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Amy Winehouse: Write Your Own Cover Line

5/30/07, 6:07 pm EST

Amy Winehouse

As you all know Amy Winehouse and her impressive beehive are on the cover of our current issue (on stands everywhere on Friday). Though you may not have your hands on the magazine yet, you probably know something about this spitfire, who recently got married and whose album Back to Black became the highest-charting U.S. debut ever by a British female. Our editors summed her up in one lonely cover line: “The Diva & Her Demons.” We challenge you to do us one better with your own snappy headline. Ready? Go!

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JudasConstant | 5/30/2007, 6:15 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: Big Hair, Big Tits

j | 5/30/2007, 6:34 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow?

Mario Kart | 5/30/2007, 6:39 pm EST

DUI Is Not My Middle Name.

me | 5/30/2007, 6:40 pm EST

You know Shes No Good

Jens Cromer | 5/30/2007, 6:40 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: Pretty in Ink

tommy | 5/30/2007, 6:42 pm EST

Thank GOD for Amy Winehouse!

B. Breeg | 5/30/2007, 6:59 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: Drunk Slut Superstar

scakk | 5/30/2007, 7:01 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: Soul is Back

Mario Kart | 5/30/2007, 7:08 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: 21st Century Music Starts Here.

Collin | 5/30/2007, 7:22 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: Two-toned hair, Two-toned Bra-straps

meglovesrs | 5/30/2007, 7:24 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: Bar Hopper, Chart Topper.

tacobellgrindage | 5/30/2007, 7:31 pm EST

“Amy Winehouse: Fabulously fermented by the Blues”

tacobellgrindage | 5/30/2007, 7:31 pm EST

“Amy Winehouse: Fabulously Fermented with the Blues”

amywinehouse2 | 5/30/2007, 8:01 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: The Funk-Status Apparatus

hambone (the real hambone) | 5/30/2007, 8:15 pm EST

Transy

SalParadisewasRight | 5/30/2007, 8:29 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: The Demon and her Divas.

sillisid | 5/30/2007, 8:38 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: Soul diva lands a soulmate.

Olivia D | 5/30/2007, 8:44 pm EST

Amy Winehouse takes RS ‘Back to Black’

tony montana | 5/30/2007, 8:46 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: The Perfect Stranger

Angela W. | 5/30/2007, 8:58 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: Lady Sings the Booze

Mman | 5/30/2007, 9:02 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: Brit’s Latest Stale Export

Mman | 5/30/2007, 9:03 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: Brit’s Latest Stale Export

Cristhian | 5/30/2007, 9:04 pm EST

Amy Winehouse and why SPIN magazine couldn’t get her in their cover

johnnyspeaker | 5/30/2007, 9:06 pm EST

Amy Whinehouse: Drunk On Retro Soul

mike | 5/30/2007, 9:25 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: At least shes more deserving of this than fall out boy.

mike | 5/30/2007, 9:25 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: At least shes more deserving of this than fall out boy.

mike | 5/30/2007, 9:25 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: At least shes more deserving of this than fall out boy.

Anonymous | 5/30/2007, 9:40 pm EST

NOT! FOB is better, they WRITE their own music, every person PLAYS instruments and writes,plays and records all their music.all this woman does is write shitty lyrics, and sing badly to a abackup beat.

skyler | 5/30/2007, 9:43 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: A Little bit of Rasp, A Little bit of Sass

PARIS HILTON = GOD ! | 5/30/2007, 9:55 pm EST

i like her.

josh | 5/30/2007, 10:03 pm EST

“Amy Winehouse: Sure She Smells Like Beer, But Look At Her!”
“Amy Winehouse: This Is An Attempt For Us To Look Mildly Up To Date After The Last Seven Shitass ‘Artists To Watch’ Storys”
“Amy Winehouse: If Sclerosis Had Kickass Tits”
“Amy Winehouse: Does This Make Up For Panic At The Disco?”
“Amy Winehouse: Not Joan Jett, But Close”

Fear | 5/30/2007, 10:04 pm EST

Whore Rock.

Chaim | 5/30/2007, 10:04 pm EST

Amy Winehouse – Booze-filled Jew with Kickass Tattoos

Chaim | 5/30/2007, 10:05 pm EST

Amy Winehouse – Booze-filled Jew with Kickass Tattoos

Fear | 5/30/2007, 10:06 pm EST

Amy Winehouse; not just another drunken whore.She can sing.

Fear | 5/30/2007, 10:08 pm EST

Amy Winehouse;See what can happen if you give in to peer pressure and don’t eat.

GK | 5/30/2007, 10:10 pm EST

Amy Winehouse- Drunk on Success

Hunter | 5/30/2007, 10:13 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: Trouble with a capital T.

She got some nice killer body though.

Hunter | 5/30/2007, 10:14 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: Trouble with a capital T.

She got some nice killer body though.

Tattooed Nipples......... | 5/30/2007, 10:15 pm EST

for your drunken pleasure

Fear | 5/30/2007, 10:19 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: Lovely insecurities.

TT | 5/30/2007, 10:20 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: The 13th step is a bitch.

jthedigital1 | 5/30/2007, 10:23 pm EST

amy winehouse: where the hell is that bottle?

Ben | 5/30/2007, 10:31 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: loves her last name

paws1010 | 5/30/2007, 10:35 pm EST

Amy Whinehouse-have you had enough of me yet? YES!

Ben | 5/30/2007, 10:35 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: Take Her Home To Scare Your Mum and Drink Your Dad’s Scotch

Foxx01 | 5/30/2007, 10:36 pm EST

Talk to the hair.

keram | 5/30/2007, 10:38 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: Making Lily Allen Cry Since Earlier this Year.

Jackie | 5/30/2007, 10:59 pm EST

To Black and Back

Nate | 5/30/2007, 11:01 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: Puppy?

AJ | 5/30/2007, 11:24 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: Out of the Blue, and into the Black

jax | 5/30/2007, 11:24 pm EST

winehouse – NOT a losing game

trav | 5/30/2007, 11:38 pm EST

Amy Winehouse,
Rehab Puppy….

Julio | 5/30/2007, 11:41 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: Inside the Beehive

Joe Puma | 5/30/2007, 11:44 pm EST

Vintage Imported Whine

teresadear | 5/30/2007, 11:45 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: She Can Hold Her Own

jim | 5/30/2007, 11:46 pm EST

Slayer wouldve made a cool cover, but instead we present you amy winehouse

teresadear | 5/30/2007, 11:47 pm EST

or..

Amy Winehouse: Can She Hold Her Own?

CRS | 5/30/2007, 11:54 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: What’s Inside Her Head Is Even Scarier Than What’s On Top

Carly Triche | 5/31/2007, 12:07 am EST

Makes Amy Lee look like Big Bird

Carly Triche | 5/31/2007, 12:08 am EST

Makes Amy Lee look like Big Bird

brian gallagher | 5/31/2007, 12:09 am EST

Amy Winehouse:Carpet burns and soul patch.

Hunter | 5/31/2007, 12:11 am EST

Hot Jewish Girl: not an oxymoron anymore.

KIMBERR58 | 5/31/2007, 12:12 am EST

“ABSOLUTE WINEHOUSE”. I THINK THATS PERFECT.

Anthony C | 5/31/2007, 12:30 am EST

Vexed Vixen Amy Winehouse

Skyline | 5/31/2007, 12:31 am EST

Turning Water Into Winehouse

riffrafff | 5/31/2007, 12:42 am EST

That last cover with Keith Richards frightened us also…so here’s a hot wino from across the big pond

auramac | 5/31/2007, 12:44 am EST

“So out of it- they drew on her for hours!”

“Excuse me while I slip out of something… visually uncomfortable..”

DJ Cooooolslaw | 5/31/2007, 12:46 am EST

Wine and Song on a Rocket

Alex munkybiz.lv | 5/31/2007, 12:49 am EST

Amy Winehouse. Soul deamon hitting (US) gold

Max | 5/31/2007, 1:01 am EST

Amy Winehouse: Britain’s Boozy Behived Beauty

Max | 5/31/2007, 1:08 am EST

Beehived**

Saad | 5/31/2007, 1:17 am EST

Chasing Amy

orrr

No Losing Game

Drew | 5/31/2007, 1:18 am EST

Inside The Hive of A Musical Genius.

Shawn D | 5/31/2007, 1:24 am EST

Amy Winehouse Rehabilitates the Music World

Meryn | 5/31/2007, 3:06 am EST

Definitely not Dusty Springfield.

OR

Not another British blue-eyed soul diva.

OR

Untamed diva puts it on paper.

Bliggity | 5/31/2007, 3:57 am EST

Amy Winehouse: Weird to look at,
but kinda sounds like that Blu Cantrell chick

me | 5/31/2007, 4:43 am EST

Amy Winehouse: gonna send you all to Rehab

Bedster | 5/31/2007, 4:47 am EST

Amy Winehouse- The woman Pink wishes she was.

Chris | 5/31/2007, 5:47 am EST

Amy Winehouse: Who says drunk isn’t sexy

Ghost Mutt | 5/31/2007, 6:40 am EST

Amy Winehouse: “I Shot Lana Clarkson”

Me | 5/31/2007, 7:19 am EST

Nice tits, a so-so face. REALLY ugly with the tattoos. Overall- fugly.

Me | 5/31/2007, 7:19 am EST

Nice tits, a so-so face. REALLY ugly with the tattoos. Overall- fugly.

Max | 5/31/2007, 7:25 am EST

You think the Queen will like me??

Jason | 5/31/2007, 8:02 am EST

Boozeilicious

Vandelay | 5/31/2007, 8:12 am EST

Amy Winehouse: She Just Threw Up A Bit In Her Mouth

Ghost Mutt | 5/31/2007, 8:20 am EST

She is seriously hot, but if you knew her personally she might be kinda scary – you know like that friend you have who has a cool car but always drives way too fast

Adam | 5/31/2007, 8:30 am EST

Rehab is for quitters

metalkills | 5/31/2007, 8:51 am EST

want a little cheese with that whinehouse?

veddergodsmacker13 | 5/31/2007, 9:41 am EST

Amy Winehouse…is that a pun?

Don Vito | 5/31/2007, 9:53 am EST

Amy Winehouse- Whats really in her hair!

Don Vito | 5/31/2007, 9:56 am EST

Amy Winehouse- Horney, Drunk, and Married

Don Vito | 5/31/2007, 9:57 am EST

Amy Winhouse- Singing Super Slut

swee | 5/31/2007, 10:05 am EST

Tatted and Tore Up

Don Vito | 5/31/2007, 10:15 am EST

Amy Winehouse-Look at the Tits on this Bitch

SAV | 5/31/2007, 10:35 am EST

Amy Winehouse: What happen last night

or

That was one hell of a hang over

or

Souls next blue-eyed representative

or

Obviously Music ain’t all about looks no more

mikeky | 5/31/2007, 10:53 am EST

‘i look good now, but i have british teeth.’

it’s perfect. but you won’t use it.

TEABAG | 5/31/2007, 10:58 am EST

“Glug-Glug”

Scott | 5/31/2007, 11:15 am EST

Booze, Boobs, and Booze

Joey B. | 5/31/2007, 11:16 am EST

Amy Winehouse: Not your average drunken soul singer

Marty P. | 5/31/2007, 11:30 am EST

Amy Winehouse : Meet rock’s newest flash in the pan.

Blood | 5/31/2007, 11:39 am EST

Too Drunk Too F***
-dead kennedys

or

Putting the Booze back in Blues

beefy | 5/31/2007, 11:39 am EST

From Mascara to Her Man

emo joe | 5/31/2007, 11:40 am EST

why is she on the cover instead of My Chemical Romance?(where’s my razor blade?}

beefy | 5/31/2007, 11:42 am EST

From Her Mascara to Her Man

newnoise | 5/31/2007, 11:42 am EST

Amy Winehouse: Hi, I’m the new Macy Gray

moonie | 5/31/2007, 11:56 am EST

Just what the world needs another crappy singer, with little talent

moonie | 5/31/2007, 11:56 am EST

Just what the world needs another crappy singer, with little talent

moonie | 5/31/2007, 11:56 am EST

Just what the world needs another crappy singer, with little talent

66six | 5/31/2007, 11:58 am EST

Amy Winehouse- Great Voice, But Marge’s Hairdoo

Kaz Kooper | 5/31/2007, 12:20 pm EST

Amy Winehouse = Kate Pierson’s hair X
Etta James voice

(or whoever the hell she sounds exactly like)

rich voice, not knockin it…

Christov | 5/31/2007, 12:23 pm EST

Amy Winehouse- who cares

Jim | 5/31/2007, 12:43 pm EST

I would quote one of her lines…
“I Told You I Was Trouble”

David 22 | 5/31/2007, 12:53 pm EST

“Blur, Robbie Williams, Pete Doherty, Lily Allen and now another British never-to-be but we-wish-they-were a household name”. However I have to admit “Whore Rock” is a GREAT IDEA!!! Nice job Fear

Jas | 5/31/2007, 1:21 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: Tomorrow’s Has Been
Amy Winehouse: No Hit Wonder

Goober | 5/31/2007, 1:26 pm EST

Crack out the wine and bring down the house!

Anonymous | 5/31/2007, 1:29 pm EST

Putting the Booze back in Blues !!!!!!!!

chasingheathercrazy | 5/31/2007, 1:34 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: Booze Cruisin’

Tallboy | 5/31/2007, 1:39 pm EST

Tranny, 911!

david | 5/31/2007, 1:39 pm EST

Obviously Music ain’t all about looks no more
!!!!!!!!!
Hot Jewish Girl: not an oxymoron anymore.

Amy Winehouse…is that a pun?

david | 5/31/2007, 1:51 pm EST

Putting the Booze back in Blues !!!!!!!!

Obviously Music ain’t all about looks no more
!!!!!!!!!
Hot Jewish Girl: not an oxymoron anymore.

Amy Winehouse…is that a pun?

The immortal shame | 5/31/2007, 1:55 pm EST

Amy Winehouse. When Hairspray meets the Hell’s Angels.

stephen q. erkel | 5/31/2007, 1:57 pm EST

Winehouse: Whore Is Not A Metaphor

Cristhian | 5/31/2007, 2:00 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: How we got her in our cover and SPIN magazine didn’t.

Anonymous | 5/31/2007, 2:10 pm EST

hey christian…she’s on the cover of SPIN magazine this month too, dude.

and josh, “not joan jett, but close” = gold.

amy winehouse does kick ass though. better than FOB, panic!, or fuckin’ fergie. part of my soul died when i saw that one.

Benson | 5/31/2007, 2:40 pm EST

Amy Winehouse- A Bird and the Bees

Anonymous | 5/31/2007, 2:42 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: My Cat’s Breathe Smells Like Cat Food.

Anonymous | 5/31/2007, 2:44 pm EST

That’s not fish you smell, that’s Amy Winshouse’s vagina.

siMON | 5/31/2007, 2:51 pm EST

Amy Winehouse:

to cheat or not to cheat?

Anon | 5/31/2007, 3:05 pm EST

Tats, Tits, Beehives & Booze!

JimJam | 5/31/2007, 3:13 pm EST

The Bird and The Bee-Hive

jmw | 5/31/2007, 3:18 pm EST

Baddest. Beehive. Ever.

jmw | 5/31/2007, 3:19 pm EST

Baddest. Beehive. Ever.

T. Rex | 5/31/2007, 3:21 pm EST

“Amy Winehouse: She has big tits, so suscribe!!!”

mikeky | 5/31/2007, 3:33 pm EST

WANTED: PHOTOSHOP AIRBRUSH ARTIST. LAST AIRBRUSH ARTIST COLLAPSED FROM EXHAUSTION. APPLY WITHIN.

Karloff | 5/31/2007, 3:39 pm EST

Amy Winehouse Swallows!

Jon | 5/31/2007, 3:45 pm EST

Brooding and Boozing

Kelly | 5/31/2007, 3:50 pm EST

We know that she’s that good.

Play on her awesome track, “You know that I’m no good.”

Sophie | 5/31/2007, 4:13 pm EST

“Sounding Black Ain’t that Easy Is It?” The story of a boozehound whose beehive was bigger than her talent, but smaller than her ego.

Sophie | 5/31/2007, 4:16 pm EST

“Tales from the Beehive Crypt Within” How a drunk got big by sounding…well, drunk.

Sophie | 5/31/2007, 4:22 pm EST

“For God’s sake, go to Rehab!”

amy | 5/31/2007, 4:50 pm EST

Booze, Blues & Beehive

Groove | 5/31/2007, 5:00 pm EST

Bad Attitude and Bad Tats

Jako_Ink | 5/31/2007, 5:08 pm EST

“Oh Bee-Hive!” Meet Amy Winehouse: Electric Vocals, Hot Hair, AA Enthusiast

Josh-ooo-aah | 5/31/2007, 5:12 pm EST

Blood Brothers….wait that was the brilliant cover line last issue. How ’bout:

Stella Star: Amy Winehouse takes doo-wop to detox.

I’m just sayin’

Deez Nuttzz | 5/31/2007, 5:26 pm EST

Amy Winehouse – Like Fergie, but with more industry generated “street cred”

NutureMyPig | 5/31/2007, 5:42 pm EST

Butterface Gets Paid!

W.C. Fields | 5/31/2007, 5:43 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: The hipsters loved her until they listened to her.

or

Amy Winehouse: The hipsters loved her until this issue hit newsstands.

professor joe | 5/31/2007, 6:14 pm EST

since MTV doesn’t play Arcade Fire . . . how about this yob?

Petey | 5/31/2007, 6:15 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: 100 proof

Chris | 5/31/2007, 6:16 pm EST

Amy Winehouse: A Beehive above the rest

charliemapleton | 5/31/2007, 7:38 pm EST

Amy Winehouse:Pain, pizazz, and acid jazz

jill hives | 5/31/2007, 7:51 pm EST

three beats to the wind.

riffrafff | 6/1/2007, 12:15 am EST

The next British Invasion…How Amy Winehouse and host of other Brits from across the pond are on the rise

S | 6/1/2007, 2:01 am EST

how about:

Overrated and Overhyped.

or

Hot this month. Not next month.

Scenester | 6/1/2007, 6:27 am EST

Amy W- Should I really bother with America when most yanks would rather listen to Emo or Bon Jovi?

Brown Noize Boyz | 6/2/2007, 2:06 am EST

Hottest Jew Broad Who Sounds Like Lauryn Hill.

T-Nasty | 6/2/2007, 2:09 am EST

Amy Winehouse: Before

jonathan | 6/2/2007, 4:09 am EST

Janis Joplin wannabe doesn’t make the cut.

mike | 6/2/2007, 4:10 am EST

Carefully positioned cleavage turns back the clock on women’s rights.

Dante B. | 6/4/2007, 12:24 am EST

Tattoo Jew.

Krunch | 6/4/2007, 9:16 am EST

Mamma tried…

Deirdre R | 6/10/2007, 1:54 am EST

Amy Winehouse: Lost in the Sauce

Brian Ungaro | 6/11/2007, 3:43 pm EST

Capturing Lightning FROM a Bottle.

higho | 6/12/2007, 1:56 am EST

Amy Winehouse: No, No, No

ASTRASOURCE | 7/18/2007, 6:42 pm EST

Vintage Winehouse Uncorked….

ASTRASOURCE | 7/18/2007, 6:42 pm EST

Vintage Winehouse Uncorked….

home insurence | 8/1/2007, 3:13 am EST

Basically nothing seems worth doing, but whatever.
I just don’t have anything to say recently, but eh. Not much on my mind right now, but that’s how it is.

tropicial fish | 8/3/2007, 9:54 am EST

I’ve just been staying at home waiting for something to happen.
More or less not much happening right now. I just don’t have anything to say right now, but it’s not important.

spliff | 8/26/2007, 2:22 am EST

ugly white-trash Jew

Rickozola | 9/4/2007, 10:45 pm EST

My life’s been unremarkable these days. Nothing seems important. Whatever.
Basically not much notable happening worth mentioning. Eh.

ckozoll | 9/8/2007, 5:36 am EST

My life’s been unremarkable these days. Nothing seems important. Whatever.
Basically not much notable happening worth mentioning. Eh.

owpjh cvrldy | 9/21/2007, 2:20 pm EST

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diet diabetic | 9/23/2007, 12:50 pm EST

Basically nothing seems worth thinking about, but such is life.
I feel like a void. Not much on my mind recently.

pharmacy1 | 9/28/2007, 10:56 pm EST

Basically nothing seems worth thinking about, but such is life.
I feel like a void. Not much on my mind recently.

vasily kandinsky | 1/3/2008, 5:27 pm EST

She seems to be sister with Baron Sasha Cohen -something difficult to change and she does what her inner nature tell her to do-disgusting ugliness lack of candor-misery -see also the regurgitations of Cohen

ifhifdifdiw | 2/9/2008, 3:31 pm EST

are her eyes tattooed

hpxcj ptuea | 9/4/2008, 11:29 pm EST

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