I want Amy Winehouse.

Another no-talent fooling the public with her “raw, naked honesty.”

Drug addict…

I certainly hope you’re not EVEN insinuating that Rolling Stone can put a talented singer like Winehouse in the same company as Lohan or Spears. She’s on a whole ‘notha level.

Actually, Winehouse, Lohan, and Spears sounds like a good law firm.

Well, back to sleep.

Hey Who Cares?…..as opposed to which “artists” you enjoy?

What are they supposed to say besides “Please respect her privacy”?

“Please knock on her door anytime you like. She’ll be happy to interrupt her vomiting, trembling, diahrrea and other heroin-withdrawal-related ailments to smile and give revealing interviews. Thanks and God Bless”.????

RS is just bitter that they won’t have a story every 5 minutes to post about her for a few weeks.

Dear Who Cares,

You are are a deaf hump and waste of space. She is an awesome performer! Some peple are simply troubled… hopefully she’ll get her self together and we won’t lose her like we did Jimmy, Janice, Jim, or Curt…

Law firm: Cobane, Joplin, Hendrix and Morrison?

Vinegar: YOU’RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKIN’ SLAVES!

cwesleyg: You are putting Amy Winehouse in the same class as Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, and Janis Joplin. You should have an MRI because I think you must have a brain tumor the size of a small baby!

On a hotel room ledge…Policeman with blow horn on ground: Just hold on, mam; a police psychologist is coming up to talk to you. I’m here, Hal. Blowhorn: Okay. Police psyche: Mam,tell me what’s bothering you. I’m a flash in the pan, nobody’s going to remember my music or me. Why do you say that? I’m Winehouse. Oh yes,I’ve heard of you…yes…well. You see, EVEN YOU don’t think I can last; tell me, for instance, who’s your favorite aretist? police pscyhe: I love Barry Manilow. Oh, god fuck me, FUCK ME…I’m gonna jump, I’m gonna do it. No mam, don’t. You can find another career; I KNOW you can find another career. . .I, I don’t want another career. . .I. . . Hotel door swings open. Bukowski enters: What the fuck? I’m not gone 10 minutres and…Brushes past phychologist, puts out his hand…Get YOUR CRAZY ROCK AND ROLL ASS IN HERE!…She grabs Hank’s hand, comes through the window to safety.

Bukowski… Her talent is too new to tell for sure, if she will compare over the long hull. Now if she were to OD now, she could quickly achieve Legend Status… like no talent actors… James Dean, Marilyn Monroe… die young and leave a pretty corpse, and be worshiped forever.

You’re right, it is too soon to tell. But you’re wrong. James Dean only made 2 movies, and he was excellent in Rebel Without A Cause. And Marylin Monroe was not a flash in the pan. She actually had an acting career that lasted 15 years. Also, many movie historians have reexamined her acting ability and many have come to the conclusion that she was an EXCELLENT actress. She was not taken seriously because she was a such a sex symbol and posed for Playboy magazine. If you don’t beieve me, rent “Some Like It Hot” and “The Misfits.” If you can’t rent them, buy one of them at Amazon.com for $10.

Hey RS, why do hate my short stories so much? I think they should stand on their own merits, rather than cut down because of personal biases.

DESPITE WHATEVER PROBLEMS OR COMPLICATIONS AMY MAY BE FACING ,YOU CANT DENY THE FACT THAT SHE’S THE HOTTEST SHIT SINCE THE INVENTION OF THE RECORD PLAYER;YA DIG? UNBELIEVEABLE TALENT IN IT’S PUREST. SHE’S GOT SOUL AND HER LIVE SHOWS RANK AMONGST PRINCE AND JAMES BROWN…NOW….WHAT OTHER LITTLE WANNABE LIP SYNCER CAN SAY THAT ???

AMY WINEHOUSE IS AMAZING…just because she does a lil’ somethin’ somethin’ on the side does not mean that she is a no talent waste…she is probably one of the best artists of our generation even if she only puts out her current 2 albums (frank & back to black)…back to black is simply genious and if u havent listened to the entire thing, then u r retarded…listen to it and u won’t regret it

Amy Winehouse is at The Causeway Retreat on Osea Island in the UK, I just left. This place will sort her out and get her back on track. She may do some music work there also as they have a world class recording studio that a lot of artists go there for and for a little “retreat”

“This place will sort her out and get her back on track.” Yeah, right.

Who doesn’t love her?Me.And it’s genius,retard.

shes a throwback
from a forgotten era when
music was made gold.

Well,music is more valuble than gold to me. All you can do with gold is sell it to suckers,or better yet use it to prevent rust in your shit-room if you live by the ocean. And you can sell music to suckers too… Amy!

I want her too, and I’m gay.