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Inside Michael Jackson’s Wacko Vegas Fire Sale

5/31/07, 6:18 pm EST

Michael Jackson’s random crap has, much like the pop star himself, been biding its time in Las Vegas since late last year, arriving in Sin City by way of a bizarre and circuitous path that included courts and controversy. Jackson no longer owns the boxes of clothing, documents, pictures and toys that are being auctioned off at the Hard Rock Hotel, but a legion of fans were lined up early to see this mountain of memorabilia from the Gloved One’s past. Nineteen-year-old Rachel Regner came from all the way from Texas just to witness the stash firsthand, and was there when the doors opened. “I would never buy any of this,” she says. “It belongs to Michael.” Right or wrong, everything from Jackson’s MTV Moonman for “We Are the World” to his gold record for Off the Wall were up for grabs. But these were the highlights — many of the items for sale were not nearly so glamorous. Below, an exclusive report back in time through of the weirdest reign in the kingdom of pop.

  • Who could forget our Simian friend Bubbles from back in the day? Lot item 129 appears to be some lucky German Shepherd’s souvenir photo with the famous ape. It’s even signed! B.J. = Bubbles Jackson. Why, what’d you think it stood for?

  • Neverland Ranch really was the happiest place in the world, due in no small part to these essential party-time accessories. Who’s spirits wouldn’t be lifted by a custom Neverland visor and coloring book?
  • When folks think Norman Rockwell, they think ruddy-cheeked boys and girls, apple-pie, soda jerks and other wholesome American relics from the innocent days of yore. Or, in some cases, they think porn. Who are we to judge?
  • Joe Jackson called, and he wants his Rolodex back. Know why? Cause it took him two weeks to track down your number in order to call and ask for his Rolodex back!
  • ‘Member when MJ’s hair caught fire while he filmed that Pepsi commercial back in 1984? That was CRAZY! This old-school can of the cola remains unopened. We bet it still tastes fine. For those on a budget, there’s also this (empty) can of Joe Jackson’s short-lived JOCola. Who brought the Captain Morgan’s?

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Angie | 5/31/2007, 7:26 pm EST

These items should be where they belong, in Michael Jacksons posession! Not to be show cased and auctioned off to the highest bidder. It’s wrong!

pam | 5/31/2007, 8:17 pm EST

These items should be burned, who knows what the waco did with them, They could be used to start a fire and then throw the pervert himself on the pile.

bill | 5/31/2007, 8:18 pm EST

right on Pam………..

Heather | 5/31/2007, 8:28 pm EST

Ditto that Angie. Those things should have and should still remain with Michael. And if I had the money I would have went to the auction, bid on the entire collection and I’d give every last thing back to him.

All I know is that half of that money better be going to charity like Michael and the other dude agreed on.

Heather | 5/31/2007, 8:32 pm EST

Pardon me Pam, I hate to break it to you. But Michael is not, has never been, nor will he ever be a pervert.

He’s innocent, deal with it.

Carolina | 5/31/2007, 8:46 pm EST

Ditto heather!

Are You Kidding Me! | 5/31/2007, 9:18 pm EST

Anyone who thinks Michael Jackson isn’t a pervert is lying to themselves. This guy’s been accused of molestation how many times? You don’t get accused of this multiple times if you’re innocent, and don’t give me the old “they’re only after money” bit. I don’t buy it. He’s guilty and I know it. No amount of bitching and moaning will ever convince me otherwise. By the way, you don’t pay off your accuser unless you’re actually guilty. I would never give up $20 million to anybody unless they had something on me. Think about it!

Are You Kidding Me! | 5/31/2007, 9:18 pm EST

Anyone who thinks Michael Jackson isn’t a pervert is lying to themselves. This guy’s been accused of molestation how many times? You don’t get accused of this multiple times if you’re innocent, and don’t give me the old “they’re only after money” bit. I don’t buy it. He’s guilty and I know it. No amount of bitching and moaning will ever convince me otherwise. By the way, you don’t pay off your accuser unless you’re actually guilty. I would never give up $20 million to anybody unless they had something on me. Think about it!

Are You Kidding Me! | 5/31/2007, 9:19 pm EST

sorry for the double post, computer problems here in the office!

Fujikawa | 5/31/2007, 9:23 pm EST

Michael Jackson is a perverted boy molesting dirtbag. All his crap should be gathered up, shredded, and the pieces dumped at Chernobyl. That is after all interested law enforcement officers get a chance to pick through it for evidence.

toolman | 5/31/2007, 11:05 pm EST

did they have any bottles of unopened jerry curl juice?

Allan Michael | 5/31/2007, 11:17 pm EST

Michael Jackson was NEVER convicted of any crime, therefor he is innocent under the eyes of the law.

Michael Jackson is a great entertainer and perhaps one of the best entertainers of all time. I love his music and I look forward to hearing his new album.

James | 5/31/2007, 11:32 pm EST

Believe me, if Michael were guilty he’d be in jail. So, until he is, why not cut the crap and respect him for the legendary artist he is!

Rick | 6/1/2007, 12:18 am EST

That’s right up there with,”Believe me, if O.J. Simpson was guilty he’d
be in jail. ($=acquittal)

Marcela | 6/1/2007, 12:54 am EST

To “Are you kidding me” dude. I think you can get accused lot of times if you are an easy target like Michael Jackson.. None of those accusations ever proved and Gavin and his mom used the same psychologist and the same lawyer as Jordan from the case in 1993. It sounds little bit too weird and calculated. They also picked the wrong time for the alleged accusation, since Michael wasn`t even home at some of those dates they picked. Nothing can prove he is a child molester. And all of them tried sooo hard…
To Heather: I was thinking about the same thing. I would just buy it and send it to Mike. But on the other hand – if he really cared about those things, he could have bought it himself, right? Or his family could do that if it`s allowed (I don`t even know)

Brandon | 6/1/2007, 3:19 am EST

oh, please, JUST ADD THE – BLANK (!!!) in the links to connect the pages.

Do read this, please!!!!!

eencap | 6/1/2007, 4:08 am EST

q:what does mj and jd have in common?
a:they both come in small tots

Jude | 6/1/2007, 5:51 am EST

Get over yourselves and quit with the hatred. Don’t you know a lot of what you’re saying about guilty this, perverted, etc, is slander?

Hey common! | 6/1/2007, 6:55 am EST

I think Michael deserves some respect hes one of the great artist who is very important to the pop music culture.The personal downfall and mistakes? he did was hes own personal demon which we all have.Nobody is perfect. He likes children i hate it,but it could be that his a victim of his own demon.Dont bother to talk bad if you will only say nice things and then go to peace concerts you are lying to your selves.

Krunch | 6/1/2007, 7:55 am EST

To Marcela: Wake up you twit

Terrance & Phillip | 6/1/2007, 9:14 am EST

To everyone who believes MJ is innocent, just carefully read the following sentence and then calmly attempt to use the sense of logic that your TV’s have beaten out of you. Ready? Here goes: MICHAEL JACKSON PAID $20 MILLION DOLLARS TO HIS ACCUSERS SO THAT THEY WOULD SHUT UP ABOUT SOMETHING HE DIDNT DO. Has that beaten and defeated sense of logic kicked in yet? Try one more time…….

Franko Tanko | 6/1/2007, 9:42 am EST

The hell with all the child molestors of this world.
Micheal is an absolut sicko.

Mario Kart | 6/1/2007, 10:12 am EST

I’ll buy his used KFC wet naps

Pinkie | 6/1/2007, 11:09 am EST

Hey Jude,
Don’t bring me down.
We were made to
Go out and slander
Remember, to let words under your skin
Then you begin to make it slander
slander
slander
whaooo !

elSCORCHO | 6/1/2007, 11:10 am EST

Michael Jackson always makes me laugh, even his stuff is bizzare. I wonder if the Elephant Man’s Bones are still for sale somewhere so he can buy them and re sell them to me. mmmmm. Hey, where’s the Peter Pan costume?, and the plastic noses. hahaha.

PeteR | 6/1/2007, 12:17 pm EST

Michael Jackson. Word.

boo boo | 6/1/2007, 12:31 pm EST

I wonder if any of Michael’s old nose’s are on display?

So i can ram it up his ass!:)

mjjfan2009 | 6/1/2007, 12:34 pm EST

u all are immature.
michael is a good person..and it just makes me sick when people talk trash about him…HE IS FOUND INNOCENT…so stop calling him a child molester….HE IS THE KING OF POP FOR GOODNESS SAKE….u all should b ashamed of urselves..

that is also his stuff that needs to be returned to him..

jackson-wacko sicko | 6/1/2007, 12:56 pm EST

What a freak!! Anyone who is buying his crap is probally drunk on jesus juice.

Mario Kart | 6/1/2007, 1:00 pm EST

I’ll buy his baby’s parachute, bungee cord, & cocaine

arnold | 6/1/2007, 1:03 pm EST

What do michael jackson and walmart have in common?

The both have little boys pants half off.

PETA ACLU | 6/1/2007, 1:38 pm EST

Bubbles has filed a claim of palimony against Mr. Wacko for rear-ending him. Bubbles said Mr. Wacko let him do a lot of rear-ending too, but was angered when Mr. Wacko tossed him back in the cage in favor of Macaulay Culkin. Bubbles said he has evidence that Mr. Wacko is not the father of “his” children, and that he witnessed Wacko “collecting” the necessary fertilization materials from Macaulay Culkin. “There was a whole lot of spitting going on”, said Bubbles.

krichard | 6/1/2007, 2:38 pm EST

people get over yourselves and get back to work.

abandonedstation | 6/1/2007, 4:16 pm EST

Here’s my two cents on MJ: He’s crazy enough to invite young boys over for sleepovers in his own bed and molest them, just as he’s crazy enough to invite young boys over for sleepovers in his own bed and NOT molest them.
I have no idea if he’s ever touched children inappropriately. It can go both ways so easily.

The sad thing is that everyone focuses on this aspect of Michael Jackson, instead of all that shallow and shitty pop music he makes.

Eric Spivey | 6/1/2007, 4:32 pm EST

What’s brown and squishy and can be found in a kid’s diaper?

Michael Jackson’s hand.

olherb | 6/1/2007, 6:36 pm EST

Michael is a queer and boy does he like young boys.

Herbert | 6/1/2007, 6:40 pm EST

What a slut that Nichael is.

Herbert | 6/1/2007, 6:41 pm EST

that slut

Herbert | 6/1/2007, 6:41 pm EST

that slut

olherb | 6/1/2007, 6:43 pm EST

that slut. Can you beleive the things he has done to small children?

Mia | 6/2/2007, 12:08 pm EST

Why is everyone posting so much hate? …

I hope people do buy the items and return them back to Michael, they belong to him.

Connely | 6/2/2007, 4:00 pm EST

Too bad the cd with all the little boys names and addresses who stayed the night at “Molestorland” was never found by the cops. Apparantly, his security staff kept all the boys’ info on computer to “protect” Wacko in case anything happened. The price on that item would fetch quite a sum.

Pedo Watch | 6/2/2007, 5:43 pm EST

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Just think. Somewhere in those piles of trash are criminal charges or a lawsuit just waiting to happen.

Voyez-vous devant le tribunal Wacko !

zentropa | 6/2/2007, 6:08 pm EST

TO Mia-They are posting the hate because to a lot of people its easier that way.Now being Ruthless,that is much harder.

zentropa | 6/2/2007, 6:09 pm EST

TO Mia-They are posting the hate because to a lot of people its easier that way.Now being Ruthless,that is much harder.

Michael Jackin Himself | 6/3/2007, 11:22 am EST

I want to thank all of you for cumming to my defense.
And to those of you with your shameful hate, I only have compassion but not hatred.

To show this is true I will be happy to babysit your little boy children but only at night so you can go out.

You see during the day I am so busy with my lawyers and come back team but at nigth all I want to do is put on my peter pans and crack chestnuts with little boys by a raging hard fire.

Whooo hooo hooo.

Thank you

Oh yes, and for those of you who doubt, I really am Michael Jackin Himself.

Peter S. | 6/3/2007, 10:38 pm EST

“I LOVE THE LITTLE CHILDREN, ESPECIALLY THE LITTLE BOY CHILDREN”
MJ

Tiffany | 10/16/2007, 8:58 am EST

I don’t care what people say MJ Is and will always be the best. MJ is the best and he got us where we are today. I have alot of his stuff. They should buy his stuff, to prove that he was there and is the greatest. MY quote will be ” Elvis then MJ ” the two best music artists there ever was. And all I have to say is screw you damn people who make jokes :) F U and have a nice day.

Tiffany | 10/16/2007, 8:58 am EST

I don’t care what people say MJ Is and will always be the best. MJ is the best and he got us where we are today. I have alot of his stuff. They should buy his stuff, to prove that he was there and is the greatest. MY quote will be ” Elvis then MJ ” the two best music artists there ever was. And all I have to say is screw you damn people who make jokes :) F U and have a nice day.

SHiN | 10/21/2007, 5:05 pm EST

ok thats great that the auction is bein held. but who gets the money earned from it? does it go michael? after all, it was his items. why should the money go to somebody else? look at all the money that was lost on these molestation cases that he was acquitted of. i mean, god damn, they closed neverland ranch and the man is not guilty! for all the people who hate michael so much, wtf are you readin this article for? i thought the only people who would read about the king of pop (is he still the king of pop? i never found out if he still holds the title) would be people who are his fans. its like porn, if you dont like it, don’t watch or read about it. its that simple people. i for one, always thought he was innocent and it was music to my ears when i found out he was cleared of all charges. now he can go back to makin wonderful music like he did before this shit began. i just hope he’s still talented like he was then.

Doc | 6/26/2009, 7:05 pm EST

You would “have went” Heather? What a fucking idiot.

Over It Already | 6/26/2009, 8:52 pm EST

He was just a perve. A crazy, pill addicted spoiled shrewd pervert. Darn, now the media will be clogged with tributes and musicals and slideshows of his different noses.

Maybe one day, the kiddies can take off the friggin’ masks. Yeah, that’s a picture of mental health right there…

Angelina | 6/28/2009, 3:00 pm EST

The world is ignoring the pleas of those children who were brave enough to step forward and tell what M.J. did to them. He will live in their nightmares forever. Also, Jackson lives in the perverted fantasies of his “fans.” Hailing and memorializing a pedophile is what the world is doing. Is there concrete proof this pervert is really dead? Two autopsies will insure the body looks unrecognizable, and ironically his parents and siblings are requesting a second autopsy. Someone should check the DNA of the three children he claims as being his biologically. Someone should do sanity checks on all the flakes who tag along after him — worshipping this master of illusions, public disguises, lies. It’s amazing that so much money is tied up around him. Others would lose out if they had to admit publically that Michael Jackson really was/is a pedophile — that he loved children so much he taught them to masturbate [it's in his court papers, child testimonies and statements]. Since when — guess it is in the past 10 years and now, that people who have a special talent for entertaining others and lining the pockets of big businesses get to behave any old way they choose, and the public is so mesmerized that it does not have the backbone to defend our world’s children against real crimes. What a giant blemish on the backbone of the United States this is! Actually, what backbone. It’s dissolved. Remember the song “I’m Talkin’ to the Man in the Mirror” — Yes, that’s Jackson’s way of admitting he is sick. He names the third child Blanket. If one could delve into M.J.’s psychology what would be found? The stories of those he offended have been silenced with money and the public’s willingness to disregard them. Jackson’s idol Peter Pan — he wishes to be Peter Pan — the very feminine looking boy that enters the windows of unsuspecting children and steals them from their parents. J’s childhood was in a sense stolen — then he wishes to steal the childhood’s of children he singles out. Where is this world is a sane prosecutor and investigators who could uncover the twisted fantasies Jackson has played out in the public’s eyes? This entire Jacko-mania is evil. We should be praying for the children he offended because they have their lives before them, and when they turn out the lights at night — it is Jackson they see in their nightmares. When morning arrives — it is Jackson they see plastered all over the news with the world worshipping a pervert because he can dance and sing and hide the fact he really “loves” children just like pedophiles do! Years ago, one of his sisters was interviewed about her childhood. She told the world then her father molested her. Then, the world did not hear much from her. Then, the press seemed to be fooled by Jackson’s attempt to cover her comments up. The piper strikes up a tune, and the unsuspecting just chases him off into the wind to the ocean, where they all drown in their delusions and his illusions.

Sensible | 6/28/2009, 10:05 pm EST

I agree TOTALLY with the comments by Angelina today (Angelina | 6/28/2009, 3:00 pm EST). Her eloquent, yet “in your face” comments sum up the TRUE legacy of Michael Jackson, a sick man who victimized children sexually and otherwise for his own selfish “needs”. Thank you, Angelina, for repeating the old truth that “The King has no clothes”.

Laura Hornstra | 6/29/2009, 1:00 pm EST

I completely agree with Angelina as well!

Laura Hornstra | 6/29/2009, 1:01 pm EST

I completely agree with Angelina as well!

Michael jackson | 7/4/2009, 12:49 am EST

i am alive……i will return

Michael jackson | 7/4/2009, 12:49 am EST

i am alive……i will return

Michael jackson | 7/4/2009, 12:49 am EST

i am alive……i will return

Michael jackson | 7/4/2009, 12:49 am EST

i am alive……i will return

Sheila | 7/4/2009, 7:34 pm EST

All I have to do is read what Jordy had to say, and then wonder about MAcauley Caulkin and other boys…always boys? for some strange reason…not young men or women as in most cases of affairs these days–he didn’t even have normal relationships with persons his OWN age! Something wrong with THAT! WHY youngsters? I’m talking boys below age of consent?
And then try and convince me that MJ was NORMAL?

Jim | 7/6/2009, 7:52 pm EST

Michael Jackson is lucky that one of the parents of the kids he molested didn’t blow his fucking head off! That sick fuck!

Ray | 7/6/2009, 8:39 pm EST

Well, he was acquitted of statutory molestation, but enough came out in the trial that it’s clear he was one odd dude flirting with molestation, if never actually getting caught at it by the law. A guy his age, sleeping with young boys in this day and age? Questionable, to say the least. What if this had been a Catholic priest? Considering how so many treat him as a god, shouldn’t he be held accountable to at least that standard?

john coughlan | 7/6/2009, 11:27 pm EST

1)Most sane people would agree that Michael Jackson was seriously mentally ill and that his actions were questionable to say the least.
2)most sane people(not fans) would agree that his family must have known far more about him than anyone else.(and said and did nothing)
3.) anyone that would allow any grown man to sleep in the same bed as their child/or children should also be in prison.(that includes all the Jacksons)
The grief and the hero worship but mostly the blindness of obsessive fans makes me truly sick to my stomach,
True this man was never found guilty in a court of law,but I bet if he were a normal guy,he would be beaten and burned alive anyway.

Big Joe | 7/8/2009, 11:01 am EST

Michael molested, OJ killed. Both got away with it for now, but if you believe in Hell you know Michael is doing his moon walk on brimstone. However if you believe that you know God forgives and in my mind he was clueless.

Big Joe | 7/8/2009, 11:01 am EST

Michael molested, OJ killed. Both got away with it for now, but if you believe in Hell you know Michael is doing his moon walk on brimstone. However if you believe that you know God forgives and in my mind he was clueless.

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