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Rivers Cuomo Shops Memoirs With Cobain ‘Journals’ Agent, But Haven’t We Read it All Before?

8/3/07, 7:13 pm EST

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Weezer frontman Rivers Cuomo is reportedly searching for a publisher to put out his memoirs with the help of literary agent David Vigliano (the man who sold Kurt Cobain’s journals on behalf of one Ms. Courtney Love). The last time we were treated to a bit of Cuomo literary greatness was the singer-guitarist’s readmission essay to Harvard and some essays he wrote during his tenure there, which have popped up on the Internet over the past few years. That’s why we all know he has “studied the lives of Napoleon and David Geffen” to gain insight into “ruthless practicality.” Fans would point out that Cuomo has also been confessing details of his life for years in his song lyrics, in which he frequently draws on personal joys and anguish (word has it his favorite rock group is KISS, and he had a thing for a lesbian cellist at Harvard).

And of course, in 2003 an extremely meticulous recounting of every significant moment in Cuomo’s life — including 1970’s “Born,” a visit to “Grandma Cuomo” in 1994 and a 1987 stint hosting a Canadian exchange student — appeared on the rocker’s personal Web page and was later removed from both his site and a fan’s page. At the time, reports surfaced that Cuomo wrote the detailed thirty-two page timeline based on his personal archives, which included report cards, paying close attention to every Weezer tour date, video shoot and recording session (and World Cup soccer, evidently a big-time fascination of his). If he approaches his proposed autobiography with the same gusto — and dishes all the dirt from his life, from being raised on an ashram to his vow of celibacy to his recent marriage — this book may prove to be a great read.


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Rivers Cuomo | 8/3/2007, 8:33 pm EST

Hey! Over here! Look at me! Look at me! I’m still relevant! I can still rock! Hello? Anyone?…

the real rivers cuomo | 8/4/2007, 1:49 am EST

thats the dumbest thing ive ever heard in my entire existence

weezer | 8/4/2007, 10:59 am EST

you guys suck weezer rocks

David G | 8/4/2007, 1:09 pm EST

Frankie and Beverly Cuomo were friends in Rochester NY and I baby sat Rivers and his brother, leaves! He was a smart kid! :-]

... | 8/4/2007, 3:37 pm EST

E from Eels just wrote an autobiography (which I’m sure will be better than RC’s) so it looks my highschool self has a lot of reading to do pretty soon.

Jables | 8/4/2007, 4:55 pm EST

Weezer is amazing. They put on one helluva live show. I’ve seen them four times, and each time it’s like seeing a different band, largely because the dynamic of the band changes all the time.

Surely, the Rivers memoirs would be fascinating.

bangers-N-Mash | 8/4/2007, 4:58 pm EST

Hmm, it may be interesting to understand the dtails of his life.. being how the dumb media likes to label the him “The Godfather of Emo”

Dear Jables | 8/4/2007, 7:17 pm EST

And “Ric Okasek has such a great sense of melody”…right, Courtey?

James | 8/6/2007, 10:14 am EST

I like Weezer. They’re a nice band. But Cuomos is far from a genius and Ican really care less about his personal memiors.

Robert Smith | 8/6/2007, 10:43 am EST

Will he write about his fetish for Asian girls?

Retard Joe | 8/6/2007, 12:27 pm EST

Fuck this shit man. I no be reading a book since I is in 8th grade like 20 yrs ago man. Its one thing to listen to music of Weezer but to read about them is shit, fuck that, know what I’m sayin?

Nope, Joe | 8/6/2007, 12:38 pm EST

You done lost me

no jope | 8/6/2007, 12:41 pm EST

me lost you done i am

Anonymous | 8/6/2007, 1:35 pm EST

weezer rocks, but my god make believe was horrible and i can never forgive river s for that

Daniel | 8/6/2007, 2:30 pm EST

I think comment section should be made into a book.

rollingstone | 8/7/2007, 9:53 am EST

from riverscuomo.com: I am not shopping my “memoirs”. I am working on an amazingly cool creative project that is just as much musical in nature as it is literary. It may or may not be released by a book publisher. It is not a “memoir”.
Word to your mother.

abba-kadabba | 1/8/2008, 2:29 am EST

Riverz should take up Rap. Mix hiz life difficultiez with some beat. who knowz, it could be classified as… umm… Emo-Geek… Rappa! yez that’s it!

My Name is Jesus | 1/8/2008, 3:08 am EST

Jesus said, KISS is on my send-to-hell list.In others words, KISS is old trash. Burnt to a crisp from the firey depts of hell.

Im Jesus and I approved this message!

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