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Gene Simmons Dismisses “Damaged” Ex-Bandmates, Daddy Yankee Gets Sued, Pete Doherty Becomes a Puppet

8/6/07, 2:43 pm EST

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  • Gene Simmons thinks there will likely never be a full KISS reunion because ousted members Ace Frehley and Peter Criss are “damaged” from years of drug abuse. Simmons — who ironically enough sings on “Cold Gin” — despises all things alcohol and drug-related, yet champions polygamist relationships.
  • Daddy Yankee is being sued for copyright infringement after forgetting to get permission before putting someone else’s song on his album Barrio Fino.
  • After Sad Kermit set the bar with Johnny Cash-via-Nine Inch Nails’ “Hurt,” the Sad Pete Doherty puppet tries to up the ante with Covers’ Tim Arnold-via-Pete Doherty’s “For Lovers.”
  • Following cues set by Australia’s attempts to ban Snoop Dogg, neighboring New Zealand is trying to cancel an Ice Cube concert.

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Martin | 8/6/2007, 3:45 pm EST

Did you mean TIM Arnold? I don’t think Tom has done a cover. Yet.

Jeff | 8/6/2007, 3:55 pm EST

I wonder how Gene can tell his daughter “It’s not OK to smoke a joint, but if you want to spend your life with a man who won’t marry you and continues to sleep with other women throughout your relationship…”

Kiss Army | 8/6/2007, 4:33 pm EST

I’d like to smash Gene in the face with a golf club 30 or 40 times! What does think that Kiss is Led Zeppelin? I love Kiss but Gene overestimates the importance of everthing in his life. He’s always popping off about how he “gives the fans what they want.” Well, the Kiss fans want Ace and Peter, warts and all. The band was the four of them. Why does he seem to think that he is more significant it this band than they are. Gene never listens to his fans, his beautiful wife, his children or any one else. Shannon wants Gene all to herself. I think she’s earned it. Just how many women does this man need to screw? Bukowski screw a lot of women too, but at some point he settled down and grew. He was 1,000 times the man than this chrome plated idiot is. Gene only hears one voice, his own. I just wish someone would come along kick his stupid God complex ass and put him in his fuckin’place. Maybe I’ll just have to do it. And believe me, I can. Phantom Power

Harry Nutz | 8/6/2007, 4:43 pm EST

Van Halen tour press conference next week

Stuporfly | 8/6/2007, 4:52 pm EST

Gene Simmons is a douche.

A Picture Says...U NO, Fuck It | 8/6/2007, 5:05 pm EST

What an ASSHOLE!

Jughead | 8/6/2007, 5:35 pm EST

Gene Simmons can KISS my ass.

J-Roo | 8/6/2007, 5:41 pm EST

I think Gene’s whole “open relationship” with Shannon and stories of nailing thousands of women is all made up. He just says that to keep the supposed mystique alive. He’s whipped like butter.

5,000 women | 8/6/2007, 6:04 pm EST

Nope. I’ts real. He racks up the sex now with porn stars. He’s always around them. AVN makes up phony awards for him so he can show up and screw porn stars for a weekend. I just don’t know how Shannon lets him inside of her with all those potential diseases. Condoms or no condoms.

Beatallica | 8/6/2007, 8:58 pm EST

Fuck Gene and Paul….Ace and Peter should tour without ‘em!

Refrigerator Door | 8/6/2007, 9:01 pm EST

Open…Nope. Gene’s still an asshole!

RADIO VOX | 8/7/2007, 12:52 pm EST

Gene Simmons and Eddie Van Halen are being honored at this year’s Douchebag Awards to be hosted by by El Douche-ay himself, Axl Rose.

Create A Caption | 8/7/2007, 6:46 pm EST

I’m gonna fuck you out of your money, too.

Black Metal Miltia | 1/11/2008, 7:59 pm EST

Gene Simmons is the biggest excuse of rock history, biggest douche too right beside John Edwards. Goes around whinning about everything….the biggest man-whore you can find, yet says he’s against drugs ans alchol, yet he is indeed FACT an alcholic. Not to mention he tries to take credit where credit is not do.

Gene: “Oh yeah, I invented the metal horns….**** Dio, I invented face-paint theatrics…lets try a sue King Diamond, I am Kiss….the other members don’t count, I created metal and I am god, suck me *****”

No thinks Gene, you are as influential to metal as Paris Hilton is to the human race….just DIE

Private | 3/19/2008, 7:33 pm EST

I cant wait till gene simmons is DEAD!!!

only me | 6/12/2009, 1:57 am EST

Gene is the bigest idiot on earth who say that he have build up kiss!
Whitout Ace, Peter and Paul he will not have been a star and for me he have never been a star, only a big idiot!

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