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The Police: Write Your Own Cover Line

6/15/07, 10:18 am EST


As you all know, The Police are on the cover of our current issue, which is on stands everywhere today. Their trio’s third ever Rolling Stone cover comes on the heels of their recently announced reuinion, which all of us had hoped for but no one thought would ever happen. Our editors summed up the scenario in one lonely cover line: “Their Fragile Truce.” We challenge you to do us one better with your own snappy headline. Ready? Go!

Cover Photo by Max Vadukul


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JudasConstant | 6/15/2007, 10:27 am EST

Dear Policeman, I am God: The Revolving Scepter or Discontent

Jay S | 6/15/2007, 10:34 am EST

On any other day…

Big Cajun Man | 6/15/2007, 10:47 am EST

The Axis of Evil returns?

Big Cajun Man | 6/15/2007, 10:47 am EST

The Axis of Evil returns?

Big Cajun Man | 6/15/2007, 10:47 am EST

The Axis of Evil returns?

Big Cajun Man | 6/15/2007, 10:47 am EST

The Axis of Evil returns?

T. Rex | 6/15/2007, 10:49 am EST

The Police: Stay Together For the Kids

Chris | 6/15/2007, 10:51 am EST

“You wanna split the royalties HOW?”

Fritz | 6/15/2007, 11:02 am EST

We Three Kings

Jakobi | 6/15/2007, 11:05 am EST

The Police reunite:
Putting on the red light one more time.

Hype | 6/15/2007, 11:05 am EST

Whatever you say Sting.

Rudy Pilfer | 6/15/2007, 11:10 am EST

“Step out of the car, please.”

Brilliant!!!

Sanchez | 6/15/2007, 11:12 am EST

The Police: Trying to Cop a Smile.

Andrew Burns | 6/15/2007, 11:12 am EST

The Good Looking Person’s Rush

Bob | 6/15/2007, 11:13 am EST

who called for back up?

GhostofTomWaits | 6/15/2007, 11:18 am EST

This is the Police! Hands Up!

jebeal | 6/15/2007, 11:22 am EST

The Police: Not As Good As Your Dad Tries To Convince You They Are and They’re Back to Prove It!

jebeal | 6/15/2007, 11:22 am EST

The Police: Not As Good As Your Dad Tries To Convince You They Are and They’re Back to Prove It!

B-Man | 6/15/2007, 11:24 am EST

The Police: “We Still Work Out”

Neds Fresh Sister | 6/15/2007, 11:29 am EST

King, Queen, Knave – That book by Nabokov.

Danny O. | 6/15/2007, 11:34 am EST

Can’t stand missing this!

Johnnie Walker Blue | 6/15/2007, 11:41 am EST

Police: “I know we’re old, but we wanna bank like the Rolling Stones”

Jason P. | 6/15/2007, 11:41 am EST

“Reggatta De Back”

“Men in a Suitcase, Once More”

“Don’t Stand So Close to Sting”

Zaggy | 6/15/2007, 11:49 am EST

The Police: Don’t Stand So Close To Me

tacobellgrindage | 6/15/2007, 11:57 am EST

The Police: Our Fix on the Fuzz

me | 6/15/2007, 11:59 am EST

The Police: Arrested Development

Harry Oatmeal | 6/15/2007, 12:01 pm EST

Pictured: the only two men alive who can stop Sting from being a complete boring ass.

tacobellgrindage | 6/15/2007, 12:05 pm EST

The Police: It’s Summers, Autumn, Winter and Sting in Copeland.

Taylor Whitney | 6/15/2007, 12:09 pm EST

The Band on a Tightrope

Big Nate | 6/15/2007, 12:12 pm EST

The Police: People over 40 love em

veddergodsmacker13 | 6/15/2007, 12:22 pm EST

Does plastic surgery make you look younger or just inmature?

Sunny D | 6/15/2007, 12:22 pm EST

The Police:
We’d Like More of Your Money Please

veddergodsmacker13 | 6/15/2007, 12:34 pm EST

Why is a band named “The Police” singing a love song about a career woman like Roxanne? On second thought that totally makes sense.

Sean McNamara | 6/15/2007, 12:50 pm EST

The Police: Take Two

Sean McNamara | 6/15/2007, 12:50 pm EST

The Police: Take Two

Sean McNamara | 6/15/2007, 12:50 pm EST

The Police: Take Two

Bill | 6/15/2007, 12:58 pm EST

The Police: So Lonely No More

Limey Brit | 6/15/2007, 1:08 pm EST

The Police: Three’s Company

stagefronttickets | 6/15/2007, 1:13 pm EST

The Police: Resentment in a Bottle http://www.stagefronttickets.com

jill hives | 6/15/2007, 1:14 pm EST

fuck tha police.

10 | 6/15/2007, 1:16 pm EST

THEY

Matt Paresi | 6/15/2007, 1:20 pm EST

Hell yeah they are back, looking and sounding AMAZING like they never ever left.

1) Arrest my Beating Heart: Police back on the BEAT!

2)The Police: Back on The Beat

3)Sting, All we Want is to be next to you!

4)So lonely? Lets get back together!

Brian | 6/15/2007, 1:27 pm EST

The Police: Now you’ll be watching them

Brian | 6/15/2007, 1:28 pm EST

Send out an SOS cause The Police are back!

Max Buzz | 6/15/2007, 1:32 pm EST

The Police: MONEY FOR NOTHING.

.

your mom | 6/15/2007, 1:44 pm EST

LOL at Andrew Burns. Well done.

Title #1: The Police: Cashing in Shamelessly.

Title #2: Why is the creepy guy with the senior-citizen arms standing in front of the normal ones?

Title #3: The Police: Because pretention should come in 3’s.

PHILLIP MARABLE | 6/15/2007, 1:47 pm EST

HEY TRY EDDIE VAN HALEN WITH HIM WINNING THE ROCK HALL OF FAME AND GETTING OUT OF REHAB PLEASE CONTACT ME AT marab82@aol.com

B. Breeg | 6/15/2007, 2:10 pm EST

Police: Still not making new music, not praciting for the new tour, and raping their fans that the box office.

Neruda | 6/15/2007, 2:13 pm EST

The Police: Are these AARP types REALLY worth $300 bucks a gig? Today?

Colonel of the Chickens | 6/15/2007, 2:24 pm EST

The Police: Sting is just out for the ‘Lute’…

LisaLisa | 6/15/2007, 2:43 pm EST

The Police: 30 Years in the Machine

drdave | 6/15/2007, 2:49 pm EST

The Police: Still Not Always in Synchronicity
The Sting Of A Reunion
{BTW, I liked the one someone else wrote about The Police: Back On The Beat}

Meryn | 6/15/2007, 3:16 pm EST

The Police Get A Life Sentence

Kevin The Robot | 6/15/2007, 3:21 pm EST

Every Little Thing We Do is Tragic

Hoss | 6/15/2007, 3:31 pm EST

Premeditated Punk:
Why The Police Decided to Return to the Scene NOW

Toad Ribbits | 6/15/2007, 3:51 pm EST

“Come out with your hands up!”
The Police are back and want your license, registration, and fan appreciation.

Toad Ribbits | 6/15/2007, 3:51 pm EST

“Come out with your hands up!”
The Police are back and want your license, registration, and fan appreciation.

Ken | 6/15/2007, 4:03 pm EST

Proof Everyone Has A Price, And That Price is $262.50 per Ticket.

Jacob | 6/15/2007, 4:15 pm EST

I wonder how many rock bands have to score number 1 before they appear on RollingStone cover

killingfloor | 6/15/2007, 4:26 pm EST

The Police: “Not Coppin’ Out.”

Joaquin Falcon | 6/15/2007, 4:31 pm EST

“We do this on our own accord.”

Jenni B. | 6/15/2007, 4:39 pm EST

One Stage is Enough for All of Us

StoogesRule | 6/15/2007, 4:42 pm EST

“Stuart. Please remove that lute from my ass”.

StoogesRule | 6/15/2007, 4:43 pm EST

“Stuart. Please remove that lute from my ass”.

J Diz | 6/15/2007, 4:43 pm EST

Fuck tha police
Why the fuck arent the white stripes on the cover?

Debbie Case | 6/15/2007, 5:12 pm EST

It seemed like a good idea at the time…

jeff | 6/15/2007, 5:25 pm EST

The Police: Canaries in a Goldmine

Sting: Everything He Does is Tragic

The Police: $pirits in Their Material World

veddergodsmacker13 | 6/15/2007, 5:28 pm EST

“The police” were involved in a “sting” and arrested 3 guys. Their mug shot in on the cover of Rolling Stone.

DH | 6/15/2007, 6:05 pm EST

The Police: The Kings Of Wane

DH | 6/15/2007, 6:07 pm EST

The Police: Wrapped Around Their Singer

DH | 6/15/2007, 6:08 pm EST

The Police: Murder By Numbness

anon | 6/15/2007, 6:32 pm EST

The Police: Sting and Those Two Other Guys

Carrie | 6/15/2007, 6:36 pm EST

The Police: Their copious return on thin ice

Ann C. | 6/15/2007, 6:43 pm EST

The Police: Their Magic Returns

smileyface | 6/15/2007, 7:26 pm EST

….Cause Jack and Meg were busy

Funroy | 6/15/2007, 7:57 pm EST

The Police: Under Stage Arrest

tony montana | 6/15/2007, 8:00 pm EST

The Police: Reborn In The New Millenium

~V | 6/15/2007, 8:05 pm EST

The Police: Synchronicity (part) II

Bev | 6/15/2007, 8:30 pm EST

The Police: Reunited (But Does It Feel So Good?)

Herb | 6/15/2007, 9:45 pm EST

The Police: Older, Wiser, and Richer.

MARIO | 6/15/2007, 9:46 pm EST

The Police is back- Alarm Yourself

Mr Banana | 6/15/2007, 9:51 pm EST

“Sending an SOS to the world”

Mr Banana | 6/15/2007, 9:54 pm EST

“Running out of breaths to take”

Mr Banana | 6/15/2007, 10:00 pm EST

“Spirits in a material world”

“The sound of the beast”

“I can hear them sirens coming”

alattaspace | 6/15/2007, 10:22 pm EST

THE POLICE are back! Get xCITED! This TICKET you want to pay for the most alarming tour of ‘07

Dena K. | 6/15/2007, 11:39 pm EST

How can I get paid for this because I have the best title for the cover EVER!!!!
Is this a contest?
Or can I just post here, no prize, no reward, no free tickets even?

edustin | 6/15/2007, 11:40 pm EST

The Police: Allota Payola

Dude | 6/16/2007, 12:19 am EST

The Police: Does anyone care?

wickitpickit | 6/16/2007, 1:18 am EST

The Police: At Least They Are Better Than Fall Out Boy

Michael Gorman | 6/16/2007, 1:33 am EST

“The Old Bill are back on the Beat!”

Nathan | 6/16/2007, 1:44 am EST

Assume the Position: It’s the Police!

PeteHagen | 6/16/2007, 1:51 am EST

You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to pay outrageous amounts of money to see 3 dudes who hate each other perform.

or:

We like money.

Or:

Walking on the moon. We got there in our spaceship we bought with your hard-earned money that you blew on Police tickets.

PeteHagen | 6/16/2007, 1:53 am EST

The Police: Polishing turds in the 21st Century

shanelleno 5 - yes its me! | 6/16/2007, 4:55 am EST

The Police – Sting needs the money and bullied everybody back to work!

shanelleno 5 - yes its me! | 6/16/2007, 4:57 am EST

PS I like Dude’s comment – ‘The Police – does anyone care’. That’s a good one! Tell me over here in Australia – does anyone care? Hey everybody!

T-Nasty | 6/16/2007, 6:10 am EST

“Who are those 2 guys behind Sting?”

j | 6/16/2007, 9:04 am EST

Re u Night 4 Retirement

Kathy Knibbs | 6/16/2007, 10:08 am EST

“Arresting Development!The Police are back and better than ever!”

RichK | 6/16/2007, 11:58 am EST

Sting’s Orgasms Last Longer Than Our Reunion!

Abbey | 6/16/2007, 12:26 pm EST

Here come the pigs…er..Police

Salman Siddiqui | 6/16/2007, 12:43 pm EST

1. The Police: Still Stinging on
2. Their Fragile Stings
3. Their Stingy Reunion
4. Rock Daddies Sting Together
5. To Sting and Back
6. The Police Reunion
7. Their Reunion Gamble
8. Reunion: for better or worse?
9. Reunion of the year: The Police
10. Die Hard Stings

:-)

Salman, Karachi, Pakistan

AJ | 6/16/2007, 12:46 pm EST

Don’t Stand So Close to Sting

Snake | 6/16/2007, 1:29 pm EST

You up front. I didn’t get your name.

Dustin | 6/16/2007, 1:39 pm EST

Police State

CharlieArnold | 6/16/2007, 3:12 pm EST

3 Musicians + 3 Motivations = One Reunion Tour

RudeTrudy | 6/16/2007, 4:00 pm EST

The Police:
I can’t, I can’t, I can’t stand loosing my house in the Bahamas so I will agree to a reunion tour to make some quick cash.

Mark Stephens | 6/16/2007, 4:19 pm EST

A Brand New Beat

Matt Z. | 6/16/2007, 5:23 pm EST

Sting: The Bzzzness of Music
Cash, here is thy Sting
Sting, this is Andy and Stewart, Andy and Stewart, this is Sting.
The Police: An Internal Affair

THE LODGER | 6/16/2007, 5:57 pm EST

To little.too late!!

JPE | 6/16/2007, 6:15 pm EST

911 Call recived 20 years too late!!

JPE | 6/16/2007, 6:17 pm EST

911 Calls recived. 20 years too late!!

Dave | 6/16/2007, 6:22 pm EST

The Police. Old. Weak. Greedy.

Sebastian Jardine | 6/16/2007, 6:50 pm EST

The Police:
No red lights or messages in bottles, just walking on the moon.

Heath Steele | 6/16/2007, 8:58 pm EST

The Police: Please Don’t Break Up Again Before The Show I Have Tickets To.

Tori | 6/16/2007, 9:14 pm EST

The Police: The Men Come Out of the Suitcase.

Tommy Thomas | 6/16/2007, 9:47 pm EST

The Police… we’re back, just to emphasize the point that there just ain’t much good rock music out there today – sorry but it’s true. That’s why all the old retro bands are still touring , and still selling out.

Katie Lewis | 6/16/2007, 11:16 pm EST

Sting, etc.

mattfromkauai | 6/16/2007, 11:44 pm EST

The Police Tour…Good Cop, Bad Cop and Copeland

mattfromkauai | 6/16/2007, 11:44 pm EST

The Police Tour…Good Cop, Bad Cop and Copeland

Harris | 6/17/2007, 1:21 am EST

The Police: Taking This Picture Was Really Awkward
OR
The Police: Sting And The Two Men Who Want To Kill Him
OR
The Police: Learning to “Cope”
OR
The Police: Copeland Thinks We Suck Live

All acceptable

Lore | 6/17/2007, 2:41 am EST

watch out, The police Strikes back!

Grasshopper | 6/17/2007, 5:24 am EST

Andy, Sting & Stu – “Old folks”

PK | 6/17/2007, 6:29 am EST

The Police respond to an emergency

Centauro | 6/17/2007, 8:19 am EST

This is tongue in cheek, since I’m a big fan…

The Police: Nothing Achieving

TehPolice: One World (Not Three)

The Police, one day before retirement. (You know, as in the movies…)

ThePolice: When The World Is Running Down, You Make The Best Of What’s Still Around

Timothy Luginbuhl | 6/17/2007, 9:43 am EST

Don’t Stand So Close To Me

Timothy Luginbuhl | 6/17/2007, 9:43 am EST

Don’t Stand So .. Don’t Stand So .. Don’t Stand So Close To Me

Mack Gelber | 6/17/2007, 10:57 am EST

The Police: Copped Out

Sean M | 6/17/2007, 1:31 pm EST

Once More, With Feeling

Sean McNamara | 6/17/2007, 1:32 pm EST

Once More, With Feeling

Shawrule | 6/17/2007, 1:45 pm EST

POLICE STING OPERATIONS ACROSS THE COUNTRY!!!

Adam C | 6/17/2007, 4:23 pm EST

The Police: Re-arresting the world.

Adam C | 6/17/2007, 4:23 pm EST

The Police: Re-arresting the world.

Dr. Ralph | 6/17/2007, 4:26 pm EST

The Police: 30 years ago we were relevant

Mark J | 6/17/2007, 4:26 pm EST

The Police Police Police Forces

Renoir | 6/17/2007, 5:31 pm EST

Come to Rome, please!!!

J.D. from Tennessee | 6/17/2007, 7:26 pm EST

THE POLICE,STILL HAVE US WRAPPED AROUND THEIR FINGER

J.D. from Tennessee | 6/17/2007, 7:37 pm EST

The Police;The 80’s C.S.I (Constantly Slinging Insults)

Matches Beaumont | 6/17/2007, 8:17 pm EST

Guitardiac Arrest

Em Jay | 6/17/2007, 8:57 pm EST

The Police – Bring the Bacon Home

Kristian J. | 6/17/2007, 9:57 pm EST

The Police – The Fuzz are Back!

Mat | 6/18/2007, 12:19 am EST

Finally, they’re back!

Lefty | 6/18/2007, 12:38 am EST

The Police reunite for final Sting?

Me | 6/18/2007, 4:32 am EST

Synchronicity?

adam gardiner | 6/18/2007, 4:50 am EST

the police: hitting the streets again

Bob Wright, Palm Harbor ,FL | 6/18/2007, 6:24 am EST

“Finally,Hancuffed Once Again” THE POLICE REUNION TOUR

Mr. Tim | 6/18/2007, 6:57 am EST

Hmmm I’m torn between:

“Every Viagra you Take”

and

“Your parents liked them…The Police”

Mr. Tim | 6/18/2007, 7:03 am EST

Hot Fuzz

COMFORT INN | 6/18/2007, 7:30 am EST

3 BLOND MICE

Bill Nash | 6/18/2007, 8:00 am EST

The Police: A Drummer, a Strummer, and a Bummer…

rockstar70 | 6/18/2007, 9:07 am EST

The Police-Two guys and a Dick.

Tori Biggs | 6/18/2007, 9:21 am EST

The Police: Out of the Suitcase

meglovesrs | 6/18/2007, 9:30 am EST

The Guardians of Rock n’ Roll

Paul | 6/18/2007, 9:45 am EST

Cops Without Clubs or Credibility: Inside The Police’s Reunion Tour
or
Criminal Cops Cash in on Nostalgia: The Police Reunite
or
Smell the Bacon: Police Brutality on Credibility for Reunion Tour

Paul | 6/18/2007, 9:51 am EST

Have You Seen This Band? Wanted: Nostalgic/Reunited or Alive

The Police Reunite: Crime of the New Century?

Sting Smells Money, We Smell Bacon: The Police Reunite

mikeky | 6/18/2007, 9:53 am EST

WHERE’S MUMIA ABU-JAMAL WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

how’s that for a cover line?

Corey Hutchins | 6/18/2007, 11:05 am EST

“You have the right to remain salient”

Paul | 6/18/2007, 11:18 am EST

The Police Reunite: Save Your Money Instead for Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band

Ghost Mutt | 6/18/2007, 11:41 am EST

Why are these mediocre session musicians so famous and why were they in the Rolling Stone Top 100 artists of the last 50 years and The Smiths weren’t? Find out the answer to this and other non-sequiters inside

911 is a joke | 6/18/2007, 3:36 pm EST

Reunion tour kicks officer

gordon sumner | 6/18/2007, 7:35 pm EST

THE POLICE – COP OUT!

gordon sumner | 6/18/2007, 8:12 pm EST

THE POLICE!
COP OUT!

TAG | 6/18/2007, 8:43 pm EST

Police Raid Concert Venues: Sting Stung in Sting

Toby | 6/18/2007, 11:07 pm EST

The POLICE, Get out of jail.

Toby | 6/18/2007, 11:07 pm EST

The POLICE, Get out of jail.

setbland | 6/18/2007, 11:33 pm EST

No shock…Sting…still standing in front

Draculich | 6/18/2007, 11:39 pm EST

Ordinary For A Goldmine

S | 6/19/2007, 1:47 am EST

Got Money?

moonie | 6/19/2007, 7:45 am EST

Funny how “The Police” make it on the cover of your rag, but “The Who” after 25 years makes an album and gets snubbed! Bollocks!

jtd | 6/19/2007, 12:19 pm EST

Back to their arresting ways

Mr. Tim | 6/20/2007, 8:00 am EST

An SOB, I mean..

An SOS to the World

MFpolice | 6/20/2007, 8:03 am EST

The Police are back to rid the planet of musical garbage like Justin, Fergie, etc.

Mr. Tim | 6/20/2007, 8:03 am EST

Egos is the bottle

Berk | 6/20/2007, 8:44 am EST

May the force be with you.

sahara | 6/20/2007, 9:38 am EST

Crimes of the heart

Police fans close their eyes and pay the price

Ben | 6/20/2007, 10:11 am EST

Too Rich…Too Thin

Jose_Peru | 6/20/2007, 10:27 am EST

THE POLICE – Rules the entire world

ghost | 6/20/2007, 10:29 am EST

Sending out an SOS: Yet another greatest hits album

DesertRedRose | 6/20/2007, 12:22 pm EST

The Police:Oh NO!Did you believe we come in peace?

The Police,strike the flag,man!
(Whatever that is ,lol)

Gordon Bummer | 6/20/2007, 12:52 pm EST

Love is in the air

DesertRedRose | 6/20/2007, 1:20 pm EST

The Police,hit me baby one more time!

Ancalime | 6/20/2007, 4:25 pm EST

The Police: “We are The Police, and we’re back!”

Tova Katz | 6/20/2007, 6:52 pm EST

“Pax Roxanne”

Tova Katz | 6/20/2007, 6:53 pm EST

Pax Roxanne

Amy | 6/21/2007, 8:44 am EST

The Police: Blood of the Lazarus hearts

Arresting times – Sting calls the Police

Visions of the Night

Still Hungry for You

Summer in Copland, what a BUZZ!!

The Police: Their not-so-secret Journey

Sting’s wife needs more shoes, call the Police

Omegamen

Hole in my.. Wallet

Rock is Dead. Call the Police

Driven to Tiers (coz I cant afford the stalls)

jesus presley | 7/8/2007, 1:32 pm EST

the police: their secret journey

ihatemaryland88 | 7/24/2007, 9:53 am EST

The Police Sting You!

JimR | 8/8/2007, 11:10 am EST

Sending Out An $O$

fgbg | 9/16/2007, 11:07 pm EST

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