
During a press conference held by the Los Angeles sheriff’s department early this morning it was announced that Paris Hilton has been released from Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California after serving only five days. The reason for her release? An undisclosed “medical condition.” Instead of serving out her sentence behind bars, Paris will be confined to her (palatial) home for forty days. So what’s the ailment? You can vote on our guesses on the RS Daily Poll, or provide your write-in below.
Paris Hilton Develops “Medical Condition,” Is Released From Jail
6/7/07, 11:48 am EST
Comments
larry | 6/7/2007, 11:51 am EST
NEXT TIME PLEASE REFRAIN FROM POSTING ANOTHER PICTURE OF PARIS HILTON ON YOUR BLOG!!!
I’m sick of looking at that pic, and now you guys have to do it? I thought you were cooler than that.
jj | 6/7/2007, 12:01 pm EST
bitch-itis
Mario Kart | 6/7/2007, 12:02 pm EST
Ailment: I’m gonna do 12 shots of tequila & “accidentally” drive over her face
M | 6/7/2007, 12:03 pm EST
Finally doctors have diagnosed “being rich” as a disease. That’s the first step towards a cure.
Mr. Dart | 6/7/2007, 12:03 pm EST
I wonder how much that “undisclosed medical condition” cost. There is no accountability.
Whore.
killingfloor | 6/7/2007, 12:03 pm EST
bloody lantern jaw paris….what a waste of space she is on Earth.
Ragman | 6/7/2007, 12:05 pm EST
Another celebrity getting special treatment…puh-leeze!
DGG | 6/7/2007, 12:06 pm EST
The period of time in which the life of mere mortals was slightly better than that of Paris Hilton has been pretty short.
In the US, being a millionaire and going to jail don’t mix, just ask OJ.
After all, what keeps the country going is people’s belief that someday they too will be rich, and cases like this send a troubling message that even if you’re rich, life might not be perfect because you might end up in the clink.
Macfisto | 6/7/2007, 12:08 pm EST
She is probably allergic to bread and wated they serve in prison!
vaginal slice born born | 6/7/2007, 12:20 pm EST
AIDS
Above the Law | 6/7/2007, 12:24 pm EST
Diagnosis:
1. She is allergic to those “hot” orange one pieces, and her skin rejected the ugliness of the outfit.
Her caked mascara caused an allergic reaction when mixed with all her tears.
Come on America, enforce the rule of law!
Mario Kart | 6/7/2007, 12:24 pm EST
Her mom had OJ on speedial
Mags | 6/7/2007, 12:33 pm EST
Get DUI, go to jail, get a “medical condition” go home. Yahoo!!! Little rich bitch gets special treatment. Now let’s get the early release program going; it’s only fair. Everyone else does their jail/prison time and SHE goes home to be more comfortable???? Something is VERY wrong with our system!
B-mer 2k7 | 6/7/2007, 12:40 pm EST
She’s allergic to the prison women who want to make her their “hot” lover!
Brian | 6/7/2007, 12:41 pm EST
Fuck the justice system. Let’s go steal her TVs.
anywavedave | 6/7/2007, 12:42 pm EST
Stress induced STD outbreak, look at her lip.
Maggie | 6/7/2007, 12:42 pm EST
What a load of crap! When I was in jail one girl’s face ballooned and swelled so much that she could hardly see out of her puffy eyes. She was allergic to the wool blankets and they couldn’t even give her a Benadryl for 2 weeks. BS. I’m livid.
cjcarr21 | 6/7/2007, 12:43 pm EST
stuck up fake bitch disease
ogram | 6/7/2007, 12:46 pm EST
The herps plus other stds probably flared up good and plenty.
Odys Coltrane | 6/7/2007, 12:46 pm EST
The system is corrupt. No surprise. Still sucks that she got out though.
Richard | 6/7/2007, 12:49 pm EST
Obviously the comment about rich being treated preferentially was not written by anyone familiar with the law.Itis because thay atr her profile that prosecuters mest go after them to avoid this kind of idea. Martha Srewart was given jail time for an offence that rarely results in incarceration.
Remember how much time
Richard | 6/7/2007, 12:50 pm EST
Obviously the comment about rich being treated preferentially was not written by anyone familiar with the law.Itis because thay atr her profile that prosecuters mest go after them to avoid this kind of idea. Martha Srewart was given jail time for an offence that rarely results in incarceration.
Remember how much time
Rex Staddler | 6/7/2007, 12:53 pm EST
Who cares.
dublin derek | 6/7/2007, 12:53 pm EST
she had a million doller contract to write a diary about her time in jail she can now write it on the back of a postage stamp
Jo | 6/7/2007, 12:53 pm EST
This is absurd. I cannot even comprehend the justice system in America anymore. I am so sick of celebrities getting special treatment. They are no better than any other human on this planet. Paris Hilton needs to move to Iraq in my opinion.
Wanker | 6/7/2007, 12:57 pm EST
explosive diarrea
Mikey T | 6/7/2007, 12:57 pm EST
why did she get out? C.R.E.A.M. thats how…
Spaceboy | 6/7/2007, 1:00 pm EST
Ah, too be young, rich, and white….I love this country!
wigga wit no aptitiude | 6/7/2007, 1:04 pm EST
Paris has severe allergic reactions to parity… in other words, she must be treated with special care (or preference, for the non-medical person)at all times. Any prolonged exposure (5 minutes +) to a situation in which she is treated like a normal human being causes her near composure-threatenening fits. The mere fact that the prison clothes were not from Sean-Jean could have triggered this alone… but all is well now. Now that our politically correct prison system has realized the traumatizing injustice of making Paris actually serve the punishment for her crime, we can all rest in peace knowing that the poor woman who would have been her cell mate will not have to add to her own prison sentence by carrying out the obigatory and fully expected duty of shiving Paris Hilton.
rudeness | 6/7/2007, 1:07 pm EST
My guess: Povertitum-a severe allergy brought on by close proximity with synthetic fiber and people of color.
Fo Sho | 6/7/2007, 1:12 pm EST
Genital herpes
wigga wit no aptitiude | 6/7/2007, 1:12 pm EST
isn’t this kind of thing why we have vigilanties? seriously, i don’t want her dead… i guess… but is there someway we can give her a life sentence to her own home? can we keep her locked up there and away from cameras or the internet for the rest of her life? now that would be justice!!!
Dave | 6/7/2007, 1:15 pm EST
She’s finally done something worth noting in this world…devaluing lady justice just a little bit more. What a joke this whole thing is.
Jack | 6/7/2007, 1:16 pm EST
Spoiledlittlerichbitchitis.
tomfoolery | 6/7/2007, 1:19 pm EST
Dave Letterman said she developed Insomnia from sleeping in the same bed every night.
Paris Suck My Pole | 6/7/2007, 1:19 pm EST
Special rules for special fools. I’m sick of modern day self-appointed royalty.
tomfoolery | 6/7/2007, 1:19 pm EST
Dave Letterman said she developed Insomnia from sleeping in the same bed every night.
Trance | 6/7/2007, 1:30 pm EST
mad cow disease
CAR BAUM | 6/7/2007, 1:33 pm EST
well i think she has a bad case of l.i.e
CAR BAUM | 6/7/2007, 1:33 pm EST
well i think she has a bad case of l.i.e
CAR BAUM | 6/7/2007, 1:34 pm EST
well i think she has a bad case of l.i.e
Jason | 6/7/2007, 1:41 pm EST
Anxiety Disorder due to lack of ramdom sex with strangers.
Anonymous | 6/7/2007, 1:43 pm EST
Since when has ‘worthless whore’ been a medical condition?
Steve | 6/7/2007, 1:43 pm EST
Since when has ‘worthless whore’ been a medical condition?
Steve | 6/7/2007, 1:43 pm EST
Since when has ‘worthless whore’ been a medical condition?
Steve | 6/7/2007, 1:44 pm EST
Since when has ‘worthless whore’ been a medical condition?
Thomas Powell, M.D., Q.U.A.C.K | 6/7/2007, 1:47 pm EST
To the staff: To the best of my medical knowledge, Paris Hilton suffered from two conditions during her stay in prison. One is a rare Hawaiian disease known as lackanooki. The second condition she developed was a staph infection leading to clitorisitis.
Respectfully submitted: Thomas Powell, M.D., Q.U.A.C.K.
cesar | 6/7/2007, 1:51 pm EST
what a circus this country really is,going down hill,and we tough caligula and his rome where pitiful
now we only need to see the bush twins second act
kslaca | 6/7/2007, 1:59 pm EST
oh no…now we are going to have to watch her on some chat show lookin tearful and attempting to explain this. Look people it don’t matter , out society worship the rich and ‘famous’ this will more and likely make her more famous worked for Kate Moss
zentropa | 6/7/2007, 2:02 pm EST
I think 3 days off the SAUCE turned her into a BABLING,CRYING,little FOOL.TO the Taxpayer,s,BEND OVER.
zentropa | 6/7/2007, 2:08 pm EST
What,s that on her bottom lip?
Anonymous | 6/7/2007, 2:12 pm EST
Peasantitis: A very-rare lung disease, brought on by having to breathe the same air as working-class (see also: commoners”). The only treatment in extreme cases like this is for mommy and daddy to throw a party to help put “degrading ordeals” like this behind one’s self.
By the way… the luckiest guy in teh country right now? Richard A. Hutton, attorney for princess Paris. You know he’ll be getting a nice fat bonus around the holidays.
vaginal slice born born | 6/7/2007, 2:14 pm EST
SEMEN WITHDRAWL
Mario Kart | 6/7/2007, 2:15 pm EST
Nancy Grace can give her a bath now
Kurt's Corpse | 6/7/2007, 2:18 pm EST
I think she’s a fine young woman who deserves to be left alone…
Gov | 6/7/2007, 2:24 pm EST
If anyone releases a cd like paris did, they deserve to be in jail. She could drown in Arizona Bay if all I care.
Gov | 6/7/2007, 2:24 pm EST
If anyone releases a cd like paris did, they deserve to be in jail. She could drown in Arizona Bay if all I care.
larry fein | 6/7/2007, 2:24 pm EST
terminal stupidity & self absortion
Gov | 6/7/2007, 2:25 pm EST
If anyone releases a CD like Paris did, they deserve to be in jail, for a long time. She could drown in Arizona Bay if all I care.
Neds Fresh Sister. | 6/7/2007, 2:49 pm EST
She was forced to bathe, she broke out in hives.
Paris | 6/7/2007, 2:49 pm EST
People hate me because they are just pissed off that they can’t live the way I live. Who wouldn’t want to have unlimited money, drugs, sex, and freedom to do whatever the hell they want to do. I’m sorry that all of you have boring, pathetic, meaningless lives. Maybe some day you’ll be as lucky as me. By the way, thanks for all the attention you all give me. It makes me wet.
Tyler | 6/7/2007, 3:04 pm EST
She got out.
Woah, never saw it coming!
…did you really expect her to stay in?
MMW | 6/7/2007, 3:06 pm EST
She was offended from the lack of a cavity search. Plus, she has an allergic reaction if she goes 15 minutes without cocaine and penis. In addition, she cannot get to the pennicillin she needs to clean up the many diseases she has in her baby chamber.
ljs with love... | 6/7/2007, 3:07 pm EST
drugs/separation anxiety?
PSkidmore | 6/7/2007, 3:13 pm EST
I still can’t understand why she is famous… I mean, she really has no talent except for being a stupid bitch. No singing talent, No acting talent…honestly… Just a no talent whore whose family happened to start a chain of hotels. Like Mother, Like Daughter!
Ordinary Citizen | 6/7/2007, 3:17 pm EST
It’s amazing that she is out of jail after 3 days. If she were any other “ordinary citizen”, do you think she would be out of jail. And give me a break…house arrest?? Would you really care if you were under house arrest if you lived in her mansion? Do you wonder how much her family PAID to get her out early? Poor pitiful Paris…her life is so hard!!
yeah...whatever | 6/7/2007, 3:22 pm EST
I believe “Stupid, Spoiled Whore” is the medical term (apologies to South Park)
ljs with love... | 6/7/2007, 3:23 pm EST
baby chamber…nice, classy.
Jessica | 6/7/2007, 3:23 pm EST
I think it is not fair that because shes rich she doesnt need to stay on jail. She did the crime she should do the time. But she is a winey ass Bitch who bought her way out of it. Who cares if she dont eat, doesnt look like she ate anyways. And for a break down lots of people go to jail and don’t eat she should deal with it and she had the money to have a driver and anyone else who was driving under the inflence wouldnt of got the third strike.
mr bobo | 6/7/2007, 3:26 pm EST
Why I care about this bibmo I don’t know, but it is all my fault. And accepting responsibility for your shortcomings is the first step to recovery. For punishment I will make myself listen to her CD. If I can make it to track 5 I think I will be in as much pain as 5 days in jail.
People, embrace your inner idiot!
from HAWAII | 6/7/2007, 3:30 pm EST
This is a bunch of Bull $#!t!!I have never heard of someone get out of jail for a “medical condition”…How many inmates have died of a “medical condition” and couldn’t run home to mama and her mansion!!! I’ll be sure to remember about my “MEDICAL CONDITION” if i EVER get caught for something as stupid as this…May my mommy can save me too…And that’s what money can buy…
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Donna | 6/7/2007, 3:38 pm EST
Hollywood Ebola (For a definition, see http://www.laineygossip.com and LYAO!)
Strangelove | 6/7/2007, 3:52 pm EST
I’m wondering if there’s a petition I could sign to send her back to jail…
Mario Kart | 6/7/2007, 3:54 pm EST
……The dying Iraqi soldiers are proud of this thread……
jcb | 6/7/2007, 4:15 pm EST
life,s a bitch if you are rich.
you can have her,good looking
HELL NO IN OR OUT OF JAIL >
Beelay | 6/7/2007, 4:17 pm EST
If only the world could collectively ignore Lazy Eye Paris Hilton and her band of drunken, coked up, no-talent, well-used-vagina friends.
Too bad we (me included) are not that smart.
mpuesch | 6/7/2007, 4:24 pm EST
It’s called Mental Retardation
Stacey M. Houston, TX | 6/7/2007, 4:32 pm EST
I (Stacey M.) love Paris Hilton for her strong will to go to prison and come out as a winner. She is an inspiration for all young ladies growing up with personal problems.
Kevin | 6/7/2007, 4:37 pm EST
I hope it’s some kind of terminal cancer
Kevin | 6/7/2007, 4:37 pm EST
I hope it’s some kind of terminal cancer
Coxy | 6/7/2007, 4:41 pm EST
Surpised…not really.The golden rule came into play here..Ive got the gold so I rule.
Her plan to tuff it out lasted 3 day..and she bailed out and we let her..law and order my ass.
Some Guy | 6/7/2007, 5:06 pm EST
Send the spoiled bitch back to jail… if she can get off this easy, everyone should get off this easy. I have no problem that she was released, I think that jail is usually not helpful in any way and is just a waste of tax money… so easy solution let all the people who are not a huge danger to society (anyone who hasn’t commited a violent crime like rape, murder or manslaughter) and let them go with a fine. But you can’t give the rich special rights… oh wait, you can… and you did. Thanks Justice.
Somewhere In the Middle | 6/7/2007, 5:09 pm EST
Paris wasn’t released on accord of her “medical condition” (being a spoiled celebutard does not a medical condition make) but that of the judicial system. The judicial system is suffering from a severe plague brought on by parasites (ie. radical judges, complacent jurors, inept district attorneys, soul less lawyers) that is destroying the system from the inside out. If the parasites are not irradicated, the plague will destroy the judicial system and the Paris Hilton’s of the world will be free to do as they please. Someone had better call the fucking Orkin man!
FG | 6/7/2007, 5:21 pm EST
I think Silverman had it correct, she left because she kept on chipping her teeth.
Doug Celety | 6/7/2007, 5:31 pm EST
Paris was released because she is pregnant and they tested her at the jail to confirm and indeed she tested pregnant! Thats why she was released…no other reason
Peter | 6/7/2007, 5:37 pm EST
Paris really showed everybody what kind of person she is, I admired her for going to jail but now, what a loser. Big mistake for her career. She has to prove herself big time in near future
meglovesrs | 6/7/2007, 5:39 pm EST
Diagnosis: she got STDs from screwing the warden, platinumblonde-chitis
Poor Paris Hilton | 6/7/2007, 5:42 pm EST
Why are people upset with Paris Hilton. They need to be upset with the Los Angeles County Jail system and authorities. Throw your anger there.
Faint | 6/7/2007, 5:51 pm EST
I hope Paris decorates that ankle bracelet with diamonds. It would be perfectly symbolic.
Here’s what y’all need to realize: Paris Hilton is a patron goddess of American culture. She is the trend and the trendsetter—the alpha and the omega of our national ideals. Not the ideals we pretend to value…things like wisdom, freedom, independence, hard work…no–I’m talking about the real ideals…the “American Dream”–wealth without effort, superficial beauty, sexual publicity, concern about celebrity status, lack of concern for world affairs, the flaunting of materialism, the joys of drinking and irresponsibility, freedom from all authority except for oneself, etc. Paris doesn’t know this but she is our MASCOT. It would be hypocritical to keep our mascot in jail.
Dave | 6/7/2007, 6:01 pm EST
Please publish the name and phone number / email address of the person who authorized this. LA County should have an opening real soon for the position vacated by this ignoramous
Antonio Davila | 6/7/2007, 6:04 pm EST
Amazing… that proofs that you only need to be rich to make everything come true…
sharps | 6/7/2007, 6:06 pm EST
Hilton’s medical condition is, in a lowly regular American natives point of view; a critical, massive, explosive case of selfish/selfrighteousness.I wonder if she could even read a common word like that. And then there’s spoiled, spoiled, stuck up snob, born with silver and gold spoon in her mouth. Not enough room here to say everthing, that’s for sure.
sharps | 6/7/2007, 6:06 pm EST
Hilton’s medical condition is, in a lowly regular American natives point of view; a critical, massive, explosive case of selfish/selfrighteousness.I wonder if she could even read a common word like that. And then there’s spoiled, spoiled, stuck up snob, born with silver and gold spoon in her mouth. Not enough room here to say everthing, that’s for sure.
John | 6/7/2007, 6:09 pm EST
Her medical conditon is…pregnancy!
David Cunniff | 6/7/2007, 6:12 pm EST
We have the finest justice system that money can buy.
David Cunniff | 6/7/2007, 6:12 pm EST
We have the finest justice system that money can buy.
jeff | 6/7/2007, 6:13 pm EST
She obviously suffering from a bad case of “billionairism”
KD | 6/7/2007, 6:14 pm EST
…even the name Paris Hilton makes me want to stab my eyes out.
R | 6/7/2007, 6:15 pm EST
Actually, I think Paris does have herpes. There were some pics given to some website of valtrex bottles with her name on them
Dr. Bongles | 6/7/2007, 6:20 pm EST
I agree with the examiner.
Anyone with a $15k nose should not be that close to people who steal socks from Wal-Mart.
You live in glass houses... | 6/7/2007, 6:20 pm EST
Seems to me the strongest criticisms of Paris are from people who are jealous of her. Also consider these points:
1)It is idiotic to blame her for being wealthy. If you hate money so much, give all of yours away, move to some shack in the woods, raise potatoes, and mail letter bombs.
2)It is even more idiotic to blame her for being attractive. Her good looks DO require maintenance (something lazy fat chicks always resent)
3)She is not one of the “idle rich” she actually has interests that she pursues (again, something the lazy people here wouldn’t understand)
4)There’s nothing wrong with partying…maybe those who hold clubbing against her should get out more often and get a social life.
5)If her legal team was able to find a loophole for her, than the law is on her side. Deal with it. If you think that’s unfair, higher better lawyers when you get arrested. If you can’t afford it…make more money. But stop bitching about what are actually your own shortcomings.
Mandiblesam | 6/7/2007, 6:21 pm EST
I can’t believe this I was so looking forward to PH spending a good month in jail. No so idiot lets her off. I didn’t rich whore was a “medical condition”.
ParisHiltonFan | 6/7/2007, 6:24 pm EST
I LOVE PARIS HIlTON!! I am so glad to see her out of Jail. She never deserved to be in Jail. She is young and beautiful and makes mitakes. Everyone makes mitakes… gosh people just get over it! Paris is NOT Pregnant…stop saying that. That is so STUPID!! Paris dosen’t have Cancer either… so please SHUT UP!! I think the reason why some people are mad that she got out early is because you have been to jail before and are mad that she got out nad you didn’t. I know that sentence sounds stupid… but it is the truth!
Anonymous | 6/7/2007, 6:26 pm EST
you can get out of jail for having narcissistic personality disorder?
ness | 6/7/2007, 6:27 pm EST
UNBELIEVABLE !! Could Paris Hilton be more pathetic ? Let out for a medical miracle no doubt – being able to support herself upright without the benefit of a spine !
esperanzo | 6/7/2007, 6:27 pm EST
you can get out of jail for having narcissistic personality disorder?
esperanzo | 6/7/2007, 6:27 pm EST
you can get out of jail for having narcissistic personality disorder?
esperanzo | 6/7/2007, 6:30 pm EST
I have a dumbass personality disorder.
esperanzo | 6/7/2007, 6:30 pm EST
I have a dumbass personality disorder.
sick of it | 6/7/2007, 6:33 pm EST
Look at her smug grin in the picture above the posts… she just flexed her power thru the form of money and tears… and we all just took it without vaseline. I dont really care anymore about the fact that she weaseled out of her sentence, I just cant wait in ten years when I’m reading this rich slob’s obituary. How bout that? Stick that one in ur pipe and smoke it!
Isaac | 6/7/2007, 6:34 pm EST
I don’t see the big deal. Lots of people go to prison and suffer from cocaine withdrawl.
Beelzebub | 6/7/2007, 6:37 pm EST
Poor Paris Hilton
Sammielynn | 6/7/2007, 6:37 pm EST
Deep depression. They thought she’d commit suicide. At the MTV Movie Awards, when Ms. Silverman made cracks about her while she was there, and while people clapped and cheered and made it clear they hated her, she realized, well…that she was hated. She couldn’t take it. Now she wants to dieee.
truman | 6/7/2007, 6:39 pm EST
Oh stop griping and moaning! Damn it! You see? The doctor chose not to give out her medical conditions because she is alright, not for her privacy! What a wuss is she? I am so disappointed in her because she is a spoiled billionaire out of nothing, and no I am not jealous. My dad is rich from being a doctor. She should go see my dad for treatment. She ain’t gonna learn from this, so I say take her back to jail.
ice | 6/7/2007, 6:41 pm EST
possibly herpes
Irritated200 | 6/7/2007, 6:42 pm EST
Do they think we are stupid? Paris out after only 3 blubbering days? She is receiving special treatment. Jail is supposed to be challenging. This was her chance to learn about real life and responsibility. This is a mockery of justice in the land of equality.
canuckeroo | 6/7/2007, 6:47 pm EST
all of her father’s money cannot buy her a spine or respect. Ultimately she will have to deal it.
Strangler | 6/7/2007, 6:47 pm EST
Just shows that the justice system is corrupt and the rich get preferential treatment …… people should be rioting in the streets against this farce.
What a worthless waste of space she is ……
johnmlr | 6/7/2007, 6:48 pm EST
She probably bought the jail.
NotafanofParis | 6/7/2007, 6:49 pm EST
I’m not a fan of Paris Hilton. However, with all this being in the news and the media is fuckin stupid. We have more important things in the world today than Paris Hilton being in jail or not. So she violated her probation. At least she has a smart legal team behind her willing to support her and help her out of her situation. Think about it, Judges look at a person’s criminal history and counts against them. Paris doesn’t have anything against her. She isn’t a threat to society and it’s not like the girl is going to go on a killing spree or rob a bank. She has a probation officier to report too each month and monthly statements to turn in. Whereas, they actually do check up on her, but they know they don’t have to worry about the girl demeaning a threat to society. So she got a dui and driving with a suspended license. Her nights in jail I’m sure taught her a lesson. Jail is the worst and lowest of lows for anyone to be in. Yes, on the otherhand, sadly this will make Paris bigger than she ever was, but that is how Hollywood works. Next more important topic….the war in Iraq
Mike | 6/7/2007, 6:50 pm EST
Being a dumb spoiled brat with too much money, god i hate paris
GARY | 6/7/2007, 6:52 pm EST
Poor Paris was afflicted from birth with severe richdaddyitis and has since developed lackagoodjudgementos, symptoms being:chronic consumption of alchoholic beverages, an inability to keep knees together and acting out in public places.While it is possible for her to recover from this it is highly unlikely, the end result being the rest of the world will continue hearing about poor Paris and her escapades. Poor Us!!!!
Disgusted | 6/7/2007, 6:52 pm EST
I hope the terrorists blow our whole god damned country up ……. anybody who tolerates this crap is as worthless as she is.
Robert | 6/7/2007, 6:52 pm EST
The decision to release a prisoner and not have them treated by the medical staff of the jail is well within the rights of the Sheriff of Los Angles County. I doubt he would have left this highly publicized and political decision to one of his subordinates. Other inmates are cared for by the competent medical staff of the jail. These include medical issues of a grave nature. Although the sheriff is an elected official and compaign funds are needed to run for office, I do not think this had anything to do with his decision. Maybe the voters of Los Angles County should look to see if there was any favoritism. Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
spaceboy | 6/7/2007, 6:53 pm EST
Dear Paris,
After careful consideration, we’ve decided we don’t want you anymore. Please go away.
Signed,
Fame
Mad Jock | 6/7/2007, 6:57 pm EST
This has been farcicle from the day she was sentenced,the american justice system has made itself a complete global laughing stock,giving time off for good behaviour before her term started,preferential “celebrity” treatment,just enforces what the rest of the world already know..”it can only happen in america”. Would a commoner with a similar crime get out this early…nope,it seems if you whine a bit,feign illness and shout,”im a celebrity,get me out of here”..and get mommy to flash the gold card,it works.. All you Paris fans who condone this…what waste of brain space,If you cant do the time,dont do the crime…simple as that,I say hang her
Wendy | 6/7/2007, 6:57 pm EST
Our country is in such a mess. We have children who are hungry and can’t get medical care AT ALL because they are too poor and don’t have insurance, but some daddy’s little rich girl MIGHT be getting a “medical condition” so she gets to go back to her mansion?! When poor people get sick in jail, they might be lucky to get an aspirin. We definitely have a caste system in this country…we just won’t admit it. A nervous breakdown because she doesn’t have enough spine to last 3 days in jail??? I wish she would fade away and we’d never have to look at her again. She is the epitome of all that is wrong with our country!
OJ | 6/7/2007, 6:59 pm EST
Hey Paris,
Glad you got off early. (no pun intended) Next time call me I’ll get you my lawyer and you won’t get any time. But great fake job getting out due to a “medical condition.”
How much did that cost daddy?
wow | 6/7/2007, 7:00 pm EST
America really showed thier ass with this one. It’s a joke but it’s really disgusting on a deeper level. The America you think you live in is dead and really only exsists in your imaginations and this proves it. At the same time George Bush is in the whitehouse. Houston, we have a problem…
Milton Hilton, MD | 6/7/2007, 7:04 pm EST
No mirror in the cell caused withdrawal symptoms and total narcisistic breakdown of the patient.
Beverley Hills | 6/7/2007, 7:09 pm EST
Anyone notice how the old man has stayed out of this? He is quietly trying to run his empire and hoping his spoiled bitches don’t ruin the family business. The old lady is acting like the misfit parent she is. STEP UP LADY, your daughter needs guidance. Keeping her spoiled ass in the slammer was the last hope that she might have learned about life from something like this. I think a lot her “fans” will see her for the spineless twat she is. Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life! There are much better role models out there, definitely ones who are a LOT more talented. I can’t wait for Leno & Letterman.
absoluteJOKE! | 6/7/2007, 7:09 pm EST
Why would you want to make someone famous for doing NOTHING and then allow them to break the law and get away with it? So much for her going on and on about how she was being mature about it and was ready to show people she was just like everyone else and was ready to be treated the same way. You could tell as soon as she didnt remove her hair extensions she was planning on being out – and rather soon. 0.8 in my country is mid range – not low range. There was NO CHANCE she had only had 1 cocktail after a big day of doing NOTHING and not eating and to get behind the wheel of her car without a license when she can more than afford a driver was disgraceful. Come on – what was – “I didnt know it had been suspended” She should have been locked up for the lack of knowledge/control she has over her own life. Who is that useless? The sooner people stop buying mags and inciting press on this heirhead the better.
sewsueme | 6/7/2007, 7:10 pm EST
The most sickening part of all of this is that Paris Hilton can afford to hire someone to drive her. Why didn’t she? Because she doesn’t have a lick of common sense. We know money can’t buy that. You people who think she shouldn’t have even gone to jail should consider that you wouldn’t feel that way if she had been drinking and was involved in an accident with someone in your family or one of your friends.
cris | 6/7/2007, 7:13 pm EST
“If her legal team was able to find a loophole for her, than the law is on her side. Deal with it. If you think that’s unfair, higher better lawyers when you get arrested. If you can’t afford it…make more money. But stop bitching about what are actually your own shortcomings”
- I totaly agree with this statement.. sad to most, but the law only protects those who can afford it.. she had awesomne lawyers who found a loophole.. and did thier job.. geez i love lawyers..the rest of you should get over it or go to lawschool and pass the bar!
Emily | 6/7/2007, 7:17 pm EST
If we’re all so angry about this travesty of justice, we should do something: Recall the LAPD sheriff, organize a protest, boycott Hilton hotels (where the $ came from that got her out), protest her public appearances, etc. She should be ashamed of herself, and we should be ashamed of ourselves if we let this pass quietly. Spread the word.
PARIS HILTON = GOD ! | 6/7/2007, 7:18 pm EST
TODAY
I
CELEBRATE!!!
SORRY YA FAT LOSERS! PRINCESS PARIS IS FREE!
Marie | 6/7/2007, 7:19 pm EST
I do not know why this is a surprise to so many people. I was surprised she went to jail at all. The rich rule and the every day Joe has to pay the price. It’s not right but this is the poor society we live in everyday.
eat sh!t EMILY | 6/7/2007, 7:20 pm EST
Protest all you want you dumb fat cvnt it MEANS NOTHING silly obese hippies…YOU LOSE,again.
OfftheHook Hilton | 6/7/2007, 7:22 pm EST
I am outraged about the special treatment of Paris Hilton when one judge sent her to jail for 23 days of her original 45 days and her attorney found another judge for hire to void the first jugdges ruling.
If America shares in this outrage maybe taking a week and boycotting any Hilton-based company and any future movies/music Paris might be able to produce.
Sometimes the only way to get rich peoples attention is to hit them in the wallet.
P.S. I think if Paris was so medically compromised she should have been transferred to a medical facility in the corrections system so she could get the proper medical treatment instead of sending her home to her sweiiming pool and never ending open bar.
Maybe the court should make her do the alcohol ‘blow test’ daily.
That would probably be a joke too.
dukerduker | 6/7/2007, 7:23 pm EST
I think the only way for anything to change with Paris is to boycott Hilton Hotels.
One law for the rich, another for the poor. Drunk driving is a serious charge and this should not be allowed.
Anonymous | 6/7/2007, 7:26 pm EST
Ok, you people who think we’re “jealous” of Paris Hilton are idiotic and need to get a life. Paris Hilton is a pathetic excuse for a celebrity/role model. Don’t you have to have some sort of talent to have such celebrity status? Life would be so much better without having to see her ugly face pop up on tv. I say hang her.
Jack | 6/7/2007, 7:26 pm EST
She hadn’t eaten for three days. Prison staff were worried she’d be able to slide out through the bars of her cell and escape in a waiting limo.
Daddy Bought Me A McLaren | 6/7/2007, 7:26 pm EST
She finally swallowed the silver spoon in her mouth and nearly choked to death.
William | 6/7/2007, 7:26 pm EST
“Seems to me the strongest criticisms of Paris are from people who are jealous of her.”
Perhaps the weakest are from those whom aren’t?
“It is idiotic to blame her for being wealthy. If you hate money so much, give all of yours away, move to some shack in the woods, raise potatoes, and mail letter bombs.”
No one intelligent is blaming her for her early release, rather the judicial system. She’s blamed for driving under the influence of alcohol, which is illegal and worsely potentially DEADLY. Is she no more deserving of punishment because of her wealth?
“It is even more idiotic to blame her for being attractive. Her good looks DO require maintenance (something lazy fat chicks always resent)”
You imply attractiveness nullifies any guilt. Your flawed pattern of reasoning is what is idiot. Laziness has nothing to do with this argument — she broke the law and is getting away with it.
“She is not one of the “idle rich” she actually has interests that she pursues (again, something the lazy people here wouldn’t understand)”
Again, what do THIS have to do with her release from jail?
“There’s nothing wrong with partying…maybe those who hold clubbing against her should get out more often and get a social life.”
Again, you’re way off topic.
“If her legal team was able to find a loophole for her, than the law is on her side. Deal with it. If you think that’s unfair, higher (sic) better lawyers when you get arrested. If you can’t afford it…make more money. But stop bitching about what are actually your own shortcomings.”
Or I could just abide the law and not drive drunk — then money’s not an issue is it? By the way, you misspelled hire.
This is BS | 6/7/2007, 7:28 pm EST
I wonder how big the contribution was that her parents must have given to the LAPD
Milet from NZ | 6/7/2007, 7:29 pm EST
I gave her crabs a while ago…Sorry paris
Milet from NZ | 6/7/2007, 7:29 pm EST
I gave her crabs a while ago…Sorry paris
Milet from NZ | 6/7/2007, 7:29 pm EST
I gave her crabs a while ago…Sorry paris
WHAT THE F###!!!!!! | 6/7/2007, 7:33 pm EST
THIS WHOLE THING IS A JOKE! I’VE NEVER HEARD OF A PRISONER BEING RELEASED FOR A “MEDICAL CONDITION”
OUTRAGEOUS!! THE TROUBLE THAT WENT INTO THE JUDICIAL PROCESS WAS ALL JUST A WASTE OF TIME AND A WASTE OF TAXPAYER DOLLARS! F*** YOU! PARIS HILTON AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON!
paris is wrong | 6/7/2007, 7:34 pm EST
The whole sentece is wrong. Paris Hiltons shouldn’t get special treatment. She should be treated just like everyone else.
Only in America | 6/7/2007, 7:34 pm EST
love it. She has convinced herself that everyone just hates her because shes beautiful and all her “fans” are brainwashed to agree with her. (And fans – what exactly are you fans of? She stands for nothing, she does nothing. When There are better looking girls in the world and who have made something of themselves whilst keeping their legs closed)I hope the legal system is smart enough to test her for everything over the coming weeks at home. Withdrawals wouldnt be much fun in a cell. How do you feel about hearing someone has got into their car drunk and killed someone? She had the potential to do this, she was just lucky. I hope nobody is confusing me with being jealous when Im totally disgusted.
MusicalJenius | 6/7/2007, 7:35 pm EST
Celebrity privledge is a medical diagnosis now? Wow, this country is pathetic.
Loosen Up! | 6/7/2007, 7:35 pm EST
I thought we were supposed to be guessing the ailment that got her out of jail and not writing mission statements on why we should bet all of our money and worldly possesions on how soon Paris will shack up with Ted Kaczynski. Have some fun with it people!
Ellizabeth | 6/7/2007, 7:36 pm EST
It’s pretty obvious that they sent her home because she was incontinent — crapped her panties and had to get home so mommy could change it. What a joke.
paris is wrong | 6/7/2007, 7:37 pm EST
i heard Paris Hilton was raped in jail . Did this happen or is it a rumor?
William | 6/7/2007, 7:40 pm EST
“I totaly (sic) agree with this statement.. sad to most, but the law only protects those who can afford it.. she had awesomne (sic) lawyers who found a loophole.. and did thier (sic) job.. geez i love lawyers..the rest of you should get over it or go to lawschool and pass the bar!”
Perhaps your child will be killed by a speeding driver. Perhaps the driver will be released because of a “loophole” and/or good lawyer. Would you eat your words? The laws and punishments for breaking the laws are established not to be bought-out, but rather to be employed. Don’t let your children play in my street.
paris is wrong | 6/7/2007, 7:41 pm EST
is it just me or dose anyone else think that she is ugly as hell.
Loosen Up! | 6/7/2007, 7:43 pm EST
Don’t let your children play on Paris’ street either…
dukerduker | 6/7/2007, 7:45 pm EST
If you are outraged, you should contact the Sheriff’s office in LA that released her. I just called and got the e-mail
LDBaca@lasd.org.
Waldo | 6/7/2007, 7:46 pm EST
This is an example of Idiogracy in action. That Paris could get off just shows all that is wrong with America.
Jim | 6/7/2007, 7:48 pm EST
And here we have a perfect example of the extent of corruption and INequality in this country. What a sham justice is here.
Tom | 6/7/2007, 7:51 pm EST
This fugly witch makes me sick.
1. Boycott Hilton hotels.
2. Burn her DVDs and CDs.
3. Boo Paris off the red carpet and every event she attends.
4. Or better yet, plaster her with tomatoes.
rivercityrascal | 6/7/2007, 7:54 pm EST
It is a sad day when this ugly slut receives more media coverage than the 3,500 men and women that have died in the service of their country.
Get your priorities in order, America! It is no wonder other countries look upon us with disdain. This rat-faced moran is a total waste of human DNA.
One thing is for certain – I will never, ever patronize Hilton hotels again!
rivercityrascal | 6/7/2007, 7:54 pm EST
It is a sad day when this ugly slut receives more media coverage than the 3,500 men and women that have died in the service of their country.
Get your priorities in order, America! It is no wonder other countries look upon us with disdain. This rat-faced moron is a total waste of human DNA.
One thing is for certain – I will never, ever patronize Hilton hotels again!
chet | 6/7/2007, 7:58 pm EST
The more coverage all this gets the better for Paris. Shes a tabloid whore so this all works out perfectly.. wait for it…
BSC | 6/7/2007, 7:58 pm EST
If anyone is familiar with the criminal justice system they would know that it is very typical to use alternative sentencing to alleviate overpopulated jails for non-violent offenders who qualify. Unless the judge stipulates in sentencing that it is not an option. In this case, it seems the judge did stipulate “no” to alternative sentencing. So that is the entire issue here. Why did the sheriffs dept. defy this order? Dont be surprised if she is returned to custody.
kim | 6/7/2007, 8:00 pm EST
I encourage others to boycott Hilton hotels and stop watching anything with Paris. If people didn’t obsess about her she wouldn’t be so famous and might not have been released. It absolutely disgusts me that she was released and hasn’t learned anything–just like OJ–another example of how the rich can get away with anything but the average person must suffer. Prison is suppose to be mental anguish!!! It’s not suppose to be a party!! Write to the LA sheriffs office too–www.lasd.org. They need to hear the outrage cause they let her out, not the judge.
Gordon | 6/7/2007, 8:01 pm EST
Bush steals the 2000 election, the unwarranted invasion of Iraq, Bush gets reelected in 2004 (God Help Us), the unforgivable federal response to the disaster that was Katrina, over 3000 of our boys dead in Iraq because of this idiot, the firing of 9 US attorneys because of political reasons and NOW THIS!
What a complete joke we must look like to the rest of the world! Everything we proclaim to stand for? America – slow but sure down the drain. SEND THAT BITCH BACK TO JAIL!!!
Unbelievable | 6/7/2007, 8:03 pm EST
Paris Hilton grow up and become famous for working hard not for being a classy hooker. The American Justice System has a lot to answer for, thank god Paris didn’t run over an innocent person. She always has that smug look on her face and it needs to be slapped away.
Reality TV | 6/7/2007, 8:04 pm EST
Coming this fall – a new reality TV series – find out which celeb can best Paris’ actual jail time served. Episode 1 – Britney. Episode 2 – Lindsay.
donna | 6/7/2007, 8:07 pm EST
Amen! I am ashamed to be an american with the kind of corrupt justice that this country has. If you are rich you can get away with anything. I’ve worked in the courts and it is true. Boycott anything related to Paris Hilton or her family!!!
yellowbird | 6/7/2007, 8:08 pm EST
Dear ParisHilton Fan – you are obviously as stupid a moron as Paris. I hope she crashes and burns (you too)
bobbi lynn | 6/7/2007, 8:09 pm EST
PARIS IS A JOKE, AND SO IS EVERYONE WHO SUPPORTS HER, INCLUDING THE LAWYER AND JUDGE WHO GOT HER OUT OF JAIL. PLEASE, MOTHERS, DON’T LET YOUR DAUGHTERS IDOLIZE THIS SPOILED GARBAGE.
bobbi lynn | 6/7/2007, 8:09 pm EST
PARIS IS A JOKE, AND SO IS EVERYONE WHO SUPPORTS HER, INCLUDING THE LAWYER AND JUDGE WHO GOT HER OUT OF JAIL. PLEASE, MOTHERS, DON’T LET YOUR DAUGHTERS IDOLIZE THIS SPOILED GARBAGE.
George Myers | 6/7/2007, 8:13 pm EST
Schwartzen-Swarkovski syndrome – A peculiar rash one gets from riding a Swarkovski studded chopper (a gift from LA bikers to her) while the High Command rides a Hog without a license. Very irritating…must be near a Segway. President Bush once had it and fell off his father’s.
Ruth | 6/7/2007, 8:15 pm EST
Boycott everything that is Hilton related
kirk | 6/7/2007, 8:19 pm EST
i agree with others–boycott hilton hotels! her parents are as much to blame as the sheriff that let her go.. last time i stayed at one i got bed bugs anyway.
brandy | 6/7/2007, 8:22 pm EST
if paris parents had taught her how to be responsible instead of how to be a spoiled BRAT maybe we would not have to worry about who she is going to kill next time she drinks and drives..i don’t think she has learned anything from all of this except how to manipulate the court system and win
janet | 6/7/2007, 8:26 pm EST
I have children and had told them this was an example of how money can’t get you out of breaking the law. Boy do I have mud on my face…as does our justice system. The prosecutor needs to send her back to jail and now!! This sends a terrible message to our youth. They are already too obsessed with material possessions and this only makes things harder for us parents. SEND HER BACK!!!!
leigh anne | 6/7/2007, 8:34 pm EST
Write to LA County Superior Court judge Michael Sauer because he is going to have a hearing in the morning about whether Paris should go back to prison or not. He is not the one that had her released–that was the Sheriff’s office–they went against the sentence that said no house arrest!
connie | 6/7/2007, 8:37 pm EST
Everyone has mental anxiety in prison–welcome to the real world. The Los Angeles Sheriffs Office is to blame and please write and call them to protest their disgusting behavior!! She is going to kill someone and everyone is forgetting this. Also, what message does this send to our young people??
Dan | 6/7/2007, 8:43 pm EST
It was the Sheriff`s department that let Paris go, thus overiding the judge`s order. The prosecuting city attorney has already filed a hearing for tomorrow to see what the hell is going on here.They might as well say it out loud at their next press conference, this country has a two tiered justice system,one for the rich & famous,and one for everybody else who can`t buy their way out.
ediddy | 6/7/2007, 8:47 pm EST
If you are going to boycott hilton hotels, make sure you boycott all of their brands. Hilton, Conrad, Coral by Hilton, Doubletree, Embassy Suites Hotels, Hampton Inn, Hampton Inn & Suites, Hilton Garden Inn, Hilton Grand Vacations, Homewood Suites by Hilton, and The Waldorf-Astoria Collection.
ediddy | 6/7/2007, 8:48 pm EST
If you are going to boycot hilton hotels, make sure you boycot all of their brands. Hilton, Conrad, Coral by Hilton, Doubletree, Embassy Suites Hotels, Hampton Inn, Hampton Inn & Suites, Hilton Garden Inn, Hilton Grand Vacations, Homewood Suites by Hilton, and The Waldorf-Astoria Collection.
connie | 6/7/2007, 8:53 pm EST
Sheriff Baca is responsible for all of this cause he went against the judge’s sentence. Call the sheriffs office at (323) 526-5541 and let them know that it is wrong to have one justice system for the average person and another for the rich and wreckless!
The Last Word | 6/7/2007, 8:59 pm EST
Whether you like it or not….I always believe in Karma. Karmically, she’s F^#ck’d….so relax and live your moral lives and do what is right for you! B/T/W, I hate Paris….what a tard!
EvilMulder666 | 6/7/2007, 8:59 pm EST
Pathetic, vapid whore.
lola | 6/7/2007, 9:00 pm EST
PARIS-ITE.
The justice department idiots in California could not even assign this skanky diva a community service sentence, like SHOVELING SHIT in the elephant cage at the local zoo. That would’ve sent a message and humiliated her more than 23 days, oops 3 days in jail. BOYCOTT HILTON
Jo | 6/7/2007, 9:09 pm EST
I live in Australia, and it seems that all around the world the people who can afford a chauffer driven car or at the very least a taxi are the ones who can get away with drink driving, speeding and drug charges.
There have been numerous Football stars, and other high profile people (even judges!) who have been let off so lightly for these crimes and they, Paris and other famous people are supposed to be role models for young people around the world. What B.S! No wonder the world is how it is!
Canuck | 6/7/2007, 9:09 pm EST
Now that it’s a fact that Paris is not in custody, what about her doing community service?!!!
Charlene KL, Malaysia | 6/7/2007, 9:11 pm EST
It may not even have been having a legal team who was able to find a loophole….it could have just been the fact that she has lots of money and she is a celebrity.
This is the real world – celebrities get it easy compared to us “normal” people and unless the Americans take real action, it will alwiz be the same.
What kind of punishment is it being in her posh home? Gosh that would be a holiday for the rest of us!
As a non-American, i am surprised by the results – i was praising the fact that there was minor differentiation and that even celebrities have to pay the price for their actions – and now, i take it back…
I dont think it is fair to the rest of the Americans – Paris got it easy and as long as she has her daddy and his money – she alwiz will.
America – will you do something right this time?
Lou | 6/7/2007, 9:12 pm EST
So, let me get this straight… In America, I can drink under the influence, get a warning, drink again. Stand trial and be sentenced to 45 days in jail. Get it reduced, and serve only 3 days ’cause I’m not well.
Wow, I’m going to have to apply for citizenship. Oh wait… never mind.. I’m not white and rich.
lisa m | 6/7/2007, 9:13 pm EST
I will admit that I too have faced the DWI issue in my life. I can tell you that NO exceptions were made on my behalf. I have accepted my punishment and understand the gravity of what a DWI consists of. I understood the concept of a “suspended license”. What part of that did Paris not get? Did she think that if she got caught, it wouldn’t warrant any punishment? Obviously. Let me say… that I paid my dues and certainly didn’t get any “special treatment” for any “medical condition” that I had. As a matter of fact, the jailers thought knew better than my doctor and pharmacist what was best for me in dispensing my medications. Did they release me because I was “devistated or upset for being there”? NO! I have a professional career and were given no special treatment.
Paris deserves her original sentence plus some for taking advantage of her status. TRUST ME…NOBODY WANTS TO BE THERE!!!
The Last Word | 6/7/2007, 9:15 pm EST
Community Service?!?! Now your talkin’ Tendinitis, Heat Exhaustion, Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, Lazy Labia Syndrome. Besides, she thought she already was doing community service by peek-a-booin’ some camel at Rehab
Eggs Benedict | 6/7/2007, 9:28 pm EST
Medical condition? Sure, we all saw her get genital herpes of the tonsils, her hemmeroids tucked in with a dildo and her ugly behind covered with some white fluid that could possibly make babies if left in the right place.
SEND HER BACK TO JAIL. FIND OUT WHO IS CROOKED AT THE LA SHERIFF’S DEPARTMENT !!!!!!!!!!
Capt. Howdy-NYC | 6/7/2007, 9:32 pm EST
Lazy Labia Syndrome-LOL-LMAO
Her Grampa Nicky beat the crap out of Liz Taylor. She is white trash. She would lower the prisoners down to her level..Put her on highway cleanup duty. Hard labor. Hard-on labor.
Capt. Howdy-NYC | 6/7/2007, 9:32 pm EST
Lazy Labia Syndrome-LOL-LMAO
Her Grampa Nicky beat the crap out of Liz Taylor. She is white trash. She would lower the prisoners down to her level..Put her on highway cleanup duty. Hard labor. Hard-on labor.
C | 6/7/2007, 9:33 pm EST
This is truly pathetic, it tells the whole world that if you are rich and famous you are above the laws of the land in the USA.
Any normal person who would have received Paris’ sentence and subsequently have developed some kind of a medical condition, rash or whatever, would presumably been sent to see a prison doctor, sent to a prison infirmary or to a hospital accompanied by a prison guard. I also suppose that if a ‘normal’ inmate didn’t like the food they’d just starve, sooner or later the inmate would suffer from ‘that missed meal syndrome’ and eventually find the food palatable!
SHAME ON THE SYSTEM, Lawyer’s, Judges, Psychologists, Prison Warden’s and whoever else that allowed Paris to go home. Oh but wait, she is not out of ‘CUSTODY’ at home in her million dollar mansion.
Shame on her parents for not teaching their daughter that she should be held accountable for her actions and be held to the same standards as anyone else sentenced for something like this.
C | 6/7/2007, 9:33 pm EST
This is truly pathetic, it tells the whole world that if you are rich and famous you are above the laws of the land in the USA.
Any normal person who would have received Paris’ sentence and subsequently have developed some kind of a medical condition, rash or whatever, would presumably been sent to see a prison doctor, sent to a prison infirmary or to a hospital accompanied by a prison guard. I also suppose that if a ‘normal’ inmate didn’t like the food they’d just starve, sooner or later the inmate would suffer from ‘that missed meal syndrome’ and eventually find the food palatable!
SHAME ON THE SYSTEM, Lawyer’s, Judges, Psychologists, Prison Warden’s and whoever else that allowed Paris to go home. Oh but wait, she is not out of ‘CUSTODY’ at home in her million dollar mansion.
Shame on her parents for not teaching their daughter that she should be held accountable for her actions and be held to the same standards as anyone else sentenced for something like this.
Jo | 6/7/2007, 9:36 pm EST
Maybe whoever let Paris out was offered a co-starring role in A Night In Paris 2.
Steve - NZ | 6/7/2007, 9:36 pm EST
Seeing that spoilt, stuck up, ugly piece of trash released from prison has ruined my week! I sincerely hope that the county sheriff sees sense and acknowledges the outcry this has caused by putting her back inside. Medical condition – my ass!!
Jo | 6/7/2007, 9:40 pm EST
I heard she went on a hunger strike, don’t you have to eat in the first place to go on a hunger strike? Liquid diets don’t count!
Bily Bob | 6/7/2007, 9:44 pm EST
I think Paris ought to be released into my custody. I’ll show that little beatch what street justice is all about. What a cooze!
L | 6/7/2007, 9:48 pm EST
It wasn’t a medical condition that she suffered from, it was the people who run the jail who came down with a case of free hilton resorts for life.
Anonymous | 6/7/2007, 9:50 pm EST
slutness
Jo | 6/7/2007, 9:52 pm EST
I just saw some pics of her supposed ‘rash’ on the news, it kinda looked like some sort of beard rash, I thought she was meant to be in a solitary cell cause she is so famous. Who in the justice system has a beard? He must be the one who let her out.
rm | 6/7/2007, 9:53 pm EST
we all knew she would do something to get out early but I did not realize it was that quick. I agree with silverman on the awards the other night maybe she did chip a tooth on the bars. there is your medical condition…haha
Skylar Bryson | 6/7/2007, 9:54 pm EST
As this story unfolds hopefully, the original judgement will be enforced. I don’t know what the sherrif’s problem is unless it is the big PAYOLA. And if that is true, than he should be fired.
As far as I know, being stupid is not actually known as a “medical condition.”
What the hell?
The Last Word | 6/7/2007, 9:56 pm EST
I think it went like this:
Warden: “alright…what is it now Paris?”
Paris: “my coochy hurts and I have a bad case of the farty’s”
Warden: “this is not gonna work…let’s get her outta here”
u can touch | 6/7/2007, 10:08 pm EST
Phil Spector – innocent
OJ Simpson – innocent
paris hilton – virgin
DOMINIQUELICIOUS | 6/7/2007, 10:22 pm EST
PARIS HILTON, U ROCK.
HATERS WOULD ALWAYS HATE ON YOU AND BIG MOUTH WILL ALWAYS BE A BIG MOUTH. IT’S ASHAME THAT PEOPLE CAN’T JUST LET GO ON CELEBRITIES MISTAKES. BIG MOUTH ARE NOTHING THAN JERKE WITH NOTHING ELSE TO DO THAN GO OUT AND BUG ON SOMEBODY BECAUSE THEY LOVE TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH. BIG MOUTH WOULD BE SICK IF THEY CAN’T MAKE THEMSELVES HEARD WHILE CELEBRITIES ARE NOT EVEN AWARE OF THOSE COMMENTS, DON’T GIVE A DAWM ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THINK…THEY HAVE MONEY, THEY BETTER THAN YOU AND YOU… YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A BIG ANONYMOUS BIG MOUTH HATER.
BE MAD ABOUT A CELEBRITY OOPS WON’T CHANGE A CRAP… WHY WAISTING YOUR TIME.
There's a booomb!!!! | 6/7/2007, 10:28 pm EST
Mommy, I don’t wanna go to school today… I wanna stay home and bake cookies with you!!!
Ahhnold | 6/7/2007, 10:33 pm EST
But you gotta admit. That has got to be the first mug shot in the history of mug shots that you can jerk-off to.
Digby | 6/7/2007, 10:33 pm EST
Hey everybody. You can go the the LA Sheriff web site and email them your feelings. Also, you can look up Paris Hilton and see her booking number. Mostly, everyone should let the Sheriff know how pleased we are. I am guessing a full email inbox might get noticed.
albert | 6/7/2007, 10:37 pm EST
paris hilton only suffers from rich brat syndrum. that is the only reason why she is out of jail.
ken | 6/7/2007, 11:15 pm EST
Her parents paid off Sheriff Baca and he should be fired immediately!!! This was planned on Sunday.
debi | 6/7/2007, 11:18 pm EST
What I don’t understand is why nobody is blaming the parents. They are the ones that paid the attorneys and sheriff to get her out of prison and the mom had the nerve to yell at the judge when there was a court date last month. And Barbara Walters is no saint in all of this either, she is actually good friends with the parents. Between this and the Rosie feud you can see that BW is not a very ethical person when it comes to right and wrong.
linda | 6/7/2007, 11:24 pm EST
Prison is suppose to cause anxiety so criminals don’t re-offend. If sheriffs released every single anxious prisoner the prisons would be empty. She played the sheriff and psychiatrist like the fools they are. Shame on all of you for being so dumb.
the doc | 6/7/2007, 11:28 pm EST
like Rick James said” cocaine’s a hell of a drug”. that’s her ailement.
thomas | 6/7/2007, 11:28 pm EST
For those that want her back in prison write or call Judge Michael Sauer. He is the Los Angeles County Superior Court judge hearing the case Friday morning at 9 AM.
niki | 6/7/2007, 11:33 pm EST
if you want email addresses to people who can get her back in prison
heather | 6/7/2007, 11:37 pm EST
I’ve had to stay inside for several weeks before and doing that in a 2 million mansion with all my friends, computer, tv, catered food, servants, cell phone, and sex toys would be a real LUXURY and not at all a punishment. Welcome to our justice system, a complete joke!!
tina | 6/7/2007, 11:48 pm EST
the rules sure are differnet for the rich celebs in this country aren’t they? we are raising our children to believ that money is everything….a really sad state of affairs
david c | 6/8/2007, 12:00 am EST
If I didn’t know any better, I’d say that rich people get preferential treatment from our “supposed” justice system. I sure hope Paris gets to feeling better though. She probably just needs to throw a getting outta jail party and have a good stiff drink.
meierjr | 6/8/2007, 12:04 am EST
her problem is: too much money, too much idle time and not enough inside that pretty little head of hers
jeff | 6/8/2007, 12:42 am EST
intergalactic space herpes
C.B. | 6/8/2007, 12:51 am EST
PARIS – “Excuse me, um…Sheriff?”
SHERIFF – “What Paris?”
PARIS – “I have a tickle in the very deepest part of my throat…Do you know of anything I can scratch it with?”
Get the picture?
El_Bluto | 6/8/2007, 2:17 am EST
It’s probably a serious condition that only drinking and driving could fix
Spencer | 6/8/2007, 3:43 am EST
cold sore
Another DUI girl's mom | 6/8/2007, 4:35 am EST
Whatever her affliction is, the minute it’s made public, my daughter and every other girl in a California jail spending time for DUI or failure to appear is going to come down with it – immediately. Lawyer’s…get your suits pressed.
Sandy | 6/8/2007, 6:21 am EST
I’m guessing her “ailment” might be that after having the frickin cell phone surgically removed from her ear, her balance was off. She probably fell and cracked her empty head open. I never expected she’d serve her sentence – rich people have different rules. But I assumed they’d use the “overcrowding” excuse. (Overcrowded with normal people who can’t buy their way out.) I think she should go back, and start the entire sentence over.
Bridget | 6/8/2007, 6:32 am EST
Seriously put some hydrocotisone on it and quit bellyaching.
Bridget | 6/8/2007, 6:33 am EST
Seriously put some hydrocotisone on it and quit bellyaching.
Grasshopper | 6/8/2007, 6:51 am EST
I guess when you´re named after a hotel it´s no big surprise that you´ll grow up thinking it´s normal to have a new customer in your bed every night, empty every minibar in sight and offer bad porn to the world… Medical condition ? If she thinks she´s a hotel I guess it´s probably bedbugs.
LINDA | 6/8/2007, 7:31 am EST
Paris has a mental condition from being stuck with herself 24/7 x 3 and no alcohol in sight to deal with it! Now she knows how us
POOR PEOPLE feel having to her about her all the time!!!!!
trudy | 6/8/2007, 7:52 am EST
I can’t even believe this. I’m dumbfounded; as if her just being famous and having to look at her smug bird face wasn’t enough, now we have to watch as the justice system bows at her untalented feet. As Rufus Wainwright so rightly put it, “I’m so tired of you, America”
ck | 6/8/2007, 7:57 am EST
I’m sure her Herpes flaired up due to all the stress and lack of care she has given to herself since being sentenced. They probably released her due to her parent’s persistent pressure on the country legal officials. Money does have influence. It’s a shame, because she should have served her sentence out in full. It would be nice if she learned her lesson and really trully changes her ways. The best thing she could do right now is to disappear into hiding forever.
love strokes | 6/8/2007, 9:09 am EST
im sure it was something along the lines of a nosebleed from snorting all that coke
keep that hoe in the slammer!
Paris Hellton | 6/8/2007, 9:23 am EST
SendParisback.com
She needs to go back to jail.
wildeyedandfree | 6/8/2007, 9:49 am EST
I think it is a rare condition. It is
hard work being a Twat Waffle 24/7.
She manages rather well. With being an heiress and all. Couldn’t handle all the bulldyke lesbian Coozeguzzlers wanting to lick her tasty treats maybe? In any event she will stay at home and plan her next stunt and the world will continue to love and hate her.
APL | 6/8/2007, 10:02 am EST
She probably had a mental breakdown. Simple.
She should do her time just like anyone else would have to, and she’s not my favorite person…but people are just being so mean about this.
I can’t imagine what it would be like to have this much talk of this kind all over the place.
I never thought I’d say I feel sorry for her but I do.
What's become of America | 6/8/2007, 10:11 am EST
Nothing some penicillin and a bitch slap upside the head couldn’t fix. Eh…who am I kidding, the dumbass is hopeless. Can we export her out of the country? The fact that our justice system gets played by the likes of this broad just reiterates how sad things have become. No double standard…my ass.
phil | 6/8/2007, 10:52 am EST
you know, there literally is such a thing as narcissism disorder…for real.
Not that it would get someone out of jail free, but it’s fascinating that someone can be so narcissistic they really can’t function.
My real theory, though, is that she had to have her stomach pumped a al Richard Gere, Rod Stewart, etc. of urban legend.
Lou | 6/8/2007, 12:05 pm EST
Taintus Chafficus
JayGee | 6/8/2007, 12:38 pm EST
Shes not getting her daily requirement of hot meat injections.
press release | 6/8/2007, 1:16 pm EST
Paris suffered like the justice system form IBS.. IRRiTABLE BOWEL SYNDROME they are all full of it… what did you expect from a system that makes the rich richer and the poor keep them in a life style that they want. I commend her if it works. Stop and think if we were in her shoes and they told us we could leave would we? Or would we fight it and say no Im not going home to my life of luxury?
Al | 6/8/2007, 2:32 pm EST
anal leakage
Jack | 6/8/2007, 4:03 pm EST
Without her cellular phone, a TV or mirrors in the jail cell, she was suffering acute boredom. When someone suggested she read a book, she had a meltdown.
Maggie | 6/8/2007, 4:08 pm EST
Yes! She’s back in the big house!
ToolRule | 6/8/2007, 4:37 pm EST
In jail, out of jail, either way I hate that spoiled rotten little whore!
JimKaml | 6/8/2007, 4:42 pm EST
Meanwhile some of our best and brightest are being blown to bits in Iraq-What a fucked up world we live in!
Paris stay sober | 6/8/2007, 5:17 pm EST
Annoying rich girl alcoholic
D. Murray | 6/8/2007, 6:21 pm EST
shes blonde thats her condition
Candi | 6/8/2007, 10:31 pm EST
What medical condition? Apparently it didn’t affect her coke and alchol addiction. She has some nerve!
"SPEC-ta-TOR" | 6/8/2007, 10:47 pm EST
Paris’s punishment should be a repentive learning experience.
HOW ABOUT JUST SPENDING A WEEKEND WITH PHIL AT “THE CASTLE”?
ANNETTE | 6/9/2007, 9:23 am EST
I THINK I’M IN SHOCK!!!! THIS IS WHAT IT’S COME DOWN TOO, WE CALL RIGHT WRONG AND WRONG RIGHT. WE LIVE IN A TIME WHERE FOR THE RIGHT PRICE EVEN JUSTICE CAN BE BOUGHT AND PERVERTED.
THIS IS FOR YOU CATHY HILTON. I HAVE A 17 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER THAT WE ARE TRYING TO RAISE WITH PRINCIPLES AND MORALS AND VALUES (NOT SURE IF THESE WORDS MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU OR NOT),AND SHE ALREADY KNOWS FROM YOUNG–YOU DO THE CRIME, YOU SERVE THE TIME. yOU OBVIOUSLY STILL HAVE SOME SORT OF INFLUENCE IN YOUR DAUGHTER’S LIFE, WHY DON’T YOU TRY TEACHING HER ABOUT REAL LIFE AND HOW THE AVERAGE JOE, YOU KNOW PEOPLE THAT DON’T HAVE MILLIONS HAVE TO WORK, SERVE JAIL SENTENCES WHEN WE BREAK THE LAW, SOME PEOPLE TAKE THE BUS TO WORK AND SCHOOL ,AND MORE TIMES THAN NOT, HAVE TO WAIT FOR A GOOD SALE JUST TO GET EVERY DAY NECESSITIES. SEEMS TO ME YOUR MONEY HAS BECOME MORE OF A CURSE THAN ANYTHING ELSE. WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO SACRIFICE MRS. CATHY HILTON TO MAKE SURE THE LEGACY YOU LEAVE BEHIND IS NOT ONE OF DISGRACE. TELL YOU WHAT, SLEEP ON THAT TONIGHT. I HOPE YOU CAN HELP YOUR DAUGHTER HELP HERSELF. YOU STILL HAVE THAT POWER, THAT INFLUENCE. ONE LAST THING—- NICOLE,LINDSEY,BRITNEY,PARIS NOT A GOOD COMBINATION, IT SPELLS RECIPE FOR DISASTER, THE BLIND LEADING THE BLIND. I HOPE YOU GET A CHANCE TO READ EVERY COMMENT LEFT HERE ON THIS SIGHT, YOU JUST MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING.
Charo | 6/10/2007, 8:19 pm EST
Paris is the biggest narcissist in the entire world. She’s spent her life posing for cameras, loving herself to death. Now she says stop paying attention.. Well Paris you wanted our attention and you’ve got it. We’re all looking at you now. By the way we’ve been laughing at you all along.
boat bvi charter crewed sail | 8/10/2007, 1:18 pm EST
I haven’t gotten anything done today. My life’s been dull today, but shrug. I can’t be bothered with anything recently, but oh well. I’ve just been sitting around doing nothing. What can I say? So it goes.
book chaffey college store | 8/12/2007, 7:18 pm EST
Vegetarianism is bad, is not bad for your health
new edition candy girl | 8/14/2007, 8:13 am EST
Needle exchange programs help to prevent
zoe met art | 8/16/2007, 7:17 am EST
More or less nothing seems important. I’ve just been letting everything happen without me recently. I can’t be bothered with anything recently, but such is life. My life’s been generally bland today. Not much on my mind these days, but eh.
designer kid bedroom | 8/20/2007, 12:09 am EST
Live with your lover before getting married
homer simpsons dad | 8/22/2007, 1:05 am EST
Males should be allowed to go shirtless at home only – Or vary with places for another persuasive speech topic
ford detroit locker | 8/23/2007, 5:56 am EST
We are killing the rainforest
bed frame poster | 8/26/2007, 12:09 am EST
Sex offenders should be, should not be castrated
accept card master visa | 8/28/2007, 5:44 am EST
My life’s been basically boring recently. I’ve basically been doing nothing to speak of. That’s how it is. I just don’t have much to say recently. Oh well.
16x20 frame poster | 8/29/2007, 7:13 am EST
My life’s been completely unremarkable recently. I haven’t been up to anything. I just don’t have much to say. I’ve just been letting everything pass me by. Shrug. I don’t care.
breakdown | 8/31/2007, 11:49 pm EST
People should be allowed to go naked in certain recreational areas only
basic | 9/7/2007, 1:44 am EST
People are less moral than 30 years ago
defensethreatreductionagency | 9/15/2007, 10:51 am EST
People should be allowed to go naked in certain recreational areas only
cam girl live | 9/23/2007, 12:30 am EST
Parents have no right in spanking you – Or do they? That could be another persuasive speech topic
ann | 10/7/2007, 1:52 am EST
Vanity is not a valid reason for cosmetic plastic surgery

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