No, Michael Jackson hasn’t been convicted of any crimes, but apparently his music is quite popular with inmates. If you enjoyed the ambitious groom and Bollywood-Meets-Jacko versions of Jackson’s epic “Thriller” video, you’ll love the latest remake, which allegedly comes straight from the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center in the Phillipines. Evidently the orange-clad dancers are more than 1,500 prisoners, though the video’s description warns, “This is not the final routine, and definitely not a punishment!” One question: In the original video, the girlfriend wakes up and realizes her zombie romp was all a terrible nightmare, but this rendition conspicuously lacks a happy ending — so is this a social commentary about prison life?