BTW, when I’m not blowing goats, I rant about celebrities I’m jealous of.

I don’t care.

Paris should not only be in jail she should have to serve her entire term in general population. She does not deserve special treatment/protection. She should get a reality check. As is she will spend twenty odd days in a private cell and she will come out as obnoxious as she went in. This is a sad story indeed.
All of the people that support her I would encourage you to try to change my mind about this. I like feeble minded excuses for feeble minded celebs that feel they are better than everyone else.

Paris should not be in jail, certainly not while people like Bush/Cheney/Rove are still running around free. This is what you call a REAL double standard.

However, the good news is that before this month is over you will find that Midas Hilton has once again turned an ugly situation to her advantage.

Jail will not diminish her grace.

Tinkerbell bowwow is prettier

Word Big Nate! Indeed this is something to be reported in the news.. The big collabo, true service to music and rock and roll. real punk rock..

Word Big Nate! Indeed this is something to be reported in the news.. The big collabo, true service to music and rock and roll. real punk rock..

Word Big Nate! Indeed this is something to be reported in the news.. The big collabo, true service to music and rock and roll. real punk rock..

Word Big Nate! Indeed this is something to be reported in the news.. The big collabo, true service to music and rock and roll. real punk rock..

I’ve seen people in lame “Free Paris” shirts in the past few days, and wanted to

a) smack them
b) tell them that it was funny enough that I would have bought one once, and it’s mostly because I think Winona Ryder is beautiful
c) both.

Seriously, has our society reached a new low?

i miss u already paris!!
i love you!

pete and ash are a perfect match. This talentless couple will breed and give rise to the new generation of talentless musicians. Super talentless musicians if you will, with enhanced ability to lip syncing to songs written by studio producers and heightened ability to make music videos to compensate for actual music. These next gen artists will rise and earn multiplatinum success including a number one single before fading away into obscurity and then going on to become a mtv reality show icon.

California Dreamin’: The True Story of the the Mamas and the Papas

There are NEVER enough bad music biopics

My personal faves:

Hysteria: The Def Lepard Story (Anthony Michael Hall as Mutt Lang
The Jacksons: An American Dream (I get Chills during the speach from the Victory concert)
The Beach Boys: An American Family (where Murray takes out his fake eye to scare a young Brian)
Two Of Us - Paul McCartney shows up at John Lennons door and they consider going to Saturday Night Live
2 Legit: The MC Hammer Story

free issues

it would be so funny if she became some white trash prisoners bitch. Then, when she comes out of jail, her lesbionic experience will have made her “see god” , and she becomes a born again christian, then lindsay will follow,and it will be the new trend in LA.

wow. these are some great news. when someone’s not going to jail, they are about to enter rehab.

Hooray! The streets will be slut free for atleast 23 days!

Ah Pete Wentz is such an authentic rock and roller. First dating Ashlee Simpson and now appearing on her record. How f’ing rock and roll is that!!

Paris Hilton in prison gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside… like the world has awoken after a really good nights sleep on the morning after the day of a really bad hangover. Ahhhh….

Hope paris hilton rots in jail anyway.
Why did Pete Wentz went so low? One thing is screwin’ her, the other is making songs for her, she’s stupid and a pouser. You have no street credit man.
Give it up for MARTIN.
Rest in peace, John. (now that your band is famous, hope you can).
Dee… you are The Ruff Ryder.

david is a giant douche

hey! if,god forbid, the pete/ashlee thing were to ever end, who will keep all the hoodies?

“After enduring a series of jokes make at her expense at the MTV Movie Awards…”

Please review this comment for errors and resubmit. (It’s the very first sentence of your morning news report, so it shouldn’t be too tough to find.)

I am a giant douche!

I bet Paris didn’t get half the jokes at the awards ceremony. But that’s okay, as I also bet that only 10% were funny, anyway…

Finally Ra Ra Riot gets a bit of closure.

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are dating? At least they’re keeping all that suck in one place…

A doc on the last couple years of the Stones? Yawn. Come on, guys! Release ‘Cocksucker Blues’!

Kathy Bates would make a great Mama Cass.

Darrin Dean is soooo fucked. 1 and a 1/2 kilo of blow and a handgun? Try to use some voodoo to get Johnnie Cochran back from the dead, pal…

voodoo is almost real: www.abandonedstation.com

cartels band in a bubble burst?
Strangely enough, I was humming the old Phil Collins’ song “I Wish It Would Rain Down” all day today at work. Great tune. Real classic. I’m convinced Phil and I share some sort of psychic wavelength, because tonight it did, indeed, rain; so hard, in fact, that the Bubble’s front wall SHATTERED, sending an arsenal of glass and rainwater into the Bubble.

Now, there are two things I despise: Rain, and cold. But there are two things I love: Disaster (only if people and/or kittens remain unharmed), and you, my dear readers. Actually, I love Cartel, too, so yeah, three things I love. Wait, one more thing I despise: Rain. Oh, I said that one already. In any event, if I have done my math correctly, which I probably didn’t because my brain is still (pun intended) mind-numbingly frozen, that’s two despised and three beloved things.

cartels band in a bubble burst?
Strangely enough, I was humming the old Phil Collins’ song “I Wish It Would Rain Down” all day today at work. Great tune. Real classic. I’m convinced Phil and I share some sort of psychic wavelength, because tonight it did, indeed, rain; so hard, in fact, that the Bubble’s front wall SHATTERED, sending an arsenal of glass and rainwater into the Bubble.

Now, there are two things I despise: Rain, and cold. But there are two things I love: Disaster (only if people and/or kittens remain unharmed), and you, my dear readers. Actually, I love Cartel, too, so yeah, three things I love. Wait, one more thing I despise: Rain. Oh, I said that one already. In any event, if I have done my math correctly, which I probably didn’t because my brain is still (pun intended) mind-numbingly frozen, that’s two despised and three beloved things.