6/15/07, 10:18 am EST
As you all know, The Police are on the cover of our current issue, which is on stands everywhere today. Their trio’s third ever Rolling Stone cover comes on the heels of their recently announced reuinion, which all of us had hoped for but no one thought would ever happen. Our editors summed up the scenario in one lonely cover line: “Their Fragile Truce.” We challenge you to do us one better with your own snappy headline. Ready? Go!
Cover Photo by Max Vadukul
JudasConstant | 6/15/2007, 10:27 am EST
Dear Policeman, I am God: The Revolving Scepter or Discontent
Jay S | 6/15/2007, 10:34 am EST
On any other day…
Big Cajun Man | 6/15/2007, 10:47 am EST
The Axis of Evil returns?
Big Cajun Man | 6/15/2007, 10:47 am EST
The Axis of Evil returns?
Big Cajun Man | 6/15/2007, 10:47 am EST
The Axis of Evil returns?
Big Cajun Man | 6/15/2007, 10:47 am EST
The Axis of Evil returns?
T. Rex | 6/15/2007, 10:49 am EST
The Police: Stay Together For the Kids
Chris | 6/15/2007, 10:51 am EST
“You wanna split the royalties HOW?”
Fritz | 6/15/2007, 11:02 am EST
We Three Kings
Jakobi | 6/15/2007, 11:05 am EST
The Police reunite:
Putting on the red light one more time.
Hype | 6/15/2007, 11:05 am EST
Whatever you say Sting.
Rudy Pilfer | 6/15/2007, 11:10 am EST
“Step out of the car, please.”
Brilliant!!!
Sanchez | 6/15/2007, 11:12 am EST
The Police: Trying to Cop a Smile.
Andrew Burns | 6/15/2007, 11:12 am EST
The Good Looking Person’s Rush
Bob | 6/15/2007, 11:13 am EST
who called for back up?
GhostofTomWaits | 6/15/2007, 11:18 am EST
This is the Police! Hands Up!
jebeal | 6/15/2007, 11:22 am EST
The Police: Not As Good As Your Dad Tries To Convince You They Are and They’re Back to Prove It!
jebeal | 6/15/2007, 11:22 am EST
The Police: Not As Good As Your Dad Tries To Convince You They Are and They’re Back to Prove It!
B-Man | 6/15/2007, 11:24 am EST
The Police: “We Still Work Out”
Neds Fresh Sister | 6/15/2007, 11:29 am EST
King, Queen, Knave – That book by Nabokov.
Danny O. | 6/15/2007, 11:34 am EST
Can’t stand missing this!
Johnnie Walker Blue | 6/15/2007, 11:41 am EST
Police: “I know we’re old, but we wanna bank like the Rolling Stones”
Jason P. | 6/15/2007, 11:41 am EST
“Reggatta De Back”
“Men in a Suitcase, Once More”
“Don’t Stand So Close to Sting”
Zaggy | 6/15/2007, 11:49 am EST
The Police: Don’t Stand So Close To Me
tacobellgrindage | 6/15/2007, 11:57 am EST
The Police: Our Fix on the Fuzz
me | 6/15/2007, 11:59 am EST
The Police: Arrested Development
Harry Oatmeal | 6/15/2007, 12:01 pm EST
Pictured: the only two men alive who can stop Sting from being a complete boring ass.
tacobellgrindage | 6/15/2007, 12:05 pm EST
The Police: It’s Summers, Autumn, Winter and Sting in Copeland.
Taylor Whitney | 6/15/2007, 12:09 pm EST
The Band on a Tightrope
Big Nate | 6/15/2007, 12:12 pm EST
The Police: People over 40 love em
veddergodsmacker13 | 6/15/2007, 12:22 pm EST
Does plastic surgery make you look younger or just inmature?
Sunny D | 6/15/2007, 12:22 pm EST
The Police:
We’d Like More of Your Money Please
veddergodsmacker13 | 6/15/2007, 12:34 pm EST
Why is a band named “The Police” singing a love song about a career woman like Roxanne? On second thought that totally makes sense.
Sean McNamara | 6/15/2007, 12:50 pm EST
The Police: Take Two
Sean McNamara | 6/15/2007, 12:50 pm EST
The Police: Take Two
Sean McNamara | 6/15/2007, 12:50 pm EST
The Police: Take Two
Bill | 6/15/2007, 12:58 pm EST
The Police: So Lonely No More
Limey Brit | 6/15/2007, 1:08 pm EST
The Police: Three’s Company
stagefronttickets | 6/15/2007, 1:13 pm EST
The Police: Resentment in a Bottle http://www.stagefronttickets.com
jill hives | 6/15/2007, 1:14 pm EST
fuck tha police.
10 | 6/15/2007, 1:16 pm EST
THEY
Matt Paresi | 6/15/2007, 1:20 pm EST
Hell yeah they are back, looking and sounding AMAZING like they never ever left.
1) Arrest my Beating Heart: Police back on the BEAT!
2)The Police: Back on The Beat
3)Sting, All we Want is to be next to you!
4)So lonely? Lets get back together!
Brian | 6/15/2007, 1:27 pm EST
The Police: Now you’ll be watching them
Brian | 6/15/2007, 1:28 pm EST
Send out an SOS cause The Police are back!
Max Buzz | 6/15/2007, 1:32 pm EST
The Police: MONEY FOR NOTHING.
.
your mom | 6/15/2007, 1:44 pm EST
LOL at Andrew Burns. Well done.
Title #1: The Police: Cashing in Shamelessly.
Title #2: Why is the creepy guy with the senior-citizen arms standing in front of the normal ones?
Title #3: The Police: Because pretention should come in 3’s.
PHILLIP MARABLE | 6/15/2007, 1:47 pm EST
HEY TRY EDDIE VAN HALEN WITH HIM WINNING THE ROCK HALL OF FAME AND GETTING OUT OF REHAB PLEASE CONTACT ME AT marab82@aol.com
B. Breeg | 6/15/2007, 2:10 pm EST
Police: Still not making new music, not praciting for the new tour, and raping their fans that the box office.
Neruda | 6/15/2007, 2:13 pm EST
The Police: Are these AARP types REALLY worth $300 bucks a gig? Today?
Colonel of the Chickens | 6/15/2007, 2:24 pm EST
The Police: Sting is just out for the ‘Lute’…
LisaLisa | 6/15/2007, 2:43 pm EST
The Police: 30 Years in the Machine
drdave | 6/15/2007, 2:49 pm EST
The Police: Still Not Always in Synchronicity
The Sting Of A Reunion
{BTW, I liked the one someone else wrote about The Police: Back On The Beat}
Meryn | 6/15/2007, 3:16 pm EST
The Police Get A Life Sentence
Kevin The Robot | 6/15/2007, 3:21 pm EST
Every Little Thing We Do is Tragic
Hoss | 6/15/2007, 3:31 pm EST
Premeditated Punk:
Why The Police Decided to Return to the Scene NOW
Toad Ribbits | 6/15/2007, 3:51 pm EST
“Come out with your hands up!”
The Police are back and want your license, registration, and fan appreciation.
Toad Ribbits | 6/15/2007, 3:51 pm EST
“Come out with your hands up!”
The Police are back and want your license, registration, and fan appreciation.
Ken | 6/15/2007, 4:03 pm EST
Proof Everyone Has A Price, And That Price is $262.50 per Ticket.
Jacob | 6/15/2007, 4:15 pm EST
I wonder how many rock bands have to score number 1 before they appear on RollingStone cover
killingfloor | 6/15/2007, 4:26 pm EST
The Police: “Not Coppin’ Out.”
Joaquin Falcon | 6/15/2007, 4:31 pm EST
“We do this on our own accord.”
Jenni B. | 6/15/2007, 4:39 pm EST
One Stage is Enough for All of Us
StoogesRule | 6/15/2007, 4:42 pm EST
“Stuart. Please remove that lute from my ass”.
StoogesRule | 6/15/2007, 4:43 pm EST
“Stuart. Please remove that lute from my ass”.
J Diz | 6/15/2007, 4:43 pm EST
Fuck tha police
Why the fuck arent the white stripes on the cover?
Debbie Case | 6/15/2007, 5:12 pm EST
It seemed like a good idea at the time…
jeff | 6/15/2007, 5:25 pm EST
The Police: Canaries in a Goldmine
Sting: Everything He Does is Tragic
The Police: $pirits in Their Material World
veddergodsmacker13 | 6/15/2007, 5:28 pm EST
“The police” were involved in a “sting” and arrested 3 guys. Their mug shot in on the cover of Rolling Stone.
DH | 6/15/2007, 6:05 pm EST
The Police: The Kings Of Wane
DH | 6/15/2007, 6:07 pm EST
The Police: Wrapped Around Their Singer
DH | 6/15/2007, 6:08 pm EST
The Police: Murder By Numbness
anon | 6/15/2007, 6:32 pm EST
The Police: Sting and Those Two Other Guys
Carrie | 6/15/2007, 6:36 pm EST
The Police: Their copious return on thin ice
Ann C. | 6/15/2007, 6:43 pm EST
The Police: Their Magic Returns
smileyface | 6/15/2007, 7:26 pm EST
….Cause Jack and Meg were busy
Funroy | 6/15/2007, 7:57 pm EST
The Police: Under Stage Arrest
tony montana | 6/15/2007, 8:00 pm EST
The Police: Reborn In The New Millenium
~V | 6/15/2007, 8:05 pm EST
The Police: Synchronicity (part) II
Bev | 6/15/2007, 8:30 pm EST
The Police: Reunited (But Does It Feel So Good?)
Herb | 6/15/2007, 9:45 pm EST
The Police: Older, Wiser, and Richer.
MARIO | 6/15/2007, 9:46 pm EST
The Police is back- Alarm Yourself
Mr Banana | 6/15/2007, 9:51 pm EST
“Sending an SOS to the world”
Mr Banana | 6/15/2007, 9:54 pm EST
“Running out of breaths to take”
Mr Banana | 6/15/2007, 10:00 pm EST
“Spirits in a material world”
“The sound of the beast”
“I can hear them sirens coming”
alattaspace | 6/15/2007, 10:22 pm EST
THE POLICE are back! Get xCITED! This TICKET you want to pay for the most alarming tour of ‘07
Dena K. | 6/15/2007, 11:39 pm EST
How can I get paid for this because I have the best title for the cover EVER!!!!
Is this a contest?
Or can I just post here, no prize, no reward, no free tickets even?
edustin | 6/15/2007, 11:40 pm EST
The Police: Allota Payola
Dude | 6/16/2007, 12:19 am EST
The Police: Does anyone care?
wickitpickit | 6/16/2007, 1:18 am EST
The Police: At Least They Are Better Than Fall Out Boy
Michael Gorman | 6/16/2007, 1:33 am EST
“The Old Bill are back on the Beat!”
Nathan | 6/16/2007, 1:44 am EST
Assume the Position: It’s the Police!
PeteHagen | 6/16/2007, 1:51 am EST
You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to pay outrageous amounts of money to see 3 dudes who hate each other perform.
or:
We like money.
Or:
Walking on the moon. We got there in our spaceship we bought with your hard-earned money that you blew on Police tickets.
PeteHagen | 6/16/2007, 1:53 am EST
The Police: Polishing turds in the 21st Century
shanelleno 5 - yes its me! | 6/16/2007, 4:55 am EST
The Police – Sting needs the money and bullied everybody back to work!
shanelleno 5 - yes its me! | 6/16/2007, 4:57 am EST
PS I like Dude’s comment – ‘The Police – does anyone care’. That’s a good one! Tell me over here in Australia – does anyone care? Hey everybody!
T-Nasty | 6/16/2007, 6:10 am EST
“Who are those 2 guys behind Sting?”
j | 6/16/2007, 9:04 am EST
Re u Night 4 Retirement
Kathy Knibbs | 6/16/2007, 10:08 am EST
“Arresting Development!The Police are back and better than ever!”
RichK | 6/16/2007, 11:58 am EST
Sting’s Orgasms Last Longer Than Our Reunion!
Abbey | 6/16/2007, 12:26 pm EST
Here come the pigs…er..Police
Salman Siddiqui | 6/16/2007, 12:43 pm EST
1. The Police: Still Stinging on
2. Their Fragile Stings
3. Their Stingy Reunion
4. Rock Daddies Sting Together
5. To Sting and Back
6. The Police Reunion
7. Their Reunion Gamble
8. Reunion: for better or worse?
9. Reunion of the year: The Police
10. Die Hard Stings
Salman, Karachi, Pakistan
AJ | 6/16/2007, 12:46 pm EST
Don’t Stand So Close to Sting
Snake | 6/16/2007, 1:29 pm EST
You up front. I didn’t get your name.
Dustin | 6/16/2007, 1:39 pm EST
Police State
CharlieArnold | 6/16/2007, 3:12 pm EST
3 Musicians + 3 Motivations = One Reunion Tour
RudeTrudy | 6/16/2007, 4:00 pm EST
The Police:
I can’t, I can’t, I can’t stand loosing my house in the Bahamas so I will agree to a reunion tour to make some quick cash.
Mark Stephens | 6/16/2007, 4:19 pm EST
A Brand New Beat
Matt Z. | 6/16/2007, 5:23 pm EST
Sting: The Bzzzness of Music
Cash, here is thy Sting
Sting, this is Andy and Stewart, Andy and Stewart, this is Sting.
The Police: An Internal Affair
THE LODGER | 6/16/2007, 5:57 pm EST
To little.too late!!
JPE | 6/16/2007, 6:15 pm EST
911 Call recived 20 years too late!!
JPE | 6/16/2007, 6:17 pm EST
911 Calls recived. 20 years too late!!
Dave | 6/16/2007, 6:22 pm EST
The Police. Old. Weak. Greedy.
Sebastian Jardine | 6/16/2007, 6:50 pm EST
The Police:
No red lights or messages in bottles, just walking on the moon.
Heath Steele | 6/16/2007, 8:58 pm EST
The Police: Please Don’t Break Up Again Before The Show I Have Tickets To.
Tori | 6/16/2007, 9:14 pm EST
The Police: The Men Come Out of the Suitcase.
Tommy Thomas | 6/16/2007, 9:47 pm EST
The Police… we’re back, just to emphasize the point that there just ain’t much good rock music out there today – sorry but it’s true. That’s why all the old retro bands are still touring , and still selling out.
Katie Lewis | 6/16/2007, 11:16 pm EST
Sting, etc.
mattfromkauai | 6/16/2007, 11:44 pm EST
The Police Tour…Good Cop, Bad Cop and Copeland
mattfromkauai | 6/16/2007, 11:44 pm EST
The Police Tour…Good Cop, Bad Cop and Copeland
Harris | 6/17/2007, 1:21 am EST
The Police: Taking This Picture Was Really Awkward
OR
The Police: Sting And The Two Men Who Want To Kill Him
OR
The Police: Learning to “Cope”
OR
The Police: Copeland Thinks We Suck Live
All acceptable
Lore | 6/17/2007, 2:41 am EST
watch out, The police Strikes back!
Grasshopper | 6/17/2007, 5:24 am EST
Andy, Sting & Stu – “Old folks”
PK | 6/17/2007, 6:29 am EST
The Police respond to an emergency
Centauro | 6/17/2007, 8:19 am EST
This is tongue in cheek, since I’m a big fan…
The Police: Nothing Achieving
TehPolice: One World (Not Three)
The Police, one day before retirement. (You know, as in the movies…)
ThePolice: When The World Is Running Down, You Make The Best Of What’s Still Around
Timothy Luginbuhl | 6/17/2007, 9:43 am EST
Don’t Stand So Close To Me
Timothy Luginbuhl | 6/17/2007, 9:43 am EST
Don’t Stand So .. Don’t Stand So .. Don’t Stand So Close To Me
Mack Gelber | 6/17/2007, 10:57 am EST
The Police: Copped Out
Sean M | 6/17/2007, 1:31 pm EST
Once More, With Feeling
Sean McNamara | 6/17/2007, 1:32 pm EST
Once More, With Feeling
Shawrule | 6/17/2007, 1:45 pm EST
POLICE STING OPERATIONS ACROSS THE COUNTRY!!!
Adam C | 6/17/2007, 4:23 pm EST
The Police: Re-arresting the world.
Adam C | 6/17/2007, 4:23 pm EST
The Police: Re-arresting the world.
Dr. Ralph | 6/17/2007, 4:26 pm EST
The Police: 30 years ago we were relevant
Mark J | 6/17/2007, 4:26 pm EST
The Police Police Police Forces
Renoir | 6/17/2007, 5:31 pm EST
Come to Rome, please!!!
J.D. from Tennessee | 6/17/2007, 7:26 pm EST
THE POLICE,STILL HAVE US WRAPPED AROUND THEIR FINGER
J.D. from Tennessee | 6/17/2007, 7:37 pm EST
The Police;The 80’s C.S.I (Constantly Slinging Insults)
Matches Beaumont | 6/17/2007, 8:17 pm EST
Guitardiac Arrest
Em Jay | 6/17/2007, 8:57 pm EST
The Police – Bring the Bacon Home
Kristian J. | 6/17/2007, 9:57 pm EST
The Police – The Fuzz are Back!
Mat | 6/18/2007, 12:19 am EST
Finally, they’re back!
Lefty | 6/18/2007, 12:38 am EST
The Police reunite for final Sting?
Me | 6/18/2007, 4:32 am EST
Synchronicity?
adam gardiner | 6/18/2007, 4:50 am EST
the police: hitting the streets again
Bob Wright, Palm Harbor ,FL | 6/18/2007, 6:24 am EST
“Finally,Hancuffed Once Again” THE POLICE REUNION TOUR
Mr. Tim | 6/18/2007, 6:57 am EST
Hmmm I’m torn between:
“Every Viagra you Take”
and
“Your parents liked them…The Police”
Mr. Tim | 6/18/2007, 7:03 am EST
Hot Fuzz
COMFORT INN | 6/18/2007, 7:30 am EST
3 BLOND MICE
Bill Nash | 6/18/2007, 8:00 am EST
The Police: A Drummer, a Strummer, and a Bummer…
rockstar70 | 6/18/2007, 9:07 am EST
The Police-Two guys and a Dick.
Tori Biggs | 6/18/2007, 9:21 am EST
The Police: Out of the Suitcase
meglovesrs | 6/18/2007, 9:30 am EST
The Guardians of Rock n’ Roll
Paul | 6/18/2007, 9:45 am EST
Cops Without Clubs or Credibility: Inside The Police’s Reunion Tour
or
Criminal Cops Cash in on Nostalgia: The Police Reunite
or
Smell the Bacon: Police Brutality on Credibility for Reunion Tour
Paul | 6/18/2007, 9:51 am EST
Have You Seen This Band? Wanted: Nostalgic/Reunited or Alive
The Police Reunite: Crime of the New Century?
Sting Smells Money, We Smell Bacon: The Police Reunite
mikeky | 6/18/2007, 9:53 am EST
WHERE’S MUMIA ABU-JAMAL WHEN YOU NEED HIM?
how’s that for a cover line?
Corey Hutchins | 6/18/2007, 11:05 am EST
“You have the right to remain salient”
Paul | 6/18/2007, 11:18 am EST
The Police Reunite: Save Your Money Instead for Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
Ghost Mutt | 6/18/2007, 11:41 am EST
Why are these mediocre session musicians so famous and why were they in the Rolling Stone Top 100 artists of the last 50 years and The Smiths weren’t? Find out the answer to this and other non-sequiters inside
911 is a joke | 6/18/2007, 3:36 pm EST
Reunion tour kicks officer
gordon sumner | 6/18/2007, 7:35 pm EST
THE POLICE – COP OUT!
gordon sumner | 6/18/2007, 8:12 pm EST
THE POLICE!
COP OUT!
TAG | 6/18/2007, 8:43 pm EST
Police Raid Concert Venues: Sting Stung in Sting
Toby | 6/18/2007, 11:07 pm EST
The POLICE, Get out of jail.
Toby | 6/18/2007, 11:07 pm EST
The POLICE, Get out of jail.
setbland | 6/18/2007, 11:33 pm EST
No shock…Sting…still standing in front
Draculich | 6/18/2007, 11:39 pm EST
Ordinary For A Goldmine
S | 6/19/2007, 1:47 am EST
Got Money?
moonie | 6/19/2007, 7:45 am EST
Funny how “The Police” make it on the cover of your rag, but “The Who” after 25 years makes an album and gets snubbed! Bollocks!
jtd | 6/19/2007, 12:19 pm EST
Back to their arresting ways
Mr. Tim | 6/20/2007, 8:00 am EST
An SOB, I mean..
An SOS to the World
MFpolice | 6/20/2007, 8:03 am EST
The Police are back to rid the planet of musical garbage like Justin, Fergie, etc.
Mr. Tim | 6/20/2007, 8:03 am EST
Egos is the bottle
Berk | 6/20/2007, 8:44 am EST
May the force be with you.
sahara | 6/20/2007, 9:38 am EST
Crimes of the heart
Police fans close their eyes and pay the price
Ben | 6/20/2007, 10:11 am EST
Too Rich…Too Thin
Jose_Peru | 6/20/2007, 10:27 am EST
THE POLICE – Rules the entire world
ghost | 6/20/2007, 10:29 am EST
Sending out an SOS: Yet another greatest hits album
DesertRedRose | 6/20/2007, 12:22 pm EST
The Police:Oh NO!Did you believe we come in peace?
The Police,strike the flag,man!
(Whatever that is ,lol)
Gordon Bummer | 6/20/2007, 12:52 pm EST
Love is in the air
DesertRedRose | 6/20/2007, 1:20 pm EST
The Police,hit me baby one more time!
Ancalime | 6/20/2007, 4:25 pm EST
The Police: “We are The Police, and we’re back!”
Tova Katz | 6/20/2007, 6:52 pm EST
“Pax Roxanne”
Tova Katz | 6/20/2007, 6:53 pm EST
Pax Roxanne
Amy | 6/21/2007, 8:44 am EST
The Police: Blood of the Lazarus hearts
Arresting times – Sting calls the Police
Visions of the Night
Still Hungry for You
Summer in Copland, what a BUZZ!!
The Police: Their not-so-secret Journey
Sting’s wife needs more shoes, call the Police
Omegamen
Hole in my.. Wallet
Rock is Dead. Call the Police
Driven to Tiers (coz I cant afford the stalls)
jesus presley | 7/8/2007, 1:32 pm EST
the police: their secret journey
ihatemaryland88 | 7/24/2007, 9:53 am EST
The Police Sting You!
JimR | 8/8/2007, 11:10 am EST
Sending Out An $O$
fgbg | 9/16/2007, 11:07 pm EST
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