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Rock Reality Show Recap: Bret Michaels’ ‘Rock of Love’ Professes Its Love for Justin Timberlake

8/13/07, 5:58 pm EST

Photo: Bret Michaels

Every week Poison frontman Bret Michaels searches for a worthy life partner on Rock of Love, while Rock Daily searches for ways to reference “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” in our Rock Reality Show Recaps. Here’s our take on episode six:

Sixty Minutes in Two Sentences: There’s only eight ladies left in the Rock of Love house (which is decked out in so much gaudy animal print, even the pool table looks like a dead leopard), so the producers let the girls channel their animosity for each other into a friendly game of tackle mud football. Jes scores a point for human decency by knocking manipulative Lacey to the ground, and also wins the solo date with Bret, which begins with Michaels announcing he may not know a lot about relationships, but “What I do know how to do is music.” He then breaks into a “new” song called “All I Ever Needed,” which sounds suspiciously like “Every Rose Has Its Thorn.”

The Most Ridiculous Part: Heather and Lacey plot to take out Erin. Their biggest ammunition: Erin’s boss from the restaurant where she works in Chicago calls to report that Justin Timberlake is coming by. We hope JT can collect royalties on gratuitous repetition of his name, because over the next forty minutes his name is said fourteen times. Most hilarious use goes to Heather: “Get the hell out of here and go hang out with Justin Timberlake, you star-fucker!” Pot! Kettle!

The Rockin’ Twist: When Erin nearly catches Heather and Lacey scheming against her, the pair struggle to change the subject and land on “Your hair looks fun!” Undeterred, Heather writes Bret a letter selling out the rest of the girls, and Bret must make a difficult decision: believe Heather (whose past reality-show appearances include a memorable turn on The Surreal Life, where she “tried to bang Vanilla Ice,” according to Brandy) or trust Erin.

The Rockin’ Finish: In the end, Michaels picks Heather, who dresses like 1987 for the occasion, and sends Erin Unskinny Bop’in on her way.

Photo courtesy of Vh1


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sonya | 1/31/2009, 1:56 am EST

I personaly think that he is lost the meaning of love and is going for lust in my pants.

betty joe | 4/13/2008, 10:34 am EST

brett you are the most sexyman in rock and roll if your ever in new bedford come see me

cturnero@bellsouth.net | 4/10/2008, 10:14 pm EST

I am a big fan of Poison, but honestly Brett that stupid Daisy is a flake that looks like she has had one too many lip injections, and looks like a freak of plastic surgery?SHe may have a great body, but that face is Yuck! Think about those little squinty eyes when she turns 50 it won’t be pretty, she is already used up her chances to pass go & collect her 200, any more plastic surgery and she will look like Michael Jackson.
When Daisy told you she had befriended your band member and you questioned her she did not give you a straight answer. Get rid of her, her baggage is still not completely unloaded, trust me she has more skeletons than a cemetary. I think you may end up like Flavor-Flav and have a season 3.

Leeswifey | 4/1/2008, 11:54 pm EST

Send Daisy’s Ass home she has a man that is at her house said he just wonts to see her happy that is bull shit

rogan | 3/20/2008, 1:45 am EST

i think he should try to get kristy joe back. she is gorgeous and he seemed bummed out about her.. there made for eachoter

DEBORAH N.Y | 3/17/2008, 1:15 pm EST

ROCK OF LOVE 2 BRETT SHOULD GET BACK KRISTY JOE , I NEVER SAW SUCH A SAD DISPLAY OF GIRLS BEING SO JELOUS OF 1 GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ann-Margaret Howes | 1/19/2008, 6:45 pm EST

Hi Bret I love your show but you have the wrong girls on show 2 . Iam still waiting to see you in Floida on the 15 of Febuary and i would love to be on the rock of love 3 from NY State. we love you to from Hoosick Falls NY outside of Albany NY.

Steph | 10/15/2007, 6:05 pm EST

I think the show is fake and Brett is a hypocrite. You got mad at Brandi for playing with your emotions. Didn’t you do the same thing to Lacy, Heather, and Jess. I think you have made yourself look like a idiot. I have no respect for you anymore.

lovebrett | 10/9/2007, 2:30 pm EST

Does anyone know if Brett is seeing jess after the reunion show? or is he seeing Heather now.

josieandthepussycats | 10/8/2007, 4:42 pm EST

Bret needs a new weave. He is running a close second to Brittany for the worst weave. He is an old washed up rocker that used the show just to boost his career. Remember Bret made the sex tape with Pam Anderson, now who wants those sloppy seconds?

Daisy | 10/8/2007, 11:54 am EST

Thought the whole thing was a rediculous publicity stunt.Jes never had a chance! Shows like this are not “Reality” it is fluff
and make believe. If Bret really wanted it to work he could have made it happen. What a joke to promote an aging rock star. Thank God Jes is brave enough to speak her mind!

Tweeder | 10/8/2007, 11:03 am EST

So, Jes was the best pic in my book, but I really respect her for recognizing that Heather had real feelings that soared above hers. I mean, I never liked Heather, but I feel like it was a true connection. As far as the stripping goes, she should quit if she is 100% committed to Bret…that is if he minds that she is a stripper. Anyway, just wanted to give Jes props for pretty much ending it.

Dianna | 10/7/2007, 11:34 pm EST

She actually dumped him! I can’t believe Jes dumped Bret during the reunion show. WTF?! She deserves the charma she’s bound to meet and Heather will gladly fill the vacancy.

Jill | 10/4/2007, 8:45 pm EST

Im so damn glad you picked the HOT, but sweet and down to earth party woman Jes! She so was there for you and concerned when you weren’t feeling well on your date, THAT IS WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT!!!! Good job man!!! Give us a new show with the 2 of you in it, but once you all are good and strong, maybe?? :-) Luck of the Irish with you both!!!

binkyt | 10/3/2007, 9:50 pm EST

lik…bret is so hot and jess is so hot and even hte big guy john is so hot and the whole showis hot

Except for the @#$%^ lacey
NASTY

connie | 10/3/2007, 2:15 am EST

bret you are a great singer and if you want a whore do heather or lacy . if you want a ladie do jess and if who can’t choose do em all you are a cutie though

rosie | 10/1/2007, 11:55 pm EST

bret your a good lookin guy with potential in love ,thank goodness you picked jess ,i hope you will be very happy ,i know i am .great show now do one on you and jess dating and then marriage ok

hey thats me | 10/1/2007, 10:18 am EST

i think you should chosse hether im so glad you kicked that lying whore off your show

hot blond | 9/30/2007, 8:10 pm EST

PICK JESS NOW DUMB @$#

jewels | 9/28/2007, 8:11 pm EST

brett is not bald,and he is not old,and yes his sexy. but most of all he does pick jess.i no for a for sure gl brett and jess you two desver it.

jewels | 9/28/2007, 8:11 pm EST

brett is not bald,and he is not old,and yes his sexy. but most of all he does pick jess.i no for a for sure gl brett and jess you two desver it.

hot blond | 9/25/2007, 4:00 pm EST

jes is going to win because she is much better than dumb $#@ heather

lisha | 9/24/2007, 2:16 am EST

I love everything about u brett…your music,your body,your hair!!I really hope u pick jess i think shes the best!!Please pick her!!

Pauline | 9/18/2007, 1:48 pm EST

Jes pick a guy that is going to treat you right, Michael is going to break your heart and Heather looks like she can handle another break up.

tracywoods | 9/18/2007, 10:40 am EST

I think Bret should choose Jess. I think she would be the best one for him.

tracywoods | 9/18/2007, 10:39 am EST

I think Bret should choose Jess. I think she would be the best one for him.

tracywoods | 9/18/2007, 10:39 am EST

I think Bret should choose Jess. I think she would be the best one for him.

tracywoods | 9/18/2007, 10:39 am EST

I think Bret should choose Jess. I think she would be the best one for him.

tracywoods | 9/18/2007, 10:39 am EST

I think Bret should choose Jess. I think she would be the best one for him.

tracywoods | 9/18/2007, 10:39 am EST

I think Bret should choose Jess. I think she would be the best one for him.

tracywoods | 9/18/2007, 10:39 am EST

I think Bret should choose Jess. I think she would be the best one for him.

missie p | 9/18/2007, 12:29 am EST

CHOOSE JESS !!!! pLEASE GOD CHOSE JESS

missie p | 9/18/2007, 12:27 am EST

Brett choose Jess glad you got rid of lacey heather is a hooker and you do not need that if it doesnt work for you and jess find you another one honey you are a great person and you deserve the best
hugs and kisses.Missie P

runnerchick11 | 9/17/2007, 10:34 pm EST

Pick Jess!!!!

runnerchick11 | 9/17/2007, 10:34 pm EST

Pick Jess!!!!

katan-ko | 9/17/2007, 8:38 pm EST

Rolling Stone, we need more articles about the naseau,
this show and cast are
grotesque. How about trying
to find us another really good
musician or just advocate a
good music show offering more than
1 song per group.

Kendra | 9/17/2007, 7:48 pm EST

Hey Bret I have been watching your show and I am glad you finally kicked Lacey of !!!!!!!
P.S you should choose Heather

Kendra | 9/17/2007, 7:48 pm EST

Hey Bret I have been watching your show and I am glad you finally kicked Lacey of !!!!!!!
P.S you should choose Heather

Kendra | 9/17/2007, 7:48 pm EST

Hey Bret I have been watching your show and I am glad you finally kicked Lacey of !!!!!!!
P.S you should choose Heather

Kendra | 9/17/2007, 7:48 pm EST

Hey Bret I have been watching your show and I am glad you finally kicked Lacey of !!!!!!!
P.S you should choose Heather

Kendra | 9/17/2007, 7:48 pm EST

Hey Bret I have been watching your show and I am glad you finally kicked Lacey of !!!!!!!
P.S you should choose Heather

lela.izzo@yahoo.com | 9/17/2007, 2:18 pm EST

Jess is the one..
Thank god that sick bitch Lacey is gone and Heather looks old and worn..she has been around the block a few times…

Bret is HOT!!!!!!

SKYONYK | 9/17/2007, 9:18 am EST

MAYBE BRET IS BALD UNDER HIS HATS AND BANDANAS BUT…THATS NOT THE IMPORTANT THING IN LIFE…ITS THE HEART THAT REALLY MATTERS BESIDES HE HAS ENUFF MONEY TO GO TO “HAIR CLUB FOR MEN” DON’T YA THINK? ANYWAY HE IS STILL A REALLY SEXY GUY YA HAVE TO ADMIT THAT. AS FOR THE 4 GIRLS REMAINING…I THINK THAT JESS IS THE BEST OUT OF THE 4 BUT I JUST WONDER WHAT HER REAL NAME IS…PERHAPS JESSICA? I THINK SHE SHOULD GO BY JESSICA BECAUSE JESS IS TOO MANLEY. AND I WONDER WHAT ZODIAC SIGN THEY ALL ARE OH WELL WHOEVER DOES WIN THE ROCK OF LOVE THEY SURE WILL BE HAPPY GETTING THE LOVE OF THE ROCK (DIAMOND ROCK NOT METH ROCK)

SKYONYK | 9/17/2007, 9:18 am EST

MAYBE BRET IS BALD UNDER HIS HATS AND BANDANAS BUT…THATS NOT THE IMPORTANT THING IN LIFE…ITS THE HEART THAT REALLY MATTERS BESIDES HE HAS ENUFF MONEY TO GO TO “HAIR CLUB FOR MEN” DON’T YA THINK? ANYWAY HE IS STILL A REALLY SEXY GUY YA HAVE TO ADMIT THAT. AS FOR THE 4 GIRLS REMAINING…I THINK THAT JESS IS THE BEST OUT OF THE 4 BUT I JUST WONDER WHAT HER REAL NAME IS…PERHAPS JESSICA? I THINK SHE SHOULD GO BY JESSICA BECAUSE JESS IS TOO MANLEY. AND I WONDER WHAT ZODIAC SIGN THEY ALL ARE OH WELL WHOEVER DOES WIN THE ROCK OF LOVE THEY SURE WILL BE HAPPY GETTING THE LOVE OF THE ROCK (DIAMOND ROCK NOT METH ROCK)

MARY K. | 9/17/2007, 7:57 am EST

Pick Jess. Heather looks like she might have the potential of being fat as she ages…

MARY K. | 9/17/2007, 7:57 am EST

Pick Jess. Heather looks like she might have the potential of being fat as she ages…

hottie blondie | 9/17/2007, 12:29 am EST

Jess is sincere and compassionate with bretts diabetes and his two kids she’s far the better choice. Is his relationship with his Ex truly over or is Jess and all of us being sucked in?

show watcher | 9/13/2007, 7:07 pm EST

you’ve got to pick jess!!She is beautiful and has been the only one to be her true self.She is perfect for you.

show watcher | 9/13/2007, 7:07 pm EST

you’ve got to pick jess!!She is beautiful and has been the only one to be her true self.She is perfect for you.

amy | 9/11/2007, 11:11 pm EST

pick jess

amy | 9/11/2007, 11:08 pm EST

you can bang me anytime

WHAT'S UP WITH BRET ? | 9/11/2007, 4:58 pm EST

AFTER BRET SPENT THE NIGHT WITH NASTY ASS LACEY, WHO WOULD WANT TO BE WITH HIM ANYWAY…..

CHELLE | 9/11/2007, 3:26 pm EST

HI’ BRET I WATCH YOUR SHOW ALOT AND I AGREE WITH EVEERYBODY JESS IS THE ONE OR YOU SHOULD HAVE KEPT SAM BUT GOOD LUCK TO YOU AND WHO EVER YOU PICK I’M DOWN WITH YA ANYWAY DO YA THANG.

CHELLE | 9/11/2007, 3:26 pm EST

HI’ BRET I WATCH YOUR SHOW ALOT AND I AGREE WITH EVEERYBODY JESS IS THE ONE OR YOU SHOULD HAVE KEPT SAM BUT GOOD LUCK TO YOU AND WHO EVER YOU PICK I’M DOWN WITH YA ANYWAY DO YA THANG.

CHELLE | 9/11/2007, 3:26 pm EST

HI’ BRET I WATCH YOUR SHOW ALOT AND I AGREE WITH EVEERYBODY JESS IS THE ONE OR YOU SHOULD HAVE KEPT SAM BUT GOOD LUCK TO YOU AND WHO EVER YOU PICK I’M DOWN WITH YA ANYWAY DO YA THANG.

blynn | 9/11/2007, 12:56 pm EST

I Love Bret Michaels, Lacey is a fucking sick bitch!!! Heather is going to lie and cheat on Bret, so I think Jes is the one for him. She is for real so was Sam.Bret pic Jes I love your show .

knucks | 9/11/2007, 10:32 am EST

bret don’t need to look for love let it happen on it’s on don’t go out looking for it. I wouldn’t trust any of those nasty so called women with my anaimal let alone a child of mine. None of those women have a chance it’s just a way to make money when it’s over so will the girl who wins!!!! LOL Oh well Bret let love find you!!!!

knucks | 9/11/2007, 10:32 am EST

bret don’t need to look for love let it happen on it’s on don’t go out looking for it. I wouldn’t trust any of those nasty so called women with my anaimal let alone a child of mine. None of those women have a chance it’s just a way to make money when it’s over so will the girl who wins!!!! LOL Oh well Bret let love find you!!!!

knucks | 9/11/2007, 10:32 am EST

bret don’t need to look for love let it happen on it’s on don’t go out looking for it. I wouldn’t trust any of those nasty so called women with my anaimal let alone a child of mine. None of those women have a chance it’s just a way to make money when it’s over so will the girl who wins!!!! LOL Oh well Bret let love find you!!!!

Wicked | 9/10/2007, 4:54 pm EST

I believe this whole entire show is a crock. I’m at a point where I only watch it to see it to bring it down to its own demise. This show is almost a joke. At first I thought it was different from most of these other reality shows but yet again think about the shows flavor of love is deciding on doing a third one AGAIN!!! But as much as I think this show is fake I hope he picks Jes if it happens to be the real thing. Who would have ever thought Heather and Lacey would have made the final three! As I say since its fake Lacey is a plant, Heather has been on TV before so she knows the ropes, and I hope Jes is there for Bret. This show kinda reminds me of a train wreck.
Theres no way your able to look away!! As I have said before Bret needs no help getting women and of course we all know this fact. But please Bret you can do better then most of these women left without doing any reality show. Plus he doesnt need the popularity cause everyone knows who you are and wants for basically fuck ya!!!!

sweetie | 9/10/2007, 3:04 pm EST

I think that Jess would be the best pick she seems to be the only one who’s probably there for you and not for personal gain

adubydoo | 9/10/2007, 1:21 pm EST

go to www.nocturnal.cc and check out lacey’s pix (her band). it is confirmed, she is psycho. there is a picture of her doing the “cracked out cat” on a stage. we are definitely seeing the real lacey…..run bret run!!!!!

Just Askin | 9/9/2007, 10:44 pm EST

Why does Bret always have the top of his head covered? Perhaps, is he bald? I think so- which of the three remaining women do u think want to be with a bald man 15 or so years older than them? Is the rock star thing that important? Hmmm…

classy | 9/9/2007, 8:42 pm EST

why would anyone want to date brett micheals hes old!!!!!!!!! he only has a few good years left and all those girls look trashy,brett is not good looking at all

WHAT'S UP WITH BRET ? | 9/9/2007, 12:57 pm EST

I think Bret needs to his homework
on real love. He let her walk out the door. After the sexy long kiss SAM blessed him with. That should of been the only proof he needed.
Go get SAM…. I bet she has alot more than that in store for Bret……

Wicked | 9/4/2007, 11:36 am EST

If you really think that tatoo was real you have got to be kidding me. First off the way it was shown on TV looked completely fake, when completed and she looked at in the mirrior it looked FAKE, and then when she went back to the house and showed everyone there would have been blood on the bandage. Please, if you have gotten a tatoo before you know for sure that was staged. Again, I believe that Heather and Lacey are both plants for this show to bring up rates and thats all. I mean please, Heather has done this reality thing before. No offense but how do we even know this show is for real. It could all be for TV ratings and going with the flow of others. I mean Bret doesnt need help with being popular. Plus, we all know he doesnt need help getting woman. I’m starting to believe the more I watch this show the more I believe its FAKE!!!

fay | 9/4/2007, 10:05 am EST

I think Jess or brandy M would be the best pick for brett. Heather is a whore you can’t make a whore into housewife. And lacy is too crazy and I just love the way every challenge is right up her alley and she never wins.

Holl Doll | 9/3/2007, 8:14 pm EST

I have to agree with CME. Jess may seem like the girl most of us would choose for our friend Bret, but in reality, Heather is a better fit because of her age and background.

Holl Doll | 9/3/2007, 8:14 pm EST

I have to agree with CME. Jess may seem like the girl most of us would choose for our friend Bret, but in reality, Heather is a better fit because of her age and background.

James Davidson | 9/3/2007, 6:15 am EST

Bret, After you chose Lacey over Sam,I decided not to watch your program again!But then there was that kiss that Sam planted!It was so obvious that you had made a huge mistake.This is suppose to be a reality show,right?In reality we all make mistakes,including walking away from someone we shouldn’t have and having to live with the regret for the rest of our lives.You are in a unique position of being able to go back and correct that mistake.You have an opportunity to boost your shows rating off the scale as well as finding true love,how? By being real and admitting you made a mistake by letting Sam go and bring her back!That is if she’ll have you?Flip this show upside down and make it about getting Sam back.Show her that you care as well.You’ve had your fun playing with all these girls and only one showed the type of love that any man,if he really was looking for love would want,that was Sam!What woman in love with a man could sit there and watch him make out with another woman and not get upset?As far as that goes,could you sit there and watch another guy make out with Sam and be OK with it?Maybe if you’re into that sort of thing,but you’re suppose to be looking for love,right?Then be a man,admit your mistake,let the other girls go,get off your selfish ass and go after Sam!That’s reality!It’s time you show Sam that you’re worth Loving!

charly | 9/3/2007, 1:28 am EST

im all about jess, she holds her own

charly | 9/3/2007, 1:28 am EST

im all about jess, she holds her own

charly | 9/3/2007, 1:28 am EST

im all about jess, she holds her own

CME | 9/3/2007, 1:13 am EST

Jess is a sweet girl, but the obvious choice,I think, that is most compatable for Bret is Heather. As disturbing as that sounds, I really think she will be the one he picks in the end, besides she just tatooed his name on her neck. Lacey is a crazy chick and is most defantely on the show for drama and ratings. I have watched the show from day one and i get a kick out of the drama.

ky gal | 9/2/2007, 10:22 pm EST

i can’t believe i’m watching this every week and brett is like scott baio. old and single! i guess the reason it’s so entertaining is lacey. i watch just hoping that she’ll get her ass beat. brett needs to pick jess, she’s cool and hell, she can wear pink hair!

brandi | 9/2/2007, 10:16 pm EST

pick jess

brandi | 9/2/2007, 10:16 pm EST

pick jess

brandi | 9/2/2007, 10:16 pm EST

pick jess

Wicked | 8/29/2007, 2:17 pm EST

Bret is only keeping the whore Heather and Lacy the Bitch on for ratings. Nothing more than that!!
Obviously every TV show needs them. Of course with these guys you have it. Most cases except for one that I can remember that these reality shows even work out in the end. Everyone else seems to end it after the show or they break it off with you at the reunion show. I mean c’mon, Flavor of Love is having a three-peat. Its just a way for these guys to get with alot of woman on national TV with out having to excuse it. Even though I love Bret and I do hope it works for him, the odds are against him. We all know this aleady. Most people that go on these shows are not there for the right reasons, and they never will be. Its the phase of time that these shows are so popular and get large ratings. It will only continue as long as the public will allow them to go. Just like anything else.

dtouch | 8/28/2007, 5:25 pm EST

Jess is definitely the one that should win. She’s the most genuine and seems sincerely into Bret without all the baggage of some of the others on there. Lacey is only on there to keep the show interesting. She serves no other purpose.

becca | 8/28/2007, 4:30 pm EST

i still hope he picks jes she has proven herself as a trusting ,sweet,lady(that can defend herself if need be)i think she will be perfect for bret.about the age thing(age is just a number now days)if they are happy thats all that matters.i think jes will be a very supporting partner for bret.lacey and heather seems like the wrong choices for bret.they are evil and backstabbing bitches

Lil Tex | 8/28/2007, 1:06 am EST

I have been watching the show since day when and I have had my mix of thoughts about the girls and so far Bret has done a pretty good job at weeding them out, but come on now LACEY should have been gone along time ago, I feel that they have nothing in common and its time to go home. My favorite and I see actually making it with him in the long run is Jess. So come on and wake up and smell the coffee and get rid of miss fake barbie “Heather” and the bitch “Lacey”. Love the show though…

GretchenInDE | 8/27/2007, 1:28 pm EST

I’ll bet Lacey’s a plant to stir it up (she wouldn’t be into PETA–which is against cruelty to animals–if she was truly that cruel herself). But if I’m wrong, her karma is worse than a baby seal furrier’s. You KNOW if Bret picks Lacey, he won’t be able to take her anywhere because every woman who’s ever seen the show will either want to egg that conniving, evil bitch or take her on and try to steal him away from her, just for the pleasure of taking her out… Then again, she’d only last a month, I mean, what does she really offer him other than the ugly ability to create carnage without a second thought (not unlike a seal furrier)?

Mystery | 8/26/2007, 3:33 pm EST

Of all of the women on the show, Jes and Sam have shown themselves to be something most of the current Fab Five are not. Ladies. The question Mr. Michaels must answer is whether he’s looking for a short, hot ride or the long, memorable journey?

Texasgirl | 8/26/2007, 10:03 am EST

I have watched the show and feel that Heather and Lacey are bad news for Bret. I feel that he needs to spend more time with Brandi M. she’s cute, sweet, and they fit well together. I don’t like Erin or the one with the voice that squeals.

Also Rodeo was nice and cool, she might be buff, but come on.

Anonymous | 8/26/2007, 1:51 am EST

Lacey is a complete witch - she is probably still on the show just for pure entertainment. I would hope that Brett would have some common sense about back stabbing women. Heather should also be dismissed. Doesnt Brett have any class?? He sure could do a lot better than those two….

trippy | 8/24/2007, 7:08 am EST

You know how when they let the girls talk individually and express opinions - how come you never see Mia? Maybe you do and she’s so forgettable, I’ve just missed her. What is up with this? editing her severely - either she has no personality or she’s the pick and they keep her looking sweet.

mass | 8/22/2007, 10:42 am EST

I CHANGE MY MIND I WISH I WAS IN HIS SHOES WITH JES

Jessica | 8/21/2007, 2:48 pm EST

How old is Jes? They keep saying she’s too young for him? How young is too young

chauncy gardener | 8/21/2007, 2:03 am EST

I like to watch.

lindsey | 8/20/2007, 2:22 pm EST

brett is sexy and i love him
jess deserves to win, she’s sweet and funny
lacy and heather are stupid whores
brandi is cool too, i wouldnt mind if she won either
sam is too emotional
and mia doesnt say or do anything
so yeah.
i love bretty =)

becca | 8/20/2007, 2:17 pm EST

sorry thats finding mrs right.typo

becca | 8/20/2007, 2:14 pm EST

i hope he chooses jes or sam.they seem very into him not like lacey and heather(total ho’s).most of them just want to beat out the rest and no genuine interest in bret.u rock bret always a fan.good luck in fing-ding mrs right.

mass | 8/20/2007, 12:41 pm EST

this is the crapest bs yet. sluty
preverts they all need to get a life.brett micheaLS THERE A WHORE HOUSE ON THE CONNER OF CHERRY @BOARD.

pheonix rising | 8/20/2007, 1:12 am EST

I love the show, And Yes Jes is sweet but we all know Bret needs a Real Hottie in bed and Sam is SEXXXY as well as sweet and Sincere!! Lacey Is a pasty hateful Devil Bitch, She needs to go, So Bret can get into a real Flow with the Babes, And Heather is a wore out Hoe!!!80’s

Bong(not what u think) | 8/16/2007, 5:26 pm EST

Bret u know cool is a matter of being laid back and confidence. I’ve only seen one episode of this show and dont claim to to be an expert. But find the one that lets u relax and be u. Lifes short no need to spend it wondering if u made the one u love happy today! It should come EASY.

Grace | 8/16/2007, 5:02 pm EST

i DO like jes and she is young but she is super sweet. & ALSO what about Mia? what is up with that girl. she like hasnt said a word since she got there. i dont know, im watching the show right now & she seems nice but she just doesnt DO anything!!

Grace | 8/16/2007, 5:02 pm EST

i DO like jes and she is young but she is super sweet. & ALSO what about Mia? what is up with that girl. she like hasnt said a word since she got there. i dont know, im watching the show right now & she seems nice but she just doesnt DO anything!!

Grace | 8/16/2007, 5:02 pm EST

i DO like jes and she is young but she is super sweet. & ALSO what about Mia? what is up with that girl. she like hasnt said a word since she got there. i dont know, im watching the show right now & she seems nice but she just doesnt DO anything!!

Anonymous | 8/16/2007, 4:20 pm EST

BRET MICHAELS IS A TARD AND YOU PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS! SOME THINGS SHOULD JUST BE PRIVATE.

surge rybreath | 8/16/2007, 3:04 pm EST

i love mandalena and jeff is cute too

mg3 | 8/16/2007, 1:40 pm EST

I bet I know which one you really like the most

Debbie | 8/16/2007, 1:15 pm EST

I agree with most - Jess is the one

But Ladies, Here's some good | 8/16/2007, 6:18 am EST

news: Michael McKeon is very much alive!

Sorry Ladies I got it wrong | 8/16/2007, 6:16 am EST

He was, in fact, deboated in a decapitating accident! Either way, girls, he’s dead! Sorry.

Sorry Ladies | 8/16/2007, 6:14 am EST

I just heard on the news that Bret Michaels was decapitated in a boating accident!

pLaNeTcLaIrE | 8/16/2007, 3:34 am EST

goddess, you stole my name. nothing but name-handle thieves on these blogs.
never mind…
~~~peace~~~

bukowski | 8/16/2007, 3:28 am EST

Whoooosh! Right over their heads! Why am I not surprised?

bewitched | 8/16/2007, 1:33 am EST

I agree, Heather needs to go!!! Not a big fan of that phyco red head. Jen and Sam are adorable.

bukowski | 8/15/2007, 9:56 pm EST

I can’t believe people actually watch this shit. Even worse is that people have taken time out of their lives to formulate an opinion about this crap. We are living in an idiot’s word, and these are just idiot girls!

shauna | 8/15/2007, 9:39 pm EST

u should hav kept erin and sent heather home because she is a biotch

goddess | 8/15/2007, 8:45 pm EST

good point lisa43, but you can’t say it isn’t fun watching some of them get thrashed on the muddie football field or get dumped on their butt’s off the bike’s. The trash talking episode was hard to watch though. especially with the peter meter, that was just tacky!!

Lisa43 | 8/15/2007, 6:55 pm EST

Let me also add that one should fall in love naturally —don’t base your dates or potential life mate on how dirty she can talk or how she strips, rides a dirt bike, plays football….c’mon -what if we as women based our life mate on how well he wears a pair of strapy shoes or how well he runs a vacuum, how long can he shop, can he decorate- just how long would that charade last if we put a man thru all of that crap in order for him to get a date with us?- he’d call it quits long before the game started. -LK

Lisa43 | 8/15/2007, 6:50 pm EST

I guess it’s true men never do grow up, I grew up in the 80’s and loved the 80’s bands- this show just makes Brett look so low class- they look like trailer trash-c’mon Brett- you can do better than that- take a gander @ Bon Jovi- he’s all class-right down to his haircut…time to get rid of that hair babe…you’re 45 yrs old-I wouldnt pick any of those girls-just look at what you are attracting? I would expect you would want to attract the likes of someone like Heather Locklear or Denise Richardson? No?

looney | 8/15/2007, 2:04 pm EST

u shuld have erin inst of heather

Kaylee | 8/15/2007, 1:43 pm EST

I love your show it rocks

Wendi | 8/15/2007, 1:05 am EST

Brett Michaels is so fake, and the girls on the programme are even faker.

I can’t believe how many ladies have chimed in here about how much they love these sleazeball.

shelley | 8/14/2007, 11:45 pm EST

I totally love this show. I hope
Bret picks Jes,she is the only one
that is for real. Bret is so hot
i like to roll in the sheets with
him.

princess | 8/14/2007, 8:20 pm EST

heather should b the one going home since day one, she is ugly, and she looks like a man

Dirk Diggler | 8/14/2007, 5:28 pm EST

Why does it hurt when Bret Michaels pees?

Rockofme | 8/14/2007, 4:47 pm EST

Bret need more than just arm-candy. He deals with a lot. Type 1 Diabetes is no laughing matter…that being said, I haven’t seen anything I don’t like about Mia. Jess is too young. Brandi is too hard-core, Heather is too high-maintenance, Magdelena is too mannish, and AS IF he’d stop wearing leather for Lacey!

benwayberk | 8/14/2007, 3:35 pm EST

i think jes is the best one for bret. she is the most decent one on the show and she is adorable. she can wear that pink hair!!

LJ | 8/14/2007, 3:24 pm EST

Pick Jes, she is the only desent one on the show.

Bret Fan | 8/14/2007, 3:03 pm EST

These ladies need to all be booted off the show. Bret is far to amazing for any of them. But Brandi M. is cool and so is Jes, but way to young for Bret

kris | 8/14/2007, 2:43 pm EST

I think the most compatible ones for him are Jes, Sam, and Brandy M. Lacey seems more interested in winning a game than winning his heart.

metal? maybe pewter or tin | 8/14/2007, 2:36 pm EST

To Betty, do not ever suggest someone like him is metal. Please. It insults true heavy metal music.

Besides, with all the spandex and teased hair, I don’t think even they were trying to look metal, let alone play it.

Marianne | 8/14/2007, 2:21 pm EST

Bret, you are fine…

dtouch | 8/14/2007, 2:19 pm EST

I love Bret’s genuine way about him. He truly is looking for the right woman. I’m sure I’m too old for him, but I wouldn’t mind trying out for Rock of Love 2.

Leeann | 8/14/2007, 12:50 pm EST

I’m a big fan of the show and the only one I can see him with his Lacey.

2hot2handle | 8/14/2007, 12:10 pm EST

I totally agree with “Bretrocks”..I don’t think any of those girls are for him, knowning him personally for many years, been a fan for 20 years, love football, motorcross, music..Damn I wish I had been on that show!!!!

Bretrocks | 8/14/2007, 12:03 pm EST

Love the show!!!
I really like Jes..She is the only one so far I could actually picture him with..Hopefully he will pick no one and have a part 2, just having some of his fans and maybe even girls he knows..
Hang in there baby, you keep getting better and better..

Rock and Roll | 8/14/2007, 11:10 am EST

Bret Michaels is sooooo sexy! Pick Jes!

Tootie | 8/14/2007, 10:54 am EST

I just saw that post! I tried that link and it didn’t work. I think it is

www.myspace.com/bretmichae lsofpoison

- but the better one is his regular site that is

www.bretmichaels.com

anyway! Bret, your heart is still mine! Love ya!

Betty | 8/14/2007, 10:48 am EST

THey are all supposed to be metalhead chicks, tough and routy!
Eventhough Poison is not really that tough, its the whole image thing from the 80’s metal scene.

Cassie | 8/14/2007, 10:38 am EST

I do think Jes is the one for Bret. I am so hooked on “Rock of Love”, and so are all my friends at work! It is all we talk about every Monday in the lunchroom! Bret, we love you!!! We discovered his myspace site, www.myspace.com/bretmichaelsof poison and there’s a ton of great stuff over there about him. But Bret, yeah, pick Jes. She’ll be good for you! But if there’s a “Rock of Love” 2, then I’m trying out!!!

Tootie | 8/14/2007, 10:31 am EST

I think Bret Michaels is a REAL talent. There are few girls left worthy of him, of course he has to get the ones out first who are no good for him! Bret’s an amazing talent, singer, songwriter. AND I hear he’s going to Iraq this fall to play for OUR troops over there. Love ya Bret! Keep rockin’

goddess | 8/14/2007, 9:22 am EST

I don’t know where they got these girls but most of them look like men in drag. Rodeo, (thank god she is gone) had the biggest man jowels i have ever seen. she looked old enough to be his mother. Lacey is going to hurt someone and clown boobs was the best name for the waitress who wanted to serve JT. OMG those weren’t boob’s they were blimps in a bra, ick. Jes is cute but way to young. Heather look’s like a worn out drunk hoochie and whats with the 9 foot tall polish chick, she makes him look like a dwarf.
brett, wake up man, I have seen hotter girls on Jerry Springer!!

Rockstar70 | 8/14/2007, 9:03 am EST

I think JES is the one!!!

newfan | 8/14/2007, 7:53 am EST

Having worked with Jes, I can tell you she is NATURALLY beautiful - INSIDE AND OUT (there is no plastic, no filler). I do hope she is his choice. He made the best choice as his MVP and I hope it continues!

The Phantom | 8/14/2007, 6:38 am EST

Sideshow: lol. Very Funny. He says “music is the only thing he knows how to do”? If that’s the case, he just blow his fuckin’ head off right now!

AY | 8/14/2007, 4:43 am EST

When u put white to replace black or black to replace white, its b.s. flavor of love is the best love mess reality show. fuck that white douche. FLAVOR FLAAAAV!!!!!!

vh1rockoflove | 8/14/2007, 12:42 am EST

Bigstarlet | 8/13/2007, 10:18 pm EST

For a 50-something diabetic, Mr. Michaels wears his age quite well.

Wish I could say the same for the arm candy in that photo. UGH!

Anonymous | 8/13/2007, 10:02 pm EST

im ready to see them strip next week

ang | 8/13/2007, 9:21 pm EST

brandi m seems like a real down to earth person and hot i vote for her

starabella | 8/13/2007, 8:48 pm EST

Bret is still hot. It’s a shame that Flav o flav had better choices than him.

Gin | 8/13/2007, 8:29 pm EST

Heather should’ve been the one sent home imo.

Gin | 8/13/2007, 8:28 pm EST

I think Heather should have been sent home day one!

CAI | 8/13/2007, 8:13 pm EST

i am totally and completely in love with jes

mr roboto | 8/13/2007, 6:41 pm EST

I really dislike this douche, and yeah, most of those broads look like skanks.

sideshow | 8/13/2007, 6:07 pm EST

is it just me or do most those ladies’ faces look deformed and distorted? It’s like barbie plastic girl meets chernobyl fallout.

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