
It should come as no surprise that folks who rock & roll all night and party every day are less healthy than, say, soccer moms who get to bed by 10 PM and don’t use Olde English 800 as mouthwash. But does becoming a rock star doom you to death? Today, The Guardian reports that English scientists have completed a thorough study of the rock-star lifestyle and determined that once a rocker hits the charts, his/her mortality rate leaps to three times that of the average non-rocking mortal. Of the hundred rockers included in the report who died young, the average age of death was forty-two (for the Americans surveyed). Even twenty-five years into an entertainer’s career, rockers are still more likely to die than members of the general population, according to the study published in the Journal of Epidemiology and Community Health. A brief (and slighly less scientific) Web study indicates that timber cutters have the most dangerous jobs, followed by fishermen, miners, pilots, roofers, electrical power installers and people who work on farms.
Enemy of Rock: Rock Stardom
9/4/07, 6:21 pm EST
Comments
Keith Richards | 9/4/2007, 6:42 pm EST
Bollocks!
Dan | 9/4/2007, 7:21 pm EST
The English scientists need to conduct another study to determine how many rock stars are self absorbed, pompous twits who are totally in love with themselves.They throw themselves birthday parties at Las Vegas clubs and even invite the media to photograph them cause they`re convinced they`re that fascinating.
Anonymous | 9/4/2007, 10:58 pm EST
How about they just do a survey of those who do drugs on a regular basis? That seems pretty appropriate.
oblivion | 9/5/2007, 4:30 am EST
Most of them can’t even remember how old they are. What difference does it make?
Androvette | 9/5/2007, 4:40 am EST
the difference is, the whole thing is a bunch of nonsense.
oblivion | 9/5/2007, 5:29 am EST
It makes perfect sense.
thomas | 9/5/2007, 6:10 am EST
But they get to live the life they have as a Rock Star!
Grasshopper | 9/5/2007, 6:30 am EST
There´s a lesson in this for the kids; Just say no to logs!
El | 9/5/2007, 10:45 am EST
“But does becoming a rock star doom you to death?”
No. Being alive, to begin with, does that!
Jesus | 9/5/2007, 10:56 am EST
Carpentry & fishing, not a smart move…
Ragin Johnny Chubb | 9/5/2007, 12:01 pm EST
Who would have it any other way?
Matt S. | 9/5/2007, 12:05 pm EST
I live like a rock star. Troof.
Peter | 9/6/2007, 10:18 pm EST
Dear Jesus,
Yeah, but then you did that really cool “rising from the dead” trick!
ec | 9/6/2007, 10:47 pm EST
fish know depths like nobody else
Ms. Androvette | 9/7/2007, 12:22 am EST
only the river knows
ec | 9/7/2007, 12:52 am EST
i am the rivers, lakes and oceans
ec | 9/7/2007, 12:53 am EST
and i can also swim upstream
Ms. Androvette | 9/7/2007, 1:35 am EST
take your time. no rush.
Audrey | 9/15/2007, 4:41 pm EST
50cent of winner
Mate | 10/2/2007, 8:12 am EST
50 cent is king and he is best

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