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Weekend Rock List: Most Annoying Songs

6/29/07, 1:11 pm EST

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Venting about obnoxious music is the only way to diffuse its awful power to stay in your head for hours. Therefore we’re creating a giant list of the most ire-inspiring songs in history. Nominate your selections for most annoying songs ever made, and check back Monday to see if your pick made our list. Here are five suggestions to get you going:


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Alvin! | 5/18/2008, 10:33 am EST

And to finish up today’s woeful annoying songs of all-time:

Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
Charlene - I’ve Never Been to Me
Anita Ward or Collette - Ring My Bell (either version is bad)
Scatman - Scatman’s World
2 in a Room - Wiggle It
Ashlee Simpson - Outta My Head (Ay Ya Ya)
Ricky Martin - She Bangs
Las Ketchup - The Ketchup Song
Shakira feat. Wycleff Jean - Hips Don’t Lie
Hinder - Lips of an Angel
Linkin Park - Shadow of the Day
Powderfinger - My Happiness
Coldplay - Yellow
The Presets - My People (a relatively recent Aussie song: it is dreadful)
Whitney Houston - I Will Always Love You
Bon Jovi - Have a Nice Day
Melodie MC - Dum Da Dum
Lou Bega - I Got a Girl & Mambo No. 5
Ween - Push the Lil’ Daisies

It’s not just the fact media overplays these although that in itself is true: it’s the fact that each track I have listed so far gets under the skin after a while.
Just as well a lot of people are dissing James Blunt’s ‘You’re Beautiful’ song - it’s awful.

There are millions more I could list, but you get the idea.

Alvin! | 5/18/2008, 9:58 am EST

I almost forgot to add this one:

The Pussycat Dolls Feat. Busta Rhymes - Don’t Cha

The most annoying song of 2005. ugh.

Alvin! | 5/18/2008, 9:56 am EST

Most annoying song(s) so far:

Soulja Boy - Crank Dat
Rihanna - Don’t Stop the Music
Eiffel 65 - Blue
Snow - Informer
Shannon Noll - Learn to Fly
Britney Spears - Piece of Me/Break the Ice
Madonna-Justin Timberlake-Timbaland - 4 Minutes (I liked Madonna’s Earlier Material and I can handle Timbaland but not this track)
Akon - Lonely
Aqua - Barbie Girl
Mika - Happy Ending
James Blunt - You’re Beautiful
Daft Punk - One More Time
Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On
Hanson - MMMBop
Spice Girls - Wannabe
Avril Lavigne - Sk8er Boi
Afroman - Because I Got High
The Bodyrockers - I Like the Way You Move
Nelly - Hot in Herre
Hampton the Hamster - The Hamsterdance Song
N’Sync - Bye Bye Bye
Holly Valance - Kiss Kiss
Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls
Sean Kingston - Me Love
Fergie - Here I Come (feat. Will.I.Am)
Paris Hilton - Stars Are Blind
Robbie Williams - Rock DJ
Pussyfoot - The Way You Do It
Killing Heidi - Weir
Kylie Minogue - Can’t Get You Outta My Head
Gina G - Ooh Aah … Just a Little Bit
Michael Jackson - Black or White
Meatloaf - I Would Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That)

*any Backstreet Boys song*
*any Crazy Frog song*
*any Eminem song*

The reason I believe the above are annoying is because media “overplays” all of them.

Many will agree or disagree with this. It is up to YOU.

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XxdeathXbyXhappinessxX | 1/8/2008, 10:53 am EST

Bad Day-Daniel Powter
Crank Dat Super Man- Soulja Boy
Or any other Crank “Dat” xD
Smell like teen Spirit- Nirvana
Girl friend- Avril Lavigne
Barbie Girl- Aqua
EVERYTHING that Nickleback sings
Don’t worry be happy? Uber annoying!!
All of Rap… I hate Rap!
Welcome to my Black Parade- MCR
Teenagers- MCR
(( I love my chemical romance but those songs are pissing me off))
most things sung b fall out boy are annoying.. except for Dance Dance, that sing kicks ass
and anything by Nightcore
there I’m finished for now…. but I’ll be back xDD

lola hzm | 11/28/2007, 3:02 pm EST

rirl you’re every woman in the world to me by air supply

someone | 10/19/2007, 8:12 am EST

Fack by Eminem >

hello :] | 10/19/2007, 8:10 am EST

Girlfriend-Avril Lavigne
Lip Gloss-Lil Mama
Barbie Girl - Aqua
Umbrella- Rihanna
Your Beautiful-James Blunt
Those Crazy Frog Thingos
Ths Is Why I’m Hot

jen | 10/16/2007, 4:59 pm EST

how about…

ATC - Around the World (La, La, La)
Crazy Frog - Axle F
Wham! - Wake me up
Baz Luhrmann - Everybody’s free )To wear Sunscreen)

People should really stop listing “anything by” lists. Just because you don’t like a specific artist doesn’t mean everything by them is annoying. Be specific…Come on now, I know you can do it!!

spiraling | 8/25/2007, 1:37 am EST

We Are Marching to Pretoria. You won’t know how annoying a song can truly be until you hear it. And when was Gwen Stefani with Garbage? Did I miss something?

Elaine | 8/22/2007, 2:52 am EST

“London Bridge” - Fergie
“Can’t help falling in love” - A* Teens
“My humps” - Black eyed peas

Chuck Taylor | 8/10/2007, 1:31 am EST

AVRIL LAVIGNE NOW HAS THE MOST NO. 1 TOP 40 HITS THIS DECADE, Source: BILLBOARD.COM

Avril Lavigne’s “Girlfriend” propelled the singer/songwriter to a lofty pedestal: The 22-year-old now has the most No. 1 top 40 hits this decade at five and is the No. 2 artist in the 14-year history of Nielsen BDS, behind Mariah Carey’s six chart-toppers.
—Chuck Taylor (Billboard.com)

It’s official - see weblink:
http://www.billboard .com/bbcom/content_display/rev iews/singles/e3i6337374c02990a a382432d13494ab554

Chicago_Misses | 8/6/2007, 11:12 am EST

Rihanna song Umbrella is cool but that “ella ella part ain’t working”

LSD25GIRL | 7/26/2007, 9:26 am EST

anything from hinder

vanja | 7/23/2007, 7:18 pm EST

i forgot….
Barbra Streisand - Woman In Love
I’m Blue - Eiffel 65 (this song might just be the most annoying thing i’ve heard, apart from fergie.RETARDed)

vanja | 7/23/2007, 7:06 pm EST

- anything by Justin Timberlake (he’s bringing sexy back?the squeeky voiced skinny metrosexual?no!)
- anything by Fergie and that god awful band she’s in(Black eyes PEEEES)
-Anything by Akon

Wham-Last Christmas
Europe-Final countdown

Ed Hass | 7/14/2007, 12:59 pm EST

In the Arms of the Angel. It literally hurts my ears!

zzzzz | 7/10/2007, 4:58 am EST

Actually, I love many of the songs that were mentioned before, specially the ones from the 80s and 90s. But my most annoying songs list is:

Any song performed by any blondie bubblegum rock/pop princess.

Wind it up by Gwen Stefani. Ok, I liked her when she was in Garbage, but now she sings preety much garbage… who told her that playing the song with the theme of the Sound of Music movie was a good idea??

Do anyone remember the Scatman Song? babarababibabarabobop…

Ja mes Blunt & David Powter all of their songs

The Walrus by the Beatles

Stars are blind by Paris Hilton. I think she should be sentenced for life just for forcing us to listen to that crap.

Glamorous by Fergie. Could anyone can be THAT shallow and materialistic enough just to sing a song about how cool you are for having diamonds, luxury cars and expensive clothes?? It should be a slap in the face of all mediaclass people who are mostly the ones who buy her CDs or singles…

John | 7/8/2007, 6:20 pm EST

Any thing by either Nickelback or Aqua.

John | 7/8/2007, 6:19 pm EST

Anything by Nickelback or Aqua.

CATHY | 7/7/2007, 5:11 pm EST

I like “mmm mmm mmm mmm” just cause I saw someone lurching all over a church once.
SUCKY STUFF:
Anything Rod Stewart tried to sing.
“Total Eclipse of the Heart”
“Hungry Like The Wolf”
“Angel In/Is whatever the Centerfold”
“Breathe” by whatserface, Haith Fill
Joan Jett’s crap
“When Will I See You Again” by some chick
“What if God Was One of Us” Joan Osborne
“Everywhere You Go, You Always Take The Weather” sucks so bad you don’t even wanna know how bad.
“Do You Really Want To Hurt Me”, uh, yeah…
“I Say A Little Prayer For You”, whatever that song’s called, is horrible vomitus.
Sheryl Crow’s crap
“All I Wanna Do Is Make Love To You”, blech.
“Chucky’s In Love”
Any song about clowns. Period.

christine | 7/4/2007, 9:39 pm EST

Beautiful Girls - Sean Kingston

Better Than Me - Hinder (this is so much worse than the already awful Lips of an Angel)

Ijust had to add my 2 cents worth. What about that awful Paris Hilton song?

Sigman | 7/4/2007, 6:29 pm EST

There’s nothing more annoying than:

“Chihuahua” by DJ Bobo
“Love Generation” by Bob Sinclair

I can’t stand it…

Lou | 7/3/2007, 2:36 am EST

Two more so bad I had blocked them out.
Bicycle race- Queen
Born to be alive- Patrick Hernandez

Lou | 7/3/2007, 2:07 am EST

Brass Monkey- the beastie boys
Girls- beastie boys
Genius of love- Tom Tom Club
One night in bangkok- Murry Head
19- Paul Hardcastle
Rapture- Blondie
She blinded me with science-Thomas Dolby
American Woman- Lenny Kravitz
Pop Muzik- M
You Spin me Round- Dead or Alive
Vogue- Madonna
Wishing Well- Terence Trent D’arby

The Electric Monk | 7/2/2007, 5:09 pm EST

…And let’s not forget that wet chunk of phlegm Bob Carlisle hacked up a few years ago: “Butterfly Kisses”–yet another reason Christian pop should remain as far from secular Top 40 as possible.

no U didn'ant | 7/2/2007, 3:27 pm EST

where is that GD awful song UMBRELLA please kill da bitch

The Electric Monk | 7/2/2007, 3:11 pm EST

* “General Hospi-tale”, the Afternoon Delights (a rotten, cheesy soap opera–a theme song more annoying than George W. reading about goats).

* “Lost in Love”–Air Supply’s ode to bile and vomit.

* “Together Forever”: Rick Astley following a night of snorting Elmer’s and tossing back shots of Kool Aid.

* “Secret Lovers” by Atlantic Starr–utterly forgettable, totally unforgiveable.

* “Looking Out for #1″–Bachman Turner Overdrive’s way of harolding the coming Apocalypse.

* “You Light Up My Life” by Pat Boone’s daughter, Debbie.

The Seventh Circle of Hell.

Satan’s toilet.

Sewage.

Whenever “You Light Up My Life” is played in ANY format a nun loses her virginity, one of God’s angels falls into oblivion, rusty nails are driven deeply into Jesus’s hands, and the moon turn blood red.

“You Light Up My Life” was used to drive Saddam Hussein into his rabbit hole.

Many people do not know this, however, recent documents released from the Pentagon has proven it as undeniable fact.

Debbie Boone’s finest hour.

Kirk | 7/2/2007, 1:49 pm EST

I will always love you - Whitney Houston

John R. | 7/2/2007, 1:34 pm EST

1. Get Out Of My Dreams, Get Into My Car - Billy Ocean. Stupidest song ever.
2. Obsession - Animotion.
3. London Bridge & My Humps - Fergie & BEP: Sets the womens movement back 50 years.

Mr_Vorhias | 7/2/2007, 1:31 pm EST

Personally I still like Crash Test Dummies, but go figure.

Here’s my aforementioned Annoying Song-list….Backwards.

20. “Lightning Crashes” by Live
19. “Hey Baby” by No Doubt
18. “Billie Jean” by Michael Jackson
17. “Temperature” by Sean Paul
16. “Umbrella” by Rihanna (Or “Umber-Ella” as she pronounces it.)
15. “Lonely No More” by Rob Thomas
14. “Ice Ice Baby” by Vanilla Ice
13. “Wake Me Up When September Ends” by Green Day
12. “Hollaback Girl” by Gwen Stefani
11. “Roll Out” by Ludacris
10. “This Is Why I’m Hot” by Mims
9. “Mambo #5″ by Lou Bega
8. “Macarena” by Los Del Rio
7. “Sugar, We’re Going Down” by Fallout Boy (THAT’S how you spell Fallout. It’s not Fall Out.)
6. “Santeria” by Sublime
5. “Ridin” by Chamillionaire
4. “Girlfriend” by Avril Lavigne
3. “My Humps” by Black Eyed Peas
2. “Chain Hang Low” by Jibbs
1. “Don’t Stop Believin’” by Journey

St. Robinson | 7/2/2007, 1:30 pm EST

Also, I don’t think anything of Metal Machine Music counts…I mean wasn’t that meant to be annyoing?

Is You’re Beautiful really THAT bad? Being over-played and the most annoying song ever are two different things.

“No Rain” is by Blind Melon, you idiot. And it’s a good song.

My Humps is horrendous.

Madonna’s cover of American Pie, too. Sweet Jesus.

St. Robinson | 7/2/2007, 1:22 pm EST

For the love of God, more people need to say Photograph by Nickelback…that song is so bad I have trouble believing they didn’t write it as a joke (but I’m pretty sure they didn’t).

That awful Laffy Taffy song.

Much of Creed, but especially With Arms Wide Open.

Most of Sublime.

Riders on the Storm by The Doors…come on, just listen to it sometime (while sober) and try and tell me the lyrics aren’t utterly ridiculous.

Joe | 7/2/2007, 1:18 pm EST

any thing with nirvana ( alice in chains is 10 times more grunge than nirvana)

Joe | 7/2/2007, 1:13 pm EST

1. any rap song
2. crazy bitch - buck cheery

SteveS | 7/2/2007, 1:10 pm EST

This is one of RS’ better topics. It’s amazing how popular really bad songs are. I still don’t understand how RS missed “You’re Beautiful”… maybe they are sitting back and laughing at our physical, emotional and psychological disgust at the very mention of that song. Maybe they left it off for that purpose… They needed one truly bad song, one that inspires nausea by its very mention, so that this blog would prosper… and prosper it did !!!

Kidbilly | 7/2/2007, 12:54 pm EST

Photograph by Nickelback
Lips of an Angel by Hinder
These two bands sound identical. They lyrics are like bad highschool poetry.
Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne is pretty much “Mickey” by Toni Basil. So, I guess I go with banning Cheerleader rock. “Mickey,” “Girlfriend,” and “Hollaback Girls.” Oh yeah, I’m a huge fan but I cannot stand the new song “Hey You” by Madonna. I’m on the Bon Jovi wagon too. I’m so over Jon’s affected rock star singing voice. Give it up. This is fun seeing what people hate. Poor Rhianna, I don’t really know her “Umbrella” song, but it’s multiple listings on here tell me to stay away. All music the completely depends on the sample of another song is annoying. SOrry Kanye and P. Diddy–this means you.

Peace everyone!

mojcas | 7/2/2007, 12:35 pm EST

Rihanna - Umbrella
Avril - Girlfriend
Beyonce - Deja Vu

bla | 7/2/2007, 12:01 pm EST

rhianna - unfaithful

Bayliss | 7/2/2007, 11:35 am EST

Lady in Red
Putin on the ritz
dont pay the ferry man
wang chung tonight
shiny happy people
life is a hiway

those songs should be banned forever

snwriter | 7/2/2007, 10:55 am EST

I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For–U2

Vertigo–U2

JSuzart | 7/2/2007, 10:32 am EST

“Whenever Whatever” - Shakira
“Lifestyle of the Rich and Famous” - Good Charlotte
“Cars” - Gary Numan
“Fergalicious” - Fergie (too stupid)
“Wind It Up” - Gwen Stefani
“Welcome to the Black Parade” - My Chemical Romance (too pretentious)
“Mambo #5″ - Lou Bega (too lame)
“You’re Beautiful” - James Blunt
“Get Right” - Jennifer Lopez
“Original Prankster” - The Offspring
“Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us” - Starship

SteveS | 7/2/2007, 10:31 am EST

Hmmm… The Lion Sleeps Tonight… if you’re going to put that on this list, you are almost putting a whole genre on this list. Rock and roll had to come from somewhere, and this is one of its early styles. You could put Runaway by Del Shannon on this list, but I consider it one of the best rock songs ever made. Have a little more respect for the early days of rock and roll, if it wasn’t for that, what music might we be hearing today ???

redhead | 7/2/2007, 10:01 am EST

oooh barbie world takes me back! Yep, that’s annoying. But it’s so delightfully 90s annoying.

I also second Achy breaky heart, and if it hasn’t been mentioned, The Lion Sleeps Tonight

Charlie Brown | 7/2/2007, 10:00 am EST

Oh god how could I forget?
1. Umbrella-rhianna
2. chicken noodle soup song- some rap people (you know which one)
3. Lipgloss- some other rap chick.
4. Wanna be a BALLA shot CALLA

rubytuesday13 | 7/2/2007, 9:46 am EST

Bannas
wind it up
girlfriend anything from the new bon jovi album

bla | 7/2/2007, 9:44 am EST

umbrella - rhianna

Charlie Brown | 7/2/2007, 9:41 am EST

OHHH OHHH MY TURN!!!
1. blister in the sun-violent femmes
2. all john melloncamp
3. all club rap, its nothing but chorus, and the chorus is usually one or two words just repeated. UUUGGGGHHHH!!!
4. It’s my life-Gwen Stefani
5. Headstrong- Trapt
6. Best I ever had-that country guy
7. Life is a highway- Rascal Flats (the original was alright)

Scalawag | 7/2/2007, 9:32 am EST

This Love by Maroon Five…and pretty much anything that band does. Their music is pure aural vomit.

Penny | 7/2/2007, 9:21 am EST

Hinder - Lips of an Angel, sounds like the singer was combatting a significant bout of constipation when he choked out this one. All rap after the Run DMC, Grandmaster Flash days. It is all unlistenable.

Scott | 7/2/2007, 9:03 am EST

When they tortured prisoners at Abu Ghraib, they made them listen to Kanye West and P Diddy. Those two make the prospect of going deaf appealing.

SteveS | 7/2/2007, 9:01 am EST

About Jimmy Buffett, I wouldn’t consider him annoying (and this after dissing Mellencamp… lol). If anything, Buffett’s music is an escape to those moments in our life that we find annoying, like a bad day at work, cabin fever, etc. Although he was a songwriter of some merit early in his career, today his music is nothing more than light hearted escapism. Think about a beach, Corona in hand, Buffett and Marley blaring on the boombox… not a bad place to be.

SteveS | 7/2/2007, 8:56 am EST

I meant every word I said about Mellencamp not being Guthrie or Springsteen, no matter how much he tries. Our Country just doesn’t cut it… It’s not that much different than Pink Houses, except Pink Houses is far better. Our Country is an apparent attempt of rewriting This Land is Your Land, except that song is a classic. I’ll give Mellencamp credit for the time period around Scarecrow, but his latest attempt at a hit single comes across as a commercial jingle (WAIT A MINUTE, it already is !!!). This isn’t a dis towards Mellencamp (even though it may sound like one), it’s a dis to that commercial jingle of a song. It is to his career what Kokomo was to The Beach Boys.

ana 1171 | 7/2/2007, 8:54 am EST

INSASHABLEEE! REMEBER THAT SONG?

SATAN | 7/2/2007, 8:49 am EST

oh yeah, anything by Lady Soveriegn

SATAN | 7/2/2007, 8:47 am EST

mmmbop - Hanson
Little Things - Good Charlotte
Pearl Jam after Vitology
Led Zeppelin after Houses of the Holy
anything by Arcade Fire
anything by avril lavigne
anything by wilco

Scott | 7/2/2007, 8:45 am EST

The crimes against music committed by Kanye West and P Diddy are absolutely unforgivable (as evidenced yet again at the Concert for Diana this weekend). I can’t even categorize these ear abortions under the most general term “music”.

sasa | 7/2/2007, 8:20 am EST

حثوبنتكيفقخمتباغتىياية ايى ي ءيتىيتالاي ساىيتىاي ا ا ي اعاضص ت تابثةت ىب ةتىتعؤةؤ عوبقتىيلايؤه

John Oates | 7/2/2007, 8:03 am EST

1. “Dreamtime”
2. Anything after ‘Abandoned Luncheonette’ (my idea for the title, too, boo-yah!)
3. Anything by the Parachute Club

Daryl Hall | 7/2/2007, 8:01 am EST

1. “Italian Girls”
2. Anything by the Parachute Club

John Rutsey | 7/2/2007, 8:00 am EST

1. “Closer to the Heart”
2. “Tom Sawyer”
3. “Time Stand Still”
4. “Roll the Bones”
5. “YYZ”

And all the crappy drum solos, especially the live ones. Who solos off a xylophone, anyway - a 3-year old?

Casey Kasem | 7/2/2007, 7:56 am EST

1. “Chuck E.’s in Love”, Rickie Lee Jones (you cannot beat this one!)
2. “Headstrong”, Trapt
3. “Believe”, Cher
4. “Enter Sandman”, Metallica
5. “Ooops, I Did it Again”, Britney Spears
6. “No Diggity”, Blackstreet
7. “500 Miles”, Proclaimers
8. “You’re Beautiful”, James Blunt
9. “Hands to Yourself”, Georgia Satellites
10. “Obsession”, Animotion

I did it, I got the right answer, didn’t I?

Casey Kasem | 7/2/2007, 7:56 am EST

1. “Chuck E.’s in Love”, Rickie Lee Jones (you cannot beat this one!)
2. “Headstrong”, Trapt
3. “Believe”, Cher
4. “Enter Sandman”, Metallica
5. “Ooops, I Did it Again”, Britney Spears
6. “No Diggity”, Blackstreet
7. “500 Miles”, Proclaimers
8. “You’re Beautiful”, James Blunt
9. “Hands to Yourself”, Georgia Satellites
10. “Obsession”, Animotion

I did it, I got the right answer, didn’t I?

tytti | 7/2/2007, 7:31 am EST

and anything that involves eminem telling how crappy his life is

tytti | 7/2/2007, 7:29 am EST

Turn Me On - Kevin Lyttle
God, that’s annoying!

JayCee | 7/2/2007, 7:26 am EST

I find this subject very controversial and borderling inducement of verbal rioting. Any song can become annoying if it is overplayed, regardless of “quality”. Everyone dislikes some song, even songs that are essentially good. Some of the posts are flat out prejudice. How can you include an entire genre(rap)or an artist’s Beyonce’,Sinatra,Green Day)entire catalog? It illutrates narrowminded ignorance, which some people support. Some don’t even know what the name of the groups they are hating. It’s a free country but please back up your comments with some accuracy. If you can’t “stand” a song, “sit down” and write your own and see just how difficult it can be.

... | 7/2/2007, 6:51 am EST

1 - this is why i’m hot
2 - macarena
3 - in da club
4 - i wanna fuck you
5 - all shania twain crap
6 - genie in a bottle
7 - fergalicious
8 - hero by mariah carey
9 - any crap by anastacia
10 - any crap by robbie williams

mike t | 7/2/2007, 5:46 am EST

any metal band that has someone playing turntables!

distorted | 7/2/2007, 5:16 am EST

And oh yeah, that mimms guy is an idiot, gladly the song has not been picked up by dutch radio (yet…)

distorted | 7/2/2007, 5:13 am EST

1. James Blunt - You’re beautifull
So bad, this guy should be shot for crimes against music! Quite upset RS left it out. Probably the only song that actually sickens me to my stomach…
2. Celine Dion - My heart will go on
3. Bryan Adams - (Everything I Do) I Do it for You
4. Bon Jovi - Always
5. RHCP - Hump ti hump
or whatever that crappy song is called…what happenend to these guys??

ETahn | 7/2/2007, 3:54 am EST

cumbrella by rihanna
party like a rockstar
zoom by lil boosie
anything by justin timberlake or timbaland

sweetnessfollows | 7/2/2007, 3:32 am EST

freebird
disco duck
the final countdown
take on me
that fucking six flags song where the creepy pedophile dances around with his bus
mmmbop is not annoying by the way…

Markus | 7/2/2007, 3:13 am EST

One man who has been mentioned here, however, deserves a pass: R. Kelly.

He has such an awe-inspiringly cynical and exploitative sense of the absurd that it qualifies as its own brand of genius. He is the Frank Zappa of R&B.

If he does end up in Hell, he’ll be the guardian angel.

Markus | 7/2/2007, 2:59 am EST

Most of the bad music from today’s mainstream falls into a few convenient categories:

Castrato Folk-Pop (Daniel Powter, James Brunt, John Mayer, Plain White T’s, etc.)

Castrato Rock (Nickelback, Creed, Matchbox 20, Hoobastank, etc.)

Bimbo Pop (Fergie, Gwen Stefani solo, Avril Lavigne, Ashlee Simpson, Paris Hilton, etc.)

Bimbo R&B (Ciara, Fantasia, Rhiana, and any other female singer with eccentric name that ends in the letter “A”)

Mainstream Country (It doesn’t matter who does it; it’s all bad)

Mainstream “Ringtone” Rap (50 Cent, Mike Jones, Lil Jon, and novelty hits like: “This Is Why I’m Hot,” “Laffy Taffy,” “Party Like a Rockstar,” “Walk It Out,” and “Chain Hang Low,” “Lipgloss,” and too many others to name)

Gleamo [Glam Emo] (Fallout Boy, Panic at the Disco, Hawthorne Heights, and any other “Hot Topic bands”)

and

Divas (Cher, Celine Dion, Mariah Carey, Ricky Martin, etc.)

But Satan awards points for creativity.

And if there is a Disco in Hell, the person responsible for “The Hampster Dance” will be the DJ.

METALHD | 7/2/2007, 2:49 am EST

HERE`S MY PICKS FOR THE MOST ANNOYING SONGS. AVRIL LAVIGENE “GIRLFRIEND“ GWEN STEFANI “THE SWEET ESCAPE“, BILLY RAY CYRUS “ACHY BREAKY HEART“, ANYTHING BY FERGIE, FORIGENER “HOT BLOODED“, STEVE MILLER BAND`S “THE JOKER“,AND ANYTHING BY NICKELBACK THESE SONGS MAKE ME SICK!!!!!!!!

lol | 7/2/2007, 2:42 am EST

Mimms- “this is why i’m hot
“Stars are blind”- Paris Hilton
“I believe I can Fly”- I don’t know who the hell sings it..and I don’t want to know
“Pop”, “Bye, Bye, Bye”- N’Sync
Mmmbop-Hanson
“Don’t Worry, Be Happy”-
“A-se-re-je”- some Spanish group
“The Game of Love”- Santana
“Do ya Think I’m sexy”- The Paris Hilton version specifically

lol | 7/2/2007, 2:14 am EST

almost forget:

“Smells Like Teen Spirit”- Nirvana

lol | 7/2/2007, 2:04 am EST

Uhmmm Let’s see
“Wannabe”-Spice Girls
“My Heart Will Go On”- Celine Dion
“Music”- Madonna
“Baby One more Time”,”Oops, I did it again”, “Toxic”- Britney Spears
“Macarena”- Lo del Rio
“I Will Always Love You”- Whitney Houston.
“I’ll be Missing You”- Diddy
“Hips Don’t Lie”-Shakira
“You’re Beautiful”-James Blunt”
“Irreplaceabe”, “Deja Vu”, “Crazy in Love” - Beyonce
“I’m real”- Jennifer Lopez
“Sexyback”- Justin Timberlake

g | 7/2/2007, 1:27 am EST

No, 1 Believe - Cher
No, 2 You’re beautiful
No, 3 Believe - Cher

mick,gin,mike,beck,kelly,carie | 7/1/2007, 11:57 pm EST

rap,rap,rap,rap,rap,rap,rap,ra p,rap,rap,rap,rap,rap,rap,rap, rap,rap

Jeremy | 7/1/2007, 11:53 pm EST

Limp Bizket - Rollin’
Bon Jovi - You Give Love A Bad Name
Poison - Unskinny Bop
Crazy Frog - Any song they ever did
Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now
MC Miker G & DJ Sven - Holiday Rap
Milli Vanilli - Girl You Know It’s True

andy | 7/1/2007, 11:41 pm EST

“Electric Slide” of couse!

kirk in my hole | 7/1/2007, 11:06 pm EST

all Nickelback, but especially Photograph

frank | 7/1/2007, 10:56 pm EST

i LOVE the beatles, but Obladi oblada is HORRIBLE! the one song i cant stand! also limp biztkit (shudder…) linkin park, creed, you know the type!

Laurie | 7/1/2007, 10:56 pm EST

Disco Duck-Rick Dees and His Cast of Idiots.No kidding.

yohoo | 7/1/2007, 10:52 pm EST

Achy breaky heart, listn to weird al’s dont play that song that Achy breaky song!
all Celine dion
all whitney houston
all phil collins
all macarena
all vertical horizons
all frank sinatra ( its used as a torture music)
all tom jones
some michael jackson
all menudo
all vengaboys
too sexy

i can right all day!

Schrammitup1362 | 7/1/2007, 10:49 pm EST

“Bad Day”
“You’re Beautiful”
“Wake Me Up when September ends”

Oh this is annoying songs, oh I was doing crappiest songs.

Schrammitup1362 | 7/1/2007, 10:49 pm EST

“Bad Day”
“You’re Beautiful”
“Wake Me Up when September ends”

Oh this is annoying songs, oh I was doing crappiest songs.

Kap | 7/1/2007, 10:42 pm EST

Anything by Heart or Bon Jovi. I would rather listen to fingernails going down a chalkboard.

Joe | 7/1/2007, 10:41 pm EST

“This is Our Country” John Cougar Mellencamp. One of the worst songs ever written turned into one of the most annoying by its constant repetiton in commercials.

Jeff, Milwaukee | 7/1/2007, 10:40 pm EST

Tie:

“We Didn’t Start the Fire,” Billy Joel
“We Built This City” by Starship

(Apparently I don’t like songs that start with “We”)

jen | 7/1/2007, 10:22 pm EST

that god aweful song by Extreme the one that is a cappella is it called More Than Words???
arghh it’s stuck in my head now and I can’t stand it.

Marty | 7/1/2007, 9:02 pm EST

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy (I Got Love In My Tummy) by the Ohio Express in the late ’60s.

This wins hands down.

Marty | 7/1/2007, 9:02 pm EST

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy (I Got Love In My Tummy) by the Ohio Express in the late ’60s.

This wins hands down.

The James | 7/1/2007, 8:57 pm EST

Bad by Michael Jackson

I Saw Him Standing There by Tiffany

500 Miles by Whatstheirnames

Zombie by The Cranberries

Dance With Somebody Who Loves Me by Whitney Houston

david | 7/1/2007, 8:54 pm EST

the final countdown, europe. Every time i here it I feel like buying a shotgun.

eninohio | 7/1/2007, 8:15 pm EST

meatloaf: paradise by the dashboard lights

celebrating 30 years of sheer annoyance

joy shannon | 7/1/2007, 8:09 pm EST

I really hate “you’re beautiful” by James Blunt.

After seeing the self-indulgent music video for the song, I’d like to think a more accurate and honest version of the song, sung by himself would have been “I’m beautiful… it’s true”. But besides that, the song has the stupidest sentiment of all time. It’s about a guy who sees a beautiful girl “in a crowded place” and does absolutely nothing about it. That isn’t going to get you laid, man.

The other song that makes me want to vomit is “In My Daughter’s Eyes” by Martina McBride.
It’s just the sort of sentimental bullshit that makes stupid fat Americans feel good about their mediocre choices in life. And it didn’t help that I heard that song on the radio while in Texas- the state I think Satan calls home.

Matt | 7/1/2007, 7:31 pm EST

Here it is….a brand new rap song I forgot the kid’s name
A BAY BAY A BAY BAY A BAY BAY A BAY BAY A BAY BAY A BAY BAY you’ll know it when you hear it

Jake Burns | 7/1/2007, 7:03 pm EST

Brian, ART BRUT are GODS!

sc | 7/1/2007, 6:41 pm EST

Silly Love Songs–Paul McCartney
50 Ways to Leave Your Lover–Paul Simon

Lotto | 7/1/2007, 6:19 pm EST

Anything by R. Kelly

S.T. | 7/1/2007, 6:14 pm EST

Everything you Want - by Vertical Horizon
Smile - Lily Allen
Anything by Fergie…

Jon Dough | 7/1/2007, 6:10 pm EST

“You’re Beautiful” - James Blunt
“Wannabe” - Spice Girls
“Wonderwall” - Oasis
“Fergalicious” - Fergie
“Skater Boy” - Avril Lavigne
“Mm-bop” - Hansons
“Backstreet’s Back” - Backstreet Boys
“Cry Me a River” - Justin Timberlake
“Milkshake” - Kelis

Adi | 7/1/2007, 6:09 pm EST

worst song ever - “groove is in the heart” by dee-lite

ted | 7/1/2007, 5:46 pm EST

anything ever relesed by burton cummings but mostly that ‘i will sing a lulluaby’ horror. oh, and butterfly kisses by some idiot who’s name i don’t remember. thanks, I feel better now.

Lado | 7/1/2007, 5:02 pm EST

‘Semi-Charmed Kind of Life’ by Third Eye Blind

Everything about it, the inane lyrics, the ‘do do dod od od dodod dodo!’ part…ech.

boo-urns | 7/1/2007, 4:57 pm EST

that god awful ‘asedeje ha’ by los ketchup…not to soundlike a biggot but the spanish-american music is just god awul and should stop immediately

RONinAZ | 7/1/2007, 4:55 pm EST

“Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” cover by William Shatner. Ugh. A close second, “MacArthur Park” by Richard Harris. Just awful. :)

Will The Thrill | 7/1/2007, 4:43 pm EST

Revolution #9 - Beatles
Toxic - Britney Spears
I Wanna “Love” You - Akon
This is Why I’m Hot - Mims
Fergalicious - Fergie

Colin | 7/1/2007, 3:53 pm EST

“Unwritten” - Natasha Bedingfield
“Bad Day” - Daniel Powter

ray | 7/1/2007, 3:48 pm EST

D-I-v-O-R-C-E Tammy Wynette

dylan | 7/1/2007, 3:42 pm EST

party like a rockstar and girlfriend

birddogger | 7/1/2007, 3:30 pm EST

“I’ve Never Been To Me” by Charlene, from 1982. Don’t remember it? See if this spoken-word passage from the tune makes your skin crawl like it does mine:

“Hey, you know what paradise is? Its a lie. A fantasy we
create about
people and places as wed like them to be.
But you know what truth is?
its that little baby youre holding
its that man you fought with this morning
the same one youre going to make love with tonight
thats truth, thats love………”

Brian | 7/1/2007, 3:10 pm EST

Anything by Art Brut

Jimmy | 7/1/2007, 2:58 pm EST

Umbrella - Rihanna
BANANAS - Gwen Stafani
I’m into something good - Hermans Hermits
Graduation Song - Vitamin C
Anything by Nickelback or Creed

JP | 7/1/2007, 2:49 pm EST

I guess I’m the only one who’ll admits liking “You’re Beautiful” by James Blunt. I guess the song is a victim from being overplayed on the radio. Fortunately, for me, my radio tuner is rusted from a lack of use.

For the annoying list:

1. My Humps - Black Eyed Peas
2. American Pie - Don McClean
3. Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
4. Indian Outlaw - Tim McGraw (Annoying & Racist)
5. Any Disco Song (KC & The Sunshine Band, Bee Gees, Village People…)

TSFin | 7/1/2007, 1:52 pm EST

Mika - Grace Kelly, pretty much every 50 Cent single (to name an incredibly annoying song is difficult, but I’ll go with Candy Shop) and Gwen Stefani’s Wind It Up.

Ragin Johnny Chubb | 7/1/2007, 1:10 pm EST

I find it amazing how these lists can really bring out the haters.

We all truly know what it is we DON’T like.

“You Light Up My Life” by Debby Boone was actually NUMBER 1 for 7 straight godawful weeks … Churches around the country noticed a large increase in the number of people praying to go deaf.

trent | 7/1/2007, 1:00 pm EST

now:
Avril Lavigne: Girlfriend
Scissor Sisters: I don’t feel like dancing
Fergie, Michael Bublé etc….

past:
totally agree with RS list and add
all these other one hit wonder summer hits like Eiffel 65 - Blue, TATU, Mambo No5…
everything by celine dion, ricky martin

Doga | 7/1/2007, 12:31 pm EST

“Barbie World” Aqua
“Macarena” Los Del Rio
“Mambo #5″ dont remember who sings it (he is Lou Vega)
“Shake your Bom Bom” Ricky Martin
David Bisbal (any song, vote for his most known song).

Any “pop-disco-rub-stuff” is good for this list.

Paul | 7/1/2007, 12:20 pm EST

Freebird By Lynerd Skynerd is one that I can’t stand,it annoys me or Like a Rock byBob Seger!

Brad | 7/1/2007, 12:10 pm EST

Whoever said John Mellencamp isn’t Woody Guthrie or Bruce Springsteen is right on…..he’s better than both. Check out his new album “Freedom’s Road” — it’s a brilliant piece of work.

cota | 7/1/2007, 11:05 am EST

THE ALLTIME WORST:

“Carma, Carma,Carma Chamilion”,,,ugh!!

2nd worst:

“Come on Eilean”

3rd:

“You light up my life”

1rst runner up:

that damned song by Amy Whorehouse about going to rehab!!!

David Navitts | 7/1/2007, 10:24 am EST

Anthing by Gwen Stefani
“You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet”
“Lady” Lenny Kravitz
the entire Creed catalogue

Allison | 7/1/2007, 10:01 am EST

Anything by CREED! Ugh–Scott Stapp and his overblown music annoys me any day!

CuzIBeKnowin | 7/1/2007, 9:51 am EST

“Mother” by the Police is the most annoying song ever. Well, after every Celine Dion song, every Nickelback song, and every Bryan Adams song. Wait, those are all Canadian. Hmmmm.

Jeremy | 7/1/2007, 9:49 am EST

Holy Shit! How could I forget “Cotton Eye Joe”???? Whoever said that: RIGHT ON! Contest over! “You’re Beautiful” may be the worst and, perhaps, #2 … but it doesn’t get any worse than “CEJ”. If you don’t agree, try hearing it 20 times a day. Happened to me for a period of two weeks at work.

trudy | 7/1/2007, 8:30 am EST

Fergie. So annoying. If she spells something one more time, I tell you…. and the Dixie Chicks. They think they’re really “stickin’ it to the man”, that they’re punk rock rebels, and that bugs the hell out of me. Same with Green Day. Don’t get me wrong, I want Bush out too, for sure, but honestly, writing some kind of pop song about it and complaining about it in interviews is not getting one thing accomplished. get involved! voting campaigns! use your music as a more positive platform, not some kind of bandwagon publicity stunt.
oh, and “girlfriend”, by avril lavigne. i am so ashamed that she comes from canada, she just sucks majorly.

Mr. Tim | 7/1/2007, 8:27 am EST

“Uptown Girl” — Billy Joel

Those ooh-oohs in the background make me dizzy.

Sherry | 7/1/2007, 6:48 am EST

Anything by Phil Collins, I have to agree. Don’t know why…he just annoys me.

Paul | 7/1/2007, 6:47 am EST

Any Dandy Warhols or Black Eyed Peas song.

BRIGHTLIGHTGIRL | 7/1/2007, 5:03 am EST

Nickelback, ’nuff said.

Stephen | 7/1/2007, 4:55 am EST

Some of you are confusing bad music or music you don’t like with ‘most annoying’

My top 5 :

1. Unfaithful - Rhianna

2. Agadoo - Black Lace (to my eternal embarassment they come from my home town)

3.Stars on 45

4. There’s no one quite like Grandma - St Winfreds school choir

5. Who let the dogs out

6. Dancing in the Moonlight - Toploader (the remix that keeps saying - “Here we go”)

7. Dance with My Father (Luther Van Dross)

8. Together we are beautiful / Fern Kinney

9. Oxygene - Jean Michel Jarre

10. I will always love you - Whitney Houston

Although I quite like Don’t Worry be happy, and Funkytown by Lipps Inc, I can also see why they might irritate.

michael | 7/1/2007, 4:25 am EST

These are the songs I would most gladly toss at any encroaching zombies.

“Roxanne” the Police.
any Blues Traveller song, but “Runaround” in particular.

any Grateful Dead song. Wait, I forgot. Those aren’t songs so much as meandering bird vomit. And since this is not a list of “most annoying meandering bird vomit” I should not have mentioned them. Apologies…NOT! OH, okay if you need just one song make it

“Truckin’”

“Crazy” — Gnarls Barkley
“Yeah” — Usher
“Ohbladeeblahdah” or however that stupid Beatles song goes. Life goes on, ja! Of the 68 bajillion songs Lennon and McCartney puked, 99 percent were completely annoying. This is their crowning annoyance achievement.

“Wonderful Tonight”. by Eric Clapton. Dude! you did Layla! WTF!!! is this slow and boring pop molasses doing in your canon? And he never really snapped out of it.

“Achy Breaky Heart” by Hillbilly Virus. I mean Billy Ray Cyrus

“We Built This City” by Jefferson Starship.

The Electric Monk | 7/1/2007, 4:03 am EST

Insane Clown Posse

Everything these homoerotic professional wrestlers turned rap-rock-bile-mongers spewed out is absolute trsh, nothing more–nothing less.

There truly is s special place reserved for them in in the Seventh Circlce of Hell.

Will | 7/1/2007, 3:57 am EST

1. Nickelback - Photograph
2. Hawthorne Heights - Saying Sorry
3. Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl
4. Kelly Clarkson - Since U Have Been Gone
5. Screaming Trees - Nearly Lost You
6. HelloGoodbye - Here In Your Arms
7. Bowling For Soup - 1985
8. Limp Bizkit - Rollin’
9. AFI - Miss Murder
10. Good Charlotte - Boys And Girls
11. Simple Plan - Perfect
12. Celiene Dion - My Heart Will Go On
13. Beyonce - Crazy In Love
14. Justin Timberlake - SexyBack
15. NSYNC - Pop
16. Backstreet Boys - Backstreets Back
16. Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend
17. Akon - Lonely
18. James Blunt - You’re Beautiful
19. Europe - The Final Countdown
20. Sean Paul - Temperature
21. Britney Spears - Oops I Did It Again
22. Ricky Martin - She Bangs
23. William Hung - She Bangs
24. Oliva Newton John - Physical

Catlin | 7/1/2007, 2:56 am EST

“I Don’t like your girlfriend”- Avril Lavigne
“My Humps”- Fergie
“Hollaback girl”Gwen Stephani

Any song with rash misspellings, I’m looking at you Fergie.

SpecialAgentUtah | 7/1/2007, 2:35 am EST

“Love Shack” by the B-52s! This is a long list and nobody has brought it up. I’m not the only one who hates this song.

Jamie | 7/1/2007, 2:20 am EST

Barbie Girl- Aqua
Hollaback Girl- Gwen Stefani
Here in your arms- Hellogoodbye
Anything by Fergie
SexyBack- Justin Timberlake
All Fall Out Boy
Rag And Bone- The White Stripes(i love u jack and meg but it just gets on my nerves)

happyboy | 7/1/2007, 2:09 am EST

the stroke

happyboy | 7/1/2007, 2:03 am EST

hotel friggin california - freakin coked out eugles

happyboy | 7/1/2007, 2:01 am EST

sledgehammer and shock the monkey - peter gaberial

happyboy | 7/1/2007, 2:00 am EST

any ballad by aerosmith,woooooosssies

happyboy | 7/1/2007, 1:55 am EST

beatles - a day in the life

ou812 | 7/1/2007, 1:27 am EST

U2 - I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For
Taylor Dayne - Love Will Lead You Back
LeAnn Rimes - How Do I Live
Bruce Springsteen - Pink Cadillac
Phil Collins - Another Day In Paradise

TJ | 7/1/2007, 1:15 am EST

Am I the only one that really likes “Mmm mmm mmm mmm” by Crash Test Dummies? Ok…

Here are some annoying pieces of turd:

“Fergalicious” by Fergie
“Pimp Juice” by Nelly
“Bye Bye Bye” by NSYNC
Anything With Crazy Frog
“That’s What Friends Are For” by Dionne Warwick and Friends…
“Great Balls Of Fire” by Jerry Lee Lewis

Ugh. Sometimes I wish these people would just disown these songs and realize how cheesy and dumb they are.

Anonymous | 7/1/2007, 1:09 am EST

IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!

Amy | 7/1/2007, 12:59 am EST

that horrid lip gloss song that is on the radio everytime i turn it on.

every nickelback song ever.

who let the freakin dogs out.

pretty much every song by any boy band.

hollaback girl…dear god i’d rather take a spear to the heart than hear that song.

amp | 7/1/2007, 12:57 am EST

Hit The Plane Down - Pavement
Thankee Mr. Stairs.

zander | 7/1/2007, 12:49 am EST

What The World Needs Now Is Love Sweet Love - Bacharach & David

In every friggin commercial ever - makes me want to stab myself.

sly | 7/1/2007, 12:41 am EST

Nickelback- Photograph — he rhymes kiss with miss- enough said.

Adam | 7/1/2007, 12:32 am EST

Aqua - “Barbie Girl”…by far the single worst excuse for “music” i’ve ever heard.

ednigma | 6/30/2007, 11:55 pm EST

I don’t remember who said: the joker by Steve Miller band, but overplayed does not necesarrily equal annoying.

- I wanna be sedated- Ramones
-Rock the casbaugh- the Clash
-when i come around- Green Day
-All Rap (not Hip-hop)
-That umbrella song
-All BEP after Fergie joined
-All emo

By the way Don’t worry be happy is a good tune, try and write something that catchy…

Trina | 6/30/2007, 11:48 pm EST

The three worst songs ever HAVE to be Chumbawumba-Tub Thumper
Crazy Town-Butterfly
Los Del Rio-Macarena
There was no way I could choose between these!!!

egle | 6/30/2007, 11:19 pm EST

don’t worry be happy
girlfriend (avril l.)
last christmas (wham, was it?)
all avril, chemical romance, greenday, sum41, blink182 and all those other pop bands who think they’re pretty original.

cam | 6/30/2007, 10:41 pm EST

blue-eiffel 65
you’re beautiful- james blunt
mmm-bop- some shitty band
lipgloss- lil mama

wetchabs | 6/30/2007, 10:36 pm EST

“Dance, Dance” - Fall Out Boy
“My Humps” - Black Eyed Peas
“This is why I’m hot”
Anything by Akon, T.I., Chamillionaire, or any other new rapper

2345 | 6/30/2007, 9:49 pm EST

Black Eyed Peas’ Humps. It’s a song–if we can actually call it a song–for women who were born not to respect themselves but to respect their itch. For bitches, in short.

me again | 6/30/2007, 9:37 pm EST

Cranberries’ Zombies. The last part sounds like Dolores does some masturbating in the recording studio. Orgasmic moans maybe.

rini | 6/30/2007, 9:08 pm EST

I Ran?

I love Flock of Seagulls! That song sure brings back memories of the good ole days when I was a young ‘un. I also love the 90’s, when people listened to good sensible music like Pavement, the Pixies and Nirvana.

Now it’s all crazy “Humps” and what not. I am taking my old gnarled 41 year old finger and shaking at those wild teenagers who think that there is anything good in the top forty. Shame!

Anonymous | 6/30/2007, 9:08 pm EST

I Ran?

I love Flock of Seagulls! That song sure brings back memories of the good ole days when I was a young ‘un. I also love the 90’s, when people listened to good sensible music like Pavement, the Pixies and Nirvana.

Now it’s all crazy “Humps” and what not. I am taking my old gnarled 41 year old finger and shaking at those wild teenagers who think that there is anything good in the top forty. Shame!

adam | 6/30/2007, 8:58 pm EST

my humps - black eyed peas

sugar were going down - fall out boy

holla back girl - gwen stafani

girlfriend - avril lavinge

MmmBeer | 6/30/2007, 8:44 pm EST

-Sweet Home Alabama (Lynard Skynard)
-One Hand in My Pocket (Alannis)
-Zombie (Cranberries)
-Like A Rock (Bob Seger)
-Rikki Don’t Lose That Number (Steely Dan)
-Say, Say, Say (MJ and McCartney)
-Margaritaville (Jimmy Buffett)
-Jessie’s Girl (Rick Springfield)

Julia | 6/30/2007, 8:30 pm EST

Anything Nickelback, enough said.

Wallz | 6/30/2007, 8:29 pm EST

Dudes,
I went 2 Vegas a few weeks ago…anyway I took my wife to Celine, it was OK for 10 mintues or SO…..then I was praying for the2nd coming…….please Jesus save ME ME EMEME EMMEME

Alf | 6/30/2007, 8:19 pm EST

Semisonic “Closing Time”
Britney Spears “Toxic”
Don Omar “Pobre Diabla”

Abby age 11 | 6/30/2007, 8:15 pm EST

‘This is why im hot’ Im proud i dont know who that is by.

Abby age 11 | 6/30/2007, 8:12 pm EST

‘Never Again’ By Kelly Clarkson
Who ever the song is about wishes he didnt break up with her so this song would of never of even been thought of.

EJ | 6/30/2007, 7:40 pm EST

Everyone hates different songs but come on, Who Let the Dogs out has to be number 1!!!! They put it in every football game and it drives me crazy

right said me | 6/30/2007, 7:23 pm EST

MMM bop- hanson
wanna be-spice girls
my humps- black eyed peas
Mambo #5- lou vega
Blue-eiffel 65
Anything by ricky martin
Too sexy-right said fred
You’re beautiful- JAmes Blunt

SHIPOOPI | 6/30/2007, 7:17 pm EST

Too many to mention, really

Alyx | 6/30/2007, 7:16 pm EST

4 Non Blondes What’s Up
Just makes me cringe to hear it. It’s like fingernails scratching a blackboard.

boatman | 6/30/2007, 7:03 pm EST

Anything by Nickelback, Dave Matthews, Creed, or Beyonce.

m.l. | 6/30/2007, 6:54 pm EST

old time rock & roll - bob seger
proud mary - creedence
anything by boy george

theif | 6/30/2007, 6:53 pm EST

mmm bop by hanson makes me want to
eat my toes with mayo and your grandpa

i saw some funny ones like that thought i’d try one ha

PETE WENTZ | 6/30/2007, 6:44 pm EST

ANYTHING IM INVOLVED WITH GOES STRAIGHT TO HELL

theif | 6/30/2007, 6:34 pm EST

mmm bop by hanson is the most annoying song

Chad Kroeger | 6/30/2007, 6:21 pm EST

All my songs are pretty annoying! I’m sorry! :-(

magonzo | 6/30/2007, 6:09 pm EST

I would rather listen to Rosie O’Donnell spew out more of her nauseating word vomit on world issues than to hear James Blunt’s “You’re Beautiful” one more time!!! Speaking of vomit….

Jeremy | 6/30/2007, 5:59 pm EST

Afroman - Because I Got High
Nickelback - Photograph
Spice Girls - Wannabe
Don Johnson - Heartbeat
M - Pop Muzik
Flock Of Seagulls - I Ran

infected mouth | 6/30/2007, 5:57 pm EST

“we built this city” by starship must make this list!

J | 6/30/2007, 5:39 pm EST

Happy Birthday to You

The National Anthem

me | 6/30/2007, 5:38 pm EST

anything country

bobby | 6/30/2007, 5:22 pm EST

london bridge- fergie

steven | 6/30/2007, 5:21 pm EST

lip gloss- lil mama

Anonymous | 6/30/2007, 5:17 pm EST

lipgloss
girlfriend
any nickelback

Hunter | 6/30/2007, 5:16 pm EST

Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams

How many times can the word “walk” be used in 4 minutes folks? 25 - count it.

MR§. Molko | 6/30/2007, 4:57 pm EST

“LIP GLOSS” song (it aint cool)

“Girlfriend” - avril

and all the overplayed shallow rap songs

anything by Diddy AUHHH he is a jerk who cant sing! FOD

Doof Dog | 6/30/2007, 4:44 pm EST

If you’ve never heard “Fack” by Eminem, you have not heard the world’s most annoying and worst song. I am sure anyone who takes the time to listen to it will agree. Seriously, though, who let the fucking dogs out?

Mike in FL | 6/30/2007, 4:44 pm EST

To Rolling Stone: While my blood preasure is up from remembering a “REALLY” crappy Bryan Adams song, I have to say that I am nearly in stiches reading other posts!

Some songs and groups that i like quite a bit are being hammered, but the passion that each post is filled with is actually VERY entertaining and quite therapeutic.

Well done!

Mike in FL | 6/30/2007, 4:34 pm EST

Bryan Adams - Did you ever really, really, really, really, really really, really… love a woman.

How many FREAKIN TIMES can the word “really” be used in the main line of a song??!!

I love a great deal of Bryan’s work, but that song has ALWAYS annoyed the heck out of me! Even now it irritates me to just think of that ridiculous song and, yet, people loved it??!!

Some one much earlier said Shania was annoying….Blasphemy!

Urgh | 6/30/2007, 4:27 pm EST

PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR! HATE IT! HATE IT!

Barange | 6/30/2007, 4:18 pm EST

only - NIN

There is no you…

Jake Burns | 6/30/2007, 3:45 pm EST

Anything by Dave Matthews band!

Bunny | 6/30/2007, 3:43 pm EST

Most annoying? Let’s see……
1. “Bitch”- Meredith Brooks
2. “Break Stuff”- Limp Bizkit
3. “Lips Of An Angel”- Hinder
4. “Celebrity Skin”- Hole
5. “All-Star”- Smash Mouth

josh | 6/30/2007, 3:23 pm EST

sweet child of mine

josh | 6/30/2007, 3:22 pm EST

looks like I should be happy Ive never heard any James Blunt.

If it makes you happy - who is that sheryl crow, shania twain. ugh theyre both terrible

eironae | 6/30/2007, 3:20 pm EST

That absolutely vile “hot like me” song…dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me…vomit. It doesn’t help that now I see that terrifying American Idol promo commercial every time I hear it.

AJ | 6/30/2007, 3:16 pm EST

The Hampster Dance

Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne

Dancing Queen - Abba

I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston

Ass Like That - Eminem

Stars Are Blind - Paris Hilton

(1000’s of others I’ve had to block out for personal health reasons)

Joey Chaos | 6/30/2007, 3:12 pm EST

Rednex - Cotton Eye Joey

Country + Euro = Shoot them….in the face!

Rob Van Winkle | 6/30/2007, 2:53 pm EST

3rd Bass: self-promotional crap called the Cactus Album
Hillary Duff: good toss in bed but she should NOT sing!
(yo — same with Madonna)
NKOTB — dayum they sucked then they suck now
Toured w/ Fred Durst — dude was nasty & his Nookie song was worse
Not to diss my man Diddy but that “ode” to Biggie was uncalled for
And 4 u haters dissing Vanilla Ice — the Ice Man has changed, his beats are mad, his concerts are legendary
A quick shout out to my peeps — ICE ICE BABY!

The Duke | 6/30/2007, 2:44 pm EST

Fergie and The Black eyed peas should be arrested for crimes against music and humanity.
My Humps makes my balls shrink. Goddam

Noah | 6/30/2007, 2:37 pm EST

MY HUMPS!!!! - Fergie

oh and Octopus’s Garden by the beatles

Grrr | 6/30/2007, 2:36 pm EST

OK does anyone else hate DJ Unk - Walk It Out ?

rambo | 6/30/2007, 2:27 pm EST

There is good in all music. If we all had the same taste it would be pretty boring listening to the same song played different ways. Wake up and listen to as much music as you can and enjoy.

ctpanzer | 6/30/2007, 2:20 pm EST

air supply - all out of love
don mcclean - american pie (that song drove one guy i remember to suicide)
paul mccartney - silly love songs
paul mccartney - band on the run
beatles - obl la di, ob la da
beatles - sgt pepper’s lonely hearts club band
beatles - maxwell’s silver hammer
beatles - octopus’ garden
led zeppelin - all my love
led zeppelin - in the evening
led zeppelin - stairway to heaven
rolling stones - fool to cry
rolling stones - doo doo doo doo heartbreaker

anything by lynyard skynyard or whatever they’re called
anything by lee greenwood
that’s right, ANYTHING!

ctpanzer | 6/30/2007, 2:03 pm EST

paul mccartney (wings) - Silly Love Songs
paul mccartney (wings) - Band on the Run
paul mccartney - Dance Tonight
beatles - sgt. pepper’s lonely hearts club band
beatles - ob la di, ob la da
beatles - maxwell’s silver hammer
rolling stones - fool to cry
rolling stones - jumpin’ jack flash
rolling stones - Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Heartbreaker)
led zeppelin - stairway to heaven
led zeppelin - all my love
led zeppelin - in the evening

anything by lynyard skynyard or whatever they’re called

air supply - All Out of Love
or anything by air supply

Anonymous | 6/30/2007, 1:57 pm EST

First of all, I slightly disagree with “Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm.” But every media source to its own.

I would have to go with 98% of all Nickleback songs; “All-Star” or “I’m a Believer” cover by Smashmouth and the absolutely horrid “Big Yellow Taxi” cover by Counting Crows.

scoobysnack | 6/30/2007, 1:54 pm EST

william shatner- christmas album, enough said

Art Vandelay | 6/30/2007, 1:52 pm EST

Here are some of my picks:
Anything by Fergie as well as Black Eyed Peas- My Humps and Hey Mama
Wham!- Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
Kelly Clarkson- Since U Been Gone
Hinder- Lips of an Angel
Nickelback- Photograph
Clay Aiken- Invisible
Jefferson Starship- We Built This City
Vanilla Ice- Ice Ice Baby
Billy Ray Cyrus- Achy Breaky Heart
Justin Timberlake- Sexyback
Toby Keith- Courtesy of The Red, White and Blue
Rascall Flatts- My Wish
Men At Work- Down Under
Beach Boys- Kokomo
and many others I can’t think of right now

Aaron | 6/30/2007, 12:20 pm EST

I WILL SURVIVE!!! - Gloria Gaynor
Rock Lobster - B-52s
www.memory - Alan Jackson

Anonymous | 6/30/2007, 11:56 am EST

That “How Bizarre” song…anyone remember that? All they said was “How Bizarre, How Bizarre”.

Chumbawumba’s “Tubthumping” was pretty annoying too. “I get knocked DOWN!”

Anything by Limp Bizkit. Take your pick.

Lay the fuck off of Whitney Houston.

sllim | 6/30/2007, 11:53 am EST

who mike jones
any rapper with the lil in their name…pretty much and new hip hop

Stuporfly | 6/30/2007, 11:31 am EST

Dear david,

Thank you for providing a fascinating example of irony with the following sentence…

“your all stupid!”

‘Your’ the wind beneath my wings, tiger.

- stuporfly

P.S. - I’d like to add “Wind Beneath My Wings” to the list.

not-so-slick rick | 6/30/2007, 11:28 am EST

“Rico Suave”- Gerardo
“Shake your love”- Debbie Gibson
“I’ll be there for you”=Rembrandts
“Black or White”-Michael Jackson
“Don’t Worry, Be Happy”
Anything by the tweens from Disney (Hillary Duff, Raven, Hannah Montana, etc.)

Ouroboros | 6/30/2007, 11:19 am EST

“My Heart Will Go On” has nothing annoying about it. It sure was super-duper-ultra-mega-pl us-ov erplayed because of the movie, but that’s another thing. It’s just that RS obviously hates Celine, but I can accept that. I would add “Hell” by Squirrel Nut Zippers to the list, but I don’t know if it’s annoying or just plain weird.

Ouroboros | 6/30/2007, 11:19 am EST

“My Heart Will Go On” has nothing annoying about it. It sure was super-duper-ultra-mega-plus-ov erplayed because of the movie, but that’s another thing. It’s just that RS obviously hates Celine, but I can accept that. I would add “Hell” by Squirrel Nut Zippers to the list, but I don’t know if it’s annoying or just plain weird.

mxplosion | 6/30/2007, 11:15 am EST

“Let’s get it started”-BEP
“Fergalicious”-F ergie
“Theme from That 70’s Show”
“The Look”-Roxette
“Rock and Roll All Night and Party Every Day”-Kiss
“U+Ur hand”-Pink

destroy all hamsters | 6/30/2007, 11:12 am EST

redneck woman-gretchen wilson

Dacey | 6/30/2007, 11:05 am EST

“Fly” - Sugar Ray
“Push” - Matchbox 20
“Tubthumping” - Chumbawumba
All 3 are reasons that 1997 sucked.

“100 Years” - Five For Fighting
“You’re Beautiful” - James Blunt
These guys should join forces and then we’d have the world’s most annoying song!

rzzzzz | 6/30/2007, 11:04 am EST

my dingaling
we built this city
i touch myself
someone’s knocking at the door
don’t pass me by
yummy, yummy, yummy

Rich | 6/30/2007, 10:58 am EST

“We Built This City” - Starship

pkrocket22 | 6/30/2007, 10:51 am EST

The theme from Friends
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Creed (pick one)
Silverchair (pick two)
…essentially anything post-Cobain that was marketed toward “Gen-X”. When I hear this stuff I don’t want to dance around in a fountain. I want to drown myself in a fountain. An interesting list would be “Pick the most annoying era in rock-pop-hip-hop”. Then you could just wipe out entire movments of crap i.e. Techno, Sensitive singer-songwriters, any alumni of the Micky Mouse club. You get the picture.

david | 6/30/2007, 10:39 am EST

your all stupid! I hate this is why im hot,laffy taffy,party like a rockstar,walk it out,and chain hang low as much as the next guy, but THIS IS NOT WHAT RS means.they mean CLASSIC annoying songs,old one(ie:who let the dogs out). their not going to add somethin that came out this year

The Electric Monk | 6/30/2007, 10:17 am EST

1. Happy X-Mas (War is Over), John Lennon

[I love John Lennon but that is the worst song ever recorded–ever.]

2. Come On Eileen, Dexy’s Midnight Runners

[Maybe the first time I saw it on MTV as a kid–after that, shelve it!]

3. Pretty much anything by Metallica after the Black Album.

4. Van Halen III–WTF were they thinking?

5. Anything by Kidz Bop.

[As Seen On T.V.]

6. Whitney Houston–Everything…and then some.

7. Michael Jackson. Everything after his album Thriller.

8. The disco version of Star Wars. O.K. It was so bad it was good. But it was still bad.

9. We Built This City was shitty but (please forgive me) I kinda liked that coked-out song when it first appeared on [ACK!] Solid Gold.

10. Erotica by Madonna–oh, yeah, and that one song she did with the bald-headed bitch, “Me Against the Music”–the devil has a very special place in hell for those two, somewhere beneathe his toilet.

* BONUS! Party All the Time by Eddie Murphy. Liked it then. When I was popping pills. And snorting super glue.

JT | 6/30/2007, 10:07 am EST

Your Beautiful - James Blunt… and everything by James Blunt, just put his name on the list and we’re good

Ghost Mutt | 6/30/2007, 10:05 am EST

That Nickleback song from a few years ago, what was it called again? Anyway you know the one

bob | 6/30/2007, 10:05 am EST

THE ANNOYING SONG by The Butthole Surfers. Intentially made to be annoying.

woody | 6/30/2007, 9:58 am EST

anything by blue october. The sound of that guys voice makes me want to peel the skin off my face.

Jeremy | 6/30/2007, 9:45 am EST

I’m going to hop on the “You’re Beautiful” bandwagon. That is the worst song ever written. I heard it on the radio and SINCERELY thought it was a joke. I swear to God. The worst lyrics EVER (and think of the ground that encompasses).

Also, any song by Limp Bizkit. They suck soooooo hard.

“With Arms Wide Open” by Creed. Man, this band was a bunch of pussies. Like 4 vaginas standing upright with instruments.

“The Right Stuff” by the New Kids on the Block. Who can forget the haunting refrain…. “Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh…oh-oh-oh-OH”

... | 6/30/2007, 9:35 am EST

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capt.duffy | 6/30/2007, 7:33 am EST

My all time annoying song, besides the ones memtioned in the above comments has to be “Grandma got ran over by a reindeer”.

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