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Weekend Rock List: Most Annoying Songs

6/29/07, 1:11 pm EST

Celine Dion

Venting about obnoxious music is the only way to diffuse its awful power to stay in your head for hours. Therefore we’re creating a giant list of the most ire-inspiring songs in history. Nominate your selections for most annoying songs ever made, and check back Monday to see if your pick made our list. Here are five suggestions to get you going:


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Maggie | 6/29/2007, 1:17 pm EST

“Blue”-Eiffel 65

JOEY | 6/29/2007, 1:26 pm EST

“this is why i’m hot” by mims.”i can sell a mil saying nothing on the track,” he raps. AND HOW.

Jann Wenner | 6/29/2007, 1:26 pm EST

I LOVE “Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm.”

“Brown Eyed Girl” by Van Morrison
“Smell Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana
Anything by Sublime
Anything by Smashing Pumpkins
Anything by My Chemical Romance. Their manager, btw, is the BIGGEST prick on the planet.

this | 6/29/2007, 1:27 pm EST

Anything recent by Green Day, but ESPECIALLY “blvd of broken dreams”.

That’s right, the song is so bad and so overplayed (at least it was a couple years ago) that the title deserves no CAPS.

That and mmm-bop, nsync or any other 90s corporate pop.

Mark | 6/29/2007, 1:27 pm EST

“I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. One of my roommates in college blasted this song constantly. I no longer speak to him and have questioned his manhood ever since.

G-Dawg | 6/29/2007, 1:27 pm EST

My Humps-Fergie
Hollaback Girl-Gwen Stefani

Mark | 6/29/2007, 1:28 pm EST

“I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. One of my roommates in college blasted this song constantly. I no longer speak to him and have questioned his manhood ever since.

bob | 6/29/2007, 1:32 pm EST

I agree the Witney Houston version is annoying. However I love the Dolly Parton rendition.

katie | 6/29/2007, 1:33 pm EST

James Blunt – ‘You’re Beautiful’

anything by Linkin Park

Scott | 6/29/2007, 1:34 pm EST

Anything and everything by Kanye West.

Lord Humongous | 6/29/2007, 1:37 pm EST

Fergie – London Bridge

Hey | 6/29/2007, 1:40 pm EST

Almost everything from the 80s and 90s with the exception of a few good rock bands. Boy bands were the worst! Long live the 60s!!!

Jesse | 6/29/2007, 1:42 pm EST

My Humps-Black Eyed Peas
Girlfriend-Avril Lavigne
This Ain’t A Scene-Fall Out Boy

90s Pop | 6/29/2007, 1:43 pm EST

“Shape of My Heart” BSB

Anonymous | 6/29/2007, 1:43 pm EST

“Before He Cheats” by Carrie Underwood. And anything by Kelly Clarkson

schockyourself | 6/29/2007, 1:45 pm EST

The “Friends” theme song

Jaime | 6/29/2007, 1:45 pm EST

“I’m too Sexy” by Right Said Fred
“Barbie World” Aqua
“Macarena” Los Del Rio
“Mambo #5″ dont remember who sings it
“Shake your Bom Bom” Ricky Martin

Worst Post Ever | 6/29/2007, 1:45 pm EST

Not saying that it’s a bad song or anything…but I get really irked when “One Armed Scissor” by At The Drive-In comes OUT OF NOWHERE in any various MTV/VH-1 show.

Frank | 6/29/2007, 1:46 pm EST

Amy Winehouse – Rehab, and basically anything else she’s done

wordy-turdy too-step | 6/29/2007, 1:46 pm EST

anything by the black eyed peas—that pulp fiction remix and ‘my hump’ especially.

’steady as she goes’–the raconteurs

and my coworkers and i DREADED when ’suddenly i see’ –kt tunstall came on the radio 10 times a day.

andrew | 6/29/2007, 1:48 pm EST

anything ace of base
“with arms wide open” -creed
“the final countdown”
“revolution 9″ by the beatles

Lacey | 6/29/2007, 1:48 pm EST

Rehab by Amy Winehouse. My brother constantly sings the lyrics to that song, and I think it completely sucks. Also, anything by Fergie is pretty damn annoying.

Sarah | 6/29/2007, 1:49 pm EST

“Photograph” Nickelback …. “look at this photograph, oh how it makes me laugh…” Did he write those lyrics or actually pay someone to do that… it’s so horrible either way.

Brett | 6/29/2007, 1:51 pm EST

Anything “modern alt rock” like Creed, Nickelback, Linkin Park, etc.
(shudder)

Mark | 6/29/2007, 1:52 pm EST

This ain’t a scene it’s a god damned arms race??? What the hell does that even mean???

Scott P | 6/29/2007, 1:54 pm EST

REM – “Shiny Happy People”
Daft Punk – “Around the World”

BD | 6/29/2007, 1:54 pm EST

Good Riddance – Green Day

Dan | 6/29/2007, 1:57 pm EST

Perhaps some of you are missing the point…pick a song by a specific group, not “anything by…”

For example:

“Graduation Song” – Vitamin C
“Diamonds and Guns” – The Transplants
“Who Says You Can’t Go Home” – Bon Jovi

chasingheathercrazy | 6/29/2007, 2:02 pm EST

“Revolution #9″ – The Beatles
or even “You Know My Name, Look Up The Number” – The Beatles

Blazes | 6/29/2007, 2:02 pm EST

How about top 40 radio, or format radio, or even sat radio? Whatever the genre, doesn’t matter.
All of these rely on setlists of the same inbred songs repeated to the point of beyond annoying.
Perfectly good songs can become really annoying when played too much.

Wax | 6/29/2007, 2:03 pm EST

“American Pie”

Uggggh.

El Fuego Phallus | 6/29/2007, 2:03 pm EST

anything by Black Eyed Peas
anything by Maroon 5
anything by Sean Paul
and that mind-numbingly retarded “this is why I’m hot” song. Proof that the human race is now evolving backwards.

Anonymous | 6/29/2007, 2:04 pm EST

Satan says “screw pitchforks and fire” and decides to play Avril Lavigne’s “Girlfriend” for all eternity.

What were her influences? Toni Basil? Mother of God.

Franco | 6/29/2007, 2:09 pm EST

Everything She Said (TATU)
Aserejé (Las Ketchup)
Turn The Beat Around (Gloria Estefan)
Beautiful (James Blunt)
Always (Bon Jovi)
Whenever, Wherever (Shakira)

The ballads of Enrique Iglesias and Ricky Martin (My dog sings better than them)

Geoff | 6/29/2007, 2:13 pm EST

“Man I Feel Like A Woman” by Shania Twain

Kyle Parris | 6/29/2007, 2:17 pm EST

“No Rain” by Blind Lemon.

JudasConstant | 6/29/2007, 2:23 pm EST

The Greatest Love of All

It’s like a badly worded saluditorian speech that rambles and rambles before finally getting to it’s incomprehensible, menial point.

Rafterman | 6/29/2007, 2:25 pm EST

I would like to second the Barbie song. That and anything by Celine Dion

LEN KARP | 6/29/2007, 2:28 pm EST

I CANNOT STAND “DON’T WORRY BE HAPPY”

Gwen | 6/29/2007, 2:29 pm EST

-Any MCR/Panic at the disco/Fall out boy.
-Any Justin Timberlake
-Crazy- Gnarls Barkley, great song but I’ve heard it too many times.
-Any 90ties boyband stuff
-YMCA-Village people
-I will survive-Gloria Gaynor
-Everlasting love-any version
-Like a virgin-Madonna

The Duke | 6/29/2007, 2:29 pm EST

“We Built This City” – Starship

SteveS | 6/29/2007, 2:29 pm EST

You’re Beautiful by James Blunt is not only a bad song, it’s probably the worst song in a long long time. This song sounds like it came from the 70’s, a decade known for it’s bad songs… like Seasons of the Sun (Terry Jacks) or Loving You (Minnie Ripperton), or MacArthur Park (a song so utterly stupid, it doesn’t matter who does it).

Cosi | 6/29/2007, 2:29 pm EST

Proof that the human race is now evolving backwards: El Fuego Phallus not knowing that “evolving backwards” is an impossible, oxymoronic notion, and that “regression” — or even “devolution” — is the proper English phrase he was pathetically failing to utilize while trying to appear intelligent.

sp | 6/29/2007, 2:31 pm EST

you’re beautiful!
you’re beautiful!
you’re beautiful it’s true!

SteveS | 6/29/2007, 2:33 pm EST

Don’t Worry Be Happy
Kokomo

anything by Sheryl Crow (she can take her hippie crap back to the 60’s with her)

Can’t you tell that I’m annoyed ???

SteveS | 6/29/2007, 2:34 pm EST

Oh my…. I forgot:

I WILL SURVIVE !!!

JT Lewis | 6/29/2007, 2:34 pm EST

Anything by Coldplay. The king’s of whiney pop rock.

Andy | 6/29/2007, 2:34 pm EST

Dont Stop Believing

SteveS | 6/29/2007, 2:35 pm EST

I am Woman – Helen Reddy

LOL !!!

... | 6/29/2007, 2:35 pm EST

er…
“No Rain” by Blind MELON isn’t a bad song. It can get to be a little bit too much, though.
And then…
*”This Is Why I’m Hot” – MIMS
*”Hey There Delilah” or however the hell it’s spelled by the plain white tees or something. Ugh. I HATE THIS SONG. It’s nothing but a soppy, badly composed song that exists for the sole purpose of teenaged boys to download it and mindlessly place it on a CD made for their ‘girlfriend’s.
*”Girlfriend” – Avril Lavigne
*”Pain” – 3 Days Grace
*”American Idiot” – Green Day
*”Basketcase” – Green Day

rickjamess | 6/29/2007, 2:36 pm EST

“Because I got High” by Afroman
“How Bizzarre” OMC

SteveS | 6/29/2007, 2:38 pm EST

Just to prove that I’m not old at 41 years old, I’ll throw in anything by Five For Fighting… Talk about annoying !!!

Give that guy a game misconduct while you’re at it !!!

There… I made some rather annoying contributions to the list… have an annoying weekend !!!

Xcrement | 6/29/2007, 2:40 pm EST

How about:

“Eye of the Tiger” by Survivor.

Bring Back the 60's | 6/29/2007, 2:41 pm EST

arrrghhh someone actually suggested Green Day for this list? you’ve got to be kidding me…why don’t we start with 95% of what is on top 40 radio today? rihanna? you’ve got to be kidding me…and that ridiculous paris hilton disc…almost everything mariah carey has ever done…everything hinder has done, with the exception of Get Stoned which is funny, if decidedly lame…i could go on forever. the tripe turned out by many of the people who pass for artists these days just annoys me that much…why is good music on its last legs?!

Cosi | 6/29/2007, 2:41 pm EST

More proof that the human race is evolving backwards: From SteveS, the notion that the 70s was “a decade known for its [sp] bad songs…” So, according to your sweeping theory of the 70s being famous for bad songs, I suppose we should then discount the entire catalogues produced between 1970 and 1979 by The Allman Brothers, The Rolling Stones, Steely Dan, Led Zeppelin, Tom Waits, The Band, Aerosmith, and The Eagles, just to name a few, since they all made obviously horrible music in the 70s, right?. Moron.

Stuporfly | 6/29/2007, 2:44 pm EST

4 Non-Blondes – “What’s Up?” (Easily the most irritating, poorly sung nightmare of a song foisted upon the airwaves during all of the 90’s. Simply wretched.)
The Offspring – “Pretty Fly for a White Guy”
Evanescence – “Bring Me to Life” (So hilariously overwrought and phony, it ought to be covered note for note and word for word by superhack Weird Al.)
Counting Crowes – “Mr. Jones” (Makes me want to punch out an entire poetry club.)
Rusted Root – “Send Me on My Way” (If the original hippies could have seen this coming, they’d have shaved their heads and gotten day jobs).

Brett | 6/29/2007, 2:44 pm EST

500 miles….I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more…da da da… makes me want to open my wrists

Jack | 6/29/2007, 2:45 pm EST

Anything by Linkin Park – because it ALL sounds the same and it is ALWAYS on the damn radio – go away!

Kyle | 6/29/2007, 2:46 pm EST

“Girlfriend” by Avril. Not only is it a bad song, it’s a copy of that “Mickey” song. Uggh.

Nello | 6/29/2007, 2:47 pm EST

Hey Dan, what? are you the comment police?
Anything by Nickleback or Avril

PastyJournalist | 6/29/2007, 2:47 pm EST

“I’m Real” – J. Lopez/Ja-Rule

Hendrix | 6/29/2007, 2:49 pm EST

That stupid song from a few years ago, the one that went “You and me baby aint nothin but mammals, so lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel…”

That song sounds like a microphone is being lowered into hell and thats what it sounds like down there.

Also…the thong song. I forget who that was by as well. But it made me want to kill myself. I seriously think that five years ago was some of the worst pop music to ever assault our ears.

I’m liking this commemoration of the summer of love. Lets all listen to some good music and forget about these annoying songs that were a bane to our existence. Bring me the Doors, Cream, the Airplane, Hendrix, the Who, Joplin, Dylan, Zep, Simon and Garfunkle…

Anybody in?

Rob | 6/29/2007, 2:50 pm EST

So many to chose from, but “You’re Beautiful” by James Blunt makes me want to wretch.

Reid | 6/29/2007, 2:50 pm EST

Barbie Girl – Aqua

Trance | 6/29/2007, 2:50 pm EST

welcome to the jungle, guns n roses

DrJ | 6/29/2007, 2:51 pm EST

“You’re Beautiful” (James Blunt”
“I Would Walk 500 Miles” (those irritating Scottish guys)
“Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm” (Crash Test Dummies)
“American Pie” (Don McLean)
“Bohemian Rhapsody” (Queen)

Nello | 6/29/2007, 2:52 pm EST

Hey Hendrix! I thought you were dead… anyways, I’m in, but add some classic Van Halen to the mix

SteveS | 6/29/2007, 2:52 pm EST

What Hurts The Most (IS MY EARS) by Rascal Flatts !!!

These songs were brought to you by The Blend, XM Radio, which I have to sit through everyday here at work… Terrorists get to listen to better music than this !!!

DT | 6/29/2007, 2:53 pm EST

all time most annoying song is easily “you light up my life”. even at 4 years old I knew that shit wasn’t right.

ray | 6/29/2007, 2:54 pm EST

Okie from Muskoge Merle Haggard

Hodge Podge | 6/29/2007, 2:54 pm EST

She Bang- The Asian Guy
She Bang- The Manudo Guy

SteveS | 6/29/2007, 2:59 pm EST

Our Country by John Mellencamp…

Woodie Guthrie, he’s not…
Bruce Springsteen, he’s not…
lil Pink Houses, it’s not…

Whitey Ford | 6/29/2007, 3:00 pm EST

Blur – Song 2

Oddjob | 6/29/2007, 3:02 pm EST

“What’s Up” 4 Non Blondes. Also the award for the worst tune to have as your theme song. Imagine how hated you would be if this song played every time you stepped into a room?

“Beautiful” James Blunt

WOW | 6/29/2007, 3:03 pm EST

Octopus’s Garden-Beatles
Also everything by Fergie and KISS!

Johnny Kickass | 6/29/2007, 3:05 pm EST

These are the songs that almost gave me a psychotic breakdown because they were played on the hour for about a year each:

-’The Reason is You’ Hoobastank
-’Accidentaly in Love’ Counting Crows
-’You’re Beautiful’ James Blunt
- Maroon 5’s first album
- All Britney’s singles from her first 2 albums – quite possibly the worst music ever made
- ‘Photograph’ by Nickleback; the guys voice is just so laughably over-earnest, makes me ill

Eviland | 6/29/2007, 3:08 pm EST

I’m not going to be too specific;

Anything by; Nickelback, Daughtrey, Jethro Tull, 3 Doors Down, 3 Days Grace, Screamo, Breaking Benjamin, Most if not all modern country, pop-rap, well, just pretty much anything in the top 40 or “alt rock”.

jm | 6/29/2007, 3:09 pm EST

“Don’t want to miss a thing” Aerosmith

“you’re beautiful” James Blunt

Tom | 6/29/2007, 3:10 pm EST

Billy Don`t be a hero by Bo Donaldson and the heywoods,Little Willy won`t go home by Sweet,Stayin` alive by the Bee Gees,You light up my life by Debbie Boone,Tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree by Tony Orlando and Dawn,Sister Christian by Night Ranger,Babe by Styx.

DeadHorse | 6/29/2007, 3:11 pm EST

“What’s Up?” 4 Non Blondes

Jason P. | 6/29/2007, 3:13 pm EST

Achey Breaky Heart – Billy Ray Cirus

I’m Blue – Eiffel 65

That Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy song

DeadHorse | 6/29/2007, 3:13 pm EST

“Home” Chris Daughtry
“Bad Day” Daniel Powter
I dread and dreaded the voting off segment of American Idol for these two songs alone.

Boston rockchick | 6/29/2007, 3:14 pm EST

“I get knocked out” or whatever it was called by Chumbawumba.

“Had A Bad Day” – was that James Blunt too? Ugh…

SteveS | 6/29/2007, 3:16 pm EST

Muskrat Love – Captain and Tennille
The Night Chicago Died – Paperlace
You’re Having My Baby – Paul Anka
Paul McCartney – most of his solo career

meglovesrs | 6/29/2007, 3:16 pm EST

500 Miles- the Proclaimers
Let’s get Physical
You’re Beautiful-James Blunt
My Humps- Fergie

Nonomore | 6/29/2007, 3:17 pm EST

That kind of voice, from Dion, makes me shriek. It reminded me of some kids scratching his nails on the blackboard while writing!
This means that people that pays and travelled to Las Vegas to hear that, have to be totally ignorant of what good music is supposed to be . But I guess they dream seeing themselves in her place and drop a tear and… have paid mega bucks to see …crap.
This proves that financial success
is more important that the artistic search. But this is the way this planet operates today.
More decadent haven’t we seen since the Roman decline.

SteveS | 6/29/2007, 3:18 pm EST

For something recent on alt rock radio, The Bird and The Worm by The Used makes me change the channel each time !!!

IMRight | 6/29/2007, 3:20 pm EST

Bring back the 60’s? Really? As if Herman’s Hermits were excusable.

SteveS | 6/29/2007, 3:20 pm EST

It starting to look like You’re Beautiful by James Blunt is becoming the runaway “winner” of this poll.

SuperFurryAnimal | 6/29/2007, 3:23 pm EST

1. Barbie Girl – ???
2. Anything by Paris/Nicky Hilton
3. Anything by Britney/Ashlee/Jessica
4. Anything by any of the American Idol winners or losers
5. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer – ???

Ryan P | 6/29/2007, 3:26 pm EST

“Two of Hearts”, Stacy Q
“Somebody’s Watching Me”- Rockwell

I kick it old school cause im an old fool.

leo3375 | 6/29/2007, 3:29 pm EST

MIMS, “This is Why I’m Hot”
Fergie, “London Bridge”
Gwen Stefani, “Wind It Up” (sorry Gwen)
Black Eyed Peas, “My Humps” (Alanis did it better)
Aqua, “Barbie Girl”
Spice Girls, “Wannabe”
Daniel Powter, “Bad Day”
Eiffel 65, “Blue”
Los Del Rio, “Macarena”
Vengaboys, “We Like To Party”
Fall Out Boy, “Dance Dance”

SuperFurryAnimal | 6/29/2007, 3:29 pm EST

Wait, I forgot these classic gems…
1. Magic by Pilot
2. Macarena
3. Anything Latin or country
4. Red Hot Chili Peppers
5. Frank Sinatra

J Hardin | 6/29/2007, 3:30 pm EST

“I Try” – Macy Gray…..pretty much the most overplayed song in the history of radio.

RaMoS | 6/29/2007, 3:30 pm EST

the venga boys song for sure… oh God put me out of my everlasting misery and make sure that song gets #1 in most annoying and also that this is why im hot song and my humps by the black eyed peas.

choloman | 6/29/2007, 3:31 pm EST

“mambo number 5″ by whoever it is
“you’re beautiful” james blunt
“I will always love you” – whitney houston
“we dind’t start the fire” billy joel
“macarena” and “asereje” – the worst latin music ever
“YMCA” village people

SteveS | 6/29/2007, 3:31 pm EST

Morrissey does a pretty good job annoying people… Girlfriend in a Coma, Bigmouth Strikes Again, How Soon is Now?, Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now, Everyday is Like Sunday… etc.

Karma Chameleon – Culture Club

Anything by Michael Bolton

Anything covered by Rod Stewart or Michael McDonald.

Everything I Do – Bryan Adams

jill hives | 6/29/2007, 3:33 pm EST

push the little daisies – ween
she don’t use jelly – the flaming lips
maxwell’s silver hammer – the beatles
two princes – the spin doctors
faith – limp bizkit version
damn, i wish i was your lover – sophie b. hawkins

then there’s great songs that graduate to annoying by way of being played too goddamn often.

like a rolling stone, wonderwall, etc just about killed by their ubuity…

jill hives | 6/29/2007, 3:36 pm EST

er, ubiquity (damn drugs!)

muzzy63 | 6/29/2007, 3:37 pm EST

The Duke is right; We Built This City by Starship is the most annoying song in history.

But, um, nobody is mentioning anything off of Metal Machine Music? Doesn’t that qualify as annoying?

SteveS | 6/29/2007, 3:38 pm EST

Can’t believe nobody came up with Mr. Roboto by Styx…

Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto

SteveS | 6/29/2007, 3:43 pm EST

Yeah, We Built This City is annoying… but You’re Beautiful is nail on the chalkboard annoying. Bile rising in your throat annoying. I would say the You’re Beautiful is probably the most annoying song since I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing by Aerosmith, thanks to whoever brought that song up, I needed to hear that song about as much as needed to hear a dentist’s drill !!!

SuperFurryAnimal | 6/29/2007, 3:44 pm EST

Come on man, that Rockwell song was catchy!

;-) | 6/29/2007, 3:48 pm EST

OMG!

“YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL” – JAMES BLUNT

“YOUR BODY IS A WONDERLAND” – JOHN MAYER

“HIPS DON’T LIE” – SHAKIRA

“LIVIN’ LA VIDA LOCA” – RICKY MARTIN

Man, there are too many. Pretty much anything on the radio. But these are my winners.

SteveS | 6/29/2007, 3:48 pm EST

Phil Collins… especially Su-Susudio

rudie | 6/29/2007, 3:52 pm EST

“Sex and Candy” by Marcy Playground makes me want to rip my ears off. Also, “This is How a Heart Breaks” by Rob Thomas. Actually, ANYTHING by Rob Thomas or Matchbox 20 is annoying beyond belief.

LateNightRadio | 6/29/2007, 3:55 pm EST

Hahaha this list is making me realize that I have a penchant for “annoying” music. I love some of the songs mentioned below specifically for the fact that they are so bad they are awesome. I concur that Bad Day by Daniel Powder is a pretty F’ing atrocious song. I’ll add Hey Oh or pretty much anything the Red Hot Chilli Peppers have done lately to the list.

Dean | 6/29/2007, 3:56 pm EST

Top 5 most annoying songs ever (to me):

Holla Back Girl – Gwen Stefani
Jump – Van Halen
Sheryl Crow – Soak up the Sun
Mambo Number 5 – ?
Blue – Eiffel 65

SteveS | 6/29/2007, 3:57 pm EST

Anybody remember O Superman by Laurie Anderson ???

Sean | 6/29/2007, 3:57 pm EST

I think All Top 10 pop music is awful, but there are songs that stand out such as

She will be loved by Maroon Five
Sexyback by Justin Timberlake
Rockstar by Nickelback
My Heart will go on by Celine Dion
The Way you love me by Faith Hill
Live like you were dying by Tim McGraw
Summertime by Kenny Chesney

Sam Lee | 6/29/2007, 3:58 pm EST

All songs of Akon are very iritating, the worst Mr Lonely, and Your Beautiful by James Blunt

SteveS | 6/29/2007, 4:06 pm EST

Dancing in the Streets – David Bowie and Mick Jagger

SteveS | 6/29/2007, 4:09 pm EST

Landslide – Dixie Chicks

What a horrific version of a wonderful Fleetwood Mac song… the Smashing Pumkins showed the right way to cover this song.

perfectomix | 6/29/2007, 4:11 pm EST

Missy Elliot: Get Ur Freak On
Los Del Rio: Macarena
Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons: Big Girls Don’t Cry
GNR: Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door
Baha Men: Who Let The Dogs Out
Nickelback: How You Remind Me
The Rembrandts: I’ll Be There For You
Lifehouse: You And Me
Lou Bega: Mambo No. 5
Hoobastank: The Reason
Natasha Bedingfield: Unwritten
Afroman: Because I Got High
Savage Garden: Truly Madly Deeply
Steve Miller: Abracadabra
Blur: Song #2
Maroon 5: She Will Be Loved
The Police: Mother
The Smashing Pumpkins: Tales Of A Scorched Earth
BTO: Takin’ Care Of Business
Whichever rapper did Right Thurr
Rolling Stones: She’s So Cold
Usher & Alicia Keys: My Boo
Lou Reed: The Bells
The Romantics: What I Like About You
Black Eyed Peas: Let’s Get It Started
Olivia Newton John: I Honestly Love You / Let’s Get Physical (tie!)
The Godforsaken Grease Mega-Mix
Pat Benatar: Hit Me With Your Best Shot
Eric Clapton: Tears In Heaven

Last but definitely not least…
Stevie Wonder: I Just Called To Say I Love You

RaMoS | 6/29/2007, 4:14 pm EST

MIKA – GRACE KELLY

SCISSOR SISTERS – I DONT FEEL LIKE DANCING

BLACK EYED PEAS – MY HUMPS

god put me out of my ever lasting misery and put these albums in especially the MIKA song pleaseee

Johnny Kickass | 6/29/2007, 4:15 pm EST

Yes!…’Sex and Candy’ by Marcy Playground, forgot about that one.
It has that elusive quality that pushes it beyond merely bad to the supernaturally annoying.

Am I the only one that thinks ‘The Reason is You’ by Hoobastank belongs?

Also, ‘I Try’ by Macy Grey is there too – her vocals are so grating. ‘I’m soulful cause ah sing lik theyayayayayayayayayas’ Shoot me! Or her! Just make it stop!

Molly | 6/29/2007, 4:16 pm EST

Holla Back Girl – Gwen Stefani

Percy | 6/29/2007, 4:19 pm EST

Love You Limp by Canadian group Golgotha

Jeremie | 6/29/2007, 4:20 pm EST

Nickelback: the one about the living room being a boxing ring, OR, the one about being a rock star.

Bob Saget's Revenge | 6/29/2007, 4:24 pm EST

You are all wrong, wrong, wrong…

The most annoying song of all time is: “Your Beautiful” by James Blunt.

This has been scientifically proven, so this thread may be closed now…

SteveS | 6/29/2007, 4:29 pm EST

I agree with You’re Beautiful, to some extent, since some of the really grotesque songs of the 70’s are older than many on this board, as well as the editors of this list. Loving You by Minnie Rippington is every bit as annoying as You’re Beautiful. If you don’t believe me, go to iTunes. A group of my friends debated this subject a long time ago with quite a few beers thrown in to inspire us… Seasons of the Sun by Terry Jacks wound up as the worst song of all time, in our opinion. Loving You, and MacArthur Park were right up there as well, and You’re Beautiful is climbing this chart, with a bullet !!!

burntorange | 6/29/2007, 4:30 pm EST

let me state the obvious
-anything by James Blunt is annoying
-Kelly Clarkson’s because of you was okay at first, but got annoying after a while
-Rihanna is annoying, esp. ‘umberella’
-anything by Celine Dion, Whitney Houston and/or Mariah Carrey are annoying
-The song ‘This is why I’m hot’ is annoying and stupid
-Madona is annoying
-The ‘wind beneath my wings’ song is annoying because it plays at everybody’s funeral and/or wedding reception
-Fergie is annoying.
-Anything from Gwen Stefani’s solo career is annoying.
-The Carrie Underwood song with the video where she trashes that guy’s car is annoying. I don’t know the name of the song.
-Avril Laveign or how ever you spell her last name is annoying. -Nickleback is annoying
-Daddy Yankee is annoying
-Fall out boy is annoying
-Top 40 Radio is annoying
-Pat Benatar is annoying
-High School musical is annoying

I’d go on, but i’m too annoyed.

ana 1171 | 6/29/2007, 4:34 pm EST

i wanted to brought to you attention that some od the classic most annoying songs that never seem to die and and i almost always cursed to listen while driving in a taxi..or in a supermarket..

1.i just called to say i love you
2.last christmas i gave you my heart …
3. everything ever made by marriah carrie
4.it’s the final countdown
5. quit playing games with my heart
6.unbrake my heart and spanish guitar
7.freestyleer!!!
8. the theme from the bevely hills cop
9. the tide is high but i am holding on… i don’t know the title
10. the theme from zoro, the duet

gc | 6/29/2007, 4:34 pm EST

brown eyed girl-van morrison
you’re beutiful-james blunt
don’t cha-pussycat dolls
since u been gone-kelly clarkson
pacience-guns ‘n roses

Tom | 6/29/2007, 4:35 pm EST

Mmm-Bop- Hanson
Mambo No. 5- Lou Bega
I’ll Be Missing You- Puff Daddy or whatever his name is now
American Badass- Kid Rock
Cowboy- Kid Rock
Spirit in the Sky- Norman Greenbaum
I’m Your Captain- Grand Funk
Do You Feel Like We Do- Peter Frampton
Barbie Girl- Aqua
What’s Up- 4 Non Blondes
Achy Breaky Heart- Billy Ray Cyrus
Leave Your Hat On- Joe Cocker
Jukebox Hero- Foreigner
The Flame- Cheap Trick
Red, White and Blue- Lynyrd Skynyrd
God Bless the USA- Lee Greenwood
(Don’t call me unpatriotic for listing these last two. I love my country but those songs are awful.)

Adeel F. | 6/29/2007, 4:37 pm EST

I can’t believe no one has mentioned “Milkshake” by whatever her name is. Ridiculously annoying song. I HAVE to change the channel any time that song comes on the radio. Any person could walk off the street into a studio and record a better song.

john | 6/29/2007, 4:39 pm EST

brown eyed girl- van morrison
light my fire- the doors
you’re beautifil-james blunt (i swear to god if i ever hear that song again im gonna rip my spine out and choke myself with it)

john | 6/29/2007, 4:40 pm EST

*beautiful

sorry.

kate | 6/29/2007, 4:42 pm EST

its the end of the world as we know it-R.E.M.

Lizzie | 6/29/2007, 4:42 pm EST

anything by Fergie. and/or that BEP song “My humps” or whatever you call it.

kate | 6/29/2007, 4:42 pm EST

its the end of the world as we know it-R.E.M.

Chris? | 6/29/2007, 4:44 pm EST

“She Bangs” By Ricky Martin
“You Are My Destiny”-?
But the one song I absolutely, positively, unequivicoly, without a doubt hate, despise, detest, revile, and loathe with the white-hot intensity of a BILLION suns is
“Raindrops Keep Fallin’ On My Head”
by Bacharach/David. Every time that song (I use the term loosely here) pipes out of whatever speakers have the dishonor of amplifying this turd, an angel pulls its own wings off.

Steve | 6/29/2007, 4:46 pm EST

Take mmmm mmmm mmmm off. That’s wrong. Most people enjoy that song. Also, the mmmm mmm mmm part is low pitched making it less unpleasant to the ear.

The heart will go on is a good song, but it was overplayed a long time ago.

Try these:

Shiny Happy People by REM, It’s the end of the World REM.

Remember Rolling Stoners because there a great band doesn’t mean they don’t make bad songs. I noticed your list only picks on artists that are easily hated by a majority of your readers. Don’t be bullies. Don’t pick on the weak like Celine Dion. She cannot be defended by your audience. If you want to pick on her, pick on her fairly where you have an equal number of supporters and takers away.

Anyhow, back to annoying songs. The key here for you editors is to find songs that are inherently annoying. You don’t want to pick songs that are annoying just because they’re overplayed. That is only one reason a song can be annoying. Some songs are naturally and innately annoying and will only take one listen to annoy.

REM “Shiny Happy People”, “It’s the End of The World”

The end of Beck Odelay is annoying. It’s just noise. Really high pitched random noise. It kills a man’s ears.

Rush. I can’t pick a song because all of their singles are decent, but sometimes the man’s voice can’t be accepted. It offends my sensitivity. I’m not the only one.

Star Spangled Banner by Francis Scott Keys. Not the song itself, but the standing up and pretending to be solemn that is annoying.

The Chicken Dance song. Terrible music. Could make a man kill himself. Could be used as a form of torture. There is no question in my mind. You could really hurt someone with that song.

Alright, I’m done.

murphie | 6/29/2007, 4:47 pm EST

how i beat shaq by aaron carter

just a fucking stupid and annoying song

Rich | 6/29/2007, 5:03 pm EST

It isn’t novelty songs that have a real, lasting irritating quality. Not compared to these abominations and the like:

1. “More Than Words” – Extreme
2. “What’s Up” – 4 Non Blondes
3. “With Arms Wide Open” – Creed
4. “If I Had $1000000″ – Barenaked Ladies
5. “The Joker” – Steve Miller Band

Marta | 6/29/2007, 5:06 pm EST

HEY HEY YOU YOU bla bla bla bla.Definetly “girlfriend” by avril lavigne!
the most anoying song ever by the punk-pop-rock-whatever-princes s.
aww of course,and anything from american idol

Rich | 6/29/2007, 5:07 pm EST

Also, it’s been mentioned already, but I’d like to put a vote in for “We Didn’t Start the Fire” as well, for obvious reasons.

J | 6/29/2007, 5:08 pm EST

My Girlfriend or whatever by Avril
Sweet Escape by Gwen

Marta | 6/29/2007, 5:13 pm EST

oh i forgot!and anything, oh jesus aaaaaanything by r.kelly. Have you heard “im a flirt”?its the most retarded song since that one from mims. Well, mims have surprised me but r.kelly,oh men you`ve beat`em.

Believe It | 6/29/2007, 5:19 pm EST

“Ava Adore” — Smashing Pumpkins, both the song and the video
“I’ve Never Been to Me” — Charlene

BRIAN | 6/29/2007, 5:21 pm EST

Cher’s “Believe” is unbelievably annoying. Also that song “party like a rock star”- it took what? 2 minutes to write that crap

Sodadi | 6/29/2007, 5:22 pm EST

Most of the people posting seem to be annoying…does that count?

Fergie – Glamorous = “annoying”

Willard | 6/29/2007, 5:26 pm EST

Definitely “How Bizarre” by… what the fuck were they called? OMC, I think.

That’s about as bad as it gets.

kingrick | 6/29/2007, 5:29 pm EST

“Going Under”-Evanescence (especially the acoustic version)
“Wind of Change”- Scorpions
“Wind Beneath My Wings”- Bette Middler
“Heart in Ohio”- Hawthorne Heights
“Mr. Brightside”- The Killers
“The Chicken Dance” ?
“Cotton-Eyed Joe”- ?
“Train Kept-a Rollin” -Aerosmith (their live cover is horrendous)
“Disco Duck”- Rick Dees

JonEnglish | 6/29/2007, 5:35 pm EST

How about “Best-Crappy Song” like She Bangs by William Hung!

metalkills | 6/29/2007, 5:37 pm EST

all star by smash mouth.. HORRID

pstoff | 6/29/2007, 5:38 pm EST

i think everyone is overlooking the obvious here the most annoying song ever…..hands down is…. whoot there it is. a very close second is real thing by bo bitch. and finally a very annoying song is “be with you” by Mr. Big. i know i chose from differnt decades but suckiness knows no time limits, and these really stand out. if you really want to kill yourself listen to anything by billy ocean.

Shawn D | 6/29/2007, 5:41 pm EST

“The Ketchup Song”
“Cotton Eyed Joe”
“The Sign”

wordy-turdy too-step | 6/29/2007, 5:43 pm EST

‘trapped in the closet” -r. kelly

‘elevation’ and ‘vertigo’ by U2

‘believe’ by cher

and that f*cking song in the pepsi commercial where that d-bag bounces around on a ball

Paul | 6/29/2007, 5:44 pm EST

anything by Hansom or Westlife, both of them sucks

kiowa | 6/29/2007, 5:45 pm EST

“the bodygard song” or whatever is the name – W Houston
All reggeaton
All R&B
“the lemon tree song”
All by “boys” bands + spin off
Dance/Disco music

crankycoyote | 6/29/2007, 5:45 pm EST

1)EVERYTHING Whitney Houston ever recorded.
2)EVERYTHING by Fergie/Black Eyed peas,especially “My Humps”
3)EVERYTHING by FallOutBoy
4)EVERYTHING by Toby Keith (and whoever that gay guy is who “married” Renee Zelwiger for a couple days)
Pretty much any and everything currently on the Billboard top 100.

A-Non | 6/29/2007, 5:50 pm EST

Anything by:
–Akon “im gunna f*ck you…”

–Barenaked Ladies (is it fair to cite a band’s ENTIRE CATALOGUE?)

–Nickelback (every time you listen to Nickelback, god kills a kitten)

or Creed (Nickelback II: Electric Bugaloo)

Brent | 6/29/2007, 5:50 pm EST

first of all, good call on the list. pretty accurate and appropriate. definitely worth adding:

“3 Little Pigs” by Green Jelly (god how can people like this song?)

The band Cake in general (”Short Skirt, Long Jacket” and “The Distance”, yea, i can talk to a band playing crap rock too. doesn’t mean i’m talented!)

“Hollaback Girl” -Gwen Stefani (catchy beat, but those are the most annoying and meaningless lyrics i’ve ever read)

Delaybass | 6/29/2007, 5:51 pm EST

Anything with Fergie. But so I get counted i will say…
Glamorous and Lady Lumps

Delaybass | 6/29/2007, 5:51 pm EST

Anything with Fergie. But so I get counted i will say…
Glamorous and Lady Lumps

seyff | 6/29/2007, 5:52 pm EST

shakira is lucky that avril dumbass came out with that stupid girlfriend crap, sucks big time
111

Ando | 6/29/2007, 6:04 pm EST

Any of those hits by Smash Mouth are really annoying

ali25 | 6/29/2007, 6:05 pm EST

LIPS OF AN ANGEL- HINDER!!!

W | 6/29/2007, 6:06 pm EST

Barbie Girl

Anonymous | 6/29/2007, 6:10 pm EST

this is why i’m hot by MIMS…
party like a rockstar…
and most stuff on pop radio…

the people responsible for this music should be dragged out into the streets, jeered, viciously maimed, and then shot. Repeatedly.
=O

sy | 6/29/2007, 6:11 pm EST

wow check out that ’stach on the right

Jeremy | 6/29/2007, 6:12 pm EST

Hanson – Mmmbop

belgium | 6/29/2007, 6:13 pm EST

1. The Electric Slide!
2. Irreplacable- Beyonce!

Anonymous | 6/29/2007, 6:22 pm EST

“Cotton Eyed Joe”
“Electric Avenue”
“Blue”-Eiffel 65
“Hollaback Girl”-Gwen Stefani
“You’re Beautiful”-James Blunt
“My Humps”-Fergie
“Girlfriend”-Av ril Lavigne
“Pretty Fly for a White Guy”-Offspring
“Mm Bop”-Hanson
“Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm”—Crash Test Dummies

Marky | 6/29/2007, 6:25 pm EST

Todays top 40 with minimal exceptions (and Nirvana)

negrodamus | 6/29/2007, 6:25 pm EST

songs like party like a broke ass loser and this is why im popular for 3 days until some other guy comes along with an even worse song have no place in hell. If there is a worse place than hell, that realm is where those songs go.

we want chilly willy

negrodamus | 6/29/2007, 6:25 pm EST

songs like party like a broke ass loser and this is why im popular for 3 days until some other guy comes along with an even worse song have no place in hell. If there is a worse place than hell, that realm is where those songs go.

we want chilly willy

Anonymous | 6/29/2007, 6:28 pm EST

Creep – Stone Temple Pilots
I Don’t Want To Miss a Thing – Aerosmith
Discoteque – U2
Accidentally in Love – Counting Crows
Scream – Jacko and Nip Slip
Wannabe – Spice Girls
MMMBop -Hanson
Barbie Girl – Aqua
Bye, Bye, Bye N Sync
Cotten Eye Joe
Sk8ter Boy Avril something
Lips of an Angel – Hinder
I’ll stop now

SpecialAgentUtah | 6/29/2007, 6:40 pm EST

I totally agree with DrJ and jill hives. Your picks cut right to the heart of this list. In addition to Don McLean’s version of “American Pie”, I will say that Madonna’s version makes my stomach turn. Actually, Madonna alone makes my stomach turn, but that’s another story.

Dishonorable mention:
“Everything I Do, I Do It For You”-Bryan Adams

Peter | 6/29/2007, 6:43 pm EST

Tubthumping – by Chumba-whatever. Such an annoying song. The main reason I look back on 1997 in anger. It forced me to stop listening to the radio.

SpecialAgentUtah | 6/29/2007, 6:47 pm EST

Also, “Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da” by The Beatles is perhaps the worst stain on their entire catalog. Absolutely vile. Even Lennon agreed.

Bill Murray | 6/29/2007, 6:51 pm EST

“I Got You Babe” – Sonny & Cher

v | 6/29/2007, 7:03 pm EST

Green Day’s cover of working class hero.
also Revolution 9.

pstoff | 6/29/2007, 7:15 pm EST

also anything by john mayer…and i do mean anything…i dont know how this ass clwon made it…hes uglier than sin…sings like hes gargling hot asphalt….its a wonder he doent have throat cancer at 25….i hate this guy…your body is a wonderland…oh no john… no it isnt.

Sean | 6/29/2007, 7:17 pm EST

This is why I’m hot!
This is why I’m hot!
This is why, this is why, this is why I’m hot!
I’m hot cuz I’m fly
You ain’t cuz you not
And this is why, this is why, this is why I’m hot!

annoyed | 6/29/2007, 7:29 pm EST

pretty much every rap song made today heres some examples

hot in here-nelly
lonely-akon
huey – pop lock and drop it
any rap song about money,hoes,and cars
anything by usher and his million look/sound a likes out there…

annoyed | 6/29/2007, 7:29 pm EST

pretty much every rap song made today heres some examples

hot in here-nelly
lonely-akon
huey – pop lock and drop it
any rap song about money,hoes,and cars
anything by usher and his million look/sound a likes out there…

A-Non | 6/29/2007, 7:35 pm EST

“don’t worry. be happy.”

Jon | 6/29/2007, 7:37 pm EST

~Barbie Girl – Aqua
~MMMBop – Hanson
~My Humps – B.E.Peas
~Hollaback girl – Gwen Stefani (bananas? seriously?)
~Photograph – Nickelback (the most unbearable of all Nickelback songs – hearing it makes my face grimace in a manner comparable to smelling 5 dozen rancid raw eggs having sat around for 25+ years)
~LONDON BRIDGE – Fergie (c’mon, a rip-off of hollaback girl? what’s the point of carboning a stale dog turd of a song?)
~La Vida Loca – Ricky “the more girls i sleep with the more i’ll convince myself that i’m not gay” Martin
~With Arms Wide Open – Creed (it’s tough to chose just one Creed song, but this one is probably the most cringe inducing specimen of post-grunge butt rock ever recorded)
~Five For Fighting’s entire catalog (I hate to not name an individual song, but I just don’t remember any names and it all blends together anyways!)
~Cisqo – Thong song
~Spice Girls – Wannabe
~Daniel Powter – Bad Day
~Cotton Eye Joe – Rednex
~Tubthumping – Chumbawumba
~Ridin Dirty – Chamillionaire
~I write sins, not tragedies – Panic (I borrow my name from a smiths song to sound hip while insulting Alice Cooper with every breath I take) At the Disco

donkey-show | 6/29/2007, 7:44 pm EST

Take your pick at any mainstream country song:
’save a horse ride a cowboy’ etc.

or how about Jimmy F*cking Buffett and his yuppie bullsh*t.
‘margaritaville’ chaps my ass off

MediumTony | 6/29/2007, 7:57 pm EST

I cringe as I merely think that this song actually exists:

“In the Year 2525″

burntorange | 6/29/2007, 7:59 pm EST

-Anything by Be Your Own Pet
-The Killers
-most early 2000’s pop ‘music’
- everything by either of the Simpson sisters
-Barry Manilow. Specifically the song ‘Mandy’
-Bobby Goldsboro’s song ‘Honey’

Jed | 6/29/2007, 8:00 pm EST

Anything by Stevie Wonder. Maybe it’s just me, but there seems to be a large cluster of pain receptors in my brain that are tuned specifically to his voice.

Grant | 6/29/2007, 8:00 pm EST

Cotton-Eye Joe

blaa | 6/29/2007, 8:02 pm EST

glamorous – fergie
this is why i’m hot – mims
hips don’t lie – shakira (really anything she sings is annoying)

:) | 6/29/2007, 8:05 pm EST

beep – pussy cat dolls (really anything by them if you can even call it music!)

Cheesecrop | 6/29/2007, 8:06 pm EST

Any mock beatle & 3rd rate psychedelic crap from the 60’s.

Any ridiculous soft rock disguised as country rock/low budget blues jams from the 70’s

Any synth rattling computer blipping rhythms from “lost” 80’s new wave (stay lost)

Any back end alt rock (grunge wave #999,999 around 97-99) & especially boy bands & pop crap (even more so than alt filler)

2000’s – Anything w/ less than 3 brain cells

fizzyliftingdrinks | 6/29/2007, 8:10 pm EST

bad day- daniel powter
your beautiful- james blunt

Beast44 | 6/29/2007, 8:15 pm EST

Anything by Fergie/Black Eyed Peas! London Bridge, Fergilicious, My Humps, Don’t Funk with My Heart….are you kidding me?!?! Why would anyone with any self respect by that crap?

Nicolas Alq | 6/29/2007, 8:21 pm EST

Everything coming from James Blunt
“We Don’t Play Guitars” (don’t know who the hell sings it, but if I do I’m gonna kill ‘em right away)
All the reggaeton stuff

Besides almost each and every one hit wonder!

PeteHagen | 6/29/2007, 8:24 pm EST

Ah, my old enemy… “I Don’t Wanna Work! I Just Wanna Bang On De Drum All Day!” – Todd Rundgren. I love the sentiment of that song. It just fucking GRATES on my nerves.

Chuck | 6/29/2007, 8:24 pm EST

It seems like many of these annoying songs, though incredibly annoying, still serve for some pop guilty pleasure somewhere within. It’s annoying, but deep down it hits you somewhere to get stuck in your head.
BUT…whenever I hear ANYTHING by all the emo clones, the mainstream rap/r&b shit, and all the artless pop-country, I seriously become violent. I can’t stand that people in America keep this stuff going. That’s why America is the butt-crack of musical taste, we’re create this shit for the whole world. Gag

Fyodor Dostoevsky | 6/29/2007, 8:29 pm EST

Alright, RS. I’m usually level-headed about these silly lists. I give my input, maybe criticize, but I can keep my emotions in check due to the subjectivity of musical taste.

HOWEVER, you have succeeded in pissing me off by putting the CRASH TEST DUMMIES on your list of annoying songs. MMMM MMMM MMMM MMMM is a great folk/pop song with an engaging narrative. Brad Roberts is a natural at writing melodies…Winter Song, How Does a Duck Know?, There are Many Dangers, It’s a Shame…He’s written so many good songs that get completely unnoticed by the US.

The Ghosts that Haunt Me – ****
God Shuffled His Feet – ****
A Worm’s Life – ***1/2
Give Yourself a Hand – **
I Don’t Care That You Don’t Mind – **1/2
Puss N Boots – ****
Songs of the Unforgiven – ****

Petty Fan | 6/29/2007, 8:31 pm EST

Girl your my Angel: Shaggie
Believe: Cher
Lips of an Angel: Hinder
Any solo Gwen Stefani
Drop it likes its Hot: Snoop

Ryan | 6/29/2007, 8:31 pm EST

Clothes Off-Gym Class Heroes

Rudy | 6/29/2007, 8:34 pm EST

My Humps, My Humps, My Humps, My Humps, My Humps, My Humps, My Humps – Black Eyed Peas

Mrs_M_manson | 6/29/2007, 8:43 pm EST

“this ain’t a scene…” by falloutboy

“you’re beautiful” by james blunt

Mrs_M_manson | 6/29/2007, 8:43 pm EST

“this ain’t a scene…” by falloutboy

“you’re beautiful” by james blunt

TheDude | 6/29/2007, 9:00 pm EST

“Da Da Da” – Trio

Winner.

Logan | 6/29/2007, 9:08 pm EST

Everytime ‘Girlfriend’ by Avril Lagvine comes on the radio, I want to shoot myself. Seriously, her voice grates against my brain and makes it want to explode. Not to mention that song has incedibly stupid lyrics.

TheDude | 6/29/2007, 9:24 pm EST

I think this has already been mentioned, but..

“I Saw the Sign” – Ace of Base

Easily one of the most annoying songs ever. I feel bad that my generation was responsible for making it popular.

Anonymous | 6/29/2007, 9:29 pm EST

Let’s not forget the other James Blunt singles: “High”, and “Goodbye My Lover”

Also, anything by Nickelback and “Wake me up when September Ends” by Green Day. And any rap song. ANY rap song ever recorded.

Anonymous | 6/29/2007, 9:32 pm EST

Wait, I forgot “Somebody put something in my drink” by the Ramones. Normally, I love the Ramones, but the vocals sound like he is singing with rocks in his mouth or something.

psp | 6/29/2007, 10:04 pm EST

Mimms- “this is why i’m hot” …almost made me physically vomit.

“Blvd of Broken dreams” got old after the first minute. Seriously, it didn’t even take until the song was over for the first time.

James Blunts “You’re Beautiful” was as bad as Mimms.

I’ll also vote for that terrible nickelback song. Which one you ask? It’s hard to choose the worst one, but since it had particularly ear-knifing lyrics, I’ll go with “Photograph.”

saad | 6/29/2007, 10:05 pm EST

any song by beyonce really. she repeats herself in songs so much u want to shoot yourself.

hell add in destiny child’s total collection as well.

but more seriously

-”my humps” by the black eyed peas, seriously, are people that retarded that this song was not only recorded but also a big hit.

-”ring my bell” by i have no idea. it’s old school. and its not bad the first time. but man, after a few listens, it’ll make u tear your hair out.

-sos by rianhaa.

Abbey | 6/29/2007, 10:08 pm EST

Absolutely anything by fall out by…that bands sucks so hard the make elton john cringe….everytime i hear song by them, i want to physically harm every person near me…..ditto for panic @the disco

http://www.my-shwicked-aweso me-site.piczo.com

go to FALL OUT BOY or OH MY,FALL OUT BOY IS SMART/

music lover | 6/29/2007, 10:22 pm EST

I don’t agree that James Blunt is the runaway winner….he is second to the appalling Fergie and her appalling Humps and Bumps

The Iceman | 6/29/2007, 10:50 pm EST

1. This Is Why I’m Hot – Mims
2. My Humps – Black Eyed Peas
3. You’re Beautiful – James Blunt
4. London Bridge – Fergie
5. Anything by Nickelback
6. Everybody Have Fun Tonight- Wang Chung
7. Hella Good – No Doubt
8. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun – ?
9. Cherry Pie – Warrant
10. Hollaback Girl – Gwen Stefani
11. Lips of an Angel – Hinder
12. Bye Bye Bye – Nsync
13. She Don’t Use Jelly – Flaming Lips
14. Blue – Eiffel 65
15. Who Let The Dogs Out – Baha Men

Joe | 6/29/2007, 10:52 pm EST

Have to agree with most of the picks here — specifically shit by Fergie, Mims, Daddy Yankee, Ricky Martin, etc.

“Girlfriend” by Avril Lavigne is the current front-runner for most godawful, annoying song of 2007. But the remix is even worse, an achievement which I thought was impossible.

Oh, and “Beautiful Girls” by Sean Kingston or whatever the fuck his name is. Am I the only one who’s rubbed the wrong way by the fact that the catchiest line is “You’ll make me suicidal, suicidal when you say it’s over” and people are going around singing along to that one line? And that there are idiots who’ll sing this to their girlfriends simply because it’s called “Beautiful Girls”? It’s a breakup song, fucktards. And a rather creepy one at that, I think.

spencer | 6/29/2007, 10:53 pm EST

Mambo No. 5-Lou Bega. Holy shit, did they ever overplay that POS.
Wannabe-Spice Girls
Man, this list could last for weeks.

Moe | 6/29/2007, 11:04 pm EST

The worst is James Blunt,You’re Beautiful!!! I can’t believe some of you put RHCP on the list. Stadium Arcadium was excellent! Still my favorite CD!!!

Sean | 6/29/2007, 11:05 pm EST

This is why Im hot – MIMS
Girlfriend – Avril Lavigne
Nickleback songs in general

Dave | 6/29/2007, 11:14 pm EST

I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing by Aerosmith.

This is the most annoying solely because I cannot forget that this is the same band that did Last Child, Back in the Saddle, Sweet Emotion, Dream On, Etc. How can a band that was once so cool cover such treacle?

Rolling Stone should start a new string about which band showed the greatest decline over the years in terms of musical talent. Aerosmith could win this hands down.

Terrence | 6/29/2007, 11:37 pm EST

“Pitt Bull Circus” by K-Fed

ashmoore | 6/29/2007, 11:42 pm EST

Songs that are so bad to hear they make me cry in pain (literally):
Aerosmith “I Don’t want to miss a thing”
Steve Tyler repeating the same verse over and over for FIVE MINUTES
Cher “Believe”
that voice modulation is brain killing
nickelback
pick any song, they’re all the same
creed
same as above
4 non blondes “What’s Up”
one more “haaayy yaaa yaaa” and I will go postal
evanescence
these guys don’t annoy as much as make me want to burst out laughing
The Rembrandts “I’ll be there for you”
and the cast of Friends dancing, uhhhhh
Bon Jovi “Always”
I had a neighbor who used to play this endlessly, I knew true agony

professor joe | 6/29/2007, 11:42 pm EST

mims – this is why i’m hot

nickelback – anything (see a pattern?)

fergie – london

fall out boy – that suger down swinging gay ass song

hoobastank – whatever song the radio incessantly played a few years back

JD | 6/29/2007, 11:44 pm EST

She’s so High- Tal Bachman: this song has the most annoying hook ever.

Smooth- Rob Thomas: the more I hear it the more annoying it gets. also Lonely No More: has those awful whoa-oas and that dentist drill sound.

The Reason- Hoobanstank: another overplayed song.

White Flag- Dido: I really hate this song.

More Than Words: Extreme. They sing in all octaves, all of them horrible.

Believe: Cher- this song has overstayed its welcome.

Here Without You- Three Doors Down: another horrible ballad.

One Thing: Finger Eleven. You know you’ve entered hell when you hear that plinkly intro.

I Believe I Can Fly: R. Kelly. They should ban this song from American Idol, also Edwin McCain’s I’ll Be.

Sweet Child of Mine: GNR. That riff really bugs me.

LisaKayFla | 6/30/2007, 12:22 am EST

Familiarity Breeds Contempt.

The wrong frame of mind can make the best song annoying.

The events of your life that coincide with a tune’s popularity/airplay definitely color one’s fondness or annoyance with that tune.
Except for Nirvana, “we dind’t start the fire” billy joel; “We Built this City” Jefferson Starship; “Barracuda”, Heart;

The Boss | 6/30/2007, 12:26 am EST

“Glory Days”
“Subterranean Homesick Blues”
“Freebird”
“Jungleland”
“We Didn’t Start the Fire”

That’s for starters….

Jon | 6/30/2007, 12:41 am EST

My sincerest apologies to everyone, I completely forgot that Kevin Federline recorded an album and forgot to mention him in my previous post, but yeah, just think…
po, po, po, popo zao, popo zao…po, po, po, do you want fries with that?

Brennan | 6/30/2007, 12:54 am EST

Any “Ring Tone” Rap songs. You know the songs im talking about. The songs that are gonna only be listened to because they make good ringtones

Southpaw | 6/30/2007, 1:01 am EST

Meat Loaf’s “I would do anything for love” makes me puke.
Shawn Mullin’s “Rockabye”. Just annoying.
“Good bye Horses” by Q-Lazarus. Yes, that song from Silence
of the Lambs.

riley | 6/30/2007, 1:39 am EST

mims and black eye peas are defintely some of the most annoyingand worst at that point.

riley | 6/30/2007, 1:41 am EST

oh yeah who let the dogs out by the baha men. what ever happen to those guys? oh well they sucked anyways

wantobeready | 6/30/2007, 1:42 am EST

Bon Jovi’s “Its My Life” goes beyond annoying. It actually physically makes me ill to even think about the song.

More Crappy Songs | 6/30/2007, 1:45 am EST

Jump Jump- Kris Kross
I Hate everything About You- 3 Days Grace
Janie’s Got A Gun- Aerosmith
Sometimes When We Touch- Dan Hill
My Way or Highway- Limp Bizkit
99 Luft Balloons- Nena
Anything by Faith Hill
Anything by Nickelback, Theory of a Deadman, Default or the Calling, or any of their spinoffs
Anything by Diddy
Anything by K-Fed; he’d have to take lessons on how to be a hack

mark | 6/30/2007, 2:13 am EST

I’ve been thinking about you by London Beat.

Crazy Bitch by Buck Cherry

Baby Got Back by Sir-Mix-A-Lot

and most of all I hate American Pie by Don McLean. Maybe not the song so much but more the reaction it gets at wedding receptions and school dances.

mark | 6/30/2007, 2:18 am EST

Oh and don’t forget the Thong Song! “Thong tha thong thong thong”

Steven | 6/30/2007, 2:22 am EST

Mims- This is why I’m hot, this is why I’m hot, this is why, this is why, this is why I’m hot

Other guy- We hot cause we fly, you ain’t cause you not

Mims- This is why, this is why, this why I’m hot.

johnny salami | 6/30/2007, 2:23 am EST

nookie, rollin’ – Limp bizkit

slim shady | 6/30/2007, 2:25 am EST

“My Name Is” -Eminem

David | 6/30/2007, 2:28 am EST

The Hampster Dance song… whoever the evil “artist” is…

Bangers-N-Mash | 6/30/2007, 2:54 am EST

Nickelback…

it’s all that needs to be said, how they managed to get Jerry Cantrell to play with them is beyond me

francbroc | 6/30/2007, 3:35 am EST

macarena
you’re beautiful
celine dion’s anthology for the next decades
eye of the tiger
don’t worry, be happy
and that makes an even 5

francbroc | 6/30/2007, 3:43 am EST

“in the name of love” by U2 is also very very irritating..
“born in the USA”
” I got you babe” sonny & cher
” where the streets have no name” U2 again
Muse’s complete works

Jesusfisher | 6/30/2007, 3:55 am EST

Oh, I know the granddaddy of all annoying songs….

“I’m Walking on Sunshine”

That song summons demons from the sulfuric bowels of hell to pound on my eardrums a tune too sinister that Charles Manson cringes when he hears that jingle.

Agent Jonas | 6/30/2007, 4:13 am EST

how about songs that spell.

glamorous-fergie

Kay | 6/30/2007, 4:19 am EST

Your Beautiful- James Blunt. There are no redeeming features in that whining song.

ttttttttttttttttt | 6/30/2007, 4:21 am EST

All songs done by
The Grates
Operator Please and James Blunt
Hotel California-The Eagles
Asshole-Denis Leary
Pretty Fly-The Offspring

molly | 6/30/2007, 4:52 am EST

Girlfriend – Avril
This is easily THE MOST ANNOYING song I’ve heard in years. It makes me want to jump into a bubbling volcano.

Also, I will be # 10000 to mention:
You’re Beautiful – James Blunt

And lets throw in:
L.O.V.E – Ashlee Simpson
Hollaback Girl – Gwen Stefani (ruined 2005)
She Will Be Loved – Maroon 5
I Saw the Sign – Ace of Base
Lonely No More – Rob Thomas
Blvd of Broken Dreams – Green Day
Photograph – Nickelback
anything by Fall Out Boy

Mexican Bitchass | 6/30/2007, 5:39 am EST

GIRLFRIEND by avril lavigne!!! that shit is on like 7 different languages and on radio 24/7!!!

BRIGHTLIGHTGIRL | 6/30/2007, 5:42 am EST

These songs can all go back to hell where they came from:

“FLY LIKE AN EAGLE” – Steve Miller Band
“SPACE COWBOY” – Steve Miller Band
“THE JOKER” – Steve Miller Band
“LIPS OF AN ANGEL” – Hinder
“ROCK STAR” – Nickelback
“PHOTOGRAPH” – Nickelback
“THIS LOVE” – Maroon 5
“MMM BOP” – Hanson
“BYE BYE BYE” – Nsync
“BASKETCASE” – Green Day
“IN THE END” – Linkin Park
“ACHY BREAKY HEART” – Billy Ray Cyrus
“BELIEVE” – Cher
“HOME” – Chris Daughtry
“BAD DAY” – Daniel Powter or whoever the hell that was
“WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN” – Creed

SlappyGD | 6/30/2007, 6:00 am EST

Message In A Bottle-the Police
Girlfriend-Avril Lavigne
Glamorous-Fergie
any thing by 30 Seconds to Mars or Fall Out Boy, Panic! At the disco etc.
that new Linkin Park song
there’s more but i don’t want to think of them
hey it’s not Green Day’s fault that their songs are overplayed…or is it? hmm whatever your opinions :]

SlappyGD | 6/30/2007, 6:00 am EST

Message In A Bottle-the Police
Girlfriend-Avril Lavigne
Glamorous-Fergie
any thing by 30 Seconds to Mars or Fall Out Boy, Panic! At the disco etc.
that new Linkin Park song
there’s more but i don’t want to think of them
hey it’s not Green Day’s fault that their songs are overplayed…or is it? hmm whatever your opinions :]

Grasshopper | 6/30/2007, 6:41 am EST

There must be an awful lot of tone-deaf persons out there, to make all these ghastly songs huge hits all the time…
I totally agree with;
Don´t worry be happy ( it´s extremely hard to not worry and stay happy when this annoying song is played )
Whitney´s version of I will always love you ( I won´t, if you play that crap for me )
I just called to say I love you ( I love you back Stevie, but that´s the worst song ever written ).
And here´s some other AWFUL songs that can ruin my day completely;
* “Never leave you – uh ooh, uh oooh!” by Lumidee… Her squeeky flat singing is annoying enough on it´s own, and then the pain is added to by that useless melody and lyrics.
* “Save your love” – Renee & Renato… My mother, who is a technical idiot who can´t use a simple stereo, forced me to tape this song for her back in the day. It left me scarred for life.
* “Where do you go to my lovely” – Peter something; the most annoying lyric, and the part with the sung laughter ( aha-ha-ha-ha, aha-ha-ha-ha ) just makes me want to rip my eyes ouy of their sockets.
* “Nineteen” – Paul Hardcastle. Just thinking about having to listen to this one makes me run screaming from the room.
And, I apologize in advance to all of you out there who LOVES this song; I just can´t stand hearing “Imagine” by John Lennon, not in his version and not in any other version – with or without a childrens choir etc… Just imagine how wonderful silence would be in stead, aah, yes much better!

your mom | 6/30/2007, 7:19 am EST

“Breakfast at Tiffany’s” – Deep Blue Something. I went on a road trip in college from Pennsylvania from Northern Pennsylvania to Southern Georgia and heard this song over 15 times in one day on the various radio stations.

“How You Remind Me” – Nickelback

“Bad Day” – Daniel Powter (an instant addition to the all time list)

“Suddenly I See” – KT Tunstall (UUUUUUUGGHH!! – another instant addition to the all time list)

“Mambo No. 5 (and its 8 million adaptations)” – Lou Bega

“YMCA” -Village People (now has the same rating as the Electric Slide and the Chicken Dance at weddings)

“Come With Me” – P. Diddy and Jimmy Page (his “remake” of Kashmir) “All About the Benjamins” and “Shake Your Tailfeather” while we’re at it.

“UUUHHHH” – Master P. (the one that sounds like he’s taking a dump)

“Rollin’” – Limp Bizkit

“Unskinny Bop” – Poison (I think if you listen closely, the guitar solo is ever so slightly sharp in comparison with the rest of the song)

“The Sign” – Ace of Base

“Never Say Goodbye” – Bon Jovi

“My Ding a Ling” – Chuck Berry

“Something Tells Me I’m into Something Good” – Herman’s Hermits

capt.duffy | 6/30/2007, 7:33 am EST

My all time annoying song, besides the ones memtioned in the above comments has to be “Grandma got ran over by a reindeer”.

Dan | 6/30/2007, 9:35 am EST

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I want have your Babies

Jeremy | 6/30/2007, 9:45 am EST

I’m going to hop on the “You’re Beautiful” bandwagon. That is the worst song ever written. I heard it on the radio and SINCERELY thought it was a joke. I swear to God. The worst lyrics EVER (and think of the ground that encompasses).

Also, any song by Limp Bizkit. They suck soooooo hard.

“With Arms Wide Open” by Creed. Man, this band was a bunch of pussies. Like 4 vaginas standing upright with instruments.

“The Right Stuff” by the New Kids on the Block. Who can forget the haunting refrain…. “Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh…oh-oh-oh-OH”

woody | 6/30/2007, 9:58 am EST

anything by blue october. The sound of that guys voice makes me want to peel the skin off my face.

bob | 6/30/2007, 10:05 am EST

THE ANNOYING SONG by The Butthole Surfers. Intentially made to be annoying.

Ghost Mutt | 6/30/2007, 10:05 am EST

That Nickleback song from a few years ago, what was it called again? Anyway you know the one

JT | 6/30/2007, 10:07 am EST

Your Beautiful – James Blunt… and everything by James Blunt, just put his name on the list and we’re good

The Electric Monk | 6/30/2007, 10:17 am EST

1. Happy X-Mas (War is Over), John Lennon

[I love John Lennon but that is the worst song ever recorded--ever.]

2. Come On Eileen, Dexy’s Midnight Runners

[Maybe the first time I saw it on MTV as a kid--after that, shelve it!]

3. Pretty much anything by Metallica after the Black Album.

4. Van Halen III–WTF were they thinking?

5. Anything by Kidz Bop.

[As Seen On T.V.]

6. Whitney Houston–Everything…and then some.

7. Michael Jackson. Everything after his album Thriller.

8. The disco version of Star Wars. O.K. It was so bad it was good. But it was still bad.

9. We Built This City was shitty but (please forgive me) I kinda liked that coked-out song when it first appeared on [ACK!] Solid Gold.

10. Erotica by Madonna–oh, yeah, and that one song she did with the bald-headed bitch, “Me Against the Music”–the devil has a very special place in hell for those two, somewhere beneathe his toilet.

* BONUS! Party All the Time by Eddie Murphy. Liked it then. When I was popping pills. And snorting super glue.

david | 6/30/2007, 10:39 am EST

your all stupid! I hate this is why im hot,laffy taffy,party like a rockstar,walk it out,and chain hang low as much as the next guy, but THIS IS NOT WHAT RS means.they mean CLASSIC annoying songs,old one(ie:who let the dogs out). their not going to add somethin that came out this year

pkrocket22 | 6/30/2007, 10:51 am EST

The theme from Friends
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Creed (pick one)
Silverchair (pick two)
…essentially anything post-Cobain that was marketed toward “Gen-X”. When I hear this stuff I don’t want to dance around in a fountain. I want to drown myself in a fountain. An interesting list would be “Pick the most annoying era in rock-pop-hip-hop”. Then you could just wipe out entire movments of crap i.e. Techno, Sensitive singer-songwriters, any alumni of the Micky Mouse club. You get the picture.

Rich | 6/30/2007, 10:58 am EST

“We Built This City” – Starship

rzzzzz | 6/30/2007, 11:04 am EST

my dingaling
we built this city
i touch myself
someone’s knocking at the door
don’t pass me by
yummy, yummy, yummy

Dacey | 6/30/2007, 11:05 am EST

“Fly” – Sugar Ray
“Push” – Matchbox 20
“Tubthumping” – Chumbawumba
All 3 are reasons that 1997 sucked.

“100 Years” – Five For Fighting
“You’re Beautiful” – James Blunt
These guys should join forces and then we’d have the world’s most annoying song!

destroy all hamsters | 6/30/2007, 11:12 am EST

redneck woman-gretchen wilson

mxplosion | 6/30/2007, 11:15 am EST

“Let’s get it started”-BEP
“Fergalicious”-F ergie
“Theme from That 70’s Show”
“The Look”-Roxette
“Rock and Roll All Night and Party Every Day”-Kiss
“U+Ur hand”-Pink

Ouroboros | 6/30/2007, 11:19 am EST

“My Heart Will Go On” has nothing annoying about it. It sure was super-duper-ultra-mega-plus-ov erplayed because of the movie, but that’s another thing. It’s just that RS obviously hates Celine, but I can accept that. I would add “Hell” by Squirrel Nut Zippers to the list, but I don’t know if it’s annoying or just plain weird.

Ouroboros | 6/30/2007, 11:19 am EST

“My Heart Will Go On” has nothing annoying about it. It sure was super-duper-ultra-mega-pl us-ov erplayed because of the movie, but that’s another thing. It’s just that RS obviously hates Celine, but I can accept that. I would add “Hell” by Squirrel Nut Zippers to the list, but I don’t know if it’s annoying or just plain weird.

not-so-slick rick | 6/30/2007, 11:28 am EST

“Rico Suave”- Gerardo
“Shake your love”- Debbie Gibson
“I’ll be there for you”=Rembrandts
“Black or White”-Michael Jackson
“Don’t Worry, Be Happy”
Anything by the tweens from Disney (Hillary Duff, Raven, Hannah Montana, etc.)

Stuporfly | 6/30/2007, 11:31 am EST

Dear david,

Thank you for providing a fascinating example of irony with the following sentence…

“your all stupid!”

‘Your’ the wind beneath my wings, tiger.

– stuporfly

P.S. – I’d like to add “Wind Beneath My Wings” to the list.

sllim | 6/30/2007, 11:53 am EST

who mike jones
any rapper with the lil in their name…pretty much and new hip hop

Anonymous | 6/30/2007, 11:56 am EST

That “How Bizarre” song…anyone remember that? All they said was “How Bizarre, How Bizarre”.

Chumbawumba’s “Tubthumping” was pretty annoying too. “I get knocked DOWN!”

Anything by Limp Bizkit. Take your pick.

Lay the fuck off of Whitney Houston.

Aaron | 6/30/2007, 12:20 pm EST

I WILL SURVIVE!!! – Gloria Gaynor
Rock Lobster – B-52s
http://www.memory – Alan Jackson

Art Vandelay | 6/30/2007, 1:52 pm EST

Here are some of my picks:
Anything by Fergie as well as Black Eyed Peas- My Humps and Hey Mama
Wham!- Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
Kelly Clarkson- Since U Been Gone
Hinder- Lips of an Angel
Nickelback- Photograph
Clay Aiken- Invisible
Jefferson Starship- We Built This City
Vanilla Ice- Ice Ice Baby
Billy Ray Cyrus- Achy Breaky Heart
Justin Timberlake- Sexyback
Toby Keith- Courtesy of The Red, White and Blue
Rascall Flatts- My Wish
Men At Work- Down Under
Beach Boys- Kokomo
and many others I can’t think of right now

scoobysnack | 6/30/2007, 1:54 pm EST

william shatner- christmas album, enough said

Anonymous | 6/30/2007, 1:57 pm EST

First of all, I slightly disagree with “Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm.” But every media source to its own.

I would have to go with 98% of all Nickleback songs; “All-Star” or “I’m a Believer” cover by Smashmouth and the absolutely horrid “Big Yellow Taxi” cover by Counting Crows.

ctpanzer | 6/30/2007, 2:03 pm EST

paul mccartney (wings) – Silly Love Songs
paul mccartney (wings) – Band on the Run
paul mccartney – Dance Tonight
beatles – sgt. pepper’s lonely hearts club band
beatles – ob la di, ob la da
beatles – maxwell’s silver hammer
rolling stones – fool to cry
rolling stones – jumpin’ jack flash
rolling stones – Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Heartbreaker)
led zeppelin – stairway to heaven
led zeppelin – all my love
led zeppelin – in the evening

anything by lynyard skynyard or whatever they’re called

air supply – All Out of Love
or anything by air supply

ctpanzer | 6/30/2007, 2:20 pm EST

air supply – all out of love
don mcclean – american pie (that song drove one guy i remember to suicide)
paul mccartney – silly love songs
paul mccartney – band on the run
beatles – obl la di, ob la da
beatles – sgt pepper’s lonely hearts club band
beatles – maxwell’s silver hammer
beatles – octopus’ garden
led zeppelin – all my love
led zeppelin – in the evening
led zeppelin – stairway to heaven
rolling stones – fool to cry
rolling stones – doo doo doo doo heartbreaker

anything by lynyard skynyard or whatever they’re called
anything by lee greenwood
that’s right, ANYTHING!

rambo | 6/30/2007, 2:27 pm EST

There is good in all music. If we all had the same taste it would be pretty boring listening to the same song played different ways. Wake up and listen to as much music as you can and enjoy.

Grrr | 6/30/2007, 2:36 pm EST

OK does anyone else hate DJ Unk – Walk It Out ?

Noah | 6/30/2007, 2:37 pm EST

MY HUMPS!!!! – Fergie

oh and Octopus’s Garden by the beatles

The Duke | 6/30/2007, 2:44 pm EST

Fergie and The Black eyed peas should be arrested for crimes against music and humanity.
My Humps makes my balls shrink. Goddam

Rob Van Winkle | 6/30/2007, 2:53 pm EST

3rd Bass: self-promotional crap called the Cactus Album
Hillary Duff: good toss in bed but she should NOT sing!
(yo — same with Madonna)
NKOTB — dayum they sucked then they suck now
Toured w/ Fred Durst — dude was nasty & his Nookie song was worse
Not to diss my man Diddy but that “ode” to Biggie was uncalled for
And 4 u haters dissing Vanilla Ice — the Ice Man has changed, his beats are mad, his concerts are legendary
A quick shout out to my peeps — ICE ICE BABY!

Joey Chaos | 6/30/2007, 3:12 pm EST

Rednex – Cotton Eye Joey

Country + Euro = Shoot them….in the face!

AJ | 6/30/2007, 3:16 pm EST

The Hampster Dance

Girlfriend – Avril Lavigne

Dancing Queen – Abba

I Will Always Love You – Whitney Houston

Ass Like That – Eminem

Stars Are Blind – Paris Hilton

(1000’s of others I’ve had to block out for personal health reasons)

eironae | 6/30/2007, 3:20 pm EST

That absolutely vile “hot like me” song…dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me…vomit. It doesn’t help that now I see that terrifying American Idol promo commercial every time I hear it.

josh | 6/30/2007, 3:22 pm EST

looks like I should be happy Ive never heard any James Blunt.

If it makes you happy – who is that sheryl crow, shania twain. ugh theyre both terrible

josh | 6/30/2007, 3:23 pm EST

sweet child of mine

Bunny | 6/30/2007, 3:43 pm EST

Most annoying? Let’s see……
1. “Bitch”- Meredith Brooks
2. “Break Stuff”- Limp Bizkit
3. “Lips Of An Angel”- Hinder
4. “Celebrity Skin”- Hole
5. “All-Star”- Smash Mouth

Jake Burns | 6/30/2007, 3:45 pm EST

Anything by Dave Matthews band!

Barange | 6/30/2007, 4:18 pm EST

only – NIN

There is no you…

Urgh | 6/30/2007, 4:27 pm EST

PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR! HATE IT! HATE IT!

Mike in FL | 6/30/2007, 4:34 pm EST

Bryan Adams – Did you ever really, really, really, really, really really, really… love a woman.

How many FREAKIN TIMES can the word “really” be used in the main line of a song??!!

I love a great deal of Bryan’s work, but that song has ALWAYS annoyed the heck out of me! Even now it irritates me to just think of that ridiculous song and, yet, people loved it??!!

Some one much earlier said Shania was annoying….Blasphemy!

Mike in FL | 6/30/2007, 4:44 pm EST

To Rolling Stone: While my blood preasure is up from remembering a “REALLY” crappy Bryan Adams song, I have to say that I am nearly in stiches reading other posts!

Some songs and groups that i like quite a bit are being hammered, but the passion that each post is filled with is actually VERY entertaining and quite therapeutic.

Well done!

Doof Dog | 6/30/2007, 4:44 pm EST

If you’ve never heard “Fack” by Eminem, you have not heard the world’s most annoying and worst song. I am sure anyone who takes the time to listen to it will agree. Seriously, though, who let the fucking dogs out?

MR§. Molko | 6/30/2007, 4:57 pm EST

“LIP GLOSS” song (it aint cool)

“Girlfriend” – avril

and all the overplayed shallow rap songs

anything by Diddy AUHHH he is a jerk who cant sing! FOD

Hunter | 6/30/2007, 5:16 pm EST

Green Day – Boulevard of Broken Dreams

How many times can the word “walk” be used in 4 minutes folks? 25 – count it.

Anonymous | 6/30/2007, 5:17 pm EST

lipgloss
girlfriend
any nickelback

steven | 6/30/2007, 5:21 pm EST

lip gloss- lil mama

bobby | 6/30/2007, 5:22 pm EST

london bridge- fergie

me | 6/30/2007, 5:38 pm EST

anything country

J | 6/30/2007, 5:39 pm EST

Happy Birthday to You

The National Anthem

infected mouth | 6/30/2007, 5:57 pm EST

“we built this city” by starship must make this list!

Jeremy | 6/30/2007, 5:59 pm EST

Afroman – Because I Got High
Nickelback – Photograph
Spice Girls – Wannabe
Don Johnson – Heartbeat
M – Pop Muzik
Flock Of Seagulls – I Ran

magonzo | 6/30/2007, 6:09 pm EST

I would rather listen to Rosie O’Donnell spew out more of her nauseating word vomit on world issues than to hear James Blunt’s “You’re Beautiful” one more time!!! Speaking of vomit….

Chad Kroeger | 6/30/2007, 6:21 pm EST

All my songs are pretty annoying! I’m sorry! :-(

theif | 6/30/2007, 6:34 pm EST

mmm bop by hanson is the most annoying song

PETE WENTZ | 6/30/2007, 6:44 pm EST

ANYTHING IM INVOLVED WITH GOES STRAIGHT TO HELL

theif | 6/30/2007, 6:53 pm EST

mmm bop by hanson makes me want to
eat my toes with mayo and your grandpa

i saw some funny ones like that thought i’d try one ha

m.l. | 6/30/2007, 6:54 pm EST

old time rock & roll – bob seger
proud mary – creedence
anything by boy george

boatman | 6/30/2007, 7:03 pm EST

Anything by Nickelback, Dave Matthews, Creed, or Beyonce.

Alyx | 6/30/2007, 7:16 pm EST

4 Non Blondes What’s Up
Just makes me cringe to hear it. It’s like fingernails scratching a blackboard.

SHIPOOPI | 6/30/2007, 7:17 pm EST

Too many to mention, really

right said me | 6/30/2007, 7:23 pm EST

MMM bop- hanson
wanna be-spice girls
my humps- black eyed peas
Mambo #5- lou vega
Blue-eiffel 65
Anything by ricky martin
Too sexy-right said fred
You’re beautiful- JAmes Blunt

EJ | 6/30/2007, 7:40 pm EST

Everyone hates different songs but come on, Who Let the Dogs out has to be number 1!!!! They put it in every football game and it drives me crazy

Abby age 11 | 6/30/2007, 8:12 pm EST

‘Never Again’ By Kelly Clarkson
Who ever the song is about wishes he didnt break up with her so this song would of never of even been thought of.

Abby age 11 | 6/30/2007, 8:15 pm EST

‘This is why im hot’ Im proud i dont know who that is by.

Alf | 6/30/2007, 8:19 pm EST

Semisonic “Closing Time”
Britney Spears “Toxic”
Don Omar “Pobre Diabla”

Wallz | 6/30/2007, 8:29 pm EST

Dudes,
I went 2 Vegas a few weeks ago…anyway I took my wife to Celine, it was OK for 10 mintues or SO…..then I was praying for the2nd coming…….please Jesus save ME ME EMEME EMMEME

Julia | 6/30/2007, 8:30 pm EST

Anything Nickelback, enough said.

MmmBeer | 6/30/2007, 8:44 pm EST

-Sweet Home Alabama (Lynard Skynard)
-One Hand in My Pocket (Alannis)
-Zombie (Cranberries)
-Like A Rock (Bob Seger)
-Rikki Don’t Lose That Number (Steely Dan)
-Say, Say, Say (MJ and McCartney)
-Margaritaville (Jimmy Buffett)
-Jessie’s Girl (Rick Springfield)

adam | 6/30/2007, 8:58 pm EST

my humps – black eyed peas

sugar were going down – fall out boy

holla back girl – gwen stafani

girlfriend – avril lavinge

Anonymous | 6/30/2007, 9:08 pm EST

I Ran?

I love Flock of Seagulls! That song sure brings back memories of the good ole days when I was a young ‘un. I also love the 90’s, when people listened to good sensible music like Pavement, the Pixies and Nirvana.

Now it’s all crazy “Humps” and what not. I am taking my old gnarled 41 year old finger and shaking at those wild teenagers who think that there is anything good in the top forty. Shame!

rini | 6/30/2007, 9:08 pm EST

I Ran?

I love Flock of Seagulls! That song sure brings back memories of the good ole days when I was a young ‘un. I also love the 90’s, when people listened to good sensible music like Pavement, the Pixies and Nirvana.

Now it’s all crazy “Humps” and what not. I am taking my old gnarled 41 year old finger and shaking at those wild teenagers who think that there is anything good in the top forty. Shame!

me again | 6/30/2007, 9:37 pm EST

Cranberries’ Zombies. The last part sounds like Dolores does some masturbating in the recording studio. Orgasmic moans maybe.

2345 | 6/30/2007, 9:49 pm EST

Black Eyed Peas’ Humps. It’s a song–if we can actually call it a song–for women who were born not to respect themselves but to respect their itch. For bitches, in short.

wetchabs | 6/30/2007, 10:36 pm EST

“Dance, Dance” – Fall Out Boy
“My Humps” – Black Eyed Peas
“This is why I’m hot”
Anything by Akon, T.I., Chamillionaire, or any other new rapper

cam | 6/30/2007, 10:41 pm EST

blue-eiffel 65
you’re beautiful- james blunt
mmm-bop- some shitty band
lipgloss- lil mama

egle | 6/30/2007, 11:19 pm EST

don’t worry be happy
girlfriend (avril l.)
last christmas (wham, was it?)
all avril, chemical romance, greenday, sum41, blink182 and all those other pop bands who think they’re pretty original.

Trina | 6/30/2007, 11:48 pm EST

The three worst songs ever HAVE to be Chumbawumba-Tub Thumper
Crazy Town-Butterfly
Los Del Rio-Macarena
There was no way I could choose between these!!!

ednigma | 6/30/2007, 11:55 pm EST

I don’t remember who said: the joker by Steve Miller band, but overplayed does not necesarrily equal annoying.

- I wanna be sedated- Ramones
-Rock the casbaugh- the Clash
-when i come around- Green Day
-All Rap (not Hip-hop)
-That umbrella song
-All BEP after Fergie joined
-All emo

By the way Don’t worry be happy is a good tune, try and write something that catchy…

Adam | 7/1/2007, 12:32 am EST

Aqua – “Barbie Girl”…by far the single worst excuse for “music” i’ve ever heard.

sly | 7/1/2007, 12:41 am EST

Nickelback- Photograph — he rhymes kiss with miss- enough said.

zander | 7/1/2007, 12:49 am EST

What The World Needs Now Is Love Sweet Love – Bacharach & David

In every friggin commercial ever – makes me want to stab myself.

amp | 7/1/2007, 12:57 am EST

Hit The Plane Down – Pavement
Thankee Mr. Stairs.

Amy | 7/1/2007, 12:59 am EST

that horrid lip gloss song that is on the radio everytime i turn it on.

every nickelback song ever.

who let the freakin dogs out.

pretty much every song by any boy band.

hollaback girl…dear god i’d rather take a spear to the heart than hear that song.

Anonymous | 7/1/2007, 1:09 am EST

IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!

TJ | 7/1/2007, 1:15 am EST

Am I the only one that really likes “Mmm mmm mmm mmm” by Crash Test Dummies? Ok…

Here are some annoying pieces of turd:

“Fergalicious” by Fergie
“Pimp Juice” by Nelly
“Bye Bye Bye” by NSYNC
Anything With Crazy Frog
“That’s What Friends Are For” by Dionne Warwick and Friends…
“Great Balls Of Fire” by Jerry Lee Lewis

Ugh. Sometimes I wish these people would just disown these songs and realize how cheesy and dumb they are.

ou812 | 7/1/2007, 1:27 am EST

U2 – I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For
Taylor Dayne – Love Will Lead You Back
LeAnn Rimes – How Do I Live
Bruce Springsteen – Pink Cadillac
Phil Collins – Another Day In Paradise

happyboy | 7/1/2007, 1:55 am EST

beatles – a day in the life

happyboy | 7/1/2007, 2:00 am EST

any ballad by aerosmith,woooooosssies

happyboy | 7/1/2007, 2:01 am EST

sledgehammer and shock the monkey – peter gaberial

happyboy | 7/1/2007, 2:03 am EST

hotel friggin california – freakin coked out eugles

happyboy | 7/1/2007, 2:09 am EST

the stroke

Jamie | 7/1/2007, 2:20 am EST

Barbie Girl- Aqua
Hollaback Girl- Gwen Stefani
Here in your arms- Hellogoodbye
Anything by Fergie
SexyBack- Justin Timberlake
All Fall Out Boy
Rag And Bone- The White Stripes(i love u jack and meg but it just gets on my nerves)

SpecialAgentUtah | 7/1/2007, 2:35 am EST

“Love Shack” by the B-52s! This is a long list and nobody has brought it up. I’m not the only one who hates this song.

Catlin | 7/1/2007, 2:56 am EST

“I Don’t like your girlfriend”- Avril Lavigne
“My Humps”- Fergie
“Hollaback girl”Gwen Stephani

Any song with rash misspellings, I’m looking at you Fergie.

Will | 7/1/2007, 3:57 am EST

1. Nickelback – Photograph
2. Hawthorne Heights – Saying Sorry
3. Gwen Stefani – Hollaback Girl
4. Kelly Clarkson – Since U Have Been Gone
5. Screaming Trees – Nearly Lost You
6. HelloGoodbye – Here In Your Arms
7. Bowling For Soup – 1985
8. Limp Bizkit – Rollin’
9. AFI – Miss Murder
10. Good Charlotte – Boys And Girls
11. Simple Plan – Perfect
12. Celiene Dion – My Heart Will Go On
13. Beyonce – Crazy In Love
14. Justin Timberlake – SexyBack
15. NSYNC – Pop
16. Backstreet Boys – Backstreets Back
16. Avril Lavigne – Girlfriend
17. Akon – Lonely
18. James Blunt – You’re Beautiful
19. Europe – The Final Countdown
20. Sean Paul – Temperature
21. Britney Spears – Oops I Did It Again
22. Ricky Martin – She Bangs
23. William Hung – She Bangs
24. Oliva Newton John – Physical

The Electric Monk | 7/1/2007, 4:03 am EST

Insane Clown Posse

Everything these homoerotic professional wrestlers turned rap-rock-bile-mongers spewed out is absolute trsh, nothing more–nothing less.

There truly is s special place reserved for them in in the Seventh Circlce of Hell.

michael | 7/1/2007, 4:25 am EST

These are the songs I would most gladly toss at any encroaching zombies.

“Roxanne” the Police.
any Blues Traveller song, but “Runaround” in particular.

any Grateful Dead song. Wait, I forgot. Those aren’t songs so much as meandering bird vomit. And since this is not a list of “most annoying meandering bird vomit” I should not have mentioned them. Apologies…NOT! OH, okay if you need just one song make it

“Truckin’”

“Crazy” — Gnarls Barkley
“Yeah” — Usher
“Ohbladeeblahdah” or however that stupid Beatles song goes. Life goes on, ja! Of the 68 bajillion songs Lennon and McCartney puked, 99 percent were completely annoying. This is their crowning annoyance achievement.

“Wonderful Tonight”. by Eric Clapton. Dude! you did Layla! WTF!!! is this slow and boring pop molasses doing in your canon? And he never really snapped out of it.

“Achy Breaky Heart” by Hillbilly Virus. I mean Billy Ray Cyrus

“We Built This City” by Jefferson Starship.

Stephen | 7/1/2007, 4:55 am EST

Some of you are confusing bad music or music you don’t like with ‘most annoying’

My top 5 :

1. Unfaithful – Rhianna

2. Agadoo – Black Lace (to my eternal embarassment they come from my home town)

3.Stars on 45

4. There’s no one quite like Grandma – St Winfreds school choir

5. Who let the dogs out

6. Dancing in the Moonlight – Toploader (the remix that keeps saying – “Here we go”)

7. Dance with My Father (Luther Van Dross)

8. Together we are beautiful / Fern Kinney

9. Oxygene – Jean Michel Jarre

10. I will always love you – Whitney Houston

Although I quite like Don’t Worry be happy, and Funkytown by Lipps Inc, I can also see why they might irritate.

BRIGHTLIGHTGIRL | 7/1/2007, 5:03 am EST

Nickelback, ’nuff said.

Paul | 7/1/2007, 6:47 am EST

Any Dandy Warhols or Black Eyed Peas song.

Sherry | 7/1/2007, 6:48 am EST

Anything by Phil Collins, I have to agree. Don’t know why…he just annoys me.

Mr. Tim | 7/1/2007, 8:27 am EST

“Uptown Girl” — Billy Joel

Those ooh-oohs in the background make me dizzy.

trudy | 7/1/2007, 8:30 am EST

Fergie. So annoying. If she spells something one more time, I tell you…. and the Dixie Chicks. They think they’re really “stickin’ it to the man”, that they’re punk rock rebels, and that bugs the hell out of me. Same with Green Day. Don’t get me wrong, I want Bush out too, for sure, but honestly, writing some kind of pop song about it and complaining about it in interviews is not getting one thing accomplished. get involved! voting campaigns! use your music as a more positive platform, not some kind of bandwagon publicity stunt.
oh, and “girlfriend”, by avril lavigne. i am so ashamed that she comes from canada, she just sucks majorly.

Jeremy | 7/1/2007, 9:49 am EST

Holy Shit! How could I forget “Cotton Eye Joe”???? Whoever said that: RIGHT ON! Contest over! “You’re Beautiful” may be the worst and, perhaps, #2 … but it doesn’t get any worse than “CEJ”. If you don’t agree, try hearing it 20 times a day. Happened to me for a period of two weeks at work.

CuzIBeKnowin | 7/1/2007, 9:51 am EST

“Mother” by the Police is the most annoying song ever. Well, after every Celine Dion song, every Nickelback song, and every Bryan Adams song. Wait, those are all Canadian. Hmmmm.

Allison | 7/1/2007, 10:01 am EST

Anything by CREED! Ugh–Scott Stapp and his overblown music annoys me any day!

David Navitts | 7/1/2007, 10:24 am EST

Anthing by Gwen Stefani
“You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet”
“Lady” Lenny Kravitz
the entire Creed catalogue

cota | 7/1/2007, 11:05 am EST

THE ALLTIME WORST:

“Carma, Carma,Carma Chamilion”,,,ugh!!

2nd worst:

“Come on Eilean”

3rd:

“You light up my life”

1rst runner up:

that damned song by Amy Whorehouse about going to rehab!!!

Brad | 7/1/2007, 12:10 pm EST

Whoever said John Mellencamp isn’t Woody Guthrie or Bruce Springsteen is right on…..he’s better than both. Check out his new album “Freedom’s Road” — it’s a brilliant piece of work.

Paul | 7/1/2007, 12:20 pm EST

Freebird By Lynerd Skynerd is one that I can’t stand,it annoys me or Like a Rock byBob Seger!

Doga | 7/1/2007, 12:31 pm EST

“Barbie World” Aqua
“Macarena” Los Del Rio
“Mambo #5″ dont remember who sings it (he is Lou Vega)
“Shake your Bom Bom” Ricky Martin
David Bisbal (any song, vote for his most known song).

Any “pop-disco-rub-stuff” is good for this list.

trent | 7/1/2007, 1:00 pm EST

now:
Avril Lavigne: Girlfriend
Scissor Sisters: I don’t feel like dancing
Fergie, Michael Bublé etc….

past:
totally agree with RS list and add
all these other one hit wonder summer hits like Eiffel 65 – Blue, TATU, Mambo No5…
everything by celine dion, ricky martin

Ragin Johnny Chubb | 7/1/2007, 1:10 pm EST

I find it amazing how these lists can really bring out the haters.

We all truly know what it is we DON’T like.

“You Light Up My Life” by Debby Boone was actually NUMBER 1 for 7 straight godawful weeks … Churches around the country noticed a large increase in the number of people praying to go deaf.

TSFin | 7/1/2007, 1:52 pm EST

Mika – Grace Kelly, pretty much every 50 Cent single (to name an incredibly annoying song is difficult, but I’ll go with Candy Shop) and Gwen Stefani’s Wind It Up.

JP | 7/1/2007, 2:49 pm EST

I guess I’m the only one who’ll admits liking “You’re Beautiful” by James Blunt. I guess the song is a victim from being overplayed on the radio. Fortunately, for me, my radio tuner is rusted from a lack of use.

For the annoying list:

1. My Humps – Black Eyed Peas
2. American Pie – Don McClean
3. Achy Breaky Heart – Billy Ray Cyrus
4. Indian Outlaw – Tim McGraw (Annoying & Racist)
5. Any Disco Song (KC & The Sunshine Band, Bee Gees, Village People…)

Jimmy | 7/1/2007, 2:58 pm EST

Umbrella – Rihanna
BANANAS – Gwen Stafani
I’m into something good – Hermans Hermits
Graduation Song – Vitamin C
Anything by Nickelback or Creed

Brian | 7/1/2007, 3:10 pm EST

Anything by Art Brut

birddogger | 7/1/2007, 3:30 pm EST

“I’ve Never Been To Me” by Charlene, from 1982. Don’t remember it? See if this spoken-word passage from the tune makes your skin crawl like it does mine:

“Hey, you know what paradise is? Its a lie. A fantasy we
create about
people and places as wed like them to be.
But you know what truth is?
its that little baby youre holding
its that man you fought with this morning
the same one youre going to make love with tonight
thats truth, thats love………”

dylan | 7/1/2007, 3:42 pm EST

party like a rockstar and girlfriend

ray | 7/1/2007, 3:48 pm EST

D-I-v-O-R-C-E Tammy Wynette

Colin | 7/1/2007, 3:53 pm EST

“Unwritten” – Natasha Bedingfield
“Bad Day” – Daniel Powter

Will The Thrill | 7/1/2007, 4:43 pm EST

Revolution #9 – Beatles
Toxic – Britney Spears
I Wanna “Love” You – Akon
This is Why I’m Hot – Mims
Fergalicious – Fergie

RONinAZ | 7/1/2007, 4:55 pm EST

“Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” cover by William Shatner. Ugh. A close second, “MacArthur Park” by Richard Harris. Just awful. :)

boo-urns | 7/1/2007, 4:57 pm EST

that god awful ‘asedeje ha’ by los ketchup…not to soundlike a biggot but the spanish-american music is just god awul and should stop immediately

Lado | 7/1/2007, 5:02 pm EST

‘Semi-Charmed Kind of Life’ by Third Eye Blind

Everything about it, the inane lyrics, the ‘do do dod od od dodod dodo!’ part…ech.

ted | 7/1/2007, 5:46 pm EST

anything ever relesed by burton cummings but mostly that ‘i will sing a lulluaby’ horror. oh, and butterfly kisses by some idiot who’s name i don’t remember. thanks, I feel better now.

Adi | 7/1/2007, 6:09 pm EST

worst song ever – “groove is in the heart” by dee-lite

Jon Dough | 7/1/2007, 6:10 pm EST

“You’re Beautiful” – James Blunt
“Wannabe” – Spice Girls
“Wonderwall” – Oasis
“Fergalicious” – Fergie
“Skater Boy” – Avril Lavigne
“Mm-bop” – Hansons
“Backstreet’s Back” – Backstreet Boys
“Cry Me a River” – Justin Timberlake
“Milkshake” – Kelis

S.T. | 7/1/2007, 6:14 pm EST

Everything you Want – by Vertical Horizon
Smile – Lily Allen
Anything by Fergie…

Lotto | 7/1/2007, 6:19 pm EST

Anything by R. Kelly

sc | 7/1/2007, 6:41 pm EST

Silly Love Songs–Paul McCartney
50 Ways to Leave Your Lover–Paul Simon

Jake Burns | 7/1/2007, 7:03 pm EST

Brian, ART BRUT are GODS!

Matt | 7/1/2007, 7:31 pm EST

Here it is….a brand new rap song I forgot the kid’s name
A BAY BAY A BAY BAY A BAY BAY A BAY BAY A BAY BAY A BAY BAY you’ll know it when you hear it

joy shannon | 7/1/2007, 8:09 pm EST

I really hate “you’re beautiful” by James Blunt.

After seeing the self-indulgent music video for the song, I’d like to think a more accurate and honest version of the song, sung by himself would have been “I’m beautiful… it’s true”. But besides that, the song has the stupidest sentiment of all time. It’s about a guy who sees a beautiful girl “in a crowded place” and does absolutely nothing about it. That isn’t going to get you laid, man.

The other song that makes me want to vomit is “In My Daughter’s Eyes” by Martina McBride.
It’s just the sort of sentimental bullshit that makes stupid fat Americans feel good about their mediocre choices in life. And it didn’t help that I heard that song on the radio while in Texas- the state I think Satan calls home.

eninohio | 7/1/2007, 8:15 pm EST

meatloaf: paradise by the dashboard lights

celebrating 30 years of sheer annoyance

david | 7/1/2007, 8:54 pm EST

the final countdown, europe. Every time i here it I feel like buying a shotgun.

The James | 7/1/2007, 8:57 pm EST

Bad by Michael Jackson

I Saw Him Standing There by Tiffany

500 Miles by Whatstheirnames

Zombie by The Cranberries

Dance With Somebody Who Loves Me by Whitney Houston

Marty | 7/1/2007, 9:02 pm EST

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy (I Got Love In My Tummy) by the Ohio Express in the late ’60s.

This wins hands down.

Marty | 7/1/2007, 9:02 pm EST

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy (I Got Love In My Tummy) by the Ohio Express in the late ’60s.

This wins hands down.

jen | 7/1/2007, 10:22 pm EST

that god aweful song by Extreme the one that is a cappella is it called More Than Words???
arghh it’s stuck in my head now and I can’t stand it.

Jeff, Milwaukee | 7/1/2007, 10:40 pm EST

Tie:

“We Didn’t Start the Fire,” Billy Joel
“We Built This City” by Starship

(Apparently I don’t like songs that start with “We”)

Joe | 7/1/2007, 10:41 pm EST

“This is Our Country” John Cougar Mellencamp. One of the worst songs ever written turned into one of the most annoying by its constant repetiton in commercials.

Kap | 7/1/2007, 10:42 pm EST

Anything by Heart or Bon Jovi. I would rather listen to fingernails going down a chalkboard.

Schrammitup1362 | 7/1/2007, 10:49 pm EST

“Bad Day”
“You’re Beautiful”
“Wake Me Up when September ends”

Oh this is annoying songs, oh I was doing crappiest songs.

Schrammitup1362 | 7/1/2007, 10:49 pm EST

“Bad Day”
“You’re Beautiful”
“Wake Me Up when September ends”

Oh this is annoying songs, oh I was doing crappiest songs.

yohoo | 7/1/2007, 10:52 pm EST

Achy breaky heart, listn to weird al’s dont play that song that Achy breaky song!
all Celine dion
all whitney houston
all phil collins
all macarena
all vertical horizons
all frank sinatra ( its used as a torture music)
all tom jones
some michael jackson
all menudo
all vengaboys
too sexy

i can right all day!

Laurie | 7/1/2007, 10:56 pm EST

Disco Duck-Rick Dees and His Cast of Idiots.No kidding.

frank | 7/1/2007, 10:56 pm EST

i LOVE the beatles, but Obladi oblada is HORRIBLE! the one song i cant stand! also limp biztkit (shudder…) linkin park, creed, you know the type!

kirk in my hole | 7/1/2007, 11:06 pm EST

all Nickelback, but especially Photograph

andy | 7/1/2007, 11:41 pm EST

“Electric Slide” of couse!

Jeremy | 7/1/2007, 11:53 pm EST

Limp Bizket – Rollin’
Bon Jovi – You Give Love A Bad Name
Poison – Unskinny Bop
Crazy Frog – Any song they ever did
Jesus Jones – Right Here Right Now
MC Miker G & DJ Sven – Holiday Rap
Milli Vanilli – Girl You Know It’s True

mick,gin,mike,beck,kelly,carie | 7/1/2007, 11:57 pm EST

rap,rap,rap,rap,rap,rap,rap,ra p,rap,rap,rap,rap,rap,rap,rap, rap,rap

g | 7/2/2007, 1:27 am EST

No, 1 Believe – Cher
No, 2 You’re beautiful
No, 3 Believe – Cher

lol | 7/2/2007, 2:04 am EST

Uhmmm Let’s see
“Wannabe”-Spice Girls
“My Heart Will Go On”- Celine Dion
“Music”- Madonna
“Baby One more Time”,”Oops, I did it again”, “Toxic”- Britney Spears
“Macarena”- Lo del Rio
“I Will Always Love You”- Whitney Houston.
“I’ll be Missing You”- Diddy
“Hips Don’t Lie”-Shakira
“You’re Beautiful”-James Blunt”
“Irreplaceabe”, “Deja Vu”, “Crazy in Love” – Beyonce
“I’m real”- Jennifer Lopez
“Sexyback”- Justin Timberlake

lol | 7/2/2007, 2:14 am EST

almost forget:

“Smells Like Teen Spirit”- Nirvana

lol | 7/2/2007, 2:42 am EST

Mimms- “this is why i’m hot
“Stars are blind”- Paris Hilton
“I believe I can Fly”- I don’t know who the hell sings it..and I don’t want to know
“Pop”, “Bye, Bye, Bye”- N’Sync
Mmmbop-Hanson
“Don’t Worry, Be Happy”-
“A-se-re-je”- some Spanish group
“The Game of Love”- Santana
“Do ya Think I’m sexy”- The Paris Hilton version specifically

METALHD | 7/2/2007, 2:49 am EST

HERE`S MY PICKS FOR THE MOST ANNOYING SONGS. AVRIL LAVIGENE “GIRLFRIEND“ GWEN STEFANI “THE SWEET ESCAPE“, BILLY RAY CYRUS “ACHY BREAKY HEART“, ANYTHING BY FERGIE, FORIGENER “HOT BLOODED“, STEVE MILLER BAND`S “THE JOKER“,AND ANYTHING BY NICKELBACK THESE SONGS MAKE ME SICK!!!!!!!!

Markus | 7/2/2007, 2:59 am EST

Most of the bad music from today’s mainstream falls into a few convenient categories:

Castrato Folk-Pop (Daniel Powter, James Brunt, John Mayer, Plain White T’s, etc.)

Castrato Rock (Nickelback, Creed, Matchbox 20, Hoobastank, etc.)

Bimbo Pop (Fergie, Gwen Stefani solo, Avril Lavigne, Ashlee Simpson, Paris Hilton, etc.)

Bimbo R&B (Ciara, Fantasia, Rhiana, and any other female singer with eccentric name that ends in the letter “A”)

Mainstream Country (It doesn’t matter who does it; it’s all bad)

Mainstream “Ringtone” Rap (50 Cent, Mike Jones, Lil Jon, and novelty hits like: “This Is Why I’m Hot,” “Laffy Taffy,” “Party Like a Rockstar,” “Walk It Out,” and “Chain Hang Low,” “Lipgloss,” and too many others to name)

Gleamo [Glam Emo] (Fallout Boy, Panic at the Disco, Hawthorne Heights, and any other “Hot Topic bands”)

and

Divas (Cher, Celine Dion, Mariah Carey, Ricky Martin, etc.)

But Satan awards points for creativity.

And if there is a Disco in Hell, the person responsible for “The Hampster Dance” will be the DJ.

Markus | 7/2/2007, 3:13 am EST

One man who has been mentioned here, however, deserves a pass: R. Kelly.

He has such an awe-inspiringly cynical and exploitative sense of the absurd that it qualifies as its own brand of genius. He is the Frank Zappa of R&B.

If he does end up in Hell, he’ll be the guardian angel.

sweetnessfollows | 7/2/2007, 3:32 am EST

freebird
disco duck
the final countdown
take on me
that fucking six flags song where the creepy pedophile dances around with his bus
mmmbop is not annoying by the way…

ETahn | 7/2/2007, 3:54 am EST

cumbrella by rihanna
party like a rockstar
zoom by lil boosie
anything by justin timberlake or timbaland

distorted | 7/2/2007, 5:13 am EST

1. James Blunt – You’re beautifull
So bad, this guy should be shot for crimes against music! Quite upset RS left it out. Probably the only song that actually sickens me to my stomach…
2. Celine Dion – My heart will go on
3. Bryan Adams – (Everything I Do) I Do it for You
4. Bon Jovi – Always
5. RHCP – Hump ti hump
or whatever that crappy song is called…what happenend to these guys??

distorted | 7/2/2007, 5:16 am EST

And oh yeah, that mimms guy is an idiot, gladly the song has not been picked up by dutch radio (yet…)

mike t | 7/2/2007, 5:46 am EST

any metal band that has someone playing turntables!

... | 7/2/2007, 6:51 am EST

1 – this is why i’m hot
2 – macarena
3 – in da club
4 – i wanna fuck you
5 – all shania twain crap
6 – genie in a bottle
7 – fergalicious
8 – hero by mariah carey
9 – any crap by anastacia
10 – any crap by robbie williams

JayCee | 7/2/2007, 7:26 am EST

I find this subject very controversial and borderling inducement of verbal rioting. Any song can become annoying if it is overplayed, regardless of “quality”. Everyone dislikes some song, even songs that are essentially good. Some of the posts are flat out prejudice. How can you include an entire genre(rap)or an artist’s Beyonce’,Sinatra,Green Day)entire catalog? It illutrates narrowminded ignorance, which some people support. Some don’t even know what the name of the groups they are hating. It’s a free country but please back up your comments with some accuracy. If you can’t “stand” a song, “sit down” and write your own and see just how difficult it can be.

tytti | 7/2/2007, 7:29 am EST

Turn Me On – Kevin Lyttle
God, that’s annoying!

tytti | 7/2/2007, 7:31 am EST

and anything that involves eminem telling how crappy his life is

Casey Kasem | 7/2/2007, 7:56 am EST

1. “Chuck E.’s in Love”, Rickie Lee Jones (you cannot beat this one!)
2. “Headstrong”, Trapt
3. “Believe”, Cher
4. “Enter Sandman”, Metallica
5. “Ooops, I Did it Again”, Britney Spears
6. “No Diggity”, Blackstreet
7. “500 Miles”, Proclaimers
8. “You’re Beautiful”, James Blunt
9. “Hands to Yourself”, Georgia Satellites
10. “Obsession”, Animotion

I did it, I got the right answer, didn’t I?

Casey Kasem | 7/2/2007, 7:56 am EST

1. “Chuck E.’s in Love”, Rickie Lee Jones (you cannot beat this one!)
2. “Headstrong”, Trapt
3. “Believe”, Cher
4. “Enter Sandman”, Metallica
5. “Ooops, I Did it Again”, Britney Spears
6. “No Diggity”, Blackstreet
7. “500 Miles”, Proclaimers
8. “You’re Beautiful”, James Blunt
9. “Hands to Yourself”, Georgia Satellites
10. “Obsession”, Animotion

I did it, I got the right answer, didn’t I?

John Rutsey | 7/2/2007, 8:00 am EST

1. “Closer to the Heart”
2. “Tom Sawyer”
3. “Time Stand Still”
4. “Roll the Bones”
5. “YYZ”

And all the crappy drum solos, especially the live ones. Who solos off a xylophone, anyway – a 3-year old?

Daryl Hall | 7/2/2007, 8:01 am EST

1. “Italian Girls”
2. Anything by the Parachute Club

John Oates | 7/2/2007, 8:03 am EST

1. “Dreamtime”
2. Anything after ‘Abandoned Luncheonette’ (my idea for the title, too, boo-yah!)
3. Anything by the Parachute Club

sasa | 7/2/2007, 8:20 am EST

حثوبنتكيفقخمتباغتىياية ايى ي ءيتىيتالاي ساىيتىاي ا ا ي اعاضص ت تابثةت ىب ةتىتعؤةؤ عوبقتىيلايؤه

Scott | 7/2/2007, 8:45 am EST

The crimes against music committed by Kanye West and P Diddy are absolutely unforgivable (as evidenced yet again at the Concert for Diana this weekend). I can’t even categorize these ear abortions under the most general term “music”.

SATAN | 7/2/2007, 8:47 am EST

mmmbop – Hanson
Little Things – Good Charlotte
Pearl Jam after Vitology
Led Zeppelin after Houses of the Holy
anything by Arcade Fire
anything by avril lavigne
anything by wilco

SATAN | 7/2/2007, 8:49 am EST

oh yeah, anything by Lady Soveriegn

ana 1171 | 7/2/2007, 8:54 am EST

INSASHABLEEE! REMEBER THAT SONG?

SteveS | 7/2/2007, 8:56 am EST

I meant every word I said about Mellencamp not being Guthrie or Springsteen, no matter how much he tries. Our Country just doesn’t cut it… It’s not that much different than Pink Houses, except Pink Houses is far better. Our Country is an apparent attempt of rewriting This Land is Your Land, except that song is a classic. I’ll give Mellencamp credit for the time period around Scarecrow, but his latest attempt at a hit single comes across as a commercial jingle (WAIT A MINUTE, it already is !!!). This isn’t a dis towards Mellencamp (even though it may sound like one), it’s a dis to that commercial jingle of a song. It is to his career what Kokomo was to The Beach Boys.

SteveS | 7/2/2007, 9:01 am EST

About Jimmy Buffett, I wouldn’t consider him annoying (and this after dissing Mellencamp… lol). If anything, Buffett’s music is an escape to those moments in our life that we find annoying, like a bad day at work, cabin fever, etc. Although he was a songwriter of some merit early in his career, today his music is nothing more than light hearted escapism. Think about a beach, Corona in hand, Buffett and Marley blaring on the boombox… not a bad place to be.

Scott | 7/2/2007, 9:03 am EST

When they tortured prisoners at Abu Ghraib, they made them listen to Kanye West and P Diddy. Those two make the prospect of going deaf appealing.

Penny | 7/2/2007, 9:21 am EST

Hinder – Lips of an Angel, sounds like the singer was combatting a significant bout of constipation when he choked out this one. All rap after the Run DMC, Grandmaster Flash days. It is all unlistenable.

Scalawag | 7/2/2007, 9:32 am EST

This Love by Maroon Five…and pretty much anything that band does. Their music is pure aural vomit.

Charlie Brown | 7/2/2007, 9:41 am EST

OHHH OHHH MY TURN!!!
1. blister in the sun-violent femmes
2. all john melloncamp
3. all club rap, its nothing but chorus, and the chorus is usually one or two words just repeated. UUUGGGGHHHH!!!
4. It’s my life-Gwen Stefani
5. Headstrong- Trapt
6. Best I ever had-that country guy
7. Life is a highway- Rascal Flats (the original was alright)

bla | 7/2/2007, 9:44 am EST

umbrella – rhianna

rubytuesday13 | 7/2/2007, 9:46 am EST

Bannas
wind it up
girlfriend anything from the new bon jovi album

Charlie Brown | 7/2/2007, 10:00 am EST

Oh god how could I forget?
1. Umbrella-rhianna
2. chicken noodle soup song- some rap people (you know which one)
3. Lipgloss- some other rap chick.
4. Wanna be a BALLA shot CALLA

redhead | 7/2/2007, 10:01 am EST

oooh barbie world takes me back! Yep, that’s annoying. But it’s so delightfully 90s annoying.

I also second Achy breaky heart, and if it hasn’t been mentioned, The Lion Sleeps Tonight

SteveS | 7/2/2007, 10:31 am EST

Hmmm… The Lion Sleeps Tonight… if you’re going to put that on this list, you are almost putting a whole genre on this list. Rock and roll had to come from somewhere, and this is one of its early styles. You could put Runaway by Del Shannon on this list, but I consider it one of the best rock songs ever made. Have a little more respect for the early days of rock and roll, if it wasn’t for that, what music might we be hearing today ???

JSuzart | 7/2/2007, 10:32 am EST

“Whenever Whatever” – Shakira
“Lifestyle of the Rich and Famous” – Good Charlotte
“Cars” – Gary Numan
“Fergalicious” – Fergie (too stupid)
“Wind It Up” – Gwen Stefani
“Welcome to the Black Parade” – My Chemical Romance (too pretentious)
“Mambo #5″ – Lou Bega (too lame)
“You’re Beautiful” – James Blunt
“Get Right” – Jennifer Lopez
“Original Prankster” – The Offspring
“Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us” – Starship

snwriter | 7/2/2007, 10:55 am EST

I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For–U2

Vertigo–U2

Bayliss | 7/2/2007, 11:35 am EST

Lady in Red
Putin on the ritz
dont pay the ferry man
wang chung tonight
shiny happy people
life is a hiway

those songs should be banned forever

bla | 7/2/2007, 12:01 pm EST

rhianna – unfaithful

mojcas | 7/2/2007, 12:35 pm EST

Rihanna – Umbrella
Avril – Girlfriend
Beyonce – Deja Vu

Kidbilly | 7/2/2007, 12:54 pm EST

Photograph by Nickelback
Lips of an Angel by Hinder
These two bands sound identical. They lyrics are like bad highschool poetry.
Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne is pretty much “Mickey” by Toni Basil. So, I guess I go with banning Cheerleader rock. “Mickey,” “Girlfriend,” and “Hollaback Girls.” Oh yeah, I’m a huge fan but I cannot stand the new song “Hey You” by Madonna. I’m on the Bon Jovi wagon too. I’m so over Jon’s affected rock star singing voice. Give it up. This is fun seeing what people hate. Poor Rhianna, I don’t really know her “Umbrella” song, but it’s multiple listings on here tell me to stay away. All music the completely depends on the sample of another song is annoying. SOrry Kanye and P. Diddy–this means you.

Peace everyone!

SteveS | 7/2/2007, 1:10 pm EST

This is one of RS’ better topics. It’s amazing how popular really bad songs are. I still don’t understand how RS missed “You’re Beautiful”… maybe they are sitting back and laughing at our physical, emotional and psychological disgust at the very mention of that song. Maybe they left it off for that purpose… They needed one truly bad song, one that inspires nausea by its very mention, so that this blog would prosper… and prosper it did !!!

Joe | 7/2/2007, 1:13 pm EST

1. any rap song
2. crazy bitch – buck cheery

Joe | 7/2/2007, 1:18 pm EST

any thing with nirvana ( alice in chains is 10 times more grunge than nirvana)

St. Robinson | 7/2/2007, 1:22 pm EST

For the love of God, more people need to say Photograph by Nickelback…that song is so bad I have trouble believing they didn’t write it as a joke (but I’m pretty sure they didn’t).

That awful Laffy Taffy song.

Much of Creed, but especially With Arms Wide Open.

Most of Sublime.

Riders on the Storm by The Doors…come on, just listen to it sometime (while sober) and try and tell me the lyrics aren’t utterly ridiculous.

St. Robinson | 7/2/2007, 1:30 pm EST

Also, I don’t think anything of Metal Machine Music counts…I mean wasn’t that meant to be annyoing?

Is You’re Beautiful really THAT bad? Being over-played and the most annoying song ever are two different things.

“No Rain” is by Blind Melon, you idiot. And it’s a good song.

My Humps is horrendous.

Madonna’s cover of American Pie, too. Sweet Jesus.

Mr_Vorhias | 7/2/2007, 1:31 pm EST

Personally I still like Crash Test Dummies, but go figure.

Here’s my aforementioned Annoying Song-list….Backwards.

20. “Lightning Crashes” by Live
19. “Hey Baby” by No Doubt
18. “Billie Jean” by Michael Jackson
17. “Temperature” by Sean Paul
16. “Umbrella” by Rihanna (Or “Umber-Ella” as she pronounces it.)
15. “Lonely No More” by Rob Thomas
14. “Ice Ice Baby” by Vanilla Ice
13. “Wake Me Up When September Ends” by Green Day
12. “Hollaback Girl” by Gwen Stefani
11. “Roll Out” by Ludacris
10. “This Is Why I’m Hot” by Mims
9. “Mambo #5″ by Lou Bega
8. “Macarena” by Los Del Rio
7. “Sugar, We’re Going Down” by Fallout Boy (THAT’S how you spell Fallout. It’s not Fall Out.)
6. “Santeria” by Sublime
5. “Ridin” by Chamillionaire
4. “Girlfriend” by Avril Lavigne
3. “My Humps” by Black Eyed Peas
2. “Chain Hang Low” by Jibbs
1. “Don’t Stop Believin’” by Journey

John R. | 7/2/2007, 1:34 pm EST

1. Get Out Of My Dreams, Get Into My Car – Billy Ocean. Stupidest song ever.
2. Obsession – Animotion.
3. London Bridge & My Humps – Fergie & BEP: Sets the womens movement back 50 years.

Kirk | 7/2/2007, 1:49 pm EST

I will always love you – Whitney Houston

The Electric Monk | 7/2/2007, 3:11 pm EST

* “General Hospi-tale”, the Afternoon Delights (a rotten, cheesy soap opera–a theme song more annoying than George W. reading about goats).

* “Lost in Love”–Air Supply’s ode to bile and vomit.

* “Together Forever”: Rick Astley following a night of snorting Elmer’s and tossing back shots of Kool Aid.

* “Secret Lovers” by Atlantic Starr–utterly forgettable, totally unforgiveable.

* “Looking Out for #1″–Bachman Turner Overdrive’s way of harolding the coming Apocalypse.

* “You Light Up My Life” by Pat Boone’s daughter, Debbie.

The Seventh Circle of Hell.

Satan’s toilet.

Sewage.

Whenever “You Light Up My Life” is played in ANY format a nun loses her virginity, one of God’s angels falls into oblivion, rusty nails are driven deeply into Jesus’s hands, and the moon turn blood red.

“You Light Up My Life” was used to drive Saddam Hussein into his rabbit hole.

Many people do not know this, however, recent documents released from the Pentagon has proven it as undeniable fact.

Debbie Boone’s finest hour.

no U didn'ant | 7/2/2007, 3:27 pm EST

where is that GD awful song UMBRELLA please kill da bitch

The Electric Monk | 7/2/2007, 5:09 pm EST

…And let’s not forget that wet chunk of phlegm Bob Carlisle hacked up a few years ago: “Butterfly Kisses”–yet another reason Christian pop should remain as far from secular Top 40 as possible.

Lou | 7/3/2007, 2:07 am EST

Brass Monkey- the beastie boys
Girls- beastie boys
Genius of love- Tom Tom Club
One night in bangkok- Murry Head
19- Paul Hardcastle
Rapture- Blondie
She blinded me with science-Thomas Dolby
American Woman- Lenny Kravitz
Pop Muzik- M
You Spin me Round- Dead or Alive
Vogue- Madonna
Wishing Well- Terence Trent D’arby

Lou | 7/3/2007, 2:36 am EST

Two more so bad I had blocked them out.
Bicycle race- Queen
Born to be alive- Patrick Hernandez

Sigman | 7/4/2007, 6:29 pm EST

There’s nothing more annoying than:

“Chihuahua” by DJ Bobo
“Love Generation” by Bob Sinclair

I can’t stand it…

christine | 7/4/2007, 9:39 pm EST

Beautiful Girls – Sean Kingston

Better Than Me – Hinder (this is so much worse than the already awful Lips of an Angel)

Ijust had to add my 2 cents worth. What about that awful Paris Hilton song?

CATHY | 7/7/2007, 5:11 pm EST

I like “mmm mmm mmm mmm” just cause I saw someone lurching all over a church once.
SUCKY STUFF:
Anything Rod Stewart tried to sing.
“Total Eclipse of the Heart”
“Hungry Like The Wolf”
“Angel In/Is whatever the Centerfold”
“Breathe” by whatserface, Haith Fill
Joan Jett’s crap
“When Will I See You Again” by some chick
“What if God Was One of Us” Joan Osborne
“Everywhere You Go, You Always Take The Weather” sucks so bad you don’t even wanna know how bad.
“Do You Really Want To Hurt Me”, uh, yeah…
“I Say A Little Prayer For You”, whatever that song’s called, is horrible vomitus.
Sheryl Crow’s crap
“All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You”, blech.
“Chucky’s In Love”
Any song about clowns. Period.

John | 7/8/2007, 6:19 pm EST

Anything by Nickelback or Aqua.

John | 7/8/2007, 6:20 pm EST

Any thing by either Nickelback or Aqua.

zzzzz | 7/10/2007, 4:58 am EST

Actually, I love many of the songs that were mentioned before, specially the ones from the 80s and 90s. But my most annoying songs list is:

Any song performed by any blondie bubblegum rock/pop princess.

Wind it up by Gwen Stefani. Ok, I liked her when she was in Garbage, but now she sings preety much garbage… who told her that playing the song with the theme of the Sound of Music movie was a good idea??

Do anyone remember the Scatman Song? babarababibabarabobop…

Ja mes Blunt & David Powter all of their songs

The Walrus by the Beatles

Stars are blind by Paris Hilton. I think she should be sentenced for life just for forcing us to listen to that crap.

Glamorous by Fergie. Could anyone can be THAT shallow and materialistic enough just to sing a song about how cool you are for having diamonds, luxury cars and expensive clothes?? It should be a slap in the face of all mediaclass people who are mostly the ones who buy her CDs or singles…

Ed Hass | 7/14/2007, 12:59 pm EST

In the Arms of the Angel. It literally hurts my ears!

vanja | 7/23/2007, 7:06 pm EST

- anything by Justin Timberlake (he’s bringing sexy back?the squeeky voiced skinny metrosexual?no!)
- anything by Fergie and that god awful band she’s in(Black eyes PEEEES)
-Anything by Akon

Wham-Last Christmas
Europe-Final countdown

vanja | 7/23/2007, 7:18 pm EST

i forgot….
Barbra Streisand – Woman In Love
I’m Blue – Eiffel 65 (this song might just be the most annoying thing i’ve heard, apart from fergie.RETARDed)

LSD25GIRL | 7/26/2007, 9:26 am EST

anything from hinder

Chicago_Misses | 8/6/2007, 11:12 am EST

Rihanna song Umbrella is cool but that “ella ella part ain’t working”

Chuck Taylor | 8/10/2007, 1:31 am EST

AVRIL LAVIGNE NOW HAS THE MOST NO. 1 TOP 40 HITS THIS DECADE, Source: BILLBOARD.COM

Avril Lavigne’s “Girlfriend” propelled the singer/songwriter to a lofty pedestal: The 22-year-old now has the most No. 1 top 40 hits this decade at five and is the No. 2 artist in the 14-year history of Nielsen BDS, behind Mariah Carey’s six chart-toppers.
—Chuck Taylor (Billboard.com)

It’s official – see weblink:
http://www.billboard .com/bbcom/content_display/rev iews/singles/e3i6337374c02990a a382432d13494ab554

Elaine | 8/22/2007, 2:52 am EST

“London Bridge” – Fergie
“Can’t help falling in love” – A* Teens
“My humps” – Black eyed peas

spiraling | 8/25/2007, 1:37 am EST

We Are Marching to Pretoria. You won’t know how annoying a song can truly be until you hear it. And when was Gwen Stefani with Garbage? Did I miss something?

jen | 10/16/2007, 4:59 pm EST

how about…

ATC – Around the World (La, La, La)
Crazy Frog – Axle F
Wham! – Wake me up
Baz Luhrmann – Everybody’s free )To wear Sunscreen)

People should really stop listing “anything by” lists. Just because you don’t like a specific artist doesn’t mean everything by them is annoying. Be specific…Come on now, I know you can do it!!

hello :] | 10/19/2007, 8:10 am EST

Girlfriend-Avril Lavigne
Lip Gloss-Lil Mama
Barbie Girl – Aqua
Umbrella- Rihanna
Your Beautiful-James Blunt
Those Crazy Frog Thingos
Ths Is Why I’m Hot

someone | 10/19/2007, 8:12 am EST

Fack by Eminem >

lola hzm | 11/28/2007, 3:02 pm EST

rirl you’re every woman in the world to me by air supply

XxdeathXbyXhappinessxX | 1/8/2008, 10:53 am EST

Bad Day-Daniel Powter
Crank Dat Super Man- Soulja Boy
Or any other Crank “Dat” xD
Smell like teen Spirit- Nirvana
Girl friend- Avril Lavigne
Barbie Girl- Aqua
EVERYTHING that Nickleback sings
Don’t worry be happy? Uber annoying!!
All of Rap… I hate Rap!
Welcome to my Black Parade- MCR
Teenagers- MCR
(( I love my chemical romance but those songs are pissing me off))
most things sung b fall out boy are annoying.. except for Dance Dance, that sing kicks ass
and anything by Nightcore
there I’m finished for now…. but I’ll be back xDD

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Alvin! | 5/18/2008, 9:56 am EST

Most annoying song(s) so far:

Soulja Boy – Crank Dat
Rihanna – Don’t Stop the Music
Eiffel 65 – Blue
Snow – Informer
Shannon Noll – Learn to Fly
Britney Spears – Piece of Me/Break the Ice
Madonna-Justin Timberlake-Timbaland – 4 Minutes (I liked Madonna’s Earlier Material and I can handle Timbaland but not this track)
Akon – Lonely
Aqua – Barbie Girl
Mika – Happy Ending
James Blunt – You’re Beautiful
Daft Punk – One More Time
Celine Dion – My Heart Will Go On
Hanson – MMMBop
Spice Girls – Wannabe
Avril Lavigne – Sk8er Boi
Afroman – Because I Got High
The Bodyrockers – I Like the Way You Move
Nelly – Hot in Herre
Hampton the Hamster – The Hamsterdance Song
N’Sync – Bye Bye Bye
Holly Valance – Kiss Kiss
Sean Kingston – Beautiful Girls
Sean Kingston – Me Love
Fergie – Here I Come (feat. Will.I.Am)
Paris Hilton – Stars Are Blind
Robbie Williams – Rock DJ
Pussyfoot – The Way You Do It
Killing Heidi – Weir
Kylie Minogue – Can’t Get You Outta My Head
Gina G – Ooh Aah … Just a Little Bit
Michael Jackson – Black or White
Meatloaf – I Would Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That)

*any Backstreet Boys song*
*any Crazy Frog song*
*any Eminem song*

The reason I believe the above are annoying is because media “overplays” all of them.

Many will agree or disagree with this. It is up to YOU.

Alvin! | 5/18/2008, 9:58 am EST

I almost forgot to add this one:

The Pussycat Dolls Feat. Busta Rhymes – Don’t Cha

The most annoying song of 2005. ugh.

Alvin! | 5/18/2008, 10:33 am EST

And to finish up today’s woeful annoying songs of all-time:

Achy Breaky Heart – Billy Ray Cyrus
Charlene – I’ve Never Been to Me
Anita Ward or Collette – Ring My Bell (either version is bad)
Scatman – Scatman’s World
2 in a Room – Wiggle It
Ashlee Simpson – Outta My Head (Ay Ya Ya)
Ricky Martin – She Bangs
Las Ketchup – The Ketchup Song
Shakira feat. Wycleff Jean – Hips Don’t Lie
Hinder – Lips of an Angel
Linkin Park – Shadow of the Day
Powderfinger – My Happiness
Coldplay – Yellow
The Presets – My People (a relatively recent Aussie song: it is dreadful)
Whitney Houston – I Will Always Love You
Bon Jovi – Have a Nice Day
Melodie MC – Dum Da Dum
Lou Bega – I Got a Girl & Mambo No. 5
Ween – Push the Lil’ Daisies

It’s not just the fact media overplays these although that in itself is true: it’s the fact that each track I have listed so far gets under the skin after a while.
Just as well a lot of people are dissing James Blunt’s ‘You’re Beautiful’ song – it’s awful.

There are millions more I could list, but you get the idea.

PopHater | 4/15/2009, 8:52 pm EST

Linkin Park – What I’ve Done
Nickelback – Photograph (barf…)
Hinder – Lips of An Angel
MIMS – This is Why I’m Hot
Hoobastank – The Reason
Carrie Underwood – Jesus Take the Wheel???
Three Days Grace – Animal I have Become
Three Days Grace – Never Too Late
Creed – My Sacrifice
Disturbed – Stricken
RHCP – mainly because the retards can’t master a cd properly

Goo Goo Dolls – most songs
All of Hannah Montanna
All of Lil’ Wayne
All of Soulja Boy
Maroon 5 – This Love

cadence | 9/19/2009, 2:26 am EST

all songs by any disney artists miley damn cyrus, jonas effin brothers , demi lovato, selena gomez and duh, the whole HSM crap!

umbrella (so sick of it that i could puke ) , dont stop the music, disturbia …any shits by rihanna, she cant sing.

girlfriend avril lavigne

single ladies , if i were a boy by beyonce

anything by the new futuristic BEP. boom boom pow is one of the worst songs i ever heard.

BillyBreathesJF | 10/16/2009, 4:21 pm EST

Anything By…Nirvana!! is anoying

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