What a D-Bag!

If you haven’t heard that Marilyn Manson take yet, maybe you should…he’s really sucking these days. Well, in general…and dating 19 year olds doesn’t help.

First Impressions of Earth is a fantastic album. Heaven forbid a band turn an artistic corner and not put out the same album every two years.

yeah, what the hell, i thought First Impressions was pretty solid. Anyways, what they need to do is let Albert Hammond Jr. have a little more creative control this time around. His solo album is fantastic!

First The Strokes release a great debut record and all the critics go gaga over it. Then they release another record that sounds exactly like the first, and the critics harp on them for not taking any chances. Then they release a third record that is a departure from the previous two, and critics complain they don’t sound as cool as they used to.

Lesson of the day: critics are idiots.

First impressions of earth was GREAT!

First impressions of earth was GREAT!

I wish I could date 19 year olds. My mom does too. The only way she gets any lovin is from our dog.

P.S.- Phil Spector is one ugly sonuva bitch

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Phil Spector promised Dr. Lee a singing career if he hid the evidence for him. I’d love to hear the doc’s take on ‘River Deep, Mountain High’.

Manson did a Timberlake cover because he’s trying to focus on the teenage girl market. And because he takes a lot of drugs.

At least Snoop has a good reason to not be let into Germany. Cornell is going to be told he can’t come in because his music sucks.

So that’s Simon-Garfunkel reunion 86. Look for #87 to be a tour called, ‘Garfunkel needs to pay off his second mortgage’.

ha ha! Take that Strokes! You’ve been zinged by Rollingstone.com!

Snoop promised to wear a “Parental Advisory” label on his forehead just for me!

I mean, I am the king. Sorry, my mom was in the middle of blowin me.

Turned an artistic corner? It’s not like went all Kraut like Liars. They made an album of angry white hipster dreck that — to everyone else in the world who’s not a diehard Strokes defender — sounded like the first two. But worse.

Snoop in Germany for Live Earth? Why isn’t he doing it here, in Jersey? Maybe he’s fleeing the country to avoid all those drug and weapons charges…
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Did RS not give First Impressions 3 1/2 stars in its review (the same score every album seems to get)? Don’t turn on them just because it’s cool to do so now.

Who needs a year and a few months of rest? It’s not like they’ve been working in the fields for the last 5 years, 12 hours a day, 6 days a week. What a bunch of p*ssies. As stated, I’m guessing they’re taking time off to learn how to write some songs. It’s pretty sad what has become of bands–1 album, every 3 years. Give me the ’60’s any day.

I really don’t understand why so many people, and critics, seem to like that horribly boring band, the Strokes. I had a chance to keep a freee copy of First Impressions…, and I didn’t evenwant it for free. What does this terrible band do that so many people seem to like? Let’s see – the singer sounds like a dog in pain, every song sounds just like every other one (all mid-tempo, etc.), there’s nothing special in terms of musicianship (not even a lead guitar), who cares about the lyrics, and on and on. They suck big time!

The Strokes have got to be just about the most overrated band of the decade. They came from the right place at the right time and certainly had the right look (and dated the right people) but had the wrong songs. When Franz Ferdinand released “Take Me Out” in 2004 and perfected in just the first minute of the song what The Strokes had been trying to do for (up to that point) two albums, it was clear that The Strokes were just a lot of hoopla. If you’re searching for that oh-so-cool punk/new wave/pop thing, You’re better off w/ the first two Cars records — trust me (or the two Arctic Monkeys and Franz records for that matter).

The Strokes first album was too good. They shot their load too fast. It happens (or so I’ve heard).

Rob Sheffield gave “First Impressions of Earth” 3 and a half stars in January 2006. That’s half a star more than Nirvana’s “Nevermind” received in November of 1991 from Ira Robbins.

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Limp Bizkit’s “Significant Other” also received a higher rating (three and a half stars of course) than “Nevermind”. I don’t care how many different reviewers you have on staff, that is a joke.

It’s no wonder people stopped trusting RS for musical opinions a long time ago.

Typical of RS regarding The Strokes. They rave about the CD when it comes out so that they look “hip”, and then disavow it later…poseurs!

you all like first impressions of earth as much as i did, but because the strokes are no longer the flavor of the month, some people want to pretent like they never liked the album. i call those people weak minded

oh, so we’ve decided to piss on the Strokes now? screw the hipsters that scribbled that blasphemy, my fly is stayin’ closed.

oh, so we’ve decided to piss on the Strokes now? screw the hipsters that scribbled that blasphemy, my fly is stayin’ closed.

oh, and by the way, nice suit, Phil! that wasn’t sarcastic. i like it.

i think Phil spector should kill Don vito and his fat ass mama!

I had poop sex with Phil Spector ;0

My wanna be jokes are lame. My mommy tucks me in at night.

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