Fuck yes.

No Dave, it’s not like the Police. The Police actually reunited with their full lineup, not just part of it.

I dont see Dallas guys!

no CT date? Even the Police came to CT

This is really gonna suck.

Open with two shows in NC and then just bitch-slap Atlanta? Who’s running the show over there, Wolfie?

See you in Toronto – Can’t wait !!!

If I remember correctly, its a 50 date tour or so, so hopefully Texas and Ct dates will show up soon…

Dying to see the photos from this press conference. Curious how Diamond Dave and Eddie look.

My guess? Probably like the two homeless guys I stepped over on my way to work.

we should all wear the “WHere is Michael Anthony?” t shirts at cafepress.com/whereismikey

They all looked great and Dave is still quick with the comebacks.
Can’t wait to see this new band.

” We Are at Our Best ” , – Which they are not – translates into ” We Will Rape You on Tickets “

Sad, very sad. But loads of people will still see it anyways.

This is just the 1st leg of the tour. There will be more dates announced.

pity can’t be done with Mike, would have made all the difference, also pity no England dates or intentions announced.

Hhmmmm….according to DLR, “this is like a brotherhood like it never was before.” And Eddie says, “None of us want to give you less than our best.” Oh yeah? Is that why Michael Anthony won’t be playing with band?

They haven’t even started the tour yet and they’re already bullshitting the public and making it sound better than it’s going to be.

Check out the band Wolfie is bringing on tour for the first slot…sound cool but are virtually unknown http://www.myspace.com/sixthroot

is there going to be any new music?

just nutted in Valerie B’s eye, get you some Eddie.

BRING MIKE BACK!

How did this sixth root band get on as the opener? That is virtually a wet dream as an unknown band…

Outstanding News!!!

this is the greatest day ever!

What about Syracuse/Buffalo, Albany or Rochester? Nothing anywhere near us? I have been waiting for this concert and now can’t even go???

Thats assuming this sixth root thing is legit and not a bad member using the big news to get people to their MySpace page

I see Dave’s already pissing Ed off with his “this is going to go on and on” comment. Expect a meltdown.

I heard on a Boston radio station that New England band Sixth root is opening for part of the tour. Unless the rumor mill has spread that far I think it is legit to say it is true…

WHAT NO WHERE NEAR ATL!!!!

Lori – think TORONTO (or move!)

Finally, I can hear Hot For Teacher live!!

PLEASE HOW ABOUT A SHOW IN DETROIT LIKE THE JOE NOT JUST THE PLACE THINK ABOUT THAT??

I watched this press conference and there was an uncomfortable, but at times playful tension up there.

Dave was Dave, and even when the questions weren’t directed at him, he would interject with his customary hyperbole and one liners.

Eddie looked uncomfortable for much of it, and didn’t speak as much as Dave (I mean, who can?). He still looked rather frail to be honest.

Wolfgang, despite the expected hype from the three remaining members, seemed unsure of himself, despite hiding behind his shades. He looked eerily out of place.

They promised the expected “Greatest Hits” set and say that the band will continue forward from this point.

At which point, I knew that this is simply destined to end badly for all.

This “reunion” is about as sincere as a Michael Vick apology.

official sites just been updated
http://www.van-halen.com
to urs gna be sick

Wise up, people…if this isn’t another publicity stunt, it’s sure to be an abortion in terms of music. Dave has sucked for the last 15+ years, and Eddie’s inclusion of his son instead of Mike Anthony shows that it’s not about reuniting, it’s about making a buck. Embarrassing, and I loved old school VH.

I heard Zac Efron and the High School Musical kids are going to open up for Van Halen. Damn this is sounding better and better each minute!

That’s the easiest instrument to play, bass guitar that is, if anything could be substituted, it’s Michael Anthony, he’s been free-riding for quite some time with the Van Halen talent. Let’s get the show on the road before they break up again! Where’s my ticket, oh yeah!

Dude, look at that guy’s chest hair. Damn.

At least Minneapolis is on there!

“Critique us harshly… We’re at the top of our game,” says DLR. Awesome! I’m too young to have seen VH in the ’80s — thus I can’t wait to see the show this fall!!!

I’ve been smiling all day just thinking about it. And like the guy at the press conference suggested, I hope that they play Me Wise Magic.

Miami or F Lauderdale ???

Don’t forget Brazil Eddie ?

Dave said this wasn’t a reunion tour, they were all looking to the future not the pasture. He said MA was part of the bands history, but this is the future. He also said this is just the beginning and they were gonna make new music and stuff. They all looked very good and happy.

Fuck this reunion!
If I aint there, it aint Van Halen.
I have nothing against Wolfie, but he hasn’t even had sex with someone other than himself yet!
And he’s gonna go on tour?
Can he play the bass?
I don’t know…does Clay Aiken like girls?
Come check out my new band “Mullet Mayhem”.
We are playing at the Hooters in Van Nuys on August 18th.

All of you cynical nay-sayers can sit on your prissy butts and wait for your precious Bob Dylan or your overrated Neil Young to grumble and wheeze out a new album of cruddy tunes that you & David Fricke can cream over…the rest of us will enjoy the return of a REAL rock and roll show in the form of VH!!!

Hey! Where’s the pics and video guys. Hurry up.

Miami….

Why did Eddie axe Michael Anthony? Or did M.A. quit? My perception was that he was the nicest of the bunch at that everyone liked him. What a shame.

Just tagged Valerie B’s ass in Eddie’s honor. What a whore!

Where is some video of the conference?! I hear it was on VH1 classic. But shouldn’t it be on youtube by now?

“Look-at-all-the-people-here-t onight…”………This is the stuff dreams are made of. The best front man in the game and the best guitarist alive. Would be nice if Mike came, but he was definitely the weakest link in the band anyway.

Michael anthony needs to be there tho, who is gunna sing the backing vocals that are so synonomous with the roth era tracks?

Whoever wrote it: this VH tour isn’t about cash; it’s about their legacy.

DLR’s been hungry for this for YEARS!! And Ed has a lot to prove after VH III and the drunken Van Hagar tour a few years ago.

VH used to be considered the American Led Zep, the coolest band on the planet. I got the feeling from the press conference today that these guys are serious — not like the Eagles, or whoever.

We all know that is a money spinner, but hell, it VH, albeit with Wolfie.

Hey, I’ll get suckered into all the hype —- they’ll take my money and run and I’ll forget all about their lost promises for a coupla hours and watch Eddie open it up and gaze at David’s crotch.

I’m not that good

3 things DLR can’t see because of his enormous ego: 1. The Police were always bigger than VH 2. The Police never toyed with their fan base; they didn’t start-stop-start-stop and continuously yank their fans’ chain 3. Guaranteed The Police will at least double VH’s gross intake

PREDICTION: this tour will last just as long as DLR’s pathetic talk radio career… 4 sad months before they’re at each other’s throat

Mr Roth sure likes to give me back massages before a gig!

Roth did a solo show in Ontario 2 years ago and he played all the best Van Halen songs. He was awesome – true VH fans will not be dissappointed…

Sweet, can’t believe it, cynics go away, let us that have the loyalty/awesome memories of VH/DLR be.

BTW they look awesome, just saw a photo of them and they are in top shape.

Wolfie needs to work out tho.

I predict this tour will derail on October 18th in Chicago when Dave puts out his hip in a feeble attempt at a round-house. Gary Cherone will be called in to replace Dave and Eddie will fall off the wagon and somewhere in Cabo, Sammy will be rolling on the ground laughing his ass off. Saddest of all I predict that on Saturday August 18th I’ll be lined up at a Ticket Master with $120.00 for a ticket.

Has anyone heard of the opening acts besides this sixth root band from Boston?

They are from NH not Boston

The police were horrible, and shouldn’t even be mentioned in the same breath as VH. VH is america’s ulitmate band, and the only other band that i would put them in the same catagory with is Zepplin.

Zeppelin, Van Halen, Metallica.

Welcome back Dave !!
Now, let’s rock!!!!!

JoJo,
written like a true sycophant

Mike A should be on board! Backing tracks aren’t gonna cut it for the harmonies. I’ll boo if that rumor is true!…DLR will be fun, though like a bad comedian, he needs to have some fresh material for this tour. The “low drag, high speed” or “shine up my Keith Richards Merit badge”, “VH is like a brand name like Nike, McDonalds” all that, which he delivers time & time again, each time selling it with that freaked out grin, & laughing at his own jokes….I like that he’s really a freak! doesn’t seem to get some poke fun at him, or doesn’t care. It’ll be interesting….does it matter Mike A is friends with Sammy, & his hot sauce tastes good with the Tequila? Lighten up EVH.

No matter what this is a joke for two reasons. One, Dave cant sing anymore, and two, Ed cant play anymore. Anyone who has followed these two artists over the last several years will agree and if you dont you are a just blind( and deaf) fan. Anyone who saw the horrendous attempt by Ed to demonstrate his new gear at NAMM will be cringing at the thought of this one time great player getting up stage and ruining some of the greatest riffs and solos ever written with his freakin wah wah pedal and Fernandes sustainer…UGGH, Im going to be sick!!

At least they’ve been rehearsing, which, judging from what I heard of the opening Police shows…Sting and co. didn’t bother aside from those warmup shows.

Can Van Halen be the next R.S.cover story please ???? No more no talent covers! (Like the current cover or Bob Dylan again).

HOW BOUT VAL ON TOUR WITH VH
LOL

Is Bea Arthur part of this tour?

Police=sting=one name idol=cher…in it for the money with that synthesizer crap.

oh man, this is great. i love the guys taking up for van halen. i can picture them now in their gym shorts and neon green tank tops doing some one finger typing at their public “libary” wearing those multi colored visor sunglasses. whoo, go van halen!

Whats with all of the Police brutality? At least they did a real show with the original members, nothing against Wolfie, but any true VH fan knows that Mike was a HUGE part of their DLR era sound, nuff said.

Where’s the BEEF?
“You can trust me…” – Joe Isuzu or DLR?

Yeah, I wanna hear a bass solo, please, bass solo.

I would rather see the Osmond Reunion Tour, Van Halen sucks and I will stay away from the arena when they come to town. My god, what type of people would actually pay money to see this crap?

Thier pick for opening act is not unexpected… Do you remember the opening band for the 1984 tour?? It was some 3 piece band called Great Balls of Fire or some sh%$t like that – atleast in Houston.

I get a kick out of the chronic Eddie bashers; they are everywhere this time! Hatred stems from jealousy and jealousy is just a dissatisfaction with one’s self.

Eddie will be on target this tour, he’s one of the best and always will be. Eddie’s been a fine guitarist in the past few years, sure experimental, but he’s an artist, that’s what they do.

I couldn’t be more psyched!

I love the Police but I’m not blind or deaf enough to deny the first few shows were awful. And everyone was touching themselves over that tour.

Will the VH tour be a trainwreck? Totally, 100%. Will I be the first in line to see? Absolutely.

Roth is a great character, & I wish it were 10 yrs earlier, he hasn’t pulled off his signature vocal scream in the studio in years. He doesn’t attempt it. He’s a shell of himself, & looks like a middle aged Soccer Dad. Low Speed, high drag. But i’ll go!

Evan’s Mom,
I guess your into that slick hip hop that is booming out your car today. I also imagine the people you hang around, standing there with a fourty and their pants down to their knees

You suck Van Halen! I hope you never see the stage, crybaby, ego-driven trash. Aweful stuff all around.

“I can describe Wolfie in two words,” Alex said. “DNA.”

Huh?

Alex; “Two words, DNA!”
Well, you know, it’s Alex, you know…

Oh, who gives two craps about this ?

Don’t sleep in the same bed as your uncle Dave or you will end up walking funny the next morning! Have a fun tour Wolfie.

EVH is always lovey dovey before the new album, tour. “I’m sober, have never hit on all cylinders with a singer” all that. Then what happens? Anthony was foolish enough to remain friends with Sammy. those harmonies are/were a major factor in the VH sound. Like the Hardrock BeachBoyz! Now, a tape of him, Millie Vanilli Style. Booo!

I have always admired this band, even thru it all. They will in my best guess come out and stomp the naysayers. I fully expect a rock spectacle indeed. Way to go boys.
Huge Kudos…

Hey Wolfie-
You could have lived off of daddy’s money- Thanks for stealing my job you little fucking prick!!!!

They look like two queers.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

this is going to be the greatest train wreck ever. i cant wait to se the show

I’ll help finsh out the tour when, and I mean when Ed gets sick of Dave…by the third date!

Yea..that picture looks like the cover of “The Bidcage”

I heard The Police are opening for Van Halen with JoJo on vocals

Wolfie do not pack too much…I get tired carrying all of your bags up those stairs.

Thank God they finally got rid of Michael Anthony. Two words: Bass Solo.

And hey, RS, where are the advertised photos and video from announcement?

The two love birds Eddie and Dave have kissed and made up. Ohh ain’t that cute! Now they share a common goal: rob you blind of your hard earned cash to hear them play crap from 20+ years ago. Don’t expect the same energy. They’re looking to cash in.

****VAN HALEN SUCKS*****
get over it losers

I know i could do a better job singing for the Police than that no shoe wearing wanker Sting.

This comment function need a tard filter.

Looks like all the internet’s most intelligent blog-posters post right here on our very own rollingstone.com –holy crap!

Well good, I wish the guys luck, this tour will rock the Continent like nothing has in years

Welcome to the 80’s people! Now move on!

Now I have only one concern,… how the hell do I get tickets….

THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!
Way to go VAN HALEN, finally! I don’t care what anyone says this is rock histiry and I for one am ON FIRE YA! I’M ON FIRE YA!!!! Mike Anthony please come to the table we miss ya! Man would be great to hear MEAN STREETS in its entire-ty!

To all you d-heads who are trashing this reunion. Why the hell are you here reading about a Van Halen Reunion then? Fuck off and go read about Stink/Police are whatever else limp wristed band you follow.

Has anyone seen the prices of these tickets?

NH or Boston? Fucking morons. VH is from L.A.

odds that any of these tour dates will actually happen – 1:237

odds that all of them will happen – 1:1,642

odds that mike anthony, hagar, and (fuck it, even) sharone jump the band in a dark parking lot – 1:2

What a horrible thing to do to Wolfie, Ed. Building him up like that. Imagine the pressure he’s going to be under to perform. This isn’t just a garage band and he looks like he’d rather be at home with his stamp collection anyway.

why the police comparison? ain’t no comparison…vh will blow them away like they always have – 3/4 or not…the police…please…zzzzzzzzzzzz …

I think Wolfie might have eaten Michael Anthony. The kid is gigantic!

Come to Des Moines goddamnit! Iowa loves VH too!

Hey Rolling Stone…It Calgary, Alberta…not Alberta, Calgary eh?

The tour starts in September….shouldn’t Wolfgang be in school??

Miami or FrtLauderdale

WHY THE FUCK NOT TEXAS?

Hey T-Love…Have you seen Wolfie’s grades?

great

great

great

Watch the Van Halen video “Unchained US Festival” on YouTube,………. that’s not how it’s gonna be. But hell YEAH!!!!

EDDIE / DAVE

Qwest Center Omaha Please!!!!!

I saw ‘em about a dozen times in the late 70s and early 80s. I prefer to keep my memories intact and will be passing on this. Nevetheless, I wish them the best of luck…

I saw ‘em about a dozen times in the late 70s and early 80s. I prefer to keep my memories intact and will be passing on this. Nevetheless, I wish them the best of luck…

Come check out my band “Sucking Out Loud” at the Holiday Inn Express in Barstow tonight!
We are doing 2 sets; one of Extreme hits and the second all my hit s with Van Halen.
The show is only about 15 minutes long, but drinks are 1/2 price!

What’s this? A band that had maybe 3 decent lps a couple of decades ago are back? So What…
Good guitar player who is boring as hell…ever heard of a riff Eddie?

FUCK FUCK FUCK YES.

“…No Dave, it’s not like the Police. The Police actually reunited with their full lineup, not just part of it….”

UH HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND??!

DAVE AND ED HAVING A LAFF AND FUCKING AROUND IS LIGHT YEARS AWAY FROM WATCHING/SLEEPING TO THE BASTARD POLICE… AW YEAH. !!!

i ask you… watch DAVE, or watch Sting – which would you prefer?!!

me too … NO contest.

Mark…I hate you!

Damn, doesn’t Valerie have any extra Jenny Craig meals for Wolfie???

That kid is a walking heart attack.

If “MEAN WISE MAGIC” is any indication of the “right stuff” still left in the tank, then I’m chippin’ in for a full tank!

I wonder if Alex Van Halen is going to take a half-hour drum solo at every show. You know, the one where he plays sythetic drums and turns on the echo so it seems like he is the fastest drummer ever. Craptastic!
Or maybe Eddie will play the same guitar solo that he has played 10,000 times, boy that never gets old! Can’t wait, how much are the tickets $500 a pop.

There it is!

VAN HALEN 4.0

Ted Templeton Call Me! I got a hit song.

Matt Wales

nothing in the south!!! not new orleans or dallas? the closest to me is chicago. pooh.

SLAYER!
SLAYER!
SLAYER!

its about dang time!!..to all the naysayers…go listen to your snoop doggie style..he he…this could be interesting if they pull off a good tour..when van halen first came out with the first album…it was awesome…i give sammy his due, but i prefer the original sound..just glad they are doing this now before i forgot what i liked about van halen…time for a reunion keg party now..woohoo!!

The American Led Zeppelin?
Not now, not then, not ever.

no Hartford dates…dang…hope they will be spinning off a live album

Hope Dave opens up with..”Look at all the people here to-night!!! I say..I say!!!”

Awww, they just want to get on the cover of Rolling Stone.

a show in jacksonville,fl. would be kickass,(please).

For all of you mullet-wearing southern rednecks, don’t worry, VH is on the way.

You’re their bread and butter, they won’t forget about y’all. Who do you think DLR was referencing when he mentioned…”blasting out the back of a pickup in the Burger King drive-thru???”

F all you nay-sayer/sammy hasbeen fans. These guys look amazing. Make nooooo mistake about it, they are reading your nasty blogs and they will f’ng show every one of you! They are gonna kick all your mofo asses with the best concert yet (though I do miss Mikey) Nuff said.

F all you nay-sayer/sammy hasbeen fans. These guys look amazing. Make nooooo mistake about it, they are reading your nasty blogs and they will f’ng show every one of you! They are gonna kick all your mofo asses with the best concert yet (though I do miss Mikey) Nuff said.

hell you’re playing gb,north carolina,how about tallahassee,fl.That would be great.

Has Ed seen Junior’s grades?

4 the FULL VH VIDEO go to http://www.g4tv.com it rocks.

David Lee Roth upstages me again!

Bastard!

«Have you seen Wolfie’s grades?» – says Dave looking at Ed

KICK ASS!

SEE YOU GUYS IN TORONTO!

now just to find someone to go with me and spend a tone on seats…

Here we go, how about Motley Crue opening up for Van Halen.The rock concert of this century(anywhere in florida).

San Antonio, San Antonio (said in Ted Nugent fashion)! Got to have some Texas dates you fuckers!!!!!!

Next cover is ?????

everybody wants some! we want some too! – Bell Centre

Im stuck in north Florida when I should be on the west coast (this sucks).

«…saving the world is Bono’s job» – Diamond Dave

Damn, wolfie looks like he ate Sammy and Mike Both

hey what’s up they got to play detroit we rock and van halen will rock again !!!!!

It looks like Eddie had a little work done. He looks like he belongs in a wax museum. Rehab or facelift?

It looks like Eddie had a little work done. He looks like he belongs in a wax museum. Rehab or facelift?

It looks like Eddie had a little work done. He looks like he belongs in a wax museum. Rehab or facelift?

I know they will not come all the way down to Mexico, but hey, some dates in Texas please!!!!, SAn Antonio, Houston maybe!!!!

The stars have truely alined. They truely are like a classic 78″Trans Am “PIMPED OUT” and made brand new all over agian. DIAMOND DAVE looks like a million dollars, and the classic stand up comedy, that is signature DAVE TV. I currently live in Charlotte, BOB CATS arena is amazing. I cann’t wait for this. CNN is covering this deal that’s how big it is. Every media source in the entire free world will be in Charlotte NC on sept. 29th. How long has it been since you camped out for tickets? Well get ready to relive 1984 right down to the very last detail, if you want a seat for this gig. I have a feeling their going to be booking staduims next summer with bands like Breaking Benjamin, kings of queeron, etc. etc. in an all day music festival. KEEP IT REAL WITH THE ROTHBAND, and good luck being able to buy a ticket.

if this was 1992 i’d be thrilled.

shit I thought it was 1992.

Sorry, but it won’t last, just like the last reunion tour, the Cherone-era, the Hagar era, and so on…

Fuck all you negative bullshitters!

Release and play Bullethead in concert and all is forgiven… unless there isn’t a 2nd leg of the tour. I’m from FLA and have traveled 800miles to see them in West Virginia in 1984, and traveled 200 miles to see DLR in a Bar with 200 people in Orlando in the late 90s, but I’m not going out of this state to see this band. How they can screw Dallas/Atlanta/FLA fans like this is beyond me… if they truly care about their fans, they will stay together and do a 2nd leg…Miami is beautiful in Feb. To those slamming Wolfie: Leave the kid alone…and to Dave: don’t interrupt Eddie when he tries to speak & being stoned on stage used to be cool in the 80’s, but it’s not at $163 a show in the 21st century.
Check out the Nov 1982 Life magazine when they covered the band during a Detroit show. They were for sure at the top of their game then. I’m in the 1st pic and so is one of the many Megadeth drummers (Chuck Behler is right in the front row below Dave). Here is what the cover looks like
http://www.life.com/Life /cover_search/view?coverkeywor d=&startMonth=1&startYear=1982 &endMonth=12&endYear=1982&page Number=1&indexNumber=10

Opening gigs here I come! Hope to score some seats way up front. I have been waiting 20 years for this…
TJN
PS: Ed, leave the keyboards at home! Your solo in Denver 2004 SUCKED and you OWE US!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This tour is actually for Wolfie…to make him loose weight.!

this is gonna be so awesome, i cant wait for the new album, probably some of the best music in years will come out of that album!

SHEESH… THESE VH BASHERS.WILL THIS TOUR BE 1981? HELL NO, BUT IT WILL BE 100 TIMES BETTER THAN THE SLOP BEING PASSED OFF AS ROCK IN THE LAST 10 YEARS , IDIOTS.

Most of losers taking shots at VH are White Stripes fans!! Remember the same magizine that ranked Jack Black ahead of Eddie Van Halen in the top 100 guitaists of all time! Gimme a fuckin’ break!

I was born the year that OU812 came out… I’m psyched! Finally some real music.

hey VH… we’re looking for a halftime act for SUPER BOWL XLII… give us a call. http://www.DonMischerProductions.com

It’s incredible how the new VH site looks… the minute the wet dog was taken out of the picture they all look like a rock n roll band again.

But looks are not everything when you are over 50. I just hope they can really play and make it all exciting.

have fun all.

Van Halen is NOT Tourin in Texas! Why not! please tour anywhere in Texas Van Halen!

The train wreck entertainment value of Eddie and Dave together again will be worth the ticket price.

The VH brothers seem to have given up making albums on a regular basis. They don’t seem to have anything left in the tank, because if they did, they would have made at least 2 albums since VH III.

At least they’re talking about developing a new synergy with Wolfgang playing bass, and maybe it’s going to get Eddie’s creative juices going again. I’m not holding my breath though.

Like the KISS reunion tour of 1996, they’ll blow their wad with the initial rush of hype and energy of the novelty of it all and then go back to being a bunch of old men using their couple of past hit albums as crutches. I hope I’m wrong though.

I wonder if Dave is going to wear the fucktard for this tour.

Dave’s comment about The Police was not a cut on them…his point was that this is not a one tour reunion (like the Police), it is a longer term thing.

how exciting! and in ten years i’ll be first in line to buy tix for the Blink 182 reunion!

wolfie is the main reason why this is happening

Another bad ist going down the drain and is selling out ;-((

eds love for his son will keep the peace with the band

as much as i would like mike to be in the line up this band has always been about change whether through the music or members

Wooohooo!!!

where’s the las vegas date?

I’d be upset about MA, I know his backing vox make the band…

…except I know for a fact his backing vocals on the 2004 tour were canned. They can can Wolfie’s backing vocals and I’ll pretend I don’t know the difference just like I did last time.

No disrespect to Mikey but uh, the kids last name is “Van Halen”…give him a chance, eh?

Oops! Tour Off. Diamond Dave introduced Eddie as Edward!

Looks like Diamond Dave has still got a bad case of L.S.D.(Lead Singer Disease) and the tour has yet to begin. Yet, “Meet us in the future not the pasture” means that Diamond Dave has still got it, but how many years has he been waiting to say that.

Fuck yeah!!!

VAN HALEN ROCKS!!!!

EVH IS THE BEST!

Can’t wait to see VH, but also going to see Sammy and Mikey in October!

I give this until November before it all implodes. The music will be great, but how long will the Van Halen clan put up with Dave?

I just hope they’re writting new songs !
I want a new record !

I will be at the CHARLOTTE show with my wife. I want to bring my 2 daughters but TKT PRICES are going to be CRAZY, I’m sure. I’ve waited for this tour for 2 decades, and I will have great seats no matter what, but Given the fact the 1st show that these guy’s have done in over 20 yrs it’s going to be madness even getting a TICKET. I’m hearing $250-$500 depending on what you want. The whole backstage package is avialable to those who are willing to spend a couple grand getting 2 people in.GOOD LCUK WITH EVEN GETTING TICKET PERIOD…..

All dutch fans welcome the new
!**** Van Halen ****! Can’t wait to see you all in the Netherlands..

Valerie B gives good head!

To all those who think VH sucks…why read/post anything about them? To those of us who have been waiting for this for….crap,… decades! SEE YOU AT THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Now if we can just get Rage to reunite and dump that loser from soundgarden or wherever, all will be right with the (music) world.

Mikey had the Jack Daniels bass solo,welcome my friends to wolfies Big Mac solo.Supersize me!

To hell with all you people making negative comments! This is awesome! I think all the guys look great! I can’t freakin’ wait! I also have been waiting since ‘84 for this to happen. The only thing I can bitch about is what the south? We’ve been pretty good to you guys, please come down to Houston! Rock on Van Halen!

Hey Ed and Al. I am soooooo sorry about this Sammy thing. Please let me back in the band. Sammy’s tequila sucks Bigtime!!!!!!!!

FINALLY!!! The REAL VH!!!

FINALLY!!! The REAL VH!!!

FINALLY!!! The REAL VH!!!

Hey Ed, if you need a singer when this sh*t implodes after the 3rd show give me a call, love your musical soulmate, Gary. (Remember that soulmate sh*t Ed??)

I’ll be smilin’ again…

I think that this might just work, this time. Good to see that Ed’s happy. Seems like the boys are in the right frame of mind & know what needs to be done, to keep momentum. I await a new record &, hopefully, a European Tour!

Van Halen Cover Story!!!!

Is it too late to join the band? I see all this publicity surrounding this VH tour and now I wish I were involved. I’m sorry guys. Please let me in the band, c’mon.

What choo talkin ’bout, david???

Oh God. Here we go again with the “brotherhood” stuff. We heard it about Sammy, we heard it about Cherone… Roth is still as obnoxious as ever…
without Anthony beware of canned/pre-recorded backing vocals being used.. I think that is what they have done for the keyboard parts the past few tours. I want to see people play and sing live, no backing tracks please!…

keyboard parts for the past few tours weren’t pre-recorded, they were played backstage by Alan “Fitz” Gerald of Night Ranger, which is lame. Put him out where people can see him.

Actually I thought Dave sounded way more humble than I’d ever heard him before. Which isn’t the same as saying he sounded HUMBLE…just MORE humble.

Are we going to have to sit through some Roth bullshit sword/karate display? The only thing I can hope for is that in his middle ages, David Lee Roth decides to dawn a jumpsuit again and dress like Dr. Rockso

Ok, without Michael Anthony this isn’t cool. Look at who was at the Rock and Roll Hall of “Lame” representing VH, Michael…the ONLY original member that showed up. Props to Sammy too for having class and being there. They should cal it “Doing It For The Money Before We Get Too Old Or Die Tour.” Why am I b**ching? Of course I’ll be there!

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I wish I could take them at their word, that they have brotherly love towards each other. Roth has a tendency of annoying the hell out of bandmates and Eddie has a tendency to return to a drunken stupor while on-stage, and god knows what else he was hooked on. But I will be buying tickets this weekend so I hope this time they can stick it out. But I’m willing to forgive them for now. God bless.

OMG I am stoked! VH baby!! The world finally begins to rotate again.
Will miss Mikey, but dang Diamond Dave and Eddie…Hamburger and Fies, Hot Dog an a Shake, Rock and roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All this brotherhood stuff they talk about everytime they change the line-up. they have to package themselves to sell tickets. its not another band at that age c’mon no record company is going to sign a bunch of 45+ year old “rockers” rock and roll is young energy. legacy touring is another, just big business and retirment plans. and its a product. this is just a legacy tour, they proved they could do it 25 years ago thats why there doing it today. but five guys from muncie indiana around 50 yrs of age are not going to be signed to an arena tour. theres no new album or music. and sure its fun, but its for the money..

Yeah but VH is so welcomed. With today’s BS music, cmon. VH is like comfort food for my soul. Dated or not.

Someone ask Dave is Eddie’s wiener is still crooked.

Hey chubbs, you owe me, BIG! You know kinda like you.

Yes. Eddie’s still crooked to the left. Yes. It still tastes like crack and Heineken. But the rent is due and Rogaine ain’t cheap. You gotta do what ya gotta do.

hey i thought van halen was goin on a 50 date tour but how come on every website i got to its only 25!!! I NEED!!! THEM TO COME TO FLORIDA!!! anywhere in florida every concert i go to is always far from where i live and my dad really doesnt mind drivin to go see em so where the hell is the other 25 dates?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Dear kid in Florida,
We left off the other 25 just in case Dave becomes a pain in the ass we’re not locked in to the second half of the tour. Hopes are that his Ritalin will be in before the tour starts. We’ll post more dates as they come. In the mean time have fun jackin’ it to 1984.
Your Pal,
Ed

Guess I’ll be driving to Charlotte or Indy!!! Whassamatta boys, don’t you like the south no more? Nashville still has Gruhn’s guitars one of Ed’s hang outs… Just imagine DLR and Eddie’s Frankenstrat screaming out the brown sound at the Ryman Auditorium. Oh hell yes, I have to go touch myself.

What the hell is Alex talking about? Explaining Wolfie by sayiing, “D.N.A.” What does that stand for Donuts, Nutrageous bars, and Asthma. I heard there’s a rider on their contract that Wolfie gets all the brown M&Ms.

Yeah nothing like seeing an aging Diamond Dave wearing his spandex pants to show off his wrinkling dong. Can’t wait for that. Yeah.

Hey, Hey. It’s Diamond Dave here. I’ll be wearing my ass-less chaps on this tour. It’s easier access for my colostomy bag. Man, I’m an old fart.

Please guys let me back in the band!! I’ve been practicing in front of my mom’s mirror. Sammy comes over and we play air guitar to 0U812. I can do it I swear!

That is weird about the opening band being an unknown. I think they are just trying to show support to some up and coming acts which is cool. I heard that
http://www.myspace.com/insidem oves

was doing the shows in Indy and
Cleveland.

It looks like Ann Wilson from Heart is playing bass for VH. You sure that’s Wolfy.

It looks like Ann Wilson from Heart is playing bass for VH. You sure that’s Wolfy.

I screwed up their link

http://www.myspace.com /insidemoves

http://www.myspace.com/insidemoves

wonder if ed’s giving wolf %25 cut like he made mikey give up in ‘04.

I can’t believe Inside Moves is opening in Cleveland!! Their guitar player really gets me going!

I think Wolfie is pretty awesome.

Me, too. I just had a birthday and this is a great present. The guitar player is hot, but sort of stuck up. I sent him a care package and got no response. I’ll stalk his ass down in Cleveland. I will not be denied!

I hope Eddie’s cum tastes better now that he is off the booze and crack pipe.

I used to worship Eddie but ever since he gave my boyfriend Gary the herps, I can’t support him any longer.

I like poop. Where’s my helmet, walls hurt me head. Brrrrrrrrr.

Nuno, you better be joking. I just chugged Cherone’s jizz at the back of Wal-Mart when we got off our shift Saturday night. He was talking about getting a band together and got me hot. If I get the herps, I am gonna kick some butt.

I’M GONNA RIDE MY NEW SKOOTER TO THE CONCERT

I’M GONNA RIDE MY NEW SKOOTER TO THE CONCERT

I got the herps from Tommy Lee, who got from Valerie.

I heard the only reason Dave and his crap bag are back in the band is to help Eddie find his BROWN sound again.

Watch it Vai. I will tell everyone how I caught you and Gregg Bisonnette spanking it to a Ralph Macchio picture. Wax on Wax off my ass, Mr. Meeyagee. I’ll tell everyone how CC DeVille played your parts in Crossroads and on my albums. Go blow David Coverdale and leave me and Eddie alone you hag. We are soul mates….again.

They should tour with Melencamp.

After I designed the logo for the Cabo Wabo Club & VanHalen/Sammy Hagar screwed me just like they did to David Lee & now to Michael Anthony. Loyalty and Honesty are not in the VanHalen vocabulary.

Really why is this being called a reunion. It’s not it’s the forth line-up of Van Halen, not a reunion. I guess it’s cool that Dave is singing with them again, but really I would rather see another Sammy tour. Or even better a Gary tour. Don’t know what the big deal is, it’s not like Steve Perry’s back with Journey. Wake up Mullets, and smell the stale beer.

What’s the difference between Poison, Ratt, Rolling Stones or anybody else having “Reunion Tours”. They still kick ace and can’t wait to see them. Better than the new crap bands & screamo emo out there.

THAT’S RIGHT LITTLE SHEEP… follow my “band” NO matter how much I $hit on you. I treat bandmates, business partners, and endorsing companies like crap so what do you think you really mean to me in the grand scheme of things?

VH$VH$VH$VH$VH$VH$VH$VH$VH $VH$VH$

All I care about is that you fork over you hard-earned cash for rehashed songs that I’ve already been making millions off of since the early 80s. I need to pay alimony now because even my wife has had enough of my bull$hit and my Lambourghinis are expensive to maintain, so while you’re at it, why not pick up one of my $25,000 piece of $hit guitars.

VH$VH$VH$VH$VH$VH$VH$VH$VH $VH$VH$

Can’t afford my replica Frankencrap, why not pick up a “cheap” Charvel for a cool $3K? And you really can’t get that “brown sound” (man I really am full of it… even my sound is brown) without my patent drop-D tuna or my MXR Phase 90.

That’s right, play it safe and be my clone. Don’t venture out and try to find your own sound. Gee, why should you, I haven’t since 1985.

Love,
Eddie Van Halen
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Van Halen needs to come to Texas! Please Van Halen! You are going to make me have to convince my mom to fly somewhere so we can watch the show! PLEASE come to Texas!

RE:
DLR | 8/14/2007, 4:32 pm EST
What the hell is Alex talking about? Explaining Wolfie by saying, “D.N.A.”
BILL N: ALEX WAS ACTUALLY A GENIUS FOR SAYING THIS. DNA means he is genetically awesome because of the VH musical family genes. He made this quote even better by saying “2 words, DNA”. Most uneducated people would assume that Alex is an idiot because there are 3 letters in DNA but it is called deoxyribonucleic acid (2 words)…this is a Yogi Berraish type line.

VH is back and I for one, am very excited about the latest headlines.
Too many people have been so caught up in the he said/ she said shit, that it seems that everyone is too concerned with the “alleged” fueds and who is in the right, within the band. There is ALWAYS two sides to every story, and furthermore, who really gives a rat’s ass. It has always been about the music to me. Rather than remain caught up in the little school girl bitch gossip, open your ears and listen to the magic that will always be Van Halen, no matter who has the mic or the bass. There has always been an element of chemistry, no matter who or what. I loved the Dave years, the Sammy years, and even liked the Cherone tracks(although it was far from either of the previous sounds we came to know.) I don’t think the band has ever been about what “WE” think or want. I believe that Ed, Alex, Mike, Dave, Sam, Gary, and now Wolfie have gone about THEIR business, which is THEIR business, exactly the way they have wanted. They are all artists in their own respects. They are not our entertainment puppets or sounding boards for positivity, acceptance, or the legions of negaholics.(Go check yourselves into rehab for that!) With an open mind, I am very anxious to hear the new kid wonder and old Diamond Dave back in the line up. It isn’t what we were familiar with several decades ago, or even five years ago, but the band will always remain under one name: VAN HALEN!!

who cares about this—i already saw the best two live bands this summer and feel none can do better Heaven And Hell San Jose–Tickets Were Reasonable; and Rush Wgite River Ampitheatre and Clark County Fairgrounds—-after that there can be no match ever period.. But of course you all will fork up your monies for these egomaniacal rocks stars who care less about there so called family and band member let alone fans..
Save your money–See Heaven and Hell Or Rush

Bill Nye-Are you kidding me? Did you read the rest of the comment? It’s a goof. Pull your head out of your smelly arse. Tard.

It will actually be cool seeing these guys onstage again, meaning dlr and evh side by side again. as in NOT SAMMYS VOICE but DAVID LEE ROTHS!! and of course wolfie.

It will also be interesting to see the interactions of eddie and his son on stage for the first time.

holy shit/

I can’t wait. We’re gonna rock the house! Hey, what the….?

its just like the KISS re-union,everyone was dissing them and bitching that they would suck and I shelled out some big bucks to see that show and it was worth evey penny as I am sure this will be too,been waiting 20 years 4 it and I am sure it will be the biggest tour of the year and I am hoping to be there 4 it if I can scrape up the nearly five hundred it will cost 4 decent seats…..

SET LIST NEWS
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Wolfgang’s changed the set list and picked the following songs:

Ice Cream Man,
Somebody Get me a Doctor Pepper,
Outta food Again,
House of Pain-cakes,
Runnin’ with the Devildog,
Hot for Tamales,
The Full Burger,
Ain’t Talkin Bout Dovebars,
Light Up the Ham on Rye,
Me Wise (Potato Chip) Magic,
You Really Got Me Hungry

Possible Sammy tunes:
Poundcake,
Mine all mine,
In ‘n’ Out Burgers,
Up for Breakfast

I’m glad to see Eddie and Dave together. When did that last happen? 1984. Ring a bell? Dave took Eddie’s licks and wrote some lyrics and they sold over 10 million copies. Wonder if they can even begin to do what they used to do…. sure hope so.

DIAMOND DAVE is back on top, and once again the reigning HEAVEY WEIGHT CHAMPION of ROCK-N-ROLL. They are truely the biggest badest band in the land right now, just like when he left in 1984. Just like when he rejoined them briefly n 1996. When they get together the entire world dropes everything they are doing to see every little detail, of the ongoing VAN HALEN saga.They truley are in a league all their own, and I include every member past, and present in that. Few acts ever grab the attention of the world (not just rock fans)like this. The BEATLES, ELVIS, WOODSTOCK, etc. Unlike those mentioned these guy’s are far from history. KEEP IT REAL WITH THE ROTHBAND BABY!!!!!!

Is Van Halen going to ever come to Australia. They only came to Australia in 1998 with Gary Cherone

Love ‘em or hate ‘em, VH blogs always have the most hits! Me? I’m looking forward to this reunion.

Hey Bukowski I miss your articles in High Times!!!

This tour will be great!! If you don’t care much about vocals…

COME TO ATLANTA!!! NOOOOOO PLEASE COME!!! YOU CANT GO ALL AROUND US WITHOUT ATLANTA!!! COME HERE YOUR WELCOME!!!

holyfuck! you guys are closing in Calgary.

my dream has come true. it will be a packed house. im buying 30 tickets for friends jesus fuuuck. im so damn happy. i love you van halen.

check it off on things i wanted to accomplish in my life

1.See Van Halen Live

i hope i can make it this time around!

Please, please, PLEASE come to Florida! Please, please, PLEASE keep it together because I have been waiting 22 fucking YEARS for this! Please announce the rest of the dates soon!

And thank you, thank you, THANK YOU! May you all enjoy a renewed energy and passion to rock the world like only you can do. Be well, and be happy. And Rock our asses off!

Lisa in Florida

I am excited beyond belief to be flying to NC for the VERY first show in VIP 5-star F1 section with backstage tour and pre-concert party. This is why I spent hundreds of sleepless nights tirelessly working my butt through college. And just in case the tour falls apart halfway through, I will have seen my boys. This will be three generations of Van Halens for me, as I saw Ed & Alex’s dad on May 10, 1984, at the Cow Palace in San Francisco. Now to get to see Wolfie will be very special.

And Ed’s solo … heaven on earth.

Looking forward to a kick-butt show,
Angela (front row fan)

Remind me why Alex, Wolfie and Eddie were even *at* that press conference, given they could barely get a word in ?!

This might be a half-decent tour if somebody can gaffer-tape Dave’s stupid mouth shut … he sounds like a caffeine-jagged FM-station DJ.

Whaaaaaat? No HOUSTON,TX. date?

Does anyone know if Van Halen are coming to Australia?

sixth root rocks!

why aren’t they coming to salt lake?!!! come on you dumb dicks get your asses over here!!
vh rules!!

Remember Van Halen, Saint Louis is the city of Sammy Hagar. It will be interesting to see what kind of reception you will get when you make a stop in Sammytown.
I think it stinks how they shunned Sammy & Mike Anthony. VH, I will not support your so called reunion farce. It reminds me of when I went to my High School reunion & found it a waste of time and money.
Go see Sammy & The Wabos with Mike & drink has excellent mas Cabo Wabo. A fan from Saint Louis.

what the hell, who goes on tour and doesn’t come to Texas. come on VH!

what the hell, who goes on tour and doesn’t come to Texas. come on VH!

please please come somewhere in texas!

I HAVE BEEN A LIFE LONG VAN HALEN FAN. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A NEW ALBUM AND A REUNION FOR 22 YEARS… THOSE OF YOU WHO THINK THAT THIS BAND IS A LITTLE RUSTY, THAT MAYBE DAVE CAN’T HOLD HIS OWN ANYMORE..HERE’S A LITTLE TID BIT.. VAN HALEN, EVEN IF THEY MIGHT BE RUSTY(and that’s a big if)WILL STILL WIPE THE FLOOR WITH ANY BAND PUTTING MUSIC OUT TODAY. AND THAT’S A FACT. AND IF ANYONE DISAGREES WITH THAT THEN CHECK OUT THE SHOW AND LET VAN HALEN TAKE YOU TO SCHOOL….NOT A SURMON, JUST A FACT

Does anyone know how big the tour is going to be? It’s going to be the Tour Of The Decade.

what a disgrace. no mike anthony. he was never my favorite but c’mon. VH should look up the meaning of the word reunion. Waiting for a Misfits reunion. Now that I would pay to see. This joke not so much.

Even though Dave has lost his voice, he’s a living legend. I wonder how Wolfie is gonna cover Mike’s high harmonies. That’s a must to sound like old Van Halen. Van Hagar is not Van Halen and neither is Wolf Halen. Regardless, I will be there.

surprised this hasnt fell thru yet, but if it has ed wont tell. cost him a fortune to back out now. they’d be clear of everything allright, clear channel would give them a root canal up the zoo hole.

I have been waiting my entire life for this reunion, and I think that this never gonna happen. Not only the VH have a new generation on this music, my two sons actually listen the legacy of this band and the magic is still alive.
Please, come to Mexico, a really huge mass of fans have this dream since the Van Halen I vynil album appears and it’s really a lot of time.

Wasn’t anyone paying attention? THIS IS A NEW BAND!!! Just ask Dave… and all these Dave hogged the microphone comments are really silly. Dave makes witty comments and EVH fucks your world up with the INSANEST licks ever concocted. It’s a lot like telling a joke to the mafia. If there’s not some serious muscle behind you no one laughs. EDDIE IS SOME SERIOUS MUSCLE… understand? CLASS DISMISSED!!!!! OWWWWWWWW…..

Come to Texas Van Halen! You cant leave us out!

What about Texas tour dates? We love Van Halen in Texas!

What about Texas tour dates? We love Van Halen in Texas!

STFU!!! You think I got Edward sober for nothing??? I will make sure all you ‘poor’ people get in for NOTHING!!! AND THEY WILL BE IN FLORIDA, TEXAS AND AUSTRALIA. THERE WILL BE A NEW ALBUM AND YOU WILL LOVE IT!!! ALL THE NEGATIVE PEOPLE WILL GET HERPIES JUST BECAUSE OF THEIR ATTITUDE, PEOPLE CAUSE THEIR OWN DISEASE BECAUSE OF THAT ALONE!!! SO YOU’D BEST BELIEVE IN ME LIKE I WAS SANTA CLAUS!!! Next year they will tour with Velvet Revolver.

Edward ..i stuck by you when Dave bounced in 85 …i stuck by you when Sammy went away… i stuck by you with the cherone debacle (can anyone say “demo”? …just so wrong)…. BUT… no micheal anything is truly theeee most F**Ked thing.. again youve gottin it wrong.. be a man pick up the phone and call MA.. let your kid go to school and make this something the fans really would WANT TO BE THERE FOR!!!
…soo i can only say this.
COME ON DUDE.. GIMME A BREAK!

Hey guys how about Wisconsin!

COME TO AUSTRALIA
YOU DONT HAVE ANYCLUE HOW AMAZING IT WOULD BE
JUST COM PLZZZZ

my friend really wants u to come and he’s really nice so u should come!!!!!!

COME TO AUSTRALIA

my friend really wants u to come and he’s really nice so u should come!!!!!!

COME TO AUSTRALIA

No Mike, no Sammy…a big step down in the vocals dept. A rock band is not just a lead guitar, bass and drums. Are they really going to use “canned” backing vocals, like Madonna and Britney Spears would do? I know Dave has the attitude, showmanship and can work a crowd. But vocals are important, dammit! I’d expect more from the “mighty” Van Halen. Good luck…

Been a Van Halen fan my whole life and when they switched from diamond Dave to Sammy I was still a very supportive fan. Michael Anthony made up 3/4 the show when I saw Van Halen in 1986. I hope the band does great but without Michael Anthony and his J.D. guitar it just is not the same Van Halen.

Fan-fucking-tastic!!!!!!!
I hope Gary & The Baba-Booeys will be the opening act!!!

I think people shouldn’t pass judgement on anyones ability unless they have seen a performance first. Who do you think knows more about Wolfie’s playing ability than his father, the best rock guitar player ever. And DLR will do just fine, I can’t wait to see if they can finally keep it together for the fans! It certainly is in their financial best interest, they will sell out most shows and make millions on this tour, with or without the naysayers. True VH fans should be excited about this tour!

WTF? No Florida Tour Dates?

I Guess A Trip to South Florida In The Winter Doesn’t Make Sense!

Hope you got healthy Ed, this could turn into the tour that never ends. Over twenty years since you and Dave showed the world what a rock concert could be. There’s a whole lot of hungry fans lining up with gold cards and we want to party like it’s 1984 and we’re still in our twenties! Those were the days… happy trails to you.

P.S. Go back and listen to “Happy Trails” if you think MA is the only other singer in the band…

HEY GUYS COME TO GAINSVILLE FL THE BEST STADIUM IN FLORIDA !!! THE STONES PLAYED THERE IN 94!! GIVE NORTH FLORIDA A LOOK!

oeo

I can’t believe you guys are not coming to PITTSBURGH!!! Come to Pittsburgh GUYS!!!!

South Florida !!!! PLease!

PLEASE PLEASE, VAN HALEN YOU MUST COME TO FLORIDA AND PLAY….TO MANY FANS TRANSPLANTED FROM OTHER STATES NOT TO COME!

Saw them last night at the Wachovia center in Phili – 1st off let me say this. This was way, waaay over due by the Van Halen brothers. In fact, being 40 years old and a longtime fan. They waited to long. Instead of this being a truly wonderful reunion of one of the greatest rock bands – guitarists, front-men…it resembled the beginings of Van Halen dinasaur act – sadly. Having said that, they sounded awesome….it was wierd watching a 16 year old playing…and Mike Anthony was missed. Eddie played better then he has in years. Dave sounded great. However, sorry guys, you waited to damn long to do this. Everyone in the crown was old lol made me feel old! lmao

Saw you at 13 and 14 @ Owen stadium ROCKlahoma, now I am 40……in the middle of nowhere….still Oklahoma.Come close even….need a show like this …we have nuthin’ else but football

welcome to cleveland boys

VAN HALEN ROCKS! Im only 12 but you are my favorite band. i cant wait till you come to portland. i’ll be there

All I can say is ITS ABOUT TIME!!!!!ALl of us old time VH fans have been waiting too long .Fell in love the first time I heard Eruption,finally got to see them live on 1984 tour.Saw them with Sammy(love Sammy,but it wasn’t VH),now I’m a happy girl with the reunion. I’m taking my 13 year old son to rock out with a new generation of fans.We are headed to Kansas City, with VIP passes.We can’t wait!!!!!

Awesome! Long time VH fan here. Can’t wait. Favorite is Little Guitars. See you in LV!

So when are Van Halen coming to Sydney????? When they come I will be waiting…come on boys come on! XXXxxxx

Please stop in Texas!

does ne one no wat states van halen will be going to in Australia??? im in adelaide and i doubt they will come here cause no one does these days

fuck sammy hagar he can suck cabo wabo dick! and when van halen get done with st louis it will be david lee roth land…
and all you people that think
david suck’s are not true van halen fan.

im with todd^^^^^^^^^^

Van Halen better get their Ass to Kentucky during this tour!

That is Lexington, Kentucky

what about a funken TEXAS TOUR you assholes

I’m running with the devil!!!

I’m running with the devil!!!

ROCKATOT!

OK, WTF guys?? Us guys in the south…..Florida, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, Texas, Oklahoma…etc…Plus those cold folks up in the far north western states are getting the SHAFT!

I know you rock and you rock well, BUT you are on a very fast 25+ city tour and I do not want you to burn out and not get down here!!! I have seen y’all TWO times with the awesome SAMMY, once with….uhm, that mistake….Gary Cherone….OMG that was hard to watch!! Thank GOD Eddie you were on your game & Michael & Alex didn’t miss a beat!!

NOW, I NEED to see y’all with Diamond Dave where it all began! Where I sat for hours staring into the album cover listening to you rock out, and swearing Eddie winked at me;)

Please please please put us all on the map and add those states ESPECIALLY here in Tampa, FL!!!

You NEED some Florida weather!!

#1 Fan since 1978

I would much rather see them again with Sammy at the wheel cuz Sammy Rocks. He rocked us all through the 80’s and 90’s. I saw them in 2005 with Sammy and now I will see them with Roth in Calgary, just to say I saw them, but like previous members of the band, all heve proven to be expendible except family members(Van Halen). This is just a money making venture. Capitalizing on the comeback of a previous genre. Everyone is doing it and I would do the same. It’s just a matter of time before Roth is back in his Vegas lounge and EVH’s uncle or cousin or whoever is the new frontman.

I just won tickets to see Van Halen. I saw the 1984 tour with DLR and 5150 with Hagar. Van Halen with DLR is the ONLY Van Halen!! Look forward to seeing Wolfie on bass.

Well i love van halen and Micheal Anthony,and i can’t wait to see wolfgang, if he plays the bass like eddie plays the guitar bring it on.

Hey guys, can I borrow $20?? I need to renew my subscription to “I got fucked by the guys in Van Halen”.

Get over yourselves!!

Eddie rocks, The Granddaddy of Rock guitar.

Yeh Roth’s a wanker but thats what its all about. COCK ROCK!!

Way better than me:( and my repetitive, recycled riffs

VH VH VH VH VH VH VH VH VH VH VH VH

The Mighty VH must come to Brisbane Australia!!

When’s the new album coming out?

you are totally amazzinggggg!!!!!

they need to come to the uk!