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American Idol: Pick Your Own Judges

6/6/07, 3:07 pm EST

American Idol
This morning we heard a completely unsubstantiated but nonetheless entertaining rumor: Simon Cowell is the only current judge returning for next year’s season of American Idol and he will be joined by Britney Spears on the judging panel. The ludicrousness of this suggestion got us thinking about what other moronic/entertaining replacements for Paula and Randy we could think of. Courtney Love came to mind, but someone else already thought of that one.


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no one | 1/5/2009, 9:32 am EST

u guys dont know crap

nate | 6/30/2007, 4:11 pm EST

I think Paula Abdul was never a good fit for American Idol in the first place! She’s had only 6 #1’s and she can’t sing at all. She just knew how to dance, so that’s how she became famous. So, at least Britney Spears has the same level of expertise as her. As for an alternate for Paula, I think Mariah Carey or Whitney Houston should be the lady judges. They both have set the standard for pop and R & B. Mariah Carey has had 17 #1’s. That means she’s had the same number as Elvis! If she isn’t a candidate for the job who is? If Whitney got the spot it could be her comeback. As for a replacement for Randy, I think Bono would be the perfect candidate. Another great contender would be Michael Jackson.

Grasshopper | 6/8/2007, 7:37 am EST

Now what I´d like to see is Paula Abdul, Ozzy and Keith Richards together; then we could have an audience contest each week, guessing what the hell they actually said…

IN | 6/8/2007, 7:16 am EST

these shows are only at their best when they show the funny parts. otherwise it’s a waste of time

Jeff | 6/7/2007, 11:40 pm EST

Lauryn Hill & Don Imus

LOL | 6/7/2007, 8:41 pm EST

VICTOR WOOTEN!

r from r | 6/7/2007, 4:49 pm EST

Whoever it is, they’d better be deaf and blind to sit through all those third-rate lounge acts (and I’m talking about the finalists)…

IDOL IS FOR PUSSIES | 6/7/2007, 1:37 pm EST

Dienda Disdick &
Annita Bonghit

IDOL IS FOR PUSSIES | 6/7/2007, 1:37 pm EST

Dienda Disdick &
Annita Bonghit

IDOL IS FOR PUSSIES | 6/7/2007, 1:37 pm EST

Dienda Disdick &
Annita Bonghit

Dorf | 6/7/2007, 11:38 am EST

The Donald and Paris

susan | 6/7/2007, 11:20 am EST

I want to see Cher and Rosie O’Donnel with Simon. That would be fun.

DON VITO | 6/7/2007, 11:18 am EST

REGIS AND KELLY!

DON VITO | 6/7/2007, 11:18 am EST

REGIS AND KELLY!

Kyle | 6/7/2007, 11:07 am EST

I thought LuLu was a great guest judge this season! If Paula was replaced I think she’d be perfect! However crazy Paula gets, I’d still like her to stay around for the sake of keeping this winning formula the same.

TJ | 6/7/2007, 11:06 am EST

Simon Cowell, Britney Spears and Scott Stapp.

C’mon, tell me you wouldn’t tune in to watch those three tell contestants they suck.

danny gans | 6/7/2007, 10:08 am EST

Paul McCartney and Olivia Newton John

Ed Vedder | 6/7/2007, 8:48 am EST

Boy George and Right Said Fred

CAPTAIN NEPTUNE | 6/7/2007, 6:38 am EST

OZZY OSBOURNE,CAUSE HE’S THE GREATEST ROCK SINGER OF ALL TIME AND MIRANDA LAMBERT CAUSE SHE IS SO HOT AND HAS A SEXY VOICE.THAT WAY YOU HAVE HUMOR FROM OZZY AND GREAT EYECANDY FROM MIRANDA !!!

christa | 6/7/2007, 4:30 am EST

well like any show when you start changing characters you loose ratings american idol will not be the same without paula and randy.. futher more…. i dont even respect anything brittany has to say let alone critise someone else

cryptid | 6/7/2007, 4:25 am EST

rick astley and sheila e.

Tudster... | 6/7/2007, 3:35 am EST

to reply to a comment below, ODB is dead.
How about the judges be Marilyn Manson and Alanis…hmm?

Mike | 6/7/2007, 12:09 am EST

Rob Zombie and Snoop Dogg (Snoop has to be high at all times)
or
DJ Paul and Juicy J from Three 6 Mafia
or
Dean and Gene Ween
or
Bjork and Josh Homme
or
Ape and Phil

Shakezula | 6/6/2007, 11:17 pm EST

Robert Pollard is actually a GREAT suggestion. Realistically, Whitney Houston might not be too bad. I also think Mike Love - just to throw ‘em a curveball.

Joey Edizel | 6/6/2007, 9:31 pm EST

Tunde Adebimpe, Tom Waits, and Debbie Harry.

Mary Newlon | 6/6/2007, 9:06 pm EST

Real professionals would be
nice…..some who would add
class and real successful
experience to the “bench”.
Some who would have the res-
pect of most of the listening
audience. These three are
really not good….Mary Newlon

jill hives | 6/6/2007, 7:16 pm EST

tom waits and jonathan richman

AHA | 6/6/2007, 6:48 pm EST

Why can’t we just not replace them ad take this crap off the air?

boris | 6/6/2007, 6:40 pm EST

Wyclef & cyndi Lauper
would be hot

tommy | 6/6/2007, 6:27 pm EST

Borat and Michael Jackson

stevetothepast | 6/6/2007, 6:24 pm EST

marilyn manson and Sanjaya

MusicalJenius | 6/6/2007, 6:00 pm EST

Phil Spector & Cyndi Lauper

Heart | 6/6/2007, 5:56 pm EST

How about Janet Jackson (now that her ex-choreographer is leaving) and Carlos Santana? Or….Dr. Dre and Natalie Imbruglia? Point being…diverse, ability to recognize ‘talent’, universal appeal and balance. AND PLEASE don’t have ‘guest judges’. No vested interest there!

Dr. Love | 6/6/2007, 5:51 pm EST

Replace Paula with Ozzy. You can’t understand a thing either one says. Ozzy next to Simon? Priceless!

Dr. Love | 6/6/2007, 5:51 pm EST

Replace Paula with Ozzy. You can’t understand a thing either one says. Ozzy next to Simon? Priceless!

Søren | 6/6/2007, 5:49 pm EST

I wanna see Axl Rose and Christina Aguilera

Glen | 6/6/2007, 5:44 pm EST

how about somebody with some damn talent…let’s go with Ronnie James Dio & Wyclef Jean

Glen | 6/6/2007, 5:43 pm EST

how about somebody with some damn talent…let’s go with Ronnie James Dio & Wyclef Jean

teddy miller | 6/6/2007, 5:41 pm EST

listen to barak

DON VITO | 6/6/2007, 5:39 pm EST

how about bam and the guy from HIM

Jeff | 6/6/2007, 5:28 pm EST

Josh Homme and Lauryn Hill

Anonymous | 6/6/2007, 5:26 pm EST

listen to barak

Anonymous | 6/6/2007, 5:26 pm EST

listen to barak

dylan | 6/6/2007, 5:25 pm EST

how about a rocker like say maybe ozzy or steven tyler and then some country chick like maybe martina mcbride so theyll have pop country and rock on the judge panel and not just talentless pop stars

ray bob | 6/6/2007, 5:06 pm EST

she could be a good judge of hair.

Nikkidoo | 6/6/2007, 4:59 pm EST

What does Britney know about talent, other than she doesn’t have any?

barak | 6/6/2007, 4:58 pm EST

George W. Bush and Hillary Clinton, both of whom will need a new gig in a year.

ned | 6/6/2007, 4:56 pm EST

Courtney Love and Gene Simmons.

DON VITO | 6/6/2007, 4:49 pm EST

how about ape and Phil?

The immortal shame | 6/6/2007, 4:33 pm EST

How about ODB and say….Cher?

chasingheathercrazy | 6/6/2007, 4:30 pm EST

Robert Pollard

crystal | 6/6/2007, 4:27 pm EST

Whitney Houston definitely needs to do this. I can see her asking all the contestants to sit on her lap every time Simon tells them they suck and saying “It’s ok baby, mama says it’s gonna be all right!”

Neds Fresh Sister. | 6/6/2007, 4:20 pm EST

Rita MacNeil and Yoko ONo

LT | 6/6/2007, 3:51 pm EST

Find out wher Mark Hollis has been hiding and drag him out.

Tim | 6/6/2007, 3:45 pm EST

Imagine Whitney Houston and Brittany on the same panel with Simon. It’d be classic.

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