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In Honor of Amy Winehouse: Top Five Rock & Roll Beehive Anthems By Rob Sheffield

5/31/07, 2:01 pm EST

They tried to make her tame her beehive, but she said, no, no, no! Amy Winehouse’s honey of a hive is the summer’s most influential rock & roll hairdo—check out your favorite sleazy punk rock bar, and you’ll find a half-dozen plain Janes who learned from Amy they can quadruple their starability by ratting their hair into something fierce. (And the Winehousian 1940s party dress seems to be this summer’s gym shorts/cowboy boots combo, although we’ll see when the weather heats up.) You can’t beat the beehive for glam punkette attitude. So in honor of Amy, here are the top five rock & roll beehive anthems. Yes, yes, yes!

  1. The Ronettes, “Be My Baby” — Amy learned it all from these New York dolls. In 1964, Ronnie Spector’s hair was taller and meaner and scarier than all four Shangri-La’s combined, plus the drummer from the Honeycombs. You just know her rat-tail comb was a switchblade.
  2. Prince, “Sexuality” — Have you listened to “Sexuality” today? If not, you are wasting your summer and it isn’t even June yet. “Stand up! Organize!,” the Joe Strummer of orgasms commands his army of hair-hoppers. Revolution hair style now!
  3. The B-52’s, “52 Girls” — Kate and Cindy, glamorous girls of the U-S-A, rise out of the South to give the world a bouffant headbutt.
  4. Dusty Springfield, “I Only Wanna Be With You” — Born Mary Margaret O’Brien (same as my grandmother, just switch the first two names), the Dust Sister proved Irish girls knew the score: if the hair is big enough, you can hide a lot of sin under it.
  5. Mari Wilson, “Just What I Always Wanted” — Beloved by new wavers for her fab 1983 album Showpeople, Mari was an MTV cocktail princess who sang sticky Aqua-Net ballads like “Glamourpuss” and “Cry Me A River.” Better than Tracey Ullman, not as good as Alison Moyet, about even with Voice Of The Beehive. Finally, respect to Priscilla Presley — she never made her own music, but her barely-legal teen hive was hot enough to rekindle Elvis’ sex drive years after it seemed dead, inspiring the King to rise for the raging-boner blues of The ’68 Comeback, Tiger Man and From Elvis In Memphis. As Amy Winehouse knows, one taste of honey makes you want the whole beehive.

*Come back tomorrow for exclusive photos and excerpts from our Amy Winehouse cover story by Jenny Eliscu.


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jenchen | 8/31/2008, 8:17 pm EST

Amy is the reincarnation of Jim Morrison

GRRRR | 4/12/2008, 8:14 am EST

i love amy !
and i love the ronettes and the shangri las,

BUT AMY IS THE BEST,
AND HER HAIR IS LEGENDARY

jAZ | 3/29/2008, 7:41 am EST

Royce, It doesn’t require thought, it requires an ear. You can’t fake that voice. It’s without peer. Her’s is the best voice in the history of pop music.

Laura | 2/13/2008, 1:20 pm EST

I forgot to mention a little bit of Squirrel Nut Zippers mixed in with the Shangri Las…..She is the reincarnated soul of someone who once was great. Maybe Janis, or Billie Holiday…..Very moody music and takes me back to the mid 60’s…..Mowtown, Dusty Springfield. How a little 23 year old can sing like that, (with a superb) back-up band, ala New Orleans….blows me away, and I’m pretty jaded…..Best new style I’ve heard since the 60’s……..

Laura | 2/12/2008, 12:10 pm EST

A mixture of Cher, Nancy Sinatra, meets Martha Reeves………

Royce | 2/11/2008, 7:17 am EST

I’ve heard snippets of “Rehab” and thought it really sounds good. This Amy girls looks talented. I’m afraid I’m just learning now about this musician alongside Britney Spears trainwreck media coverage. They are very different girls in so many ways but have something in common: substance abuse. And also, while we may be easy on accusing other “artists” of being “manufactured” and heaping praises on the honesty that we see in Amy…we should really be asking ourselves if she is indeed the real deal. Remember, she is managed by Simon Cowell, the man responsible for “pop” products like Spice Girls. How are we sure that Amy is not faking it too? C’mon guys, think about it.

Suga | 1/22/2008, 7:42 pm EST

AMY UR A HOTTIE
MUCH LOVE ALL D WAY FRM SCOTTIE[LAND] lol

amy get well soon we love u
haters can suk out lol

susan | 12/30/2007, 11:50 am EST

i love your beehive hairdo. did anybody tell you that you would look real good in a beehive hairdo like that of annie potts as iona in the movie pretty in pink

Nina | 12/22/2007, 12:59 pm EST

For a thousand people that are able to appreciate someone’s gifted talent, there is one idiot who feels the need to go against it. Who cares about idiots? Amy Winehouse is the most gifted female singer of her generation, the other pale in comparison. Amy is authentic and bold, which is much needed in the current music industry of fake plastic so called artists…

ggtta | 12/19/2007, 11:11 pm EST

yeah amy is the best but i don’t think she’s a combination of anyone in the industry. dig her cover of ‘Cupid’
oh, and mary o’brien’s middle name isn’t margaret btw

meloddd2 | 11/16/2007, 12:23 pm EST

I just love her album “Back to black.” It takes a couple of listens to get totally hooked. I just hope she doesn’t go the way of Joplin, Morrison and Hendrix. It would be such a waste.

Sarah | 11/11/2007, 3:40 pm EST

Amy winehouse is the most amazing person ever - leave her alone! Anyone who says she isnt beautiful is blind, anyone who says she hasn’t got a good voice can’t here and anyone one who hates her is a f***ing sh*t head! i have seen her live twice and she smiled and waved. These words are coming from a 14 year old girls mouth and anyone who disagrees feel free to express yourself but expect a good comeback!

bbb | 8/11/2007, 12:18 pm EST

Funny how guys always carp about women who’ve got talent and attitude. And so what if she drinks? Who doesn’t at her age? Big effin’ deal. She’s got a great voice and she’s a tough little chick who’d kick the piss out of any these loser guys whining about her.

Sandra V | 6/15/2007, 1:39 pm EST

Man oh Man, can Amy sing. Love her style and soul. My favorite song, I wake up alone, from Back to Black. Sounds like the 50’s. Bring on more…………

Jean | 6/7/2007, 2:12 am EST

I hope that she stops being so self-destructive. I’d hate to see her burnout.

I wonder if the husband would stick around if she quit making money. Let’s hope so.

Orlando | 6/5/2007, 5:32 pm EST

Gorgeous? Man… what are you smoking?

Poppin fresh Pinupina | 6/4/2007, 2:28 pm EST

No One cares about Amy Winehouse? You arent speaking for me, I LOVE HER!!!! I play her music in my store everyday, and turn tons of people on to her. Viva la Winehouse~

Mary | 6/3/2007, 1:00 pm EST

It’s so depressing to see a woman throw her ambition away to cater to a man. Come on Amy, there’s plenty of time for the “wife and mother” thing in years to come. Keep making music.

ALOHAAAA | 6/2/2007, 7:21 pm EST

Better than those generic monkeys Ashley, Britney, Lindsay and Jessica. More Amy and ban the likes of the others

ALOHAAAA | 6/2/2007, 7:21 pm EST

Better than those generic monkeys Ashley, Britney, Lindsay and Jessica. More Amy and ban the likes of the others

Franko Tanko | 6/1/2007, 9:50 am EST

Amy Winehouse looks like a mixture of Ru Paul and Cher

Dayna UK | 6/1/2007, 3:58 am EST

I saw her this week in London in concert, she was absolutely 1st class, an amazing voice, she is truly gifted, I adore her, rock on Boobala!

Mr.Tim | 6/1/2007, 1:15 am EST

She’s a man, baby!

With that in mind,
“Wig in a box” from Hedwig and the Angry Inch should have been on your list.

Bandmum | 5/31/2007, 10:27 pm EST

Amy Winehouse is original to our time…everything has esentially been done, but this time around she is doing it with a kick, have you really listened to her lyrics and amazing delivery? My household is full of successful musicians, we all adore her, and admire her. She is gritty, rude, velvet and lush….all as one = Amy. She sings live and records with out using what so many artists use today…”Autotune”…listen people, if it’s not you, it not bad!

killingfloor | 5/31/2007, 8:32 pm EST

Amy Winehouse >Brit/Ashley/Pink/Jessica/Back street Girls/JT

Jim | 5/31/2007, 7:08 pm EST

She’s the real deal. Killer voice, great songs, attitude…
There’s no accounting for taste with some of these people

James | 5/31/2007, 6:23 pm EST

She could pass for a dude.

Numbert Dilbert | 5/31/2007, 6:12 pm EST

BUT despite that… she is gorgeous

Numbert Dilbert | 5/31/2007, 6:12 pm EST

BUT despite that… she is gorgeous

Yaweh | 5/31/2007, 5:51 pm EST

i dont know what it is with amy winehouse, and whos shes related to at rs, but stop doing stories on her. no one cares.

Anonymous | 5/31/2007, 4:54 pm EST

amy winehouse is a drunk ripping off motown tunes

chasingheathercrazy | 5/31/2007, 4:49 pm EST

I know its new and all… but I’m a huge fan of The Pipettes’s “Pull Shapes”. Great, great song. Refreshing to hear something like that TODAY

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