
This morning we heard a completely unsubstantiated but nonetheless entertaining rumor: Simon Cowell is the only current judge returning for next year’s season of American Idol and he will be joined by Britney Spears on the judging panel. The ludicrousness of this suggestion got us thinking about what other moronic/entertaining replacements for Paula and Randy we could think of. Courtney Love came to mind, but someone else already thought of that one.
American Idol: Pick Your Own Judges
6/6/07, 3:07 pm EST
Comments
no one | 1/5/2009, 9:32 am EST
u guys dont know crap
nate | 6/30/2007, 4:11 pm EST
I think Paula Abdul was never a good fit for American Idol in the first place! She’s had only 6 #1’s and she can’t sing at all. She just knew how to dance, so that’s how she became famous. So, at least Britney Spears has the same level of expertise as her. As for an alternate for Paula, I think Mariah Carey or Whitney Houston should be the lady judges. They both have set the standard for pop and R & B. Mariah Carey has had 17 #1’s. That means she’s had the same number as Elvis! If she isn’t a candidate for the job who is? If Whitney got the spot it could be her comeback. As for a replacement for Randy, I think Bono would be the perfect candidate. Another great contender would be Michael Jackson.
Grasshopper | 6/8/2007, 7:37 am EST
Now what I´d like to see is Paula Abdul, Ozzy and Keith Richards together; then we could have an audience contest each week, guessing what the hell they actually said…
IN | 6/8/2007, 7:16 am EST
these shows are only at their best when they show the funny parts. otherwise it’s a waste of time
Jeff | 6/7/2007, 11:40 pm EST
Lauryn Hill & Don Imus
LOL | 6/7/2007, 8:41 pm EST
VICTOR WOOTEN!
r from r | 6/7/2007, 4:49 pm EST
Whoever it is, they’d better be deaf and blind to sit through all those third-rate lounge acts (and I’m talking about the finalists)…
IDOL IS FOR PUSSIES | 6/7/2007, 1:37 pm EST
Dienda Disdick &
Annita Bonghit
IDOL IS FOR PUSSIES | 6/7/2007, 1:37 pm EST
Dienda Disdick &
Annita Bonghit
IDOL IS FOR PUSSIES | 6/7/2007, 1:37 pm EST
Dienda Disdick &
Annita Bonghit
Dorf | 6/7/2007, 11:38 am EST
The Donald and Paris
susan | 6/7/2007, 11:20 am EST
I want to see Cher and Rosie O’Donnel with Simon. That would be fun.
DON VITO | 6/7/2007, 11:18 am EST
REGIS AND KELLY!
DON VITO | 6/7/2007, 11:18 am EST
REGIS AND KELLY!
Kyle | 6/7/2007, 11:07 am EST
I thought LuLu was a great guest judge this season! If Paula was replaced I think she’d be perfect! However crazy Paula gets, I’d still like her to stay around for the sake of keeping this winning formula the same.
TJ | 6/7/2007, 11:06 am EST
Simon Cowell, Britney Spears and Scott Stapp.
C’mon, tell me you wouldn’t tune in to watch those three tell contestants they suck.
danny gans | 6/7/2007, 10:08 am EST
Paul McCartney and Olivia Newton John
Ed Vedder | 6/7/2007, 8:48 am EST
Boy George and Right Said Fred
CAPTAIN NEPTUNE | 6/7/2007, 6:38 am EST
OZZY OSBOURNE,CAUSE HE’S THE GREATEST ROCK SINGER OF ALL TIME AND MIRANDA LAMBERT CAUSE SHE IS SO HOT AND HAS A SEXY VOICE.THAT WAY YOU HAVE HUMOR FROM OZZY AND GREAT EYECANDY FROM MIRANDA !!!
christa | 6/7/2007, 4:30 am EST
well like any show when you start changing characters you loose ratings american idol will not be the same without paula and randy.. futher more…. i dont even respect anything brittany has to say let alone critise someone else
cryptid | 6/7/2007, 4:25 am EST
rick astley and sheila e.
Tudster... | 6/7/2007, 3:35 am EST
to reply to a comment below, ODB is dead.
How about the judges be Marilyn Manson and Alanis…hmm?
Mike | 6/7/2007, 12:09 am EST
Rob Zombie and Snoop Dogg (Snoop has to be high at all times)
or
DJ Paul and Juicy J from Three 6 Mafia
or
Dean and Gene Ween
or
Bjork and Josh Homme
or
Ape and Phil
Shakezula | 6/6/2007, 11:17 pm EST
Robert Pollard is actually a GREAT suggestion. Realistically, Whitney Houston might not be too bad. I also think Mike Love - just to throw ‘em a curveball.
Joey Edizel | 6/6/2007, 9:31 pm EST
Tunde Adebimpe, Tom Waits, and Debbie Harry.
Mary Newlon | 6/6/2007, 9:06 pm EST
Real professionals would be
nice…..some who would add
class and real successful
experience to the “bench”.
Some who would have the res-
pect of most of the listening
audience. These three are
really not good….Mary Newlon
jill hives | 6/6/2007, 7:16 pm EST
tom waits and jonathan richman
AHA | 6/6/2007, 6:48 pm EST
Why can’t we just not replace them ad take this crap off the air?
boris | 6/6/2007, 6:40 pm EST
Wyclef & cyndi Lauper
would be hot
tommy | 6/6/2007, 6:27 pm EST
Borat and Michael Jackson
stevetothepast | 6/6/2007, 6:24 pm EST
marilyn manson and Sanjaya
MusicalJenius | 6/6/2007, 6:00 pm EST
Phil Spector & Cyndi Lauper
Heart | 6/6/2007, 5:56 pm EST
How about Janet Jackson (now that her ex-choreographer is leaving) and Carlos Santana? Or….Dr. Dre and Natalie Imbruglia? Point being…diverse, ability to recognize ‘talent’, universal appeal and balance. AND PLEASE don’t have ‘guest judges’. No vested interest there!
Dr. Love | 6/6/2007, 5:51 pm EST
Replace Paula with Ozzy. You can’t understand a thing either one says. Ozzy next to Simon? Priceless!
Dr. Love | 6/6/2007, 5:51 pm EST
Replace Paula with Ozzy. You can’t understand a thing either one says. Ozzy next to Simon? Priceless!
Søren | 6/6/2007, 5:49 pm EST
I wanna see Axl Rose and Christina Aguilera
Glen | 6/6/2007, 5:44 pm EST
how about somebody with some damn talent…let’s go with Ronnie James Dio & Wyclef Jean
Glen | 6/6/2007, 5:43 pm EST
how about somebody with some damn talent…let’s go with Ronnie James Dio & Wyclef Jean
teddy miller | 6/6/2007, 5:41 pm EST
listen to barak
DON VITO | 6/6/2007, 5:39 pm EST
how about bam and the guy from HIM
Jeff | 6/6/2007, 5:28 pm EST
Josh Homme and Lauryn Hill
Anonymous | 6/6/2007, 5:26 pm EST
listen to barak
Anonymous | 6/6/2007, 5:26 pm EST
listen to barak
dylan | 6/6/2007, 5:25 pm EST
how about a rocker like say maybe ozzy or steven tyler and then some country chick like maybe martina mcbride so theyll have pop country and rock on the judge panel and not just talentless pop stars
ray bob | 6/6/2007, 5:06 pm EST
she could be a good judge of hair.
Nikkidoo | 6/6/2007, 4:59 pm EST
What does Britney know about talent, other than she doesn’t have any?
barak | 6/6/2007, 4:58 pm EST
George W. Bush and Hillary Clinton, both of whom will need a new gig in a year.
ned | 6/6/2007, 4:56 pm EST
Courtney Love and Gene Simmons.
DON VITO | 6/6/2007, 4:49 pm EST
how about ape and Phil?
The immortal shame | 6/6/2007, 4:33 pm EST
How about ODB and say….Cher?
chasingheathercrazy | 6/6/2007, 4:30 pm EST
Robert Pollard
crystal | 6/6/2007, 4:27 pm EST
Whitney Houston definitely needs to do this. I can see her asking all the contestants to sit on her lap every time Simon tells them they suck and saying “It’s ok baby, mama says it’s gonna be all right!”
Neds Fresh Sister. | 6/6/2007, 4:20 pm EST
Rita MacNeil and Yoko ONo
LT | 6/6/2007, 3:51 pm EST
Find out wher Mark Hollis has been hiding and drag him out.
Tim | 6/6/2007, 3:45 pm EST
Imagine Whitney Houston and Brittany on the same panel with Simon. It’d be classic.

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