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How Heavy Is Heavy Metal? Pretty Damn Heavy, Says Russian Study

7/27/07, 4:43 pm EST


A new Russian study finds that roughly 50 percent of heavy metal songs are about murder, while another 35 percent dabble in Satanic content. Fyodor Kondratyev, a professor at the Serbsky State Research Center for Social and Forensic Psychiatry, listened to 700 heavy metal songs before coming to his conclusion that the slogan “Sex, Drugs and Rock & Roll” should be changed to “Murder, Satan & Heavy Metal.” The study is clearly flawed, however, as Kondratyev doesn’t disclose what bands he listened to, and whether those bands are of American or Russian descent. Besides, everyone knows Satan likes Iron Maiden and Black Sabbath, while Jesus rocks out to Carrie Underwood. This study did leave us wondering though: What constitutes heavy metal? Did he listen to Pantera, or did he listen to the Darkness? Can this guy detect irony? Maybe it’s time for news reporters to return to covering the evils of heavy metal instead of the hilarious danger that emo poses to society.


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true metal | 7/27/2007, 4:53 pm EST

Screaming and whining and turning the amps up to ‘11′ does not true heavy metal make. True metal has soul and passion. Not guys prancing around in halloween costumes.

rawwwwwr! | 7/27/2007, 5:04 pm EST

I CAN GRUNT INTO A MICROPHONE AND GROWL! GRRR! I’M METAL! RAWR!

please… all this is childish attempts at sounding grown up and tough. It just ends up sounding ridiculous. You need more than a heavy bass and chain smoking lead singer to make metal. Anyone can do that. Well, maybe not prepubescent girls, but thats only because their voices arent that deep. Its no different than the rappers who try acting like they are actually half as bad as they say they are. ‘I got shot! that means whatever I say is deep and meaningful. hurrr!’

Looks Like... | 7/28/2007, 1:06 am EST

Looks like he was burned with a melting DEVO helmet!

Metalhead | 8/30/2007, 9:31 pm EST

Wow…thats one foolish russian. Let me guess..he listend to some Slayer and Venom and went “z0mg!!!111!!! Slayer and Venom are satnist!!!11111!!!” I have oh…about 200 metal songs on my i-tunes account, how many talk about Murder? About 3. about satan? 1 and thats about how evil satan is. Thats only my i-tunes. Most of that supposed “Satan worship” is all for shock image.

Metal Harmony | 11/14/2007, 4:42 pm EST

Metal slips past a lot of people because it isn’t “catchy” like other genres. That makes people look at metal behind a prejudice eye. And look at all the songs that are connected to drugs and alcohol!?! Far more people have been hurt from those than from being exposed to “Satan.”

Ex-Metallica Fan | 12/14/2007, 11:59 am EST

I think it’s naive to claim that metal is all just a bit of fun. Most of the successful artists have sold their souls to make it. If you’re desperate enough to make it as a rockstar then selling your soul doesn’t seem like such a bad deal. Google ” They sold their souls for Rock and Roll” Video. I used to be a big fan of Metallica but it’s empty music.

Andrew the English bloke | 2/5/2008, 1:11 pm EST

this survey sucks – whats the point of it? metal is what it is – like it or leave it. nobody is forced to listen to it. And let’s get this straight once and for all: The Darkness are about at metal as Keith Chegwin (google him).

Scrap Metal | 2/11/2008, 12:57 pm EST

Metal? Like the plates in your moronic angry little heads? Donnie and Marie were cutting edge once too! Low budget, talentless garbage.

metal saved my life | 2/23/2008, 10:52 pm EST

fuck you….metal owns. millions of people around the world listen to metal if it causes murder and all this crap than their would be more of it.

Harley Anderson | 6/22/2008, 1:28 pm EST

Heavy Metal is a widely misunderstood thing. I personally believe it saved my life. In 2001 my favourite band Swedens “The Haunted” released an album “The Haunted Made Me Do It” In which nearly every song is about Murder and Ritual. But at the same time the whole point of calling it “The Haunted Made Me Do It” Was a direct fuck you to the people who do these kinds of things blame Metal for it. The thing you need to realise is. These people were sick to begin with. Satanism and its representation in metal are hilarious theatrics. I have read a few Satanic Doctrines and its alot more humanist than anything. Its just about misinterpretation and ignorance on the behalfs of the musicians and the record companies. The Satan they are plugging is Big Red has Horns and a pointy Stick. If you didnt realise already its the people on here posting “OH MY GOD HEAVY METAL IS THE DEVIL!” That makes it even more appealing. I love it, it speaks to Millions of people around the world and connects with them. If you don’t understand that now you never will. So don’t try, leave it alone. You either love it or hate it. Its just one of those things. Its passionate thought out and enigmatic. Also to all of you that judge it have no idea about it and thinks its a talentless thing. Lets see you write Aesthetics of Hate by Machine Head or a Cryptopsy song. Until then don’t talk about things you don’t understand and stay safe in your suburban dreamscape.

Harley

Richard | 6/23/2008, 7:54 pm EST

google megadeth the name has a meaning it stands for (a mass of people dead due to NUCLEAR WAR)
not satanic shit.Listen to his songs, he doesnt have to scream or drink or do drugs (which he gave up thanks to CHRISTIANITY) all you ignorant bastards should stop bashing metal. some metal is all blues scales played paster… chromatic, pentatonic whatever
metal is for people who think ahead and see whats going to happen with society. i believe murder is caused by hiphop from the 90´s era so fuck you ignorant assholes

Metal? | 8/29/2008, 2:04 pm EST

I believe that anyone who listens to metal and is changed for the greater good than it is good. Some bands do the whole satanic thing for a show and a gimmick I doubt it is serious at all. By the way their are a rapidly growing amount of metal bands that are proclaiming Christianity. So what was that about all metal being Satanic!

Anonymous | 9/26/2008, 2:19 am EST

Satan is my favorite part of metal!

metal | 10/15/2008, 4:23 pm EST

metal is the best and its about emotions one by metallica made a huge impact on my life and gave me a reason to live when i was depressed

even though it says i wish for death in it it truly was an inspiring song

he probably listened to black metal the satanic sub genre that burns churches

nick | 10/15/2008, 11:26 pm EST

Hey ex-metallica fan. I am also an x metallica fan, but saying metal is empty music makes me sick. It brings out the most primal emotions. what other genres today have that sort of musicianship and precision

ROCKER | 11/2/2008, 2:12 am EST

It’s only Rock n Roll!
But I like it!!!!

Anonymous | 12/19/2008, 11:36 pm EST

heavy metal rules! that’s it

Alex | 1/11/2009, 8:16 pm EST

Metal isn’t satanic but some song writers songs are aitheus

Daniel | 3/2/2009, 10:36 pm EST

the world does not realize the influence that rock music has on human behavour, i too was a metallica fan, and i can tell u that when i listened to them i was miserble!!!. Jesus is the way to salvation and TRUE HAPPINESS!!! write to my email if u have questions about the christian doctrine =dnlpinto@live.com

Fuck rightwings | 3/25/2009, 4:18 pm EST

The metal is atheist,if god doesnt exist,how fuck are do it satan??
These incriminations are made by the fascists who follow the true murderer aka christianity,im sure you still think in the witch hunt

Rocker. | 3/30/2009, 7:04 pm EST

Metal rules, just under techno =P

slipknot maggot | 4/4/2009, 11:51 am EST

metal isn’t all evil, the reporter was just a dumbass.

slipknot, lamb of god, devil driver, is all good metal and non of it is satanist shlt.

700 SONGS!! | 4/4/2009, 7:37 pm EST

700 SONGS! 700 SONGS! you cannot make a determination or statical statement off just 700 songs.

ON my computer I have about 4,000 song by, 125 Artists, of 334 Albums.

I’ve been collecting CDs for just 7 years and 334 CD is not even a dent in the 1000s that are out there that I have not picked up or have yet to discover.

That 700 hundred doesn’t meet my 4000 even by 5 fold, even at 6 fold it just passes me by 200.

What am I saying is you can’t say crap when your research is based on less than an individuals collection.

Metal is not satanic, in fact over half the artists who compose metal thank GOD on their album sleeves. Some artists just pretend to be Satanic because they know it just pisses ignorant people off.

If you can get pissed off because some calls themselves a satanist, then you my friend are helping them prove a point that you are ignorant and closed minded.

Its art | 5/26/2009, 12:50 pm EST

If you ask me metal is to music as Edgar Allen Poe was to poetry and short stories. If a band sings about Satan it doesnt make them satanic. Take Slayer for instance who have a load of satanic songs. 3 out of 4 of them are Christians and the 4th is atheist so he doesnt even believe Satan exist (note: Kerry King is the atheist).

Any songs about satan or murder is about viewing things in a darker light. Metal is sick and tired of all the happy cheerful songs, so they pick the taboo subject, darkness, evil, Hell, etc. They say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, well metal sees beauty in Hell. Come on, the most popular book in The Bible is the Book of Revelation, the book about the apocalypse and war and death.

Dante wrote three books about the afterlife and out of all of them, the one where he visits Hell is the most popular (even more so than the one about Heaven). Its impossible to say that darkness and evil doesnt attract peoples attention and have a profound effect on them. If the news reports a child who skipped 3 grades, nobody watches. If the news reports a child who was raped and murdered, the world watches in shock and dismay.

Metal finds beauty in Hell. They dont accept it, they dont approve of it, but its here in our world and metal knows that. Oh and like others have said, thats the few metal bands who do sing about satan. Megadeth sings about war and politics, and german band Rammstein has a bunch of songs that are stupid fun (come on, Zwitter is about hermaphrodites and Amerika is the band making fun of the US).

whattt!! | 5/28/2009, 10:16 am EST

i’m 15 and have been listening to metal for a while now.. it is good shit. the artists just use satanic images as a gimic. unless their norweigen then they are serious about it. this guy should not stick to one genre of metal and explore other genres that arent about satan and murder

Himmlisch | 6/23/2009, 6:29 pm EST

The thing you dont know is Satan doesnt like Metal at all. Do you believe Satan is going to use a genre that only sells hundreds or some thousands of records to get souls? He loves Britney, and Hip-Hop, those suck and sell millions! Jesus loves Judas Priest. he told me in a dream

Brett Savage. | 8/31/2009, 4:47 am EST

I believe that Heavy metal is satanic so i’m going to prove that it is satanic by checking the lyrics of the bands. If it degrades God then its satanic. Nobody should listen to that garbage unless you love satan. If you use satan as a gimmick then you are satanic.You must love God not Satan. God helps you when you’re down,satan doesnt,he wants to destroy you. Satan is evil.

Brett Savage. | 8/31/2009, 4:51 am EST

Heavy metal is satanic. It kills you. It does nothing for you. It destroys your life. How can metal music save your life? Gospel music saves lifes not stupid Heavy Metal noise (Heavy metal is not music).

Brett Savage. | 8/31/2009, 4:54 am EST

Gospel music makes you feel much better than Heavy Metal garbage.

Brett Savage | 9/8/2009, 4:56 am EST

I’ve changed my mind, I now think Metal is just a genre of music and has no bearing on ones’ religious stance. I still think God is really super, because he allows us priests to kiddie fiddle as we desire. I retract my previous posts and in doing so also would like to announce that I am a complete and total douche.

Rory | 9/13/2009, 8:39 am EST

So, what, listening to a song about murder is going to influence you to go out and murder someone?
Such bullshit..

What about when you watch a crime drama, where someone for instance gets shot; is that going to make you go out and shoot someone? It’s the same principle and don’t try and argue.

The fact is that metal is very aggressive music, and it does link directly to the aggressive human temperment. What is wrong with that? If anything it allows you to become familiar with your feelings and learn to tame them.

People who try and bottle up their aggression/depression/etc. are damaging themselves. Metal certainly helps people with frustrating emotions because it lets people realise that “Hey, this guy is singing about exactly the way I’m feeling.”

When I am ever angry or frustrated over something, this music definitely helps. It confirms to you that other people feel the same way you do.

However, emo music is pure bullshit. Nobody can argue against that.

Chris666 | 9/16/2009, 11:24 am EST

BRING YOUR DAUGHTER, BRING YOUR DAUGHTER, TO THE SLAAAAUUUUGHTER. LET HER GO..LET HER GO…LET HER GO!!!!

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