RIGHT he would be better in that shithole dirt farm?

He could be a Live Earth roadie

I’ve always thought that Madonna is hideously ugly, I don’t understand what people see in her, if she wasn’t so promiscuous she wouldn’t be famous.

Let’s see, living in a Beverly Hills mansion and having servants and a sure fire music career or…… flies on his face and hanging with Sally Struthers, real tough choice.

It’s pretty clear what Madonna’s intentions are for adopting a black boy from Africa. That Guy Ritchie husband of hers is not satisfying her sexually and so in a few years this black kid will have a big black schlong and be Madonna’s boy toy that she can play with. Yeah, Madonna, we know what you’re up to.

Why can’t Madonna just move to Africa and she can have all the black kids she wants and we don’t have to hear about her anymore. The media won’t step foot in Africa. And damn did she get ugly too.

What choo talkin’ ’bout, Willis?!?

Who wouldn’t be dreading having a stranger scrutinize them for five days?

Madonna Rules!

That gives her just enough time to fabricate a Malawian accent.

“-ello. I’m Maddoner. I grew up in Americar but I speak with me own british accent. Its enough to give me gulliver a right unpleasant feeling!”

Cute. Very cute.

Country Crotch, don know a damn thing… Madonna fu…ing rules and we just can,t get enough of her…

Let her do what she wants! She is MADONNA! Give that kid a chance in life, not poverty!

Hey Liquid Feces, disturbing to know how your mind works. How someone can say something so cruel and tasteless about someone they don’t know is amazing to me. Something tells me perverted justice should keep an eye on you. I can understand hating Madonna’s music, but to accuse her of wanting to fuck her own (adopted) son is reprehensible. What has this woman ever done to you to hate her so much? I almost feel sorry for you, someone with so much hate must be a very SAD LONELY person. Ever heard of suicide???

Damn alberto, are you f**king hot for Madonna or what. You stand up for her like she did something great for you. Let’s see, she’s a whore, she can’t sing, she has gapped teeth and she’s a peice of s**t. Get over yourself, the guy was just making a joke, and for that matter, I wouldn’t put it past her, she’s a sexual deviant.

If this is a conroversial as Madonna can get,well…And she can’t do porn,’cause she’s basically done it already. Besides EVERYBODY does porn now…who really wants to see that?-Rockbutterfly

Aye,Aye,Aye…

Oy,vey…

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