make another season just to make himself look good and throw some sad excuse out there that he decided it wouldn’t work with them but in reality she kicked him because she made it big somewheres else.

Erik | 9/12/2007, 12:45 am EST

Rodeo is the only one for Bret!!!!

Annalies | 9/11/2007, 10:37 pm EST

Jes is definitely the one for Bret. She is a wild child with class and a good head on her shoulders. Heather is nice but looks sooooo old (rode hard and put away wet). Lacy seems completely manipulative and vindictive. She says, she’ll do anything to win him and excuses her bad behavior that way. All I can say is, “Watch out, Bret!”

Beth | 9/11/2007, 10:13 pm EST

Great show! Brett has a great personality & I’ve grown to realy dig him. I’ve always been a fan of his! I also agree that Jess is the only choice here!

Jmich | 9/11/2007, 9:08 pm EST

Jess is to good for him.
Brett appears to prefer skanks.

Anonymous | 9/11/2007, 9:05 pm EST

Bring in the expert Gyno. to the show..take a good look…Heather has to be a he/she in drag.

Beth | 9/11/2007, 5:25 pm EST

Pick Jess!!! Lacy and Heather are Whores!!!!!

Christina | 9/11/2007, 5:19 pm EST

Jes is definitely the best girl for him, I’ve thought since the first episode. Not an alcoholic, helped the other girls when they were wasted, isn’t really out to get all the other girls like Lacey and Heather. I love Jes and I love her hair!!! If he doesn’t choose her, I’ll be incredibly disappointed

Erin | 9/11/2007, 4:42 pm EST

Love, love, love Jes, but she’s too good for him. He needs to pick Heather because she’s the most “ronk-n-roll.” Lacey is just plain fucking psycho!! I wish the others would whack her. I can’t wait for him to see all this footage when the shows over Hope to hear his comments about that!

hermie | 9/11/2007, 1:54 pm EST

i’d be embaressed to be seen with lacy!!,or heather. of course you seem to think you need drama so i guess that’s why they stay? i really thought samatha was the one. bret-your just crazy! so please pick lacy,heather-you seem to like misery-and of course it will be what 6 months from now till we see part 2–lacy is an embaressment!!!-heather looks and acts like a tipicle stripper. what a reward!!(sarcasim) i bet bret michaels never even sees this post

Lisa | 9/11/2007, 1:32 pm EST

Lacy and Heather are just poor white trash looking for their 15 minutes of fame. Have a double elimination and get rid of Heather and Lacy. Jess is the woman for you.

~T.a.y.l.o.r~ | 9/11/2007, 1:27 pm EST

omg i just read that and that sux that it not even real!!! Bret your still hot though :D i love you man!!! KEEP ON ROCKIN!

~T.a.y.l.o.r~ | 9/11/2007, 1:25 pm EST

DONT PICK LACEY OR HEATHER! they dont even like you!!! Bret I love you so pick Jess!

Jeanette | 9/11/2007, 12:13 pm EST

Bret if you pick Lacy. I will have to wonder if you have a brain.

dear bret fans | 9/11/2007, 2:51 am EST

here’s a gun and a truckload of

ammunition. now, girls, could

you do the rest of the world a

favor, and blow your idiot

fuckin’ heads off now, please?

Anonymous | 9/11/2007, 2:43 am EST

JES NEEDS TO WIN, SHE SEEMS TO HAVE THE LESS PROBLEMS AND SEEMS TO BE YOUR TYPE. YOU DON’T NEED TO HAVE SLUTS LIKE THE RED HEAD.
JES IS QUITE AND CAN ACT LIKE A LADY IF NEED BE OR SHE CAN GET DOWN
SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE ENJOYS YOU A LOT FOR WHO YOU ARE AND NOT BECAUSE YOU’VE GOT MONEY

Steve | 9/11/2007, 2:40 am EST

Bret wasn’t pissed because Brandi couldn’t open up to him. Dude was crushed. Unbelievable Bret couldn’t excite her any more than he did. Of all the girls I always liked her the most. Sorry dude you screwed up royally. Flip a coin and just pick one of the other 3.

Kris | 9/11/2007, 12:08 am EST

I really enjoy the show because of Bret, He was the first concert I saw when I was 14. I was wondering why Bret was keeping Lacy, but rating explain it. Maybe she is nice and “normal” with out the cameras. Jess if you really did win good luck and have some fun for me.

Jessica | 9/10/2007, 11:31 pm EST

It’s all a set up. Lacey is the show. She was definately hand picked out of a group of actress. Heather is a gold digger. Sweet Jes was picked as the one for him before the show even aired. But they look and are great together.

Angela | 9/10/2007, 11:25 pm EST

I really can’t stand Lacy, she needs to go home soon. I think that Jess is the right girl, and Heather is nothing but a fake stripper.

Montiel16 | 9/10/2007, 11:01 pm EST

Jes is definetly the one for Bret he needs to open his eyes and send lacey and heather home.Jes is going to win.YYYYAAAAAAAAYYYYY!

Wendy | 9/10/2007, 10:52 pm EST

Brett, our older now. It’s time to think with a higher body part, namely your head & heart. You need a real woman, not someone you would constantly be looking over your shoulder at worrying and wondering if you could really trust them because of say “their past, or questionable mental stability! Why is it everyone who cares about you has given you the signs and you’ve ignored them every time? I thought love and happiness was what you were in it for?

Tee | 9/10/2007, 10:39 pm EST

I think that Jess is the best choice, however, I think she can do better than Brett. Especially if that a**hole slept with Skank bag Lacey. Brett and Heather are perfect for each other. Heather is trapped in the 80’s. Hello, POISON is soooo over. And what was with those sad dog fur boots from payless. Please honey. You have so much mileage on you. And what is with the fake hair on top of Bret’s hair. Thats why he wears all the hats and scarfs all the time. After him sleeping with Jess and Lacey, He really doesn’t deserve Jess!

Sandy | 9/10/2007, 10:00 pm EST

Jess is your gal, she has it all looks, great personality very caring, nice age for a rock star and most importantly she really cares for you.

C&S | 9/10/2007, 9:22 pm EST

We love Jess and Bret is so hot!

Brenda | 9/10/2007, 9:01 pm EST

Jess is great. Lacy is CRAZY and Heather - come on - she is such a slut. I just hope you realize what a catch Jess is.

penny | 9/10/2007, 8:19 pm EST

heather looks like a she man, and lacy is the devil

cassie | 9/10/2007, 8:02 pm EST

JES ALL THE WAY

Julie | 9/10/2007, 6:46 pm EST

Jess is the BEST!! Heather is old enough to be his Mama!! Come on dude, you better pick Jess or you’re a loser!!! Notice I didn’t even mention Lacy!!!

jagged | 9/10/2007, 6:36 pm EST

he will probably choose the woman who is least competitive with other women…on or off the tv show.

Kathy | 9/10/2007, 6:36 pm EST

This is my very first reality show, I find it fascinating. I agree with most of the comments, JESS is the one.

miranda | 9/10/2007, 6:09 pm EST

Ok seriously folks, yes jess is the best person on there after sam but I still don’t think she is right for him. He needs a woman who has been there and done that in all the games of love and who has already torn her guard down. She needs to be some one who is ready and willing to give him nothing but pure love so that he can let HIS guard down !!!!

miranda | 9/10/2007, 6:05 pm EST

dude people please ! I am the one for bret michaels ! I am beautiful, smart, kind, fun, crazy/stable and I frickin love him ! He seems like such a good guy and if we met even once he would want to date me-I think we have a connection-through the t.v. I love you Bret !!!!!!!!!!!

johanna | 9/10/2007, 6:02 pm EST

I think Jess is the girl that captures your heart. She is true to herself and others. Lacey and Heather are a waste of time.

NIKKI | 9/10/2007, 6:00 pm EST

WELL I WAS SERIOUSLY INTO THIS SHOW AND SERIOUSLY HATING LACEY AND HEATHER, BUT I ALWAYS KNEW LACEY WAS THERE FOR RATINGS (SHE IS A BAD ACTRESS) I DO LOVE JESS THOUGH EVEN IF THE WHOLE THING IS A FAKE.

casino0711 | 9/10/2007, 5:30 pm EST

What’s Up? U Got screwed on the low-life choices of women!! Hate to be brutal-but it’s pissing me off and I never even watch TV. My God you probably have never been with a woman that truley has the entire package, have u?? U r such a sweet, kind lil hotty too!!! I feel 4-u Dude!! Tell ya what-Do a Production Do-Over.-this episode is a ridiculous mess 4 u. I will explain how it should go down over a Beach-side cocktail. I have great intuition…u need help-fly ur ass to San Diego!! Peace Out Boy-Scout!!!

margincharge | 9/10/2007, 5:24 pm EST

Does anyone know if it’s going to be a Rock of Love part 2 show?

margincharge | 9/10/2007, 5:22 pm EST

Are you Big John from the show?

Dionne | 9/10/2007, 5:19 pm EST

I love Jess. She rocks! She deserves to be with Brett. And, Heather is seriously going to regret getting that tat of Bret’s name on her neck

BigJohn | 9/10/2007, 5:17 pm EST

The winner was chosen before the show even began. It’s definitely Jess. Lacey is a friend of his for years and he has her on the show to create all the drama. Bret has no intention of staying with the winner - this was all done for publicity — Jess even admitted it. She is a sweet girl and doesn’t want all his baggage and drama.

karen | 9/10/2007, 5:15 pm EST

I think the only choice is Jess. Lacy and Heather are both aged and used, come on what do you really think a rock star wants….

margincharge | 9/10/2007, 5:07 pm EST

Listen up Mr. Bret Michaels, I hope you read this. Jes is the girl for you. She’s bright, beautiful, funky, intelligent, and caring. Don’t let the train leave you with some other man sitting in your seat next Jes.

jungleland | 9/10/2007, 4:57 pm EST

“Beauty’s only skin deep if you fuck with people’s emotions,”

This is the best line Brett has ever written. If this is not his next song it will be mine

And if he doesn’t take Jess, I will. She is the catch out of these trainwrecks.

em | 9/10/2007, 4:46 pm EST

Jes is the bes. Lacy is just a bother and could not handle all the drama of a rock star’s life. Heather, would not be loyal.

BigJohn | 9/10/2007, 4:29 pm EST

Lacy is Bret are friends - he is keeping her on the show to keep it exciting….. Her father is some big wig at some record label.

Carol | 9/10/2007, 4:21 pm EST

Yeah, I think they should just skip to the part where Jess is chosen. She’s awesomely gorgeous, totally real, and honestly- probably too good for Bret (bless his heart) but if he’s going to pick, it should definitely, without a doubt be Jess. Is there really a competition between Jess, psycho NOT CUTE Lacy, and that old, fat, whorish Heather? PUH-LEASE!!

linda | 9/10/2007, 4:11 pm EST

I too believe jess is the girl for you. She seems to be real and honest. Heather she’s a stripper and a party girl. Please do not pick Heather…

Gina | 9/10/2007, 3:50 pm EST

JESS ALL THE WAY! WHAT IS BRET THINKING! LACY ! UGGG! UGLY WITCH LOOKING FIREBALL OF TROUBLE! SHE NEEDS TO GO! I SERIOSLY THINK IF BRET PICKS HER..HE MAY JUST BE A LITTLE NUTS TOO!
JESS, YOUR AWESOME! YOU GO GIRL!

Sarah | 9/10/2007, 3:44 pm EST

Let’s get the game over girls, and bring Jes to Bret!

Alyssa | 9/10/2007, 3:26 pm EST

Jess gots this! Hands done! She’s the only one there for the right reason. I know Bret has to see that.

jagged | 9/10/2007, 3:23 pm EST

i don’t watch this tv show, but i must say i can’t blame that brandi girl, whoever she is. just reading this article is enough to make anyone sick.

Anonymous | 9/10/2007, 3:22 pm EST

The only reason Lacey is still on the show is for ratings. It is so sad that there has to be such train wrecks out there.. and that people watch the show because of it. I fast forward through the drama junkies and actually enjoy Jess. She has a real head on her shoulders.

Sara | 9/10/2007, 3:00 pm EST

I hate Lacey, she is crazy you need to get ridof her!! I love Jess i think she is your girl! As for heather i think she just wants money and a little fame.

Anna | 9/10/2007, 2:46 pm EST

I think you should vote that heartless bitch lacey off!! She dont love you she is just using you and she is ugly i think you should go for jess

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